AFTERNOON
This is the time!
When we will destroy the illegitimate structures of the paradigm, and release the ennui of the now. Unburden your so-called emptiness and embrace the oneness - the insouciance - of your duodenal solipsisms.

You know it makes sesne.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 13:46, archived)

PARKLIFE!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 13:48, archived)

LIFESENTENCE!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 13:52, archived)

When you say, "release the ennui of the now", shut up.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 13:51, archived)

RELEASE IT!

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:04, archived)

it smells like fart

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:23, archived)

Savour the event
- like a progenetor of the zeitgeist - a temporal spectre, if you will - announcing such gross diversions as the mystical, the emissary, the incarnation of peace-love.

Meanwhile, I'm making a chilli.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 17:06, archived)

Many beans
- three tins of the fuckers
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 17:21, archived)

There's a dead pigeon on my kitchen roof
Stupid fucker flew into a window and killed itself.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 13:56, archived)

Do you get to the cloud district very often?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:26, archived)

Hi Russell, done any good rapes recently?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:02, archived)

Good + rapes = grapes, maybe yours will catch on

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:04, archived)

I like grapes in my duodenal solipsism

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:05, archived)

Sir Mix-A-Lotzzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:38, archived)

"no, there was a bunch of them"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:38, archived)

"Rapey-wapeys", I think you mean.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:23, archived)

I'm releasing my ennui all over my computer keyboard.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:19, archived)

ennui-nui tapir

( .Yeti., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:21, archived)

Alright yetso, I see Silksong is getting reviewed as 'underwhelming'

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:37, archived)

People'll beaker about anything on the internet if they think it'll get them a bit of attention.
It's spent so long in development hell that some people aren't going to be happy with it unless it can defeat fascism and cure cancer. I trust Team Cherry. I'm looking forward to playing it.
( .Yeti., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:50, archived)

The preview I read said that it was too similar to the first one, and punishingly difficult.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:15, archived)

HK was never easy to begin with.
All the reviews I've found so far have been positive. I guess we'll find out in Q4.
( .Yeti., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:26, archived)

I have firm stem thinking about it

( $$ ✅, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:21, archived)

^trying to get young girls into "stem"

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:24, archived)

-in +on

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:29, archived)

I am fully turgid as I type this

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 16:41, archived)

Afternoon. /board popular page is a bit of a mess, seems hedgehog can't help creating drama.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:38, archived)

oh shit, *glomps* isn't in the b3ta dictionary, he won't know what it means and assume it's me being political again.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 14:44, archived)

It sounds a bit sexual m8. I'd be careful, he's at least two generations younger than you. Might be an idea to keep away from /board until the school holidays finish

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:12, archived)

OK I ain't readin all that, can you summarise who hates who please and why
ideally like an llm, a bit pass-ag and creepily, cheers
( vladimir, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:08, archived)

School holidays, innit.
There's a kid on /board who doesn't understand sarcasm and is posting paedo cartoon stuff and then complaining about all the drama he's causing.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:17, archived)

Alternatively THFH is falling victim to an elaborate yewtree sting operation.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:18, archived)

neither of these options spark joy

( vladimir, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:23, archived)

Excuse me, I think you'll find that *I* am causing all the drama here.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:28, archived)

Oh shit, the feds just showed up. TOO MUCH DRAMA

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 16:03, archived)

And, scene.

(Agent Pr1ck llǝɯs ǝɥʇ sʇI ˙ǝɔɐld sᴉɥʇ ǝʇɐɥ l, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 16:21, archived)

'unhinged seagull' hates: K-pop, Japanese anime, anything that threatens "traditional culture", nerds, geeks and politics.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:19, archived)

don't try your mind games in here
we're too stupid for that
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:21, archived)

lol

( vladimir, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:22, archived)

Back off m8, he's mine
b3ta.com/board/11420321
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:26, archived)

no spanking for them!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:29, archived)

I AM NOT A FUCKING DRAMA ADDICT YOU SPECCY CUNT
could perhaps be improved by adding ! after every word, but that minor criticism aside, I think he's made a decent case here, he's clearly drama-averse.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 16:50, archived)

I never even owned a speccy. #AmstradCPCkrew

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 17:24, archived)

