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Has anyone got any Veras?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 16:53, archived)
?
www.latindictionary.io/word/veras
(piss and shit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:05, archived)
What about salmon?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:11, archived)
what about it?

(piss and shit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:34, archived)
Do you have any?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:41, archived)
I doubt it

(piss and shit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 18:21, archived)
Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 1:43, archived)
Alright Mr Cheers

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:12, archived)
Lovely

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:14, archived)
Verassic Park

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:30, archived)
Welcome

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:32, archived)
VER ASS!

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:47, archived)
CAPTAIN!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 1:45, archived)
ONCE AGAIN HE IS ALL TIME TOUCHING MY ASS

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 2:38, archived)
Nowt as Veras folk

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:48, archived)
amy garcia y/n/o

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 18:49, archived)
shut up you sad bellend

(piss and shit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 18:51, archived)
This means so much coming from you.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 18:57, archived)
He's got a point though, it's fucking tragic

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 19:06, archived)
Maybe he should spend his time painting arses and less time on a moribund comedy flebsite.
He'd be a lot happier.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 19:10, archived)
He says you're a sad bellend therefore he should spend his time painting arses, that's not a conclusion that logic would seem to support

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 19:29, archived)
Yeah it is.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 19:35, archived)
amy wong y/n?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 22:10, archived)
You're Wong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 14 Sep 2026, 22:12, archived)
Spleesh!

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 22:16, archived)
Oh deffo Y
Jiaoying Summers y/y
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 22:24, archived)
ali wong? not that two wongs necessarily make it right

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 23:12, archived)
Maybe it's supported by sad bellend logic. Just speculating here.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Mon 14 Sep 2026, 21:43, archived)
I detect some 'i no u r but wat am i' energy here

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 22:25, archived)
☹️🔔🔚🪵🧊-e

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 23:17, archived)
Dunno who that is, soz

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 19:05, archived)
U MONSTER

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 19:06, archived)
Naughty, naughty, very naughty

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 20:28, archived)
Wicked!

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 20:29, archived)
They're +

+very

They're very naughty!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 1:49, archived)
Bees r good

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 21:00, archived)
bombas

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 23:13, archived)
He's Bebernbeezergood!

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 1:44, archived)
You can't handle the Veras

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 15 Sep 2026, 1:42, archived)
so, the devil has opened up heck, a lite version of hell
what kinds of things will you be sent there for?
funny answers only
("TEMU Bou", Mon 14 Sep 2026, 11:01, archived)
Fartging in the air seal at the gym
those code-accessed airlock tube things you get into to enter or exit. I like to leave a cloud of guff in there for the next person who uses it.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 13:06, archived)
Hahahaha!!!
belly laugh...
you are going to heck on a VIP pass 😆
("TEMU Bou", Mon 14 Sep 2026, 15:21, archived)
In a slow lift full of foffs

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:16, archived)
🤣🤣🤣

("TEMU Bou", Mon 14 Sep 2026, 18:32, archived)
I like farting in supermarket aisles
and then walking quickly along and watching peoples faces as they walk through the cloud
("TEMU Bou", Mon 14 Sep 2026, 15:31, archived)
Yeah
it's a bit of a giveaway when you're the only person around though.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:17, archived)
Hahaha!

("TEMU Bou", Mon 14 Sep 2026, 18:30, archived)
Driving like an old woman in the fast lane

("TEMU Bou", Mon 14 Sep 2026, 17:01, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 5:40, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 6:08, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 6:51, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 8:39, archived)
CHILD PREDATOR TOUR

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 6:42, archived)
morning morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 6:51, archived)
Hexachordal's got some new gigs lined up?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 14 Sep 2026, 8:06, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 7:09, archived)
fuck off then

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 7:35, archived)
bit rude m8

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 8:17, archived)
Kiss my puckered anůs

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 9:32, archived)
Fucking hell mate, get some help.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 8:24, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8485448
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 9:33, archived)
what like a cleaner or something?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 13:18, archived)
I’ve got one of those already

