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Hullo bumstain's
Fucking Cathay Pacific want an extra £300 to nominate an aisle seat. Robbing cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 11:52, archived)
Heathcliff, it's me, I'm Cathay
I've come home, I'm so cold
Let me in your window
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 12:00, archived)
no real names plz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 12:03, archived)
Safe travels to Aus, watch out for the deadly hoop-weaver spider
it’s known to crawl up your anüs while you’re on the dunny
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 12:05, archived)
Strewth!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 13:11, archived)
There's always extra charges

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 12:07, archived)
At least the luggage isn't extra

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 13:21, archived)
I've been looking at flights all day. Sick of home already. Choice ain't great this time of year .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 14:41, archived)
Morocco?

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 15:48, archived)
Bit chilly for the money

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 18:31, archived)
4 / 7 Quit Playing Games (With My Heart)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2100nl0e7o
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 12:32, archived)
2/7 the broken temporary traffic lights outside my house

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 12:39, archived)
2/7 John Savident sex tape

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 13:14, archived)
1/7 Jeffrey Epstein's hymen puncher

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 13:31, archived)
3/7 nearly half

(piss and shit, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 14:26, archived)
12/7 lying cunt

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 21:25, archived)
Demand to be upgraded to first class for free
stating you cannot sit with the lower echelons of society
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 12:32, archived)
Christ, imagine being stuck next to McBeef on a plane for 17 hours

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 13:00, archived)
Fair dinkum

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 13:15, archived)
"Don't you touch my armrest you flaming galah!"

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 13:30, archived)
I take it you are jumping off after 17hrs ? Ain't getting no stralia in 17

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 14:42, archived)
Really depends where you start from dunnit
- if you start from Brisbane, it can be quite quick.
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 15:04, archived)
Hahaha, so funny. Qofw stuff!!! No wonder your bit of the forum is still going . Fuck off and don't reply to me. I've never bothered you with replying , I expect the same courtesy.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 15:10, archived)
gosh

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 15:56, archived)
It simply will. not. do.

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 13:15, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 6:48, archived)
morning
Happy Friday 13th
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:14, archived)
I love a bit of thirteen on a Friday

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:16, archived)
Same

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:17, archived)
oh noes!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:17, archived)
Shit

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:35, archived)
alright Jeffrey

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:36, archived)
Yes
- I faked my suicide and fled to rural Britain to give up my fortune and highly connected financial career, and live out my days in a suburban home, pretending to be a manufacturing engineer.

How did you figure it out?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:56, archived)
The noncing, mostly

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 8:08, archived)
I thought you liked it?
You said you liked it.
I am disappoint
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 9:14, archived)
Oy vey Jeffrey, *always* with the noncing!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 9:17, archived)
He Lev Ta hors!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 10:18, archived)
meddling kids

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 9:12, archived)
+with

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 13 Feb 2026, 9:12, archived)
Smegma Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:17, archived)
They gas man is turning my gas off today to install new pipe. Dunno if I have to be here all day or what

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:17, archived)
Sounds sexy AF, I'd stick around

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:50, archived)
I believe they are shooting a new pipe up my old one

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 8:10, archived)
standard

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 9:20, archived)
sound

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 12:39, archived)
Why do you have to get a gas man to do it? You're mongychops, you know about that sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 9:14, archived)
They won't let me dig up the road

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 9:36, archived)
pricks

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 10:18, archived)
Oh so it is.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 8:17, archived)
In-deedly-do

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 8:38, archived)
GEOSTORM
Missed my 24th b3taday by 1 day :'(
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 9:35, archived)
GEOSHAME

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 11:53, archived)
I hope you are all tuning in to World Radio Day

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 10:11, archived)
I’m tuning my knob as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 14:06, archived)
Good evening.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:03, archived)
[citation needed]

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:06, archived)
Alright wizzers

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:25, archived)
I think you ought to know I'm feeling rather depressed
Terrible pain in all the diodes down my left side and all thst
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 19:02, archived)
I understand that would have been a cutting-edge cultural reference in 1978.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Feb 2026, 19:44, archived)
I'm not allowed cutting edges

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 20:34, archived)
but they're mostly harmless

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 22:30, archived)
gufaw

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:57, archived)
you smelly piss willy