GEEKWAD

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 17:30, archived)

read this as creepity

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:23, archived)

creeping into the house
creepity creepity creep
running out of antibiotics
weepity weepity weep
( vladimir, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:25, archived)

oh thank god AT LAST

( vladimir, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:05, archived)

Embracing your duodenal solipsisms is SO last week

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:22, archived)

I embraced the oneness - the insouciance - of my duodenal solipsisms twice last night and again this morning

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:36, archived)

impressive at your age, let's face it

( vladimir, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 15:53, archived)

My insouciance prolapsed when I tried that
- so jolly well done to you!
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 17:02, archived)

mornminge

( MiseryCunt, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 7:06, archived)

Not me.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 7:11, archived)

not you, no.
not me either, thinking about it
( MiseryCunt, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 7:12, archived)

Would you prefer some morncock?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 21 Aug 2025, 8:29, archived)

It would be extremely rude of him to refuse your generous offer

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:24, archived)

Moring

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 7:56, archived)

encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQRGlxGg15o4MV3Ib3ZYNnEnjHROR07RrVfBA&s
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 9:31, archived)

Did they ever confirm on screen, with explicit graphic close-ups, whether Morn had a cock or a minge?
I think I’ve seen every episode of DS9 but it’s possible I missed that bit.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 10:14, archived)

I would think the bar stool should have the relevant imprint on it, check back that episode where he disappeared

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 10:23, archived)

I see that /board argument is still going. He called you a thick headed intellectually stubborn pedantic cunt, you're not going to stand for that are you?
b3ta.com/board/11420221

I think you should call HIM thick again
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 10:28, archived)

This is terrible, there is drama all over the /board popular page now. THIS IS THE ONE THING I DIDN'T WANT TO HAPPEN

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 11:38, archived)

OH NO

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:21, archived)

Still, it was very good of you to try de-escalation in the first instance, he's clearly very grateful for that.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:38, archived)

I did try. Really the mods should have stepped in, after all it was their fault for allowing such a controversial image challenge in the first place.

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:45, archived)

To be fair, that's the most accurate thing he's ever said.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:21, archived)

I think he fancies me

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:33, archived)

Are you a suspiciously childlike BUT DEFINITELY OVER 18 cartoon character?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:38, archived)

Maybe he's a cartoon too. OVERLY LITERAL PAEDO MAN

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:46, archived)

This all happened because I asked him what he thought about a cartoon.
Even though he's got me on 2.0, so he can't even see my posts.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:47, archived)

Well NHS physio is shit. 2 x 20 minutes appointments, good luck, fuck off. I expected better

( mongychops, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 10:55, archived)

I'm afraid if you want a happy ending you have to go private mongy

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 11:01, archived)

Yeah just looking now, 50 quid a session. I'm going to have to go private, shameful

( mongychops, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 11:02, archived)

50 quid seems pretty cheap, you want to make sure you get a fit one with no diseases

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 11:03, archived)

I've been booked in for group hand sessions, but that's not for a month

( mongychops, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 11:07, archived)

kinky

(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 11:08, archived)

I bet you have, you dirty old bollocks

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 11:32, archived)

The NHS love a group session, gets more boxes ticked, more money.

( mongychops, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 11:42, archived)

I've just had two wisdom teeth extracted
I'm drooling blood (hallelujah)
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 11:47, archived)

How much did that cost?
In the last 12 months I've had a crown and a filling, cost me nearly a grand
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:03, archived)

£7.30, despite the fact I told them it's supposed to be £73 and they just had the decimal point in the wrong place.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:12, archived)

NHS?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:13, archived)

Oh yeah 73 quid would be cheap for private!

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:14, archived)

You lucky fucker.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:14, archived)

I don't feel very lucky.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:16, archived)

I want to make it very clear that as a GP I can't recommend private penus embiggening surgery.

I realise that having a small penus can be a source of significant distress and it is very unfair that it is not something that patients are not able to access through the NHS but unfortunately with healthcare funding being limited it is not available at this time.

I do not feel comfortable advising patients to pay for their treatment and suggest that we focus on psychological therapies to help you manage the feelings of inadequacy and despair arising from your tiny penus.