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 13:19, archived)
an au pair then?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 13:23, archived)
No kids

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 14:45, archived)
of course not, an adult.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 14:54, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 15:02, archived)
Monday morning

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 7:50, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 8:17, archived)
fist

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 9:04, archived)
secund

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 13:22, archived)
Evening!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 20:30, archived)
Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 20:58, archived)
de rien

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:00, archived)
de nada

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:53, archived)
de lorean

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:55, archived)
de lete this now

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 22:31, archived)
delonghi

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 7:24, archived)
You won't regret this

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 13:39, archived)
I'll make sure he fucking does

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 14:35, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:02, archived)
you would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:10, archived)
No I wouldn't

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:16, archived)
bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:28, archived)
beefy smeggo

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:15, archived)
Sounds like a cheap noodle dish that students would make for 11p

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:19, archived)
that's what queef used to eat
only he made his with lark's farts
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:35, archived)
and clowns

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:37, archived)
clowns farts?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:52, archived)
they smell funny, geddit

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:55, archived)
no

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 22:33, archived)
ALL the other tables

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 0:24, archived)
TAP TAP TAP

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 0:25, archived)
stop looking at me

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 5:00, archived)
Good evening fair vlad

("TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 21:32, archived)
FLIDWANK
But to the tune of GOLDFINGER!
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 22:14, archived)
Flidwanker
He's the man, the man with the smeggy touch
But he touched too much
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 23:47, archived)
For the above example S "all cell phones in the room are turned off", it can be formally written as ∀ x ∈ A : Q ( x )

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 23:12, archived)
Prune an anemone, motherfucker

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 0:30, archived)
I reckon ∀ probably means 'cell phone', ( x ) is probably 'turned off', I'm not a very proficient swimmer, you're asking a lot

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 0:41, archived)
unless it just means chucking prunes at them?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 0:43, archived)
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:01, archived)
┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°╰)

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:02, archived)
ヽ(ຈل͜ຈ)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:08, archived)
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:09, archived)
(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ┻━┻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:11, archived)
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:12, archived)
┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°╰)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:10, archived)
ヽ(ຈل͜ຈ)ﾉ︵ ┻━┻

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:08, archived)
┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°╰)

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:04, archived)
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:04, archived)
bumflaps

(piss and shit, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 18:22, archived)
┻━┻ ︵╰(°□°╰)

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:04, archived)
(╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 14 Sep 2026, 2:05, archived)
Evening
I'm still sleeping a lot, but I have painful trapped wind, which is currently keeping me awake
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 23:48, archived)
afternoon

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 12:00, archived)
alright

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 12:01, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 12:02, archived)
Afternoon
I suppose I should do some laundry
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 12:05, archived)
me too. maybe later.

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 12:05, archived)
Urgh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 13:23, archived)
food poisoning?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 14:33, archived)
Called it
b3ta.com/talk/8485275
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 14:39, archived)
^ can't handle his meat

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sun 13 Sep 2026, 16:51, archived)
HOO CAN YER HAVE ANY PUDDING
IF YER DUN'T EAT YER MEAT?!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 13 Sep 2026, 20:08, archived)
smeggy smeggy smeg

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 14:39, archived)
smeggy cup

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 16:02, archived)
Hello

("TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 16:07, archived)
hello budget bou

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 16:27, archived)
Budget and smelly

("TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 17:29, archived)
morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 7:56, archived)
Mr. Tea

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:28, archived)
Where's Mr Coffee, eh? Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:20, archived)
Paul Coffee?
Well I can't see you now, I'm with a patient.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:38, archived)
Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:54, archived)
On a Sunday?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:56, archived)
I do often think of this sketch when I ring a patient for their telephone consultation and they tell me they're in reception and I don't tell them to come upstairs to my room and discuss it in person.