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:12, archived)
RUDE

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:24, archived)
sorry, typos. you telly miss lilly

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 19:10, archived)
Lilah Fear y/n/o

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:23, archived)
Sorry I don't date losers

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:37, archived)
The fuckin body on it tho

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:41, archived)
yeah who is he?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 19:12, archived)
Who cares?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 19:13, archived)
smash might

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 21:24, archived)
Can't you read, he's not going to date you

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 19:14, archived)
o
- for objectification
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 20:48, archived)
Anyone up for some good old fashioned colonialism?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 20:35, archived)
are we playing immigrants or ex pats?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 21:24, archived)
you can decide

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:15, archived)
You're doing colonialism wrong, you don't ask first

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 22:42, archived)
fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 7:15, archived)
Is it though?

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 12 Feb 2026, 21:15, archived)

 
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 12:33, archived)
it's always the quiet ones

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 12:39, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 12:40, archived)
That coastal breaks 2 vinyl pack arrived.
Records a bit flimsy but in pretty good nick for their age.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:06, archived)
I bookmarked the page you posted but I haven't listened to any of it yet

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:26, archived)
Prolly not your bag

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:46, archived)
Why, what are my musical tastes?
Do you imagine I bookmarked it because it was entirely uninteresting to me?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 17:35, archived)
WELL?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 17:36, archived)
^ fan of 'nu skool breaks'
Lol wanker
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 17:57, archived)
My Spotify end of year roundup insisted my second favorite genre is trap, it's not

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:03, archived)
My spotify end of year 'most listened to' was depeche mode, two years running

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:07, archived)
Is that accurate? Ages ago Spotify said I was in the top 1% of most frequent Eno listeners, seems unlikely.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:13, archived)
Well, I did get heavily into depeche mode so yeah

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:19, archived)
What's that got to do with Eno?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 20:16, archived)
My Spotify end of year was N/A, fuck that bullshit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 19:15, archived)
Was that their first album?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 20:16, archived)
The one with Orinoco Flow on it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 21:43, archived)
Let's appreciate for a moment how well the melody of that goes with the words of Bohemian Rhapsody
"thunderbolts and lightning can be very very frightening, scaramouche, scaramouche, can you do the fandango"
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 13 Feb 2026, 0:11, archived)
Dunno, it's just some ancient, fairly niche club music

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:04, archived)
I really liked the name "coastal breaks" for some reason, and I'll always give club music a go, occasionally it's brilliant.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:07, archived)
In that case look for the mixes (it was a double CD) rather than the individual tracks

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:20, archived)
Tickets to Aus now booked
Come next Weds I'll be downing schooeys of XXXX in the Lassiters bar with Paul Robinson and Mr Udagawa.
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:27, archived)
Are the tickets expensive?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:28, archived)
£915
tl;dr yes
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:30, archived)
£yes
There, I fixed it for you.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:33, archived)
Thanks bro

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:52, archived)
That's alright.

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 15:21, archived)
Could be worse
Only 1h30 changeover at Hong Kong
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 17:23, archived)
Sweet. Can at least get off. I had a 30 minute one . Smokers legging it in Singapore

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 17:33, archived)
Not as bad as I imagined

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 17:41, archived)
Lol come

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:29, archived)
I'd come, England is fucking shit

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 16:47, archived)
Don't forget to bugger a bin chicken

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:34, archived)
Defo gonna wee on a wallaby

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:51, archived)
Mr Udagawa was responsible for many gang land executions in the suburbs of Erinsborough

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:56, archived)
He's yakuza eh eff m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:59, archived)
Only advice I can give you
Is to buy sun cream when you get there, because what you get in England is nowhere near strong enough.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:58, archived)
Yeah found that out in Nam
Got Firedoor booking so at least that will be good if nothing else
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 14:16, archived)
Surely you have to be a literal vampire that factor 50 isn't strong enough?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 12 Feb 2026, 15:58, archived)
Uv light man!

