morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 3 Nov 2025, 6:33, archived)

morning s

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 6:34, archived)

Not you.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 3 Nov 2025, 7:31, archived)

piss off then

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 19:55, archived)

morninğ

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 7:25, archived)

No sae hard Larry!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 3 Nov 2025, 7:31, archived)

Morning
The cat is looking at me like it's MY fault it wet outside.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 8:48, archived)

It is your fault hooman

( mongychops, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 10:03, archived)

Well, we seem to be able to turn the water on and off IN the house
Why are we so lacksadaisical about the outdoors?
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 10:30, archived)

It's lackadaisical garold, just one s, I'm telling you this to save you time

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 11:09, archived)

It's the s from "it's wet" that got misplaced, the missing apostrophe should turn up in his next post

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 11:13, archived)

mooning

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 10:04, archived)

morninh

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 3 Nov 2025, 10:42, archived)

morning

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 11:06, archived)

Piss off spanishfly

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Mon 3 Nov 2025, 11:20, archived)

alright

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 12:32, archived)

Well go on then.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Nov 2025, 13:12, archived)

Your all bent

( mongychops, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 22:21, archived)

bit homophobic m8

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 22:31, archived)

remember the your all gay song?
that was well bent
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 22:33, archived)

brilliant

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 23:08, archived)

I prefer 'queer' but yeah
what of it?
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 22:33, archived)

alright easy rider

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 22:41, archived)

That doesn’t necessarily seem to mean gay any more, at least not here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 23:06, archived)

it's certainly less specific

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 23:23, archived)

*bums*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Nov 2025, 22:37, archived)

NO U

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 23:00, archived)

I choose to imagine you saying this with warm, enchanted affection, like when alive snowman olaf in
lads movie frozen says "*happy gasp* I KNOW WHYYY!!"
( vladimir, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 23:18, archived)

+ over, reading this on your phones

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 8:05, archived)

i've had a good day. nothing special, just good.
i hope you have also had a good day
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 20:58, archived)

not you

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 21:47, archived)

Fuck off you retard

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 21:54, archived)

brilliant
Bloody brilliant
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 22:02, archived)

you give retards a bad name

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 22:32, archived)

I think this is so funny it should be on the popular page.

LOL
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 23:08, archived)

Just when you thought this timeline couldn't get any worse,
it turns out they're bringing back Mister Blobby.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:31, archived)

who's 'they'?

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:35, archived)

The Powers that Be.
I dunno, prolly Illuminati or something.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:44, archived)

this is excellent news
for which ever day shut in they decide to pick from /talk to play him.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:37, archived)

fuck off you retard

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:37, archived)

I watched one episode of that latest Noel show. He is insufferable. It's not even partridge cringe, worse. You want to kill him

( mongychops, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:53, archived)

To be fair, I've wanted to kill him since the 90s

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:55, archived)

I don't think I'll bother
I've not deliberately looked at Noel Edmonds since telly addicts was on the air
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 19:11, archived)

He's set up some holistic retreat in NZ. With a weird pub . Blobby is there. He's fucking nuts. Doesn't seem to be killing people anymore so there is that

( mongychops, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 19:43, archived)

he went on wogan after that
it's on youtube - goes on about the support he received after
doesn't apologise or acknowledge the victim or his family
ridiculous arsehole of a man
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 20:20, archived)

I read about this a while back, he's fucking hated there, some issue about common access to the land he bought.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 21:16, archived)

So he was, at one point, killing people?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Nov 2025, 22:38, archived)

someONE died

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 22:59, archived)

He certainly tried his hardest by peddling quack bullshit.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 3 Nov 2025, 14:20, archived)

This is easily the worst thing that’s happened today

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 19:15, archived)

I disagree
They closed the main road near my house for a firework display on the Mersey.

It’s fucked up traffic everywhere.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 19:59, archived)

Thoughts and prayers

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 20:36, archived)

It’s a fucking nightmare.
They closed the road at 3pm the fireworks started at 7:30.