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 12:01, archived)
Can you go through reception next time, I'm not the secretary.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 15:00, archived)
piss

(piss and shit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:29, archived)
Moning
Good sleeps.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:31, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:33, archived)
Cheers, Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:34, archived)
ow do

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:38, archived)
cunt

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:44, archived)
wizard

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 9:29, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:00, archived)
mofaha

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 11:16, archived)
Alright

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 23:27, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 0:37, archived)
ARE WE REALLY DOING THAT AGAIN?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 6:15, archived)
THANKS

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 7:10, archived)
Tilda Swinton is terrifying
if I saw her I would CHEESE IT  ᕕ( ಠ‿ಠ)ᕗ┌(ﾟдﾟ)┘  ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ
                                                               ᕕ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )ᕗ
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 1:17, archived)

check it
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 3:02, archived)
she's such a versatile actor

(piss and shit, Sun 13 Sep 2026, 8:51, archived)
I'm humming

("TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 6:36, archived)
Currently I am only showering once a week
Longest I've been without a shower was two weeks - was very depressed
Also didn't shower much during a trip to Mozambique in the 1990's because we had no accommodation and were sleeping in the car
By day 7 I really stink
How long have you been without a shower?
("TEMU Bou", Sat 12 Sep 2026, 21:00, archived)
Sammi?

("TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 6:37, archived)
Oh my goodness I said this out loud

("TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 7:18, archived)
Chase Hughes says we have to become comfortable with social injury
Hence my experiment
But I'm very uncomfortable right now
("TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 7:45, archived)
Dear god did nobody have a thing to say for nearly twelve hours?

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 17:13, archived)
correct

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 17:16, archived)
flidwank

(piss and shit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 17:25, archived)
national flid

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 17:49, archived)
karate flid

(piss and shit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 17:55, archived)
tree fliddy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 17:58, archived)
Nicole Flidman

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:26, archived)
Flid creole and the coconuts

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:10, archived)
Day of the Trifflids

(piss and shit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:16, archived)
Silly flid-on

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:17, archived)
Flid James

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:54, archived)
Flid Vicious

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Sep 2026, 20:08, archived)
Flid Viscous

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 21:23, archived)
he was a bit thick

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 22:42, archived)
Clickin dis

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 20:16, archived)
i might get some cocaine in and shove it up my japseye later

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 17:50, archived)
I'd check with billy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 17:59, archived)
billy the flid?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:01, archived)
what Katy flid
This is an /ac lol
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:19, archived)
of course they did
- they just have you on ignore
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:07, archived)
oh :(

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:52, archived)
Charles de Gaulle airport is still the worst in the world.
I had my boarding pass scanned 7 times before I got through security. 3 of those were because my bags were slightly overweight, so I was ordered to step back onto the concourse and put my Scottish weather clothes on over my other layers. Then I was fine, of course, because the weight no longer counted.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:29, archived)
Thanks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:29, archived)

boarding p
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:30, archived)
GET YOUR (BOARDING P)ASS TO MARS

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:06, archived)
i have no sympathy if your baggage cannot take basic care of itself
*waddles to kitchen to get another donut*
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:38, archived)
you can save a lot of faff
by not having too much stuff in your cases before you head to the airport

hth
(piss and shit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:40, archived)
or fly with a decent airline
i usually fly first officer class so i can have a go at flying the plane
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:44, archived)
alright Frank Abignale

(piss and shit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:16, archived)
You're absolutely right.
Planning your holiday packing carefully is a great way to save on unexpected fees and avoid unpleasant delays.
Would you like me to make you a plan for that?