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 16:48, archived)
I have burned in Spain using factor 50
But I'm so white, I'm almost blue
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 16:48, archived)

so white, I'm almost + Da ba dee da ba di
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 17:20, archived)
Silly person

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:31, archived)
+ my neck
But I'm so white, I'm almost blue I didn't like it
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 19:26, archived)
<s>downing schooeys of XXXX in the Lassiters bar with Paul Robinson and Mr Udagawa..</s> in drag, bumming your way across the outback in an old school bus
Priscilla, Queef of the Desert
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 14:41, archived)
I read that as 'drownings of schoolboys'

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 15:26, archived)
Alright Michael Barrymore

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 17:41, archived)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:05, archived)
<s>r</s> w

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:10, archived)
👍🏻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 18:14, archived)
So the boat leaves today?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 15:22, archived)
Botany Bay here I come
I only nicked an apple ffs
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 17:26, archived)
+n

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 15:43, archived)


(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 13:54, archived)
MORNING MY LOVERS

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 6:50, archived)
Morning Cornwall.
Have you chased out all the tourists yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 12 Feb 2026, 7:43, archived)
i was in cornwall 45 minutes ago
i got chased out not even a tourist
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 16:53, archived)
Every time I see you something happens to me
Like a chain reaction between you and me
My fart starts missing a beat
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 7:56, archived)
Can't stay for long
off to celebrate Annette Crosbie's birthday
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 8:04, archived)
I DON’T BELIEVE IT

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 8:06, archived)
Fuck you, Cheers.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 8:06, archived)
Dawsons Croak

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 8:08, archived)
Blames Van Der Creak

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 12 Feb 2026, 8:28, archived)
Adolf Shotler

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 8:36, archived)
I don't believe it!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 8:06, archived)
4291!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 8:06, archived)
I'm right behind you!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 10:59, archived)
Not in a gay way

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 11:28, archived)
Oh, that's a shame
I'll wipe the oil off
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 11:53, archived)
I just asked her about the story line of her illegitimate child Brian
and how Victor beat him when he turned up at the house. She said the BBC dropped it.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 11:54, archived)
Happy national plum pudding day

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 8:05, archived)
LOL plum

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 8:06, archived)
Fuck yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 11:55, archived)
I'll take the pudding, hold the plums

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 12:40, archived)
James Blunt'zzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 8:05, archived)
Easy, lover.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 8:54, archived)
Aye

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 9:00, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 9:55, archived)
Dawsons Croak

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 21:48, archived)
Haha, nice one.
b3ta.com/talk/8467543
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 21:53, archived)
Thanks
I don't have time to scroll way down there, see
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 21:57, archived)
I did look, honest
- but all the talk of dogging and Herberts distracted me
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 22:08, archived)
i bet it did you filthy little herbert

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 22:34, archived)
Dawsoffs

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 0:07, archived)
James van der Bowel Cancer

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 0:55, archived)
Never watched it
Don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 1:09, archived)
I've never watched it either,
but I think the death from cancer of a father of young children is very sad.

Death puns are my way of showing I *do* care.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 6:13, archived)
James outlook Bleak

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 6:17, archived)
Haha!

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 12 Feb 2026, 7:42, archived)
For me, I find Dogtanian's relationship with his servant Planchet to be fundamentally at odds with the Muskehounds' stated ethos of 'helping everybody'.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 15:57, archived)
Yeah well you would say that since you're one of those lizard people that did 9/11.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:04, archived)
James Herbert's 'The Yog'
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:28, archived)
James Herbert's 'Twats'
i read Rats when i was too young to be reading horror books, i remember the book always opened at page 73 (or something don't shoot me if i forgot exactly) because there was a sex scene and i kept reading it, idkw
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:39, archived)
And then a Hell Beast ate them.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 17:18, archived)
did it really?
i never got past the sex bit
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 18:35, archived)
I've written more books than I've read.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 21:02, archived)
i beiieve you

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 22:37, archived)
I'm glad one person got the reference.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 12:44, archived)
I preferred the fog myself

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 18:00, archived)
never read it
i read rats, then lair, then domain.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 18:31, archived)
Me too
But I have a soft spot for the fog.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 1:08, archived)
i will give it a go
i read those three when i was 12 i think, maybe 11 i was definitely in first school
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Thu 12 Feb 2026, 6:49, archived)
Andrew Ranked

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:05, archived)
Andrew Tankin'
never heard of him until just now
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:14, archived)
reeking bellend, pass it on
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:29, archived)
I don't know why Louis XIII didn't just drown the puppies at birth, as was the style of the time.