The pikeys selling their cheap shit turned up at 2pm to set up the stalls flogging cheap plastic shit to retards
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 21:15, archived)

Bought the lot didn't you

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 22:17, archived)

You live in a shithole.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 2 Nov 2025, 22:53, archived)

-bri +han -back

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 20:34, archived)

i just beat balatro for the first time

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 1:09, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 6:41, archived)

morning

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 6:50, archived)

afternoon

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 15:20, archived)

Morning. Just about to head for the airport. Anyone want anything from duty free?

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 7:20, archived)

one of those sports cars they sometimes have in there would be nice

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:01, archived)

Shove a massive Toblerone up your bum

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:48, archived)

Fuck off you retard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 16:30, archived)

CLICK

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:35, archived)

Hi bou

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 2 Nov 2025, 17:41, archived)

Not Bou. It’s SF.
If you would like some proof I used to be Fucksocks many moons ago.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 18:36, archived)

One of those €7,000 bottles of Tokaj I saw in Brussels Airport once

( .Yeti., Sun 2 Nov 2025, 14:45, archived)

A USB charging cable for €59.99

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 15:22, archived)

bargain
typical Apple prices
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 15:41, archived)

Yeah I've only managed it once.
I had a joker that increased its mult every time you played two pairs, that was essential.
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sun 2 Nov 2025, 7:21, archived)

fancy pants?

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:02, archived)

Why you always rude

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 13:44, archived)

-r +n

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 16:13, archived)

I'm beating my balatro as I type this

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 8:28, archived)

phwoar

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:02, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 9:59, archived)

morning smash

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:02, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 20:14, archived)

mrs queef has gone to paris for work, dunno what to do with myself
I've hoovered the stairs, now what
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:23, archived)

make a pizza

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:35, archived)

by the time the dough is ready to cook she'll be back
not a bad idea as it goes
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 10:46, archived)

you don't keep dough in the fridge for emergencies?
actually can you freeze proofed dough? need to look into that
( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:36, archived)

You can, but it doesn't rise as well as fresh dough, IME.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:42, archived)

pizza dough should be ok tho?

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:39, archived)

Well like I said, I found it didn't rise all that well.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:44, archived)

welcome to mumsnet

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:48, archived)

yeah but what if it's already risen tho

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 20:15, archived)

Have a wank

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:02, archived)

might shit myself

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:37, archived)

HAVE A WANK
lol
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:24, archived)

might see if I can get a cocked hat on deliveroo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:51, archived)

Whoosh do one

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:56, archived)

watch predator 2

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:43, archived)

wear her clothes and prance around the house like a lady

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:44, archived)

thinking of making chicken 'kyiv'
Mrs disnae like butter (the fucking weirdo) so I've not had it in years.

Haha, not had chicken 'kyiv' either AHAHAHA
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 11:53, archived)

HAHA SEX JOKES
I get those. Well sometimes I do, I'm not very bright
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:10, archived)

chicken 'kyiv' last tango in Paris
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:10, archived)

Have a kitkat

( $$ ✅, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:11, archived)

is that sex slang for sticking four fingers up your guffpipe
if so, way ahead of you bro
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 12:40, archived)

Have a banana

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 13:21, archived)

hava nagila

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 17:55, archived)

why is it a 'roguelike'?
ok i got it now
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 14:29, archived)

Star Mix or Tangfastic?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 2 Nov 2025, 17:40, archived)

It's a kind of game, hth

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Nov 2025, 17:46, archived)

Willie Old
Ok me neither, thanks BBC news
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 17:33, archived)

Oh ffs
Why have they remade The Running Man

It's hardly going to be better than the original is it
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 17:35, archived)

couldn't be much worse
I think the new one is supposed to follow the plot of the book
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 18:03, archived)

The original is one of my all time favourites
Yaphet Kotto? Harold 'Odd Job' Sakata? HELLO
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 18:11, archived)

Mick Fleetwood can fuck off though

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 18:12, archived)

he drums with his mouth wide open I mean I know I've mentioned this before but it's very upsetting to me

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 18:23, archived)

Big Deglove

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 21:08, archived)