Alt: Would you like me to create a novel viral weapon that only targets immigrants?
(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:53, archived)
Or by not flying Air France at CDG, KLM didn't give a fuck in Edinburgh or Amsterdam, just this army of Parisian jobsworth cunts

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:53, archived)
probably just happy you were leaving

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:58, archived)
The French, you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:07, archived)
Gary Moorezzzz

(piss and shit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:17, archived)
les j'obs worthèe

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 22:43, archived)
I went through Beijing Capital International Airport ages ago.
Virtually everyone had significantly overweight luggage and most people were carrying a litre bottle of tea with them in spite of the 'no liquid containers' rule, and none of the staff gave the remotest shit.
(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:11, archived)
Principally because if anyone tried to do a terrorism in China
They'd either be enslaved or their home country nuked, immediately. Probably both.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 22:53, archived)

bags deep-fried jocko arse
were slightly is morbidly
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:21, archived)
See, it's because you're supporting the weight now, so it doesn't count.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 22:16, archived)
I've been mostly asleep

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:20, archived)
i condone this

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:28, archived)
Worked until 1pm
Tried to nap. Failed.
Played clash of clans
Reading about anti-psychiatry
("TEMU Bou", Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:39, archived)
Flid + wank = FLIDWANK
Maybe yours will catch on.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 21:57, archived)
Morning
Can’t sleep. Think I’ll go to the gym.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 5:28, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 6:25, archived)
It’s a lovely sunrise today

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 7:09, archived)
Yes it is, just about to head out for my long run
Enjoy the gym
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 7:18, archived)
I did. Was invigorating
Have a marvellous run.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 7:55, archived)
I did, thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 9:50, archived)

I did,
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 11:13, archived)
FLIDWANK

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 8:41, archived)
Flabulous

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 9:28, archived)

Jism on the mattress
Jism on the highway
Jism on the front porch
Jism on the hallway
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 13:15, archived)
Flidwank
With the little old hands that
Can't quite reach his todger
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 15:49, archived)
Morning
Work til 4 then this magnificence
www.thened.com/london/restaurants/electric-bar-and-diner/interstellar-bbq
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 9:10, archived)
Ooooh

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 9:28, archived)
14.5% service charge?
FFS, just increase the prices on the menu, you fucking twats.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Sep 2026, 10:36, archived)
But this way provides for a more authentic 'MURICA barbecue experience.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Sat 12 Sep 2026, 10:55, archived)
12.5 is pretty much standard á Londres these days
14.5 is a new low

Although of course if they fuck everything up I can get the service removed
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 10:58, archived)
If they just put up the prices they have to pay more tax ... which they'd pass on to you
so they put it on the service charge instead.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 14:04, archived)
It's still dishonest that they don't display the real price on the menu.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Sep 2026, 14:16, archived)
Tipping culture (in the UK) can get in the bin
Pay your staff properly and if the service is truly exceptional then fine, otherwise fuck right off
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 14:25, archived)
Zackly

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:08, archived)
That looks fucking delicious
Not sure about someone being referred to as a ‘pitmaster’ though
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 11:17, archived)
If they don’t cook it properly you’ll be a ‘shitmaster’
lol rofl
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 11:20, archived)
Yeah it's no 'flebmaster' eh

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 13:40, archived)
Pitmaster Gash

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 15:34, archived)
pisblaster

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 16:11, archived)
leave me alone

(piss and shit, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 16:53, archived)
Pitmaster sounds a bit gay
Is it going to be gay?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 13:17, archived)
It fucking better be

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 14:02, archived)
Cheese it! It's Tilda Swinton! And she's been RUMBLED!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 11:54, archived)
^ Rumbelows

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 12:42, archived)
I doubt you'll sleep better there, it's full of sweaty men

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 13:13, archived)
It was very quiet when I got there
well. It was very empty of people, they were still playing awful MOR dance music very loud.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 14:05, archived)
+RIS

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 15:55, archived)
+SEY

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 16:26, archived)
this charmless man

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 18:06, archived)
I actually miss the gym :(

("TEMU Bou", Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:37, archived)
Evening

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:10, archived)
who's there?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:12, archived)
SHIT IN ME MOOTH DORIS

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:13, archived)
I want mair, I can take mair

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:22, archived)
I thought you were out at a gig?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:22, archived)
HE'S BEEN RUMBLED

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:30, archived)
He was seeing PJ and Duncan like

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:32, archived)
duncan black banana?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:53, archived)
BRB RUMBLE KLAXXXON