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:09, archived)
this would have been funny if you'd said Peter Sutcliffe.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:30, archived)
Peter Sutcliffe

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 18:03, archived)
Turns out I was wrong
Soz guy's
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 18:30, archived)
One minute they're "helping everybody" and the next they're "shagging everything with fun"
My views on the matter are already well known, dogs are fucking disgusting and should all be put down.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:13, archived)
Hi rob, I'm sure ur readin dis in between mouthfuls of nommy discounted seasonal meats
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:30, archived)
I thought it was "Shagging everything that comes" (or possibly "cums")?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Feb 2026, 17:46, archived)
I like the expression "shagging everything with fun" though, reminds me of the old favorite "I fuck your sunshine"

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 18:00, archived)
Len'szzzz

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 20:33, archived)
Fuckin’ furries

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 16:53, archived)
NEW IMAGE CHALLENGE: DOGTANIAN'S RANK HYPOCRISY

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 17:20, archived)
/infest

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 19:47, archived)
Can we talk about Lady Penelope and Parker next?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 18:06, archived)
Yes
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 20:15, archived)
These are the jobs AI will steal if we're not careful, although obviously no machine could replace this
www.ritayliu.info/illustration
I found this because one of her illustrations was used on The Guardian site today.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 18:15, archived)
Is weed cheap in America? It's fucking well expensive in Amsterdam really. No tax in London I suppose. But the cheapest was orange bud and that was 8 euro a gram in the shop. Get some solid for 4 euro a g

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 19:22, archived)
Depends which state, nj is very expensive, our kid is in colorado now, it's very cheap there

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 19:49, archived)
Well I do live on the south coast
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 18:44, archived)
Bigfoot and the Hendersons
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 19:50, archived)
Can't argue with that
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 20:15, archived)
Limp Bizkit
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 20:58, archived)
Fucks sake, I'm in meetings working from home and next door have finally taken their shitty barking dog in.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 23:35, archived)
shakira's arse

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 19:00, archived)
I'm making thyme-infused buerre noisette
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 19:51, archived)
Dawson's Carked it

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 19:45, archived)
You, I mean
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 19:51, archived)
James sub-Beek

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 20:02, archived)
James un der Ground

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 21:41, archived)
Dawson’s Croaked

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 21:12, archived)
You can update GUNTSMELL to GUNTSWELL!
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 11 Feb 2026, 20:09, archived)
YESSSSSS
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 20:15, archived)
I can't have a drink today
what can't you do?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 12:14, archived)
Get no satisfaction.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 12:18, archived)
see, man!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 12:43, archived)
lol seeman

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 12:43, archived)
LOL

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 13:00, archived)
the do

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 13:11, archived)
Also, at the risk of exposing us all to another episode of "Garold's Blog": why can't you have a drink today?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 13:39, archived)
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 13:44, archived)
Nothing, apparently.
Garold must be shitfaced in a ditch somewhere already.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 14:22, archived)
in THE NORTH.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 14:33, archived)
ALL THESE AWFUL POOR PEOPLE IN THE NORTH

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 14:41, archived)
I'd deffo be a cheap date tonight
half a babycham and I'd be belting out I Am Sailing from atop a statue
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 14:34, archived)
Just don't mention THE NORTH to garold.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 13:48, archived)
Donated blood this morning
nothing exciting.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 14:33, archived)
whose was it?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 18:34, archived)
A+

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 19:37, archived)
all my comments are top class, m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 20:18, archived)
Go for that

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 14:06, archived)
Thanks Bob Fosse

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 14:56, archived)
Oh man, I absolutely LOVE wet-on-wet technique!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 15:05, archived)
And that's why I don't like cricket

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 15:43, archived)
morning you groovy fuckers

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 6:27, archived)
High-energy 'morning'

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 6:48, archived)
Danger, danger! High voltage!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 7:07, archived)
When we piss

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 11 Feb 2026, 7:15, archived)
WHEN WE PISS!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 7:46, archived)
I'm going to take you to a gay bar.
b3ta, I mean.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 10:53, archived)

oov ann
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 7:18, archived)
Happy Hump Day

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 8:01, archived)
Just keep it high-energy, yeah?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 8:08, archived)
FUCK YEAH

