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afternoon

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 12:34, archived)

Merci

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 12:38, archived)

Oh lord have

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 14:56, archived)

Delete this please

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 12:49, archived)

Thanks

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 13:45, archived)

afternoon

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broadsword, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 14:14, archived)

morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 14:19, archived)

Cheers

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 14:28, archived)

No sorry I've got a lot of bitches to plow

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 14:32, archived)

^this guy has a lot of bitches to plow

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 14:39, archived)

By which I mean, optimising someone else's bad code

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 15:11, archived)

Bad motherfucker, bad code, always

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 16:21, archived)

So many bitches to plow, so little time

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broadsword, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 14:42, archived)

Preach brother

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 15:11, archived)

bollocks

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 9 Sep 2026, 14:43, archived)

Exactly

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 15:11, archived)

He plows the bitches and splatters his good seed from his glans

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 16:47, archived)

I believe the scientific term is "helmit."

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 9 Sep 2026, 17:13, archived)

or he gets the ho's again

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 17:22, archived)

Afternoon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 12:53, archived)

Thanks

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broadsword, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 13:09, archived)

👍🏻

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 15:03, archived)

Which Oscar-winning actor isn't listening to anything you say?
T Hanks!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 17:42, archived)

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 9 Sep 2026, 19:42, archived)

A stranger one day said, "Well met!
The drapes in my house are velvet.
When it gets very ripe
On the curtains I wipe
My horrible cheesy helmet."
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 17:58, archived)

NOBEL PRIZE THIS NOW

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 18:12, archived)

LOL NOB BEL

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 18:34, archived)

morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 7:43, archived)

morning

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 7:56, archived)

Thanks

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 8:22, archived)

thanks

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 8:30, archived)

morning

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broadsword, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 8:00, archived)

morning

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 8:07, archived)

Thanks

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 8:22, archived)

morning

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 8:30, archived)

Thanks

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 9:46, archived)

Morning

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 8:36, archived)

Thanks

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 8:43, archived)

afterthanks

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 12:17, archived)

Uh huh

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 22:25, archived)

Thanks

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 22:34, archived)

Yup

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 23:14, archived)

I can't believe piss said bumflaps in a Thanks chevron thread

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 23:23, archived)

RUINER

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 23:45, archived)

some people just want to see the world bum

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 23:57, archived)

cor!

(piss and shit, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 7:09, archived)

morning

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Cheers Cheers, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 5:35, archived)

Frenulam

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Octo I ruin everything., Wed 9 Sep 2026, 6:42, archived)

The Freunularium of Dr Penusses

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 9 Sep 2026, 9:52, archived)

I will be writing to a prisoner on death row
in America, he's about 48, black, IQ about 70, murdered two elderly people when he broke into their home for stuff he could steal to sell to buy drugs, this via an anti-death penalty organisation here in Italy.
I don't know when his execution date is
I better hurry up, one time not to procrastinate
What can I ask him or say to him?
("TEMU Bou", Tue 8 Sep 2026, 18:44, archived)

ask him to post a message on /talk if there's an afterlife

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 19:15, archived)

actually don't. this place is dead enough already

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 19:27, archived)

It's only dead to us because everyone's ignoring us surely?

("TEMU Bou", Tue 8 Sep 2026, 19:35, archived)

I miss off topic

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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 20:46, archived)

I just bought some paper, envelopes and a cheap fountain pen
I hope the stamps don't cost an 💪🏼 and a 🦵🏼
Not allowed to use coloured or lined paper and no stickers, glitter or anything
Darn
plus the prison reads everything before giving it to him
("TEMU Bou", Tue 8 Sep 2026, 19:34, archived)

thats an odd set of rules
Why cant you use coloured or lined paper?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 20:45, archived)

because u can hold lined paper up and pretend ur in your cell when ur not in ur cell

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 20:52, archived)

makes sense.
And the colours?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 21:14, archived)

probably a sign of gang affiliation
ging gang goolie is pink, for example
or is it green
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 21:43, archived)

I don't understand

("TEMU Bou", Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:19, archived)

I have no idea. And no glitter! Good heavens, the brutes.

("TEMU Bou", Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:09, archived)

Ask him if ramen noodles are really used as currency in jail

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 20:11, archived)

good question
Also ask if they have pot noodles in america.
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 20:48, archived)

probably not. savages.

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 20:50, archived)

ra
~~noodles~~
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 8 Sep 2026, 21:56, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8484915
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 20:35, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8484896
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 20:43, archived)

You're welcome

("TEMU Bou", Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:18, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8484565
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 8 Sep 2026, 20:57, archived)

Can't see that. Blocked

("TEMU Bou", Thu 10 Sep 2026, 11:11, archived)

Thanks

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 17:10, archived)

Thanks

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 17:20, archived)

Thanks

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 17:34, archived)

Thanks

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 17:34, archived)

Thanks

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 17:35, archived)

Thanks

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broadsword, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 18:28, archived)

thanks

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 18:20, archived)

bumflaps

(piss and shit, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 21:49, archived)

Thanks

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 17:35, archived)

Thanks

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 17:34, archived)

Er... You're welcome

("TEMU Bou", Tue 8 Sep 2026, 17:31, archived)

Thanks

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 17:34, archived)

<s>k</s> t

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 17:52, archived)

afternoon
alt: thanks
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 12:35, archived)

Thanks

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 12:39, archived)

ස්තුතියි

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mongychops, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 13:10, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8484896
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 8 Sep 2026, 13:51, archived)