You Make Degloving Fun

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 22:58, archived)

absolute dogshit film mate

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 20:11, archived)

i bet the remake will be woke af

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 20:21, archived)

alright spanishfly, thought I'd put you on 2.0

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 21:05, archived)

oh sorry i meant i bet it will be amazing

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 21:26, archived)

Lots of product placement for antiperspirants and sneakers and sports drinks, decent merchandising opportunities too, how about a range of RUNNING MAN dad hats with GENUINE RUNNING MAN LOGO
Posted this in the wrong place, probably, lol
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 18:18, archived)

How about a crossover, Running Man and Terminator?? We're really keen to get you on board Queef.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 18:21, archived)

The original was pants

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 18:47, archived)

sponsored by Levi's

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:09, archived)

Wrangler all the way
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:20, archived)

-r -ler

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:25, archived)

+Tit-

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Nov 2025, 20:03, archived)

The Bumming Man

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 1 Nov 2025, 23:08, archived)

SMEGGGG

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 18:23, archived)

Tchéky Karyo's died as well, in case you're looking for the obit of someone actually important.

( .Yeti., Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:03, archived)

I
Is he the bloke that was always walking in circles?
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:08, archived)

?

( .Yeti., Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:18, archived)

I think he had one leg shorter than the other…

He just had a fucked up leg
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:21, archived)

Almost, see below

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:24, archived)

Tchéky Karyo can sort-of be read as a homophone for the Croatian expression "(one) long leg", which refers to someone who figuratively goes in circles
that's my guess
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:24, archived)

You learn something every day.
Like the dahu, the mythical French animal that lives on hillsides and has one leg longer than the other.
( .Yeti., Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:57, archived)

It was just the character that had a fucked up leg in The Missing

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 20:00, archived)

You mean specifically in the Croatian language version?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 22:45, archived)

I am so confused.
But I am a thick fuck so.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 22:51, archived)

he was in La Femme Nikita i think?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:11, archived)

That's him.

( .Yeti., Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:18, archived)

Not in it any more tho eh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:25, archived)

I mean, it will always have been him.
He's not likely to star in any remakes now, though. Unless they do a Grand Moff Tarkin and resurrect him with the magic of AI.
( .Yeti., Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:58, archived)

Very unusual to see future perfect tense used here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 22:55, archived)

Latin A-Level for the win

( .Yeti., Sun 2 Nov 2025, 0:40, archived)

Tchéky Karried Off

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 23:01, archived)

Tchéky Yourself Before You Wrechéky Yourself

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 23:14, archived)

Keep your Willie to yourself

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 22:06, archived)

FREE WILLIE!

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 22:19, archived)

Can I just leave a quick "fuck off you retard" in case spanishfly is about?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:41, archived)

If you want to get on the popular page that badly just create some alternate accounts and click your posts.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:49, archived)

Also I clicked “I like this” on your post so it looks like you’ve already done the sock puppet account thing.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:50, archived)

Thanks Aardvaark. Thardvark.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 22:17, archived)

he’s a needy spastic

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 14:30, archived)

Alright, phil collins

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 1 Nov 2025, 14:34, archived)

Jesus fucking Christ
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 14:59, archived)

i don't think he ever did that

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 18:37, archived)

rip

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 15:52, archived)

it's a kind of tragic

( .Yeti., Sat 1 Nov 2025, 15:51, archived)

Alright, Farouk Bulsara

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Sat 1 Nov 2025, 16:28, archived)

No real names, please.

( .Yeti., Sun 2 Nov 2025, 2:55, archived)

SMEGGG

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 14:02, archived)

It's always good to have one in the bank

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 17:32, archived)

Yeah yeah what-EVER
What's up, my African-American's?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 12:12, archived)

Working til 4
Pub
Beef stew with thyme and anchovies
prolly cockslap a cockerel
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 12:12, archived)

Found a load of BMX movies... on VHS
Can't watch them 😭
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:01, archived)

I used to be mates with Craig Campbell
He was the UK's first BMX pro apparently
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:12, archived)

The lurgy has descended upon Two Hats Towers
So I predict neath-blanket film watching for the foreseeable
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:05, archived)