However if you insist you wish to proceed with surgery I may know a guy.
(2 Can Chunder - Work account arbeit macht frei!, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 12:32, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 20 Aug 2025, 16:44, archived)

NO CUNT DRY FOR OLD MEN

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 17:31, archived)

arf

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 17:48, archived)

arfur dryley

( MiseryCunt, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 20:52, archived)

NO WOMAN NO DRY

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 21:45, archived)

Dry a little tenderness

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 22:04, archived)

Super dry

( mongychops, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 22:25, archived)

pretty dry (for a wet guy)

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 21 Aug 2025, 5:59, archived)

it's clearly no longer morning, what's wrong with you pricks?
I just put my smoker away and there are two freshly-laid and highly fragrant cat shits in my backyard. Might flick 'em into my neighbour's garden.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 12:38, archived)

Smoke ‘em if you got ‘em.
Cat shits, I mean.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 12:42, archived)

I just tried. They're still too wet to light :(

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 12:48, archived)

TRY HARDER
or DRYER
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 13:52, archived)

In fact DRY HARD WITH A VENGEANCE

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 13:52, archived)

DRY ANOTHER DAY

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 20 Aug 2025, 13:57, archived)

This is better than the image challenge on /board already.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:18, archived)

LIVE AND LET DRY

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:20, archived)

WITHNAIL AND DRY

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:21, archived)

DRY, ROBOT

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:23, archived)

AMERICAN DRY

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:24, archived)

THE DRYING GAME

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:24, archived)

Drying Miss Daisy

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:26, archived)

Terminator 2: Judgement Dry

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:29, archived)

BabyDryer

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:30, archived)

The Treasure of the Sierra MaDry

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:43, archived)

2001: A Space OdyssDRY

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:47, archived)

Ferrris Buellers Dry Off

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:56, archived)

The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Dryer

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:29, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:59, archived)

GoldenDry
Dryfall

The Living Drylights
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:28, archived)

Life of Dry

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 16:13, archived)

So was my morning shit.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 20 Aug 2025, 14:29, archived)

More online lies.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 20 Aug 2025, 13:33, archived)

Organic wine update - no hangover but didn't really drink enough to cause one as it wasn't very nice, result - inconclusive, might toss a turd

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 13:36, archived)

Just celebrating Don King's birthday

( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 15:38, archived)

Getting work tied up before my wee cough
Went to the Caribbean place in Portsmouth again last night. Fucken Beezer, mon
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 15:39, archived)

Monday's leftover jerk chicken, rice and peas tonight
You couldn't make it up
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 16:12, archived)

Morning!

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 6:35, archived)

who said that?

( MiseryCunt, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 6:51, archived)

It is now.
I can’t vouch for when you posted this. I was still asleep.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 8:47, archived)

just praying broadsword disnae have a hangover

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 9:31, archived)

You get these wine people, don't you?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 20 Aug 2025, 9:34, archived)

What's the difference between Bing Crosby and Walt Disney?
Bing Sings and Walt Disnae.

/20th century joke
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 10:06, archived)

hey, what part of "trying to start drama on /board would be like going along to the local hospice and poking comatose patients to see if they do anything interesting" do you not understand?

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 12:40, archived)

Can you please confirm if that was a joke or not? It's very important.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 13:01, archived)

I am horrified that you think I would make a joke about something so serious

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 13:10, archived)

I act like stupid kids :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 13:12, archived)

I think everyone here has had just about enough of your childish pranks.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 13:24, archived)

Fucking hell, he's still going.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 21:54, archived)

proper lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 15:00, archived)

RIP sweet prince

( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 11:12, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 20 Aug 2025, 9:31, archived)

Wednesday and it's very autumnal out there
I rode into work on my motorbike and when I parked it up I had to kick a big pile of leaves out of the way to attach my chain to the ground anchor.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 9:47, archived)

Going to continue to wear shorts at least until after Carnival but today isn't really the weather for it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 9:55, archived)

Alright Punxatawny Phil

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 10:05, archived)

speaking of which, fan of these?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=80rivljkPLQ

fucking ace imho
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 10:15, archived)

Ooh I like that, nice one

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 10:17, archived)

you'll likely be into this one too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgjZ6ZMYpT0

amazing album, changed hands for over a grand at one point, fortunately someone reissued it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 10:21, archived)