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:54, archived)
i bet brb is the most posted name on this forum.
do you agree?
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 23:00, archived)
ARSEBOON DILBARO

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 23:07, archived)
Thanks!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 0:27, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 6:26, archived)
10pm curfew.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:41, archived)
Goddamn your mum is harsh

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:42, archived)
sounds like a bird

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:45, archived)
我在哪里可以弄到一个这个？

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:51, archived)
Well that's easy for you to say.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Sep 2026, 14:16, archived)
Good evening mr horrible

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:19, archived)
Good evening mofaha, if that is your real name

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:23, archived)
I'VE BEEN RUMBLED

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:27, archived)
AH'M NO A FUCKIN BUFTIE!

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:22, archived)
You're a CAMEL KNOBBER

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:23, archived)
RUMBLED

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:31, archived)
RUMBLED LIKE A HUNGRY TUM

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:32, archived)
RUMBLED LIKE DONALD RUMBSFELT

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:41, archived)
RUMBLED LIKE RUMBELOWS

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:43, archived)
RUMBLED LIKE A RHUMBA

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:53, archived)
UMRUMBLE UMRUMBLE THEY DRINK IT IN THE JUMBLE

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:56, archived)
BRB KLAXXON

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 23:10, archived)
Yes, it is

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:35, archived)
It's been RUMBLED

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:41, archived)
CHEESE IT! WE'VE BEEN RUMBLED!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:45, archived)
Hello
My lovely fountain pen, paper and envelopes arrived but I can't write to the death row guy because my sister is too scared
("TEMU Bou", Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:39, archived)
he should be the one that's scared
if you knew where i lived i'd be fucking terrified
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:45, archived)
Fair point, well made.
I'm harmless if you're not a cunt to me
He's incarcerated, safe, but not for long
I'm not sure how they kill them now
I'm sure the electric chair has been banned
Maybe they use drugs now
How bloody awful
It's ironic, he's in prison for killing people because we as a society have decided that killing is wrong, fair enough, but now they are going to kill HIM. If killing is wrong nobody should be doing it.
("TEMU Bou", Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:44, archived)
Electric chair is available in some states but hardly used these days
They inject them with pentobarbital
("TEMU Bou", Sun 13 Sep 2026, 18:05, archived)
Spunk on my tits?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 0:15, archived)
ok

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 12 Sep 2026, 16:13, archived)
Knock knock.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 11 Sep 2026, 15:55, archived)
thanks?

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 16:02, archived)
Gnome with a hardon

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 16:21, archived)
-kn +c

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 16:15, archived)
Doctor Who's there

(piss and shit, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 16:23, archived)
I've heard it

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 16:24, archived)
I saw it

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 16:27, archived)
I helm it

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 19:58, archived)
Robert Graveszzzzzz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 19:59, archived)
Go away

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 16:28, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 11 Sep 2026, 16:55, archived)
Just paid £7 for a pint of fucking Peroni

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 18:37, archived)
Who's there?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 18:38, archived)
9/11

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 11 Sep 2026, 19:30, archived)
Why?

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 19:51, archived)
(No, you're meant to say "9/11 who?)

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 11 Sep 2026, 20:17, archived)
Who's there?

("TEMU Bou", Fri 11 Sep 2026, 21:16, archived)
thanks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:07, archived)
You're welcome
Boobs
("TEMU Bou", Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:42, archived)
9/11

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:18, archived)
9/11 who?

("TEMU Bou", Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:41, archived)
YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET! :(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 12 Sep 2026, 7:10, archived)
YOU ROTTER

("TEMU Bou", Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:35, archived)
I'm taking my 5/7 as a sign I should buy a new folding iPhone
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly59qzj6y7o

... HOW MUCH?!?!
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 12:21, archived)
5/7 WH Syth

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 12:26, archived)
Will Syth

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 13:18, archived)
take my wyths name out of your moyth

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 13:36, archived)
Chryth Moylth

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 13:38, archived)
Syth Akabuthi

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 14:16, archived)
Sythney Sweeney

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 14:56, archived)
Massive tyths

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 15:02, archived)
Cor!