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 8:11, archived)
On my 4th can of Monster already. Looking forward to energising some MS Teams meetings!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 10:18, archived)
Had a Teams call with a well-known hospital in London yesterday.
Had to stop myself saying "you fucking stupid fucking cunt" at one point.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 11:34, archived)
The Royal Hospital For Neuro-disability?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 11:39, archived)
Gosh, no.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 11:40, archived)
You're kidding

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 13:37, archived)
Great of you to notice

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 14:01, archived)
Didn't sound like your normal voice, that's why I thought about it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 15:05, archived)
We should be in a spy thriller.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 15:38, archived)
Happy World Day of the Sick to all our Catholic boarders!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 8:08, archived)
YES!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 8:19, archived)
that's well sick bro

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 10:54, archived)
Gonna get my mctwist on

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 11:40, archived)
Your description of amsterdam matches what my mate told me, he moved out a few years ago, sick of the tourists and the cost

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 13:43, archived)
Oh fuck
I've just realised it's not Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 9:03, archived)
not only is it not saturday
it's not even friday
(piss and shit, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 11:13, archived)
In my dream it was Saturday

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 14:06, archived)
Grooviness to you too

(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Wed 11 Feb 2026, 9:51, archived)
SPACKER SPACKER SPACKER SPACKER SPACKER SPACKER SPACKER SPACKER SPACKER SPACKER SPACKER SPACKER
CHAT THREAD CHAT THREAD
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 22:29, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 22:53, archived)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 23:08, archived)
alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 23:01, archived)
🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🦡🍄🍄

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 23:08, archived)
This is precisely the sort of intelligent conversation I come here for.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 23:14, archived)
HIGH-ENERGY 'AFTERNOON' THREAD!!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 13:09, archived)
meh

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 13:20, archived)
Come on, bring your A Game!!!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 13:25, archived)
MEH

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 13:27, archived)
aeh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 15:49, archived)
+nal

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 17:52, archived)

m p

Cope, mm
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 19:51, archived)
You went full spacker. You never go full spacker, man.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 13:33, archived)
I went full spacker years ago.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 13:55, archived)
Now we're talking

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 13:43, archived)
Yes!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 13:49, archived)
I'm well up for it

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 13:48, archived)

That's what she said!!!
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 13:56, archived)
I had about 4 hours sleep last night, I’ve barely enough energy to tug my pænus

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 14:26, archived)
One too many at Trotter's Bar?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 14:47, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8467374
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 15:50, archived)
BEEN MEANING TO ASK YOU, FROM AN OUTSIDER'S POINT OF VIEW, WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON ENTHUSIASM

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 15:53, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8467423
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 17:52, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8467434
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 19:00, archived)
WELL AALLLL RRRIIIGGHT!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 15:51, archived)
I hope yetters appreciates all this effort.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 16:41, archived)
Hopefully
After all, this is the place to find intellectual discussions on the weighty issues of the day
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 17:54, archived)
Really?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 18:12, archived)
No, that’s /links

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 18:34, archived)
He'd fit right in on /links

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 18:41, archived)
dammit
im supposed to leave for a 1.5 hour train journey in about an hour and - euphemistically - my big end's gone.
(lumpytesticle, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 18:43, archived)
SKY-ROCKETS ARE DEAD +

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 21:21, archived)
I’d write Morning
but I just haven’t got the energy for it
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 5:46, archived)
FULL SPACKER CHAT THREAD

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 6:40, archived)
*low energy reply*

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 7:06, archived)
COME ON, CALL SPACKCHAT!
0891 505050!
0891 505050!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 7:35, archived)
*dials*

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 7:39, archived)
*belms*

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 7:46, archived)
*smashes head into keypad over and over again*

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 9:32, archived)
*straps on a head dobber*

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 10:32, archived)
+ , murderer

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 10:37, archived)
Stanley Kubrick'zzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 7:58, archived)
This is my rifle this is my bum

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 8:02, archived)
Open the doors
Here's all the cum
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 9:15, archived)
-cum +steam

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 19:02, archived)

FULL CHECK IT OUT NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 10 Feb 2026, 9:05, archived)
I'm smoking my souvenirs. Gonna get me some sausage mcmuffin too. Didn't realise Amsterdam wouldn't sell them
M
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 6:56, archived)
You still in Amsterdam?
I’ve been a couple of times, pretty chill place
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 7:05, archived)
Nah got the train home last night. Very gentrified now the dam .