Well thanks a fucking lot for posting here and spreading it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:08, archived)

It's ok, I'm wearing a mask
I mean, it's hanging off my knoblet, but still
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 14:27, archived)

My dad's got full on flu
Not funny at 83
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:12, archived)

Probably got if from Mary Mallon here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:14, archived)

Heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:35, archived)

Yikes
Yeah, I hope he gets over it soon
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 14:27, archived)

tried Afgan food today
thumbs up
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 13:38, archived)

In my limited experience it's vg

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 17:30, archived)

Yep, decent veggie options

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 19:00, archived)

SMEGG

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 14:02, archived)

Morning Titwranglers

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 8:20, archived)

alright
I am going to stand on the touch line of a football pitch and get fucking soaked in a bit.

Great days
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 8:53, archived)

Whatever floats your boat
- but I don't find football that sexy TBH
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 10:05, archived)

well it’s under 12s so I would hope you don’t find it sexy you fucking kiddy fiddler

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 10:43, archived)

Not looking for any competition in your field, right?

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 11:58, archived)

But you said it made you wet?
- you damp dirty nonce
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 12:08, archived)

Damp dirty nonce is going to be my new username
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 12:15, archived)

I've had no time for tit-wrangling lately.
Been far too busy herding this flock of vulvæ.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Nov 2025, 9:04, archived)

now I am tumescent

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 9:14, archived)

They've got hair on them m8, not really your scene.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Nov 2025, 9:49, archived)

damn
You know me so well don’t you sweety

Your post is destined for the populoser page, I voted for it like all the little buddies will
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 9:58, archived)

I will have to wrangle mine shortly

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 9:20, archived)

alright Booblevis

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 10:08, archived)

Hullo fanny's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 10:28, archived)

alreet
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 10:30, archived)

SMEG

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 10:31, archived)

HOTPOINT

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 1 Nov 2025, 11:38, archived)

You miele-mouthed motherfucker

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 11:53, archived)

Fail Collins

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 2:22, archived)

Phil 'a deep hole with' Collins

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 2:23, archived)

Phlid Collins

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 2:24, archived)

Revelation

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 11:29, archived)

hallo. how have you ween?

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:38, archived)

Saw TOTP from 1998 on BBC4 earlier.
I don't care if anyone thinks less of me for this, but Sheryl Crow's My Favourite Mistake is a fucking tune.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:45, archived)

did it help you breathe more easily?

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:53, archived)

Yes, no, I don't know.
hth
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:55, archived)

I'd soothe HER throat with my liquid action IYKWIM

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 1 Nov 2025, 1:39, archived)

is she from Dottingham?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:58, archived)

bollocks
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:51, archived)

you're not allowed to say that

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:21, archived)

bollocks
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:25, archived)

Fuck off you retard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 23:12, archived)

YAWN off fuckface
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 23:28, archived)

Wotcha flid's

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 15:58, archived)

alright queef

( djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:02, archived)

Sup

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:50, archived)

Hiyas xx

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:16, archived)

No m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:50, archived)

Yo!

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:37, archived)

Shitty rainy day

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:50, archived)

Love it.
Love it wet and warm
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:14, archived)

^incontinent

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 20:22, archived)

I love shitting myself in public

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 20:44, archived)

Fred Flidstone

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:43, archived)

The Outlaw Billy the Flid

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:51, archived)

Bette Flidler

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:51, archived)

Flid Vicious

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:52, archived)

What Katy Flid

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:08, archived)

Kate Fliddleton

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:11, archived)

I know what you flid last bummer

( mongychops, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:41, archived)

Fliddler on the Roof

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 18:38, archived)

The Karate Flid

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 18:38, archived)

the Flidwytch Cuckoos

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 18:39, archived)

Flid Game

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 19:00, archived)

Fli Dunday

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 20:21, archived)

The Sound Of Music, but with flids in it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 20:38, archived)

Flid Of Dreams

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 20:39, archived)

Flidi Amin

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 20:52, archived)

Fliddy First Dates

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:47, archived)

A Tale Of Two Fliddies

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:49, archived)