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 15:27, archived)
5/7
At least im up to date on my Nick Cage facts
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 12:43, archived)
reference:
share.google/a3FJBrXTe061XJZBa
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 12:44, archived)
he is dreamy

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 15:41, archived)
6/7
Which is surprising
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 13:07, archived)
6/7 iPhone Poo-oh

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 13:12, archived)
glasscock!

(piss and shit, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 13:18, archived)
4/7 well-maintained dog flange

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 13:25, archived)
so tired of winning

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 13:34, archived)
Win fewer then

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 14:05, archived)
success won't let me :(

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 15:39, archived)
+h -n

(piss and shit, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 14:06, archived)
What are you going to spend your $5000 on?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 14:16, archived)
Might use it to partially plug the huge hole made by tariffs and war, also get some drugs so I can forget how stupid I am
Can't remember the bills I had to pay, or even yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 15:35, archived)
-the +my

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 16:16, archived)
5/7 carol vorderman's aromatic bumhole

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 15:29, archived)
parsley sage rosemary and time is catching up with her

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 15:35, archived)
Moring

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 6:20, archived)
orning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 6:29, archived)
Wotcha cheeky chops

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 6:48, archived)
3/7 piss up a rope
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cly59qzj6y7o
(piss and shit, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 11:32, archived)
syth it though?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 6:48, archived)
Probably

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 6:48, archived)
Hi

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 7:11, archived)
moring

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 7:25, archived)
Mroing

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 8:04, archived)
Oi oi
how's the throat?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 8:55, archived)
I'm at the walk in now
Waiting to be seen
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 10:03, archived)
fingers crossed

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 10:58, archived)
Aaaaaaannnd
It's tonsillitis with added ear infection
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 12:00, archived)
ouch
Antibiotics and bedrest?
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 12:47, archived)
Just antibiotics
Couldn't be arsed staying off work for 1 day
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 13:04, archived)
Sloppy

(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 8:11, archived)
You're not the first person to say that

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 8:56, archived)
Syth it was in that dawn to be alive, but to be young was very heaven

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 8:37, archived)
Ah, season of bellow fruitfullness be upon you

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 8:56, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 13:20, archived)
If you insyth

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 8:44, archived)
I thertainly do

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 8:57, archived)
Thanks

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 9:01, archived)
Any time*
*mornings only
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 9:12, archived)
Thanks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 9:48, archived)
Thanks

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 9:54, archived)
bumflaps

(piss and shit, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 11:34, archived)
THIS AGAIN

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 12:04, archived)
God moring

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 9:59, archived)
Mronginongr

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 10:32, archived)
morning
Big B3ta anniversary on its way
(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 10:51, archived)
Might repost every dull faceswap I've ever made

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 12:05, archived)
and why not?

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 12:41, archived)
22 years

("TEMU Bou", Fri 11 Sep 2026, 22:40, archived)
im in a&e
Are you inna&e? If so please respond with diagrams
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 17:49, archived)
u ok hun?

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 17:52, archived)
yeah u

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:24, archived)
hoping to see an unconscious lady's knickers?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 17:53, archived)
i got attacked in the eye a holly bush

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:25, archived)
when Holly comes round from her anaesthetic you have some explaining to do

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:46, archived)
that ship has sailed

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 21:08, archived)
+ you smeeeeeeeee-heeeeeeeeeee!
*audience laughter*
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 6:15, archived)
*stone-faced silence in the Queef household*

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 8:45, archived)
i hope you're ok

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 19:27, archived)
corneal abrasion
that's a scratch on the eyeball for all of you illiterates
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 20:26, archived)
Sorry, I didn't understand any of that on account of being illiterate.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Sep 2026, 21:50, archived)
what alotofrot

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 1:49, archived)
I might not be able to read but at least I can see.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 22:27, archived)
good lad. that's the spirit