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 7:27, archived)
I'm not going to reply until you do

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 7:08, archived)
Morning
There. Ball’s in your court now Wizbit
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 7:12, archived)
Happy Arabian Leopard Day, mate!

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 7:49, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 8:04, archived)
Smegg Wallace

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 8:18, archived)
Could you push yourself as far as a “hi”?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 8:35, archived)
‘spose

                                                                                        
                                                                                        
                                                                                        
                                                                                        
                                                                                        
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(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 9:20, archived)
Zipetty-doo-daahhh, zipettey-eh
My oh my there's a racist my way,
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 9:33, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 10:33, archived)
Same

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 10:57, archived)
Smeggy sme'g
Not really, fishy flange
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 18:10, archived)
smelmit

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 19:21, archived)
We come here for the guntcheese
But we stay for the smelmit
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 22:08, archived)
lol deletion

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 19:53, archived)
No point wasting my energy when /talk's back in full spacker mode, is there?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 9 Feb 2026, 20:13, archived)
when has it ever been anything else?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 20:17, archived)
said Negative Nancy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 20:18, archived)
Did full spacker mode stop at some point then? Isn't a deletion more of a waste of energy than just giving up on something and leaving it?
I genuinely expect a sensible and thoughtful answer.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 20:18, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8467367
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 20:23, archived)
I think they made it a 'pro' feature

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 21:30, archived)
It pretended to stop when the mods allegedly came back,
but this place has still degenerated into an asylum for irremediable ten-year-olds.

And no, deletion actually saves you the energy of waiting for someone to say something intelligent, interesting or even literate in response when that's clearly not going to happen.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 9 Feb 2026, 23:20, archived)
The energy of waiting, got it.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 0:18, archived)
How much 'energy' does it actually fucking take to type some words into the fucking internet?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 20:25, archived)
It's measurable and you know it.
Do your own sums, you lazy cunt.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 20:40, archived)
CBA m8, see bee fukkin A

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 20:57, archived)
George Lucazzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 21:01, archived)
Cock Balls Anus?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 21:29, archived)
Maybe if you tried putting more energy in people wouldn't find it quite so exhausting reading all this shit that you type.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 21:27, archived)
Quite a lot actually
If you've got a really stiff keyboard
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 22:10, archived)
Which I of course have, as I type this

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 22:10, archived)
And I just had a shower, too

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 20:52, archived)
+ golden

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 21:28, archived)
Texture like mower

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 10 Feb 2026, 10:57, archived)
If there's a 'full spacker' mode there must be a 'half spacker' mode.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 21:19, archived)
^spacker pro ultra

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 21:28, archived)
^platinum spacker ticket holder
Includes meet and greet
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 22:12, archived)
Just realised
I’ve not seen one of those branded ice boxes on a pub bar for about 30 years. #nostalgiaisntwhatitwas

What disappeared without you noticing?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 11:34, archived)
Lunch threads on /talk

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 11:36, archived)
nommy wommy foooooood

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 11:49, archived)
I JUST WANT MY COUNTRY BACK

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 11:53, archived)
ICE OUT NOW

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 11:55, archived)
Counter ICE!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 13:39, archived)

ICE TITS
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 14:51, archived)
my self-worth

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 12:02, archived)
JMG

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 12:24, archived)
my helmit up ur nan's jacksie m8

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 12:41, archived)
Without her noticing either LOL!!!

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 13:39, archived)
Oh man what a 'self pwn'!!

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 14:49, archived)
The purpose of it all? I dunno.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 9 Feb 2026, 13:05, archived)
How the fuck am I supposed to know if I haven't noticed it?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 15:20, archived)
Sleepy Joe Biden

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 15:25, archived)
salma hayek's bumtits

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 15:30, archived)
Yes she is.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 15:32, archived)
Just picture them wrapped around Ian Botham's footpenis.
Phwoar, eh lads???
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 9 Feb 2026, 19:56, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 15:35, archived)
#oldskool

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 15:57, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 4:56, archived)
You’re not my real morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 5:40, archived)
yes i am
now tidy your room or you'll get no eggs
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 6:15, archived)
+sm

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 6:30, archived)
too late, there he is vv