This one's an absolute banger, real overlooked classic
www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA13V84zOPI
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 10:57, archived)

YouTube ads have ruined that one

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 11:09, archived)

I have successfully eliminated YouTube ads from my life
but if you haven't then yeah, I guess it's not the same without the old Deagostini website.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 11:15, archived)

I do like that
Sort of Guess Who, Mountain, Blue Cheer vibes
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 11:12, archived)

Blue Cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 20 Aug 2025, 11:19, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 9:53, archived)

morning

( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 11:12, archived)

Uh oh, here comes trouble!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 11:45, archived)

bum trouble!

( $$ ✅, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 11:52, archived)

Disgusting

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 20 Aug 2025, 12:25, archived)

Well
that was nice.

What else was nice?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 13:08, archived)

Whatever you're referring to I'm sure it was vile and I'm very upset.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 13:20, archived)

It was a cup of coffee and some chocolate

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 14:06, archived)

DISGUSTING

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 14:18, archived)

MODS

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 14:44, archived)

DESPICABLE

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 15:18, archived)

PHWOAR

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 15:42, archived)

SHIT THE BED

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 15:54, archived)

Do you like owls?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Aug 2025, 15:58, archived)

MMMMNEURRGH I AM A GAY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER GAY SPAZZES

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Aug 2025, 20:19, archived)

we know m8

( MiseryCunt, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 20:24, archived)

Just making sure.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Aug 2025, 21:51, archived)

life

( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 13:42, archived)

I'd rather have a piece of ghost

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 13:46, archived)

Which part?
Probably its ghoulies AHAHAHAHAHA!
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 15:15, archived)

The phantummy

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 15:16, archived)

+ the operae is gonnae chib ye

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 16:00, archived)

toasticles

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 15:47, archived)

The BOObies

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 16:38, archived)

Hawkwind

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 14:29, archived)

Eagleguffs

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Aug 2025, 14:43, archived)

Sparrowfarts

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 14:45, archived)

Penguinsharts

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 15:18, archived)

Titparps

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:01, archived)

Alan +

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:02, archived)

l n n l
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:06, archived)

To the tune of 'Crazy Horses.'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Aug 2025, 18:39, archived)

I saw them a couple of years ago at a day festival
and also used to see Nik Turner around a lot when I was a kid as he lived around our way and did hours-long freestying gigs with multiple drummers. He was a local legend!
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 14:50, archived)

A lad I was friends with as a kid, his dad lived in rural Wales near to Turner's gaff and he knew him from parties, he claimed to have given Nik his first poppers
Matey's dad was an old hippy who bought an entire valley off an aristocratic junkie in the 70s, they grew weed there. It was fucking awful weed. I ended up employing Stephen Graham's wife, and this was while Band of Brothers was being filmed, and that, dear Garold, is how I ended up selling Brad Pitt an ounce of bright green, terrible weed. The end.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 16:19, archived)

... I'm afraid I was veh, veh drunk

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 16:32, archived)

Wales climate is not really great for weed production.

( mongychops, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:38, archived)

This was grown in a greenhouse at best

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 19:13, archived)

Brad Pitt wasn't in Band of Brothers,
you must be thinking of Simon Pegg.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 9:21, archived)

alwaez

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 9:30, archived)

i know the guy that used to do like the drums for them he was in the band for the hitty pot job and has an amazing moustache

( MiseryCunt, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 16:46, archived)

his son is good at it too

( MiseryCunt, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 16:47, archived)

good at moustache?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:00, archived)

so good

( MiseryCunt, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:47, archived)

£10 says Martin Griffin

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:15, archived)

offer retracted, he ded

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:16, archived)

holy shit he's dead?
well i guess i knew him. he was a regular in the pub where i used to live. lovely bloke. i had no idea he died.
( MiseryCunt, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:49, archived)

2020

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:50, archived)

yeah i saw that. fuck.