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 1:50, archived)
I'll learn to read when you learn to look where you're fucking going, how about that?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 22:39, archived)
Will you learn to read if I look where I'm going fucking?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 1:12, archived)
What if you never have intercourse again, I don't want to limit my horizons

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 3:13, archived)
That will hurt for a few days
Eye drops, cool masks and even cucumber slices will help. Limit screen time and stay in a darkened room as much as you can.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 23:35, archived)
got to go back into work i expect

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 1:51, archived)
I repeat, limited screen time

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 8:46, archived)
sorry but thinking about it, that makes no sense, how will you see their knickers

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 19:27, archived)
use my good eye

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 1:56, archived)
if it was good, it wouldn't look

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 3:10, archived)
i see. no, wait

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 5:55, archived)
Actually, yes, I think I'm gonna need a sythterectomy

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 17:55, archived)
erect lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 22:41, archived)
inna&e gadda da vida&e

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 10 Sep 2026, 17:57, archived)
Oh vg

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:27, archived)
Thanks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:10, archived)
thanks

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:25, archived)
I'm in Paris, having a beer next to the Seine while a multicoloured French oompah band wanders around.
Thought I'd hate Paris based on childhood holiday memories, but I'm having a nice time despite myself
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:13, archived)
you should go to Nice you'd love it

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:23, archived)
Go to Nice and have a Paris time.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:25, archived)
new york, london, paris, nice

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 22:48, archived)
everybody talk about, Richard Tice

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 8:47, archived)
Lyon or gtfo
*michelins*
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:43, archived)
The bouchons are where it's at.

(I helped save b3ta! .Yeti., Thu 10 Sep 2026, 19:59, archived)
I had a lovely camping holiday near Gtfo a few years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Sep 2026, 21:58, archived)
it's a very welcoming place

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 23:46, archived)
I fucking love Paris

(piss and shit, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:30, archived)
Had a great day in Nimes yesterday too, would recommend

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 20:21, archived)
Did you find Nimes reem?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Sep 2026, 21:58, archived)
If Nantes can't, Cannes can

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 12:01, archived)
that reminds me of spot the leg but I can't think why
b3ta.com/talk/6270966
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 22:29, archived)
i got it immediately
b3ta.com/talk/6270999
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 2:12, archived)
The cheat code for spot the leg that nobody is talking about.

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 11:49, archived)
when you're inna&e with a beautiful woman

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 18:42, archived)
you scratch your eyes

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 22:51, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 11 Sep 2026, 1:36, archived)
Why?

("TEMU Bou", Thu 10 Sep 2026, 20:27, archived)
No
I have trapped wind, which isn't bad enough for medical intervention
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 23:32, archived)
You need a good BURP

("TEMU Bou", Sat 12 Sep 2026, 19:46, archived)
*80's syth intro*
What song is this? Is it Sussssusssussususususususuususususususususudio by Phil Collins or is it Nineteeennintyninetinightynine by Prince?
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 12:52, archived)
I've just seen a bloke in an Infest tshirt
I am just saying
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 13:12, archived)
RIP Comrade Quixote

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 13:15, archived)
I hope you said "Alright, spanishfly."
f c
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Sep 2026, 13:21, archived)
Spanishcly

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 13:59, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 10 Sep 2026, 16:01, archived)
Wasn't me
I'm wearing a shirt today because work.
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 13:38, archived)
#tshirt

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 16:25, archived)
It's Glittering Prize by Simple Minds

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 13:15, archived)
^partial to a bit of 'Glittering'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 13:17, archived)
AKA 'The PFG'.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 13:17, archived)
in the same way that supermarket food tastes of factories, simple minds music sounds like stadiums

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 13:29, archived)
You sure?
I think it's No Memories by Scarlet Fantastic featuring Mr Blobby on vocals at 2m10s
youtu.be/SdUtAnIrV38?si=__407ySxezQp8Mqq&t=130
(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 13:43, archived)
It's definitely not that.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 13:53, archived)
Thanks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 15:04, archived)
^dark lord of the syth

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 15:49, archived)
Syth You’ve Been Gone

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 15:53, archived)
^Sythy Elliott

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 16:01, archived)
^taking the fucking syth

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 16:01, archived)
What syth all about, Alfie?