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 6:48, archived)
eggssm

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 7:30, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 6:45, archived)
thank god you're here i was floundering

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 6:51, archived)
I'm the king of the 'morning' thread.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 6:57, archived)
my liege

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 7:10, archived)
hadde anon growen

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:45, archived)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 6:49, archived)
no need for that m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 6:52, archived)
MIL dead
Australia here I come :(
Hope I can get a table at Firedoor
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 8:07, archived)
Is that what they call crematoriums down under, interesting, I'd have assumed they'd say "fireys"

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 8:46, archived)
Cremos

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:15, archived)
Aren't they called 'smokos'?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:42, archived)
Strewth

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:15, archived)
Why
Did she leave a stipulation in her will that she wanted her funeral at a renowned restaurant and her body to be bbq'd?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:18, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 12:36, archived)
+F

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:37, archived)
Ffiredore, there's lovely mm

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:41, archived)
Just had a look at the menu
Christ, the prices! Obviously, it's all top quality stuff, but you don't seem to get much for your money, except the experience
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 10:48, archived)
Things cost a lot over there I believe

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 12:38, archived)
My Own Rectum Never Isn’t Not Gaping

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 8:49, archived)
oh my god

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:19, archived)
Deftonezzz

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:42, archived)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 8:59, archived)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 15:42, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:01, archived)
morning smashypoos

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:19, archived)
Hello

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 10:43, archived)
Morning
in breaking news I'm transferring my mobile phone provider to another bargain SIM only deal. I expect the number to be ported across today. Exciting times!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:19, archived)
/unsubscribe

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:19, archived)
Nop.

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:42, archived)
Alright garold

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:29, archived)
Yep
good weekend. Brother in law and his boyfriend moved into their new house and I fixed a leaky sink in our own bathroom. How about you?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:43, archived)
Daughter's birthday.
Absolutely shattered.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 10:02, archived)

ferring my mobile phone provider to another bargain SIM only deal. I expect the number to be ported across today. Exciting times! itioning
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 9:39, archived)
who dis

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 11:32, archived)
Broken has morning, like the birst fird

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Mon 9 Feb 2026, 10:29, archived)
Alright gonz

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 10:35, archived)
I've got a golden ti-cket
I haven't really you fucking mugs
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:41, archived)
Might go British Museum
There's a samurai exhibition on
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:42, archived)
I thought they cancelled it due to cuts

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 14:01, archived)
+n

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 8 Feb 2026, 14:07, archived)
Sounds about right, the way things are going!
It's a slippery slope

WEEOO WEEOO
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 14:31, archived)
Hai
YA!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 18:22, archived)
Did anyone know that "slope" was a racist term before that whole Top Gear farrago?
Asking for an... erm... arms-length messageboard acquaintance.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 21:45, archived)
Yes.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 22:08, archived)
Clearly I had a sheltered youth.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 9 Feb 2026, 8:45, archived)
I think it was occasionally used in MASH? might have misremembered that. I've definitely heard it in Vietnam war movies though.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 22:12, archived)
I wanted to go there last time I was in London
But I had just had surgery and wasn't allowed. One of these days, though, I will go, if only to see the Egyptian exhibit.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 18:42, archived)
Gotta get back, back to the past

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 21:18, archived)

got had ti-cket shower
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:58, archived)
I've got a splash of pi-ddle in my eye

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 14:42, archived)
parked in a disabled bay?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 16:13, archived)
I've just popped a delightful Trentino
No offence
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 16:26, archived)
I can smell it from here m8

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 19:24, archived)
TURTLE POWER!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 18:43, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 7:12, archived)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 8:16, archived)
I’m not convinced

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 8:44, archived)
how many more nings would it take to convince you?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 9:59, archived)
I don’t pay any attention to legacy media
#trump2028
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 10:26, archived)
Two

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:40, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:53, archived)
Led Zeppning'szzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:56, archived)
Mornings are like bumholes.
However, due to constraints on space, the precise relationship between morning and bumhole is left as an exercise for the reader.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 9:05, archived)
You want me to exercise my bumhole?
I think that’s getting a bit too familiar a little too quickly. But it’s nice to be asked.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 10:01, archived)
You misheard.
'Exorcise', not 'exercise.'
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:39, archived)
Full of surprises?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:22, archived)
You should try and fit as much into them as possible?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:03, archived)
They've both been totally ruined by your boss?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:07, archived)
Or on Sundays, the vicar

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:09, archived)
Phillip Schofield?