Fliddy Cent

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:49, archived)

Happy 59th birthday Ad Roc

( mongychops, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:40, archived)

Fliday night; innit?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 18:00, archived)

Fli’day, sport.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 18:11, archived)

Alright Queef.
I just did a guff that was the equivalent of the Tsar Bomba nuclear test of 1960, in terms of being the 'cleanest' nuclear blast of all time, as measured by ratio of explosive yield to radioactive fallout.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:26, archived)

You mean you didn't follow through?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 21:35, archived)

No, this was pure explosive yield in the high kiloton range.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:03, archived)

Afternoon!
It's 5 past 12 here in Cyprus and I'm eating an ice cream - so I guess this is also a nommy lunch thread!
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 10:07, archived)

didn't have you down as an Ayia Napa garage raver

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 10:10, archived)

Oh yeah m8, I'm totally mad me. Just finished walking round the Tombs of the Kings archaeological site, stroked some random cat there and haven't even washed my hands yet!

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 11:49, archived)

= Graver, appropriately for today.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:11, archived)

I haven't even thought about lunch yet
I've just finished watching Halloween, so now I'm watching Halloween 2
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 10:33, archived)

That film makes me sad, Donald was so much better than that dross

( mongychops, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 11:07, archived)

he was in hundreds of films
it's inevitable his hit rate would be less than 100%
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 11:58, archived)

It would have been worse without him

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:26, archived)

2nd best blofeld

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:39, archived)

Charles Grey at no.1 obv
Kojak 3rd
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:05, archived)

No love for Waltz?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:44, archived)

I like him

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 14:02, archived)

Season of the witch
ftw
( theniwokeup has been awake since, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:08, archived)

That's so bad that even I don't like it

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:11, archived)

Pig on bread for me in a bit
Once I finish this episode of curb and knock one out to Cheryl Hines
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 11:17, archived)

fffffffffoooooooour
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cq50j43pp9go
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:42, archived)

5/7 morning

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:45, archived)

5/7 cru

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 14:50, archived)

2/7
Poor form.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:47, archived)

quatro

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:52, archived)

Fucking 2

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:03, archived)

Same here we are shithawks aren’t we.

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:07, archived)

2/7 sleepwalking
Appropriate.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 13:14, archived)

Since it’s Halloween, I’ll tell my best spooky joke.
What do gay ghosts do?
Put the willies up each other.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:49, archived)

disgusting
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 12:59, archived)

Fuck off you retard

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 14:21, archived)

I saw one of them transformers on tv today.
It had shoulders wider than mine and voice deeper than mine.

Smashing frock it had on though.
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 16:19, archived)

It’s not really my place to tell you what to do
but have you considered dying in a house fire?
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:09, archived)

I tried once.
Left a roll of tinfoil on a hob that was turned on.

I didn’t realise it was on fire until I couldn’t see the tv because of the smoke, I have no sense of smell.

But I did try.

Thanxxxx
(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 17:15, archived)

I've stuck it on 2.0, not usually one to blow the ignore horn but seeing its posts offers no benefit to my life

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 19:03, archived)

Nom!
Enjoy it, matey plops!
( $$ ✅, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 14:30, archived)

alright SS

(dampdirtynonce The Real Spanishfly, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 18:44, archived)

morning

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:41, archived)

we have a right laugh here, don't we

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:48, archived)

I don't.

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 9:16, archived)

That's the spirit!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 9:38, archived)

Oh thank god I thought I'd missed the morning thread.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 10:03, archived)

Which morning thread do I reply to?

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:47, archived)

mo

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:48, archived)

th

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:49, archived)

Ch

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:50, archived)

lol mothCh

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:43, archived)

None, move on

( mongychops, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:21, archived)

Morning, and it's a Friday one as well. How woo and yay is that?!