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 16:09, archived)
Syth isn't the song you're looking for

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 16:48, archived)
^compares me to a syth from a rose

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 17:46, archived)
and I syth you, like the deserts syth the rain

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 17:50, archived)
whatever it was my wife was telling me devolved to the unusual name that featured in it, Reesha, because i thought that was funny
so when she finished talking I said sorry, so what happened to Reesha then? and apparently we'd moved on from that ages ago
Fuck you Reesha, dumb bitch
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 17:51, archived)
Syth?

("TEMU Bou", Thu 10 Sep 2026, 20:25, archived)
Morning

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 9:05, archived)
Fuck you

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 9:06, archived)
awwwww
I like it here x
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 9:09, archived)
Thanks

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 9:24, archived)
No worries :)

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 9:33, archived)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 9:38, archived)
GEOSTORM

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 10:45, archived)
yes this

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:02, archived)
Morning
I've got tonsillitis.
Again.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 10:03, archived)
How many times this year?
I used to get it about six times a year and then it just stopped happening, not had it for ten years now.
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 10:47, archived)
Fourth time this year so far

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:34, archived)
I think they don't whip them out unless your hitting something like eight times a year now,
the fuckers
(I helped save b3ta! Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:35, archived)
On the old antibiotics then?

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 10:53, archived)
Couldn't get an appointment

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 12:57, archived)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:01, archived)
Do you get tonsil stones?

("TEMU Bou", Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:18, archived)
Thankfully not

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 12:57, archived)
Paul Coffee?
Well I can't see you now, I'm with a patient.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 10:25, archived)
wait who's Paul Coffee

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:03, archived)
Congratulations!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:57, archived)
😬 thanks

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:59, archived)
And how big's your wanger?

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 13:19, archived)
It is
or was
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 10:28, archived)
Hello Sn0tters

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:02, archived)
More morning

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 10:52, archived)
mmmmmmmmning

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:01, archived)
Good morning Vlad
I have a whole plan for my recovery thanks to you
("TEMU Bou", Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:11, archived)
awwwww THIS IS GREAT
well done welldone you can do it
(or in the parlance of here, FUCK OFF XX)
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:47, archived)
Thanks and fuck off too ❤️

("TEMU Bou", Thu 10 Sep 2026, 20:27, archived)
Still morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:36, archived)
Hi

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:47, archived)
Not morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 12:11, archived)
Congratulations!

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:57, archived)
cheers

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:59, archived)
vladimir

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 13:23, archived)
Night night
Don't let the bed bugs bite
(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Sep 2026, 22:25, archived)
Victim blaming

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 23:24, archived)
Definitely their fault

(I helped save b3ta! Octo I ruin everything., Thu 10 Sep 2026, 8:32, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 3:42, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 6:23, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 7:42, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 8:08, archived)
morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 7:40, archived)
morning

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 7:42, archived)
MORNING

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 7:44, archived)
Oi oi

(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 8:47, archived)
Good afternoon

("TEMU Bou", Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:15, archived)
Good evening

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 20:02, archived)
Good thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 20:06, archived)
evening.

(I helped save b3ta! willenium Fist bump for verification, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 20:11, archived)
I suppose it's adequate, as these things go.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 9 Sep 2026, 20:22, archived)
No thanks

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 20:25, archived)
It is now you’re here, darling.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 20:44, archived)
😍

(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:04, archived)
Thanks for the sentiment
Tbh, I've had worse
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 21:24, archived)
HELLO MY BOY

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 22:09, archived)
FUCK YOU THEN

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 22:15, archived)
Cheers

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 23:28, archived)
mofaha

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Thu 10 Sep 2026, 3:41, archived)
Good evening

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 23:27, archived)

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