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:11, archived)
This is probably closest to the right answer.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:19, archived)
They’re both prone to breaking?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:21, archived)
Looking forward to going home now. 1 more night

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 9:14, archived)
alright Phil Collins

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 10:26, archived)
Was helping my brother in law move in to his new house yesterday
The one who didn’t die of a brain tumour. It always gives me cause for concern how close Croydon is to our home.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 10:02, archived)
Croydon was the nearest 'big town' when I was growing up.
England's spiritual capital of concrete, underage drinking and violence.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 8 Feb 2026, 10:10, archived)
i used to rehearse in the RockBottom basement in croydon

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 10:19, archived)
The really good thing about Croydon is how easy it is to get somewhere else
it really is fantastically well connnected, as if transport planners recognised how vital it is for the residents to be able to have easy means of escape.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 10:21, archived)
I just hope the trains are actually vaguely on time these days,
unlike in the glory days of Connex South Central and their terminally late, filthy and knackered rolling stock that cost them the entire franchise.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 8 Feb 2026, 10:36, archived)
Well, there are two train stations
and they are served by trains, overground and trams so there are many, many ways to leave....
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:47, archived)
i was talking to a girl i met on a dating site years ago and whilst i was talking to her she said she saw someone getting attacked with a machete from her window
so, yeah. i think you're right. we didn't meet. i like my hands connected to my arms.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:23, archived)
s+ -to

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:45, archived)
I had to go to Croydon to do my RCGP exam.
I didn't like it
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:29, archived)
Were all the questions about California?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:34, archived)
*slaps bass*

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:48, archived)
Royal Canadian Gunted Police?

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:51, archived)
You know what they say, the Gunties always get their man.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 15:07, archived)
lol Rock Bottom

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 10:24, archived)
-r +c

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:24, archived)
Cheecs

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:32, archived)
LOL bottom

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:22, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 11:24, archived)
LOL

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 8 Feb 2026, 12:22, archived)
afternoon 2: electric portaloo

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 14:07, archived)
Afternoon
Off to the cinema again tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 14:17, archived)
Which film?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 14:25, archived)

Back to the Cinema
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 14:33, archived)
^ seen some serious shit

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 14:37, archived)
-seen +typed

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 14:38, archived)
+read
tbf
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 14:56, archived)
-serious

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 19:33, archived)
Send help

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 15:24, archived)
You’re at the cinema with spanishfly?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 15:58, archived)
I'm 51
Well over his age range
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 16:51, archived)
By about 50 years

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 17:11, archived)
Well, the film was fucking hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 22:18, archived)
sympathy alright

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 15:26, archived)
Smash still has you on ignore then?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 15:59, archived)
Must have.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 16:28, archived)
I just logged out to check, results inconclusive

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 16:32, archived)
TBF, neither of us are missing out on much.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 16:38, archived)
No, I mean I was checking for you, Smash doesn't have me on ignore, I don't have any problem with her

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 16:51, archived)
Johnny On The Spot

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 15:58, archived)
Just saw this week's image challenge is "comedy shows in history".
Christ.

+ mas special, have that one for free you /board cunts
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 19:02, archived)
morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 6:55, archived)
I just bought the Coastal Breaks 2 vinyl pack off Discogs.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 8:50, archived)
Mixed or unmixed?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 9:37, archived)
Unmixed

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 9:49, archived)
This one
www.discogs.com/release/187621-Adam-Freeland-Adam-Freelands-Coastal-Breaks-II
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 9:51, archived)
The Bitin Back tune on there is an absolute favourite
Micky Finn I believe

Not sure what it's doing on a 1998 breaks album though
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 11:01, archived)
Rennie Pilgrem and Adam Freeland used to use d&b records at 33 in their sets.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 12:15, archived)
Smeggaman!

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 8:01, archived)
SHABBA!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 7 Feb 2026, 10:14, archived)
günt

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 8:10, archived)
I dunnup shit lol

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 10:54, archived)
doewn shep

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt you cannot be sirious, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 12:09, archived)
Europe who?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 12:15, archived)
no way, me toop

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 7 Feb 2026, 13:04, archived)

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