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:46, archived)

rn

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:48, archived)

an

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:49, archived)

ee

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:50, archived)

lol rnanee

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:43, archived)

morning

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:45, archived)

ing

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:48, archived)

ks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:49, archived)

rs

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 7:50, archived)

lol ingksrs

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:43, archived)

Oh pants

( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 8:00, archived)

Just taken my tablets
including the tablet that stops the other tablets from making me ill, to keep me functioning enough to go to work tomorrow so I can go home and take the next lot of tablets to repeat the cycle.
Am I doing this wrong?... :(
(Pompey Monkey, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:21, archived)

Yes

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:39, archived)

No heavy metal, Rolling Stones, we don't want you back
I'd rather jack
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:42, archived)

ck t, ballbag and fat
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:52, archived)

Well it's very difficult to jerk off to, if that's what you're asking

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:44, archived)

So I think what you're saying is 😨🚘💥🚗➡️🚑🩸🏥🩹🤕🦽🔜😊😌🆗😨🚘💥🚗➡️🚑🩸🏥🩹🤕🦽🔜😊😌🆗😨🚘💥🚗➡️🚑🩸🏥🩹🤕🦽🔜😊😌🆗

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:50, archived)

I think you might be.
Have you tried, you know, just being healthy?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Oct 2025, 23:15, archived)

No

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 6:58, archived)

The nonce formally known as Prince

evening
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 20:25, archived)

idgi

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 20:37, archived)

"Andrew stripped of 'prince' title and will move out of Royal Lodge"
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 20:46, archived)

Yeah I read about that. Tell us about your joke tho.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 20:51, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8460591
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 20:57, archived)

So very, very smelmit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 21:26, archived)

NO U

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:45, archived)

LOL
pedo
(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:04, archived)

Hullo bumstain's
How's it gannin like
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 11:07, archived)

Turns out my heart and blood pressure are fine
It's a modern-day miracle
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 11:09, archived)

I was surprised because normally when I have my pressure checked it's always high. Turns out over 24hrs it's fine

( mongychops, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 11:29, archived)

Same here
I couldn't find the place and was nearly late so was stressed out before the initial reading. 24hr test was fine
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 11:34, archived)

No matter how many times I read about it I'll never understand blood pressure, or how vinyl works. Magnets both I assume

( mongychops, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:31, archived)

Shitty ones.
Well done McQ. This is how the NHS should work. Just go away and it'll sort itself out.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:16, archived)

This is why I leave difficult / complicated tasks in my inbox for as long as possible. If you leave them for long enough then the patient invariably dies and they are not longer your problem

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:20, archived)

Defo magnets

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 15:00, archived)

Whilst that is not how blood pressure works I do think I have just come up with a cure for erectile dysfunction.
I'd start by implanting opposite permanent magnets in the helmit and cervix, revising these to be electromagnets should uncoupling prove too difficult
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 20:03, archived)

But then how do the fucken magnets work?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 30 Oct 2025, 22:01, archived)

Would have thought blood pressure would be pretty easy for a plumber to understand.
Basically you want to keep your blood pressure below 140 systolic over 90 diastolic which is like the green bit on the boiler pressure gauge. If your blood pressure goes too much higher than that for too long then it's like when the excess water pressure causes water to be released from the pressure release valve and you see water trickling through the tundish, only instead of the pressure release valve it's your cerebral arteries rupturing and instead of water trickling through the tundish it's a massive haemorrhagic stroke
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:05, archived)

140 systolic over 90 diastolic, just like in plumbing

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 20:20, archived)

I'm having a massive haemorrhagic stroke as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 21:19, archived)

Yes that's just you getting all flustered because you fancy the nurse.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 18:56, archived)

Your heart is fine? So you've undergone a full ECG, 24 hour tape, angiogram / CT angiogram / myocardial perfusion scan / echocardiogram / cardiac MRI?
Or someone who doesn't really care has just said 'yeah your pulse doesn't seem to be doing anything too weird so I'm sure you're fine'?
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 18:54, archived)

ECG and 24hr BP monitor
Also mammogram, strippergram and Supergran
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 21:22, archived)

sitting in the doctor's waiting room
so you know, been better
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 11:18, archived)

Otis Reddzzzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 11:35, archived)

hope the doctor gets better after seeing you

( MiseryCunt they call him The Handbag, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 18:33, archived)

You should have plenty of time to reflect on how much taxpayers money you're wasting when you would have got a far better answer from chatgpt

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:21, archived)

milana vayntrub y/n/o

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 30 Oct 2025, 11:21, archived)

dunno

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 11:37, archived)

Not a type of cooked meat then ?