( MiseryCunt, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:51, archived)

2020 vision

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 22:11, archived)

f f fucklevision, f fucklevision

( MiseryCunt, Wed 20 Aug 2025, 2:16, archived)

Fucking COVID

( mongychops, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 17:56, archived)

69

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 15:19, archived)

dunno yet, gonna have a go on some organic wine tonight, see if it's a/ nice and b/ not as hangovery

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 18:02, archived)

a) might well be, but likely a reasonable percentage of what you paid is for it to be organic, not for whether or not it's actually decent
b) won't make any difference m8 soz. high tannins or simply high abv + dehydration will give you a hangover no matter what fertiliser the producer has or hasn't used

tl;dr do be quiet Queef, there's a love
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 18:45, archived)

pretty much what I figured tbh, I'm just a desperate old man searching for a solution that lets me get a bit pissed during the week and function the next day

( broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 19:03, archived)

Best of British m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 19:15, archived)

The 10 and a half hour sleep I had last night

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 18:10, archived)

not enough

( MiseryCunt, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 18:16, archived)

result

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 19:17, archived)

The National Institute for Clinical Excellence

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 21:23, archived)

morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Aug 2025, 6:57, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 6:59, archived)

Morning
Back to work today *ugh*
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 19 Aug 2025, 7:14, archived)

Did you go to InFest or sutin?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Aug 2025, 8:07, archived)

New Day
Twas good but feeling it a bit
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Tue 19 Aug 2025, 10:41, archived)

Don't mention Hawkwind m8

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Aug 2025, 10:42, archived)

nude eh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 11:44, archived)

Morn

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 7:47, archived)

ing

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 10:17, archived)

gar

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 13:05, archived)

old

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 13:24, archived)

Have a wonderful World Humanitarian Day, mate!

( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 9:12, archived)

anitaria iliatio
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 19 Aug 2025, 11:23, archived)

'unhinged seagull' is calling us "geekwads" on /board.
I think his ability to read the room is about as good as his self-awareness.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 10:28, archived)

Nobody should tell him to GFH

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Tue 19 Aug 2025, 10:38, archived)

Now now hedgey, we don't want any 'drama' on board
Just a slow trickle of shit pictures to convince the advertisers that this place isn't completely dead on its arse.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 11:03, archived)

I've never really used it, but didn't /board used to be funny?
Looking at it now, you wouldn't believe it.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 11:25, archived)

That's because it's all AI slop now, rob banished all the real users to /talk to stop them upsetting the advertisers

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 11:32, archived)

That seems unfair, you can't just use AI to copy and paste a cartoon character onto a different background.
It takes raw talent and hours of hard labour.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 12:16, archived)

It certainly had a lot more actual jokes in the olden days.
It was gradually swamped by unfunny shitposters and all the good people drifted away, and here we are in 2025 with nary a chuckle to be found on the place.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 11:41, archived)

If it wasn't for HappyToast I'd say burn the whole damn thing down.
I just looked at the best entries for the image competition and only HappyToast's entries even raised a smile.

To be fair, it's a shit competition. To be even more fair, everyone on /board is a filthy donkey's scrotum.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 12:18, archived)

HappyToast already burned the place down so he could be king of the ashes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 12:30, archived)

It's nice to see him and monkeon continuing to churn out somewhat amusing pictures unlike sell-out b3tans who've gone off to have successful careers using their digital media skills.
Sometimes I wish I didn't have a family and busy well paid job, imagine how many FPs I could have by now!
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 12:45, archived)

From when they made him a mod you could graph the decline of b3ta.

( mongychops, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 13:05, archived)

rob got himself a job in the media and thought his time had come so he stopped giving the least fuck, HT was the result of that
like putting your dad in charge of a party for your mates
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 13:11, archived)

absolutely

( $$ ✅, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 13:42, archived)

filthy donkey's scrotum geekwad
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 12:46, archived)

to be fair
they are clearly a neurodivergent USA teen
so deserve our pity rather than disapprobation

having said that, they're remarkably irritating and I wish they'd fuck off
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 12:12, archived)

Gosh I hope [adjective] [animal] doesn't call us cockwombles.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 12:21, archived)

probably another atomic alt, he's a cunt

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 13:17, archived)

murning

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 11:19, archived)

I've just got back after two weeks of leave and have a million emails to reply to, you expect me to reply to your morning thread too?
That reminds me, I must chase up BAFR regarding the B3ta 'out of office' gaz setting I requested.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 19 Aug 2025, 11:26, archived)