( mongychops, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:58, archived)

Can't be

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:46, archived)

yes/no/obligate carnivore

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:33, archived)

Yeti/Nine-headed Bird/Owlman

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 13:50, archived)

Photographic evidence suggests she got fitted out with some plastic tits at some point. Can you ask her why?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:00, archived)

Not even with yours.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:13, archived)

I would suggest yes m8, it's not like you can do any better.

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:31, archived)

The Dead Prince of Bel Air

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:10, archived)

I love Lucy's braaains

( theniwokeup has been awake since, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 13:13, archived)

Mad About Eulogy

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 13:59, archived)

Everyone Degloves Raymond

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:04, archived)

Flayaway

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:40, archived)

Deglovi High

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:55, archived)

Won't Smith

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:46, archived)

This would be the perfect opportunity to post your stupid will smith smith bollocks

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:50, archived)

I feel the moment has passed.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 31 Oct 2025, 22:08, archived)

My new green card arrived yesterday, thank fuck.
I've had a little slip of paper stating that I'm legal and awaiting a new card, it looked like it was hurriedly photocopied by a child, it didn't even convince me.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:12, archived)

Tell that to ICE, brah

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:17, archived)

Green card?
Sounds awfully woke, you want a nice Republican red card.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:25, archived)

Congratulations on having to pay taxes to the USA wherever you live for ever

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 18:47, archived)

I don't think that's going to be an issue, I don't reckon I'll live forever

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 20:34, archived)

AND DON'T FORGET THE JOKER

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 21:25, archived)

Alright

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:27, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 30 Oct 2025, 12:36, archived)

Yo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:47, archived)

^ two alrights short of a Mcconaughey

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:42, archived)

It’s going well, thank you for asking.
I have a posh wedding to go to this weekend - there’s a fancy pre-party tomorrow and then the actual ceremony on Saturday and partying afterwards. I expect to have the hangover from hell on Sunday.
( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 13:30, archived)

Sounds exhausting
Have f u n
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 15:01, archived)

Thanks, I’ll t r y

( Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 15:56, archived)

g r e a t

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 17:30, archived)

That certainly sounds like a wedding

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:33, archived)

I couldn't find a pumpkin
Everywhere is sold out
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 14:45, archived)

The small boat migrants have bought them all

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 15:02, archived)

If they're small, how can they carry all the pumpkins?

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 15:24, archived)

Teamwork

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 15:47, archived)

They could grip them by the husk

( .Yeti., Thu 30 Oct 2025, 15:54, archived)

It's not the best time to be buying a pumpkin to be honest, demand is always high in late October due to Halloween.
Maybe try again in a couple of weeks?
( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:39, archived)

There's a direct correlation between the decline in society and lack of Justin Lee Collins based programmes
think about it
( $$ ✅, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 16:08, archived)

Because of other commitments the first album (titled Another Side) was never released and subsequently the deal was called off.
Collins stated in an interview with Reveal magazine (2012) that he would like to resume his efforts to release music in the future.
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 16:35, archived)

Oh shit

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 16:41, archived)

I've been saying this for a LONG time bro

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 17:31, archived)

There are no rap tracks in the Billboard Hot 100's top 40 for the first time since 1990.
The planet is healing.
( .Yeti., Thu 30 Oct 2025, 18:03, archived)

Finally getting rid of that ghastly black people's music, then.
#MAGA #Trump28
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 18:38, archived)

Bit racist to assume that all rappers are black.
Brb wants to know your location.
( .Yeti., Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:28, archived)

We should keep him occupied to prevent him from destroying us all, gotcha

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 18:41, archived)

END TOIMES

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 18:41, archived)

Fucks sake, you made me lost the JLC game

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:40, archived)

Still in Cyprus. Weather is great, shame about the company

( Woo Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 30 Oct 2025, 19:57, archived)