So many places writing is just dingbats

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mongychops, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 13:56, archived)

Annoyed I can't find my hilarious "Four Webdings and a Funeral" post from years back. :(

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 8 Sep 2026, 14:06, archived)

I'll try to find mine and get the date, I suspect yours will have been posted a short time after that, I'm just trying to help ok
JUST TRYING TO HELP YEAH
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 14:44, archived)

I bet mine was loads better.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 8 Sep 2026, 18:26, archived)

calm down It's not a competition! because if it was I would win.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 19:34, archived)

Actually it's a competition to see who can be the least competitive person, so ner.
:-P
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 8 Sep 2026, 19:43, archived)

at least post it in full
╔══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╗
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ Repost this if you are ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ a beautiful strong black woman ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~who don’t need no man ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
╚══════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ══════════════╝
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 16:00, archived)

I won't be spoken to like that

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 13:29, archived)

What about like this?
MINGETITS
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Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 13:34, archived)

Very good

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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 14:01, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 13:35, archived)

In the future you mean?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 14:41, archived)

yes in the future it will all be bleeps and bloops won't it?
And you won't even be able to buy any stamps
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 15:57, archived)

Most people can't buy stamps as it is, they're far too fucking expensive.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 8 Sep 2026, 18:29, archived)

ta

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 14:01, archived)

aright la

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 15:00, archived)

i'll name that tune in 1

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 16:10, archived)

morning bum botherers

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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 6:07, archived)

morning

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 6:39, archived)

Is it really though?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 10:27, archived)

No

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Cheers Cheers, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 12:35, archived)

Thanks

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 6:44, archived)

sorry, did you say something?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 7:03, archived)

morning

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 7:10, archived)

say morning again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say morning one more Goddamn time!

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 7:26, archived)

morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 7:52, archived)

morning

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 7:54, archived)

Thanks

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 8:04, archived)

thanks

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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 9:25, archived)

morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 9:45, archived)

ad lib to fade

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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 19:05, archived)

It pays the bills

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 8:12, archived)

hallo

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 8:36, archived)

hoi goedemorgen

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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 9:22, archived)

Bork bork bork!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lfafno4HND4
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 10:14, archived)

Ayubowan

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mongychops, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 9:54, archived)

Well that's easy for you to say.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 8 Sep 2026, 10:47, archived)

*PARP*
Beans for lunch
How are you guys?
("TEMU Bou", Mon 7 Sep 2026, 20:40, archived)

It's just after 9pm
I've been up since 6, done a month's worth of shopping, paid my bills, cleaned the house, taken care of the mental, helped my parents, fed my cats and been to work. I am now going to drink gin until I pass out.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 21:07, archived)

have you passed out yet or are you still going?

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Tue 8 Sep 2026, 7:23, archived)

You are taking a lot of strain looking after a dementia patient
I hope you're okay
My mom had it so I know what you're going through
It's very hard physically, mentally and emotionally
Do you have some support?
("TEMU Bou", Tue 8 Sep 2026, 17:30, archived)

Stoner loop
Arranged to go shopping at 11, realized it's labor day and they're not open, and cancelled the shopping trip.
10.55, I start hassling my wife because she's not even dressed yet and we're going shopping at 11.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 16:10, archived)

*belm*

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Sep 2026, 16:11, archived)

I went shopping at 7.45
Didn't get home till 2.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 16:25, archived)

That’s not even your wife, it’s a bundle of rags, a cabbage and a wig.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 17:38, archived)

+ letting the days go by

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 17:50, archived)

This isn't even /talk, mofaha is scrawling these messages across his walls in his own faeces

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 18:23, archived)

Captain's log

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 19:57, archived)

I'm just a humble seaman

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 20:20, archived)

how could you possibly even know whose faeces it is

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 20:18, archived)

He never forgets a faece.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Sep 2026, 20:20, archived)

might as well faece it you're addicted to scat

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 20:21, archived)

Templeton 'Faeceman' Pick

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 21:03, archived)

-not even

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 20:22, archived)

morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 6:53, archived)

Morning

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 6:56, archived)

morning

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 7:03, archived)

morning

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 7:13, archived)

Morning

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vladimir, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 8:45, archived)

Morning, I'm in a Irish bar in colombo. I like no matter where you go in the world you can normally find a paddy pub

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mongychops, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 7:23, archived)

we irish are taking over the world, one pub at a time

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 7:34, archived)

*hic*

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 7:34, archived)

h m
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Sep 2026, 8:33, archived)

People were always the biggest export

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mongychops, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 7:38, archived)

That and semtex

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 9:03, archived)

Quite the reverse - they actually imported it from Libya.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Provisional_Irish_Republican_Army_arms_importation
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Sep 2026, 10:33, archived)

And exported it to the British mainland, and Germany. Quite the entrepreneurs.

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 12:27, archived)

Bangernomics.

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 14:48, archived)

The High Kings did a song about it and everything.

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.Yeti., Mon 7 Sep 2026, 9:25, archived)

everything? must have been a long song

(piss and shit, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 9:39, archived)

I'm still listening to it.

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.Yeti., Mon 7 Sep 2026, 9:46, archived)

The verse about the chemical properties of cobalt is particularly 🔥.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Sep 2026, 9:52, archived)

I like the bridge section about bridges
- very meta
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 21:37, archived)

Just one more question before I leave...

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 14:33, archived)

Monday joy and happiness

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 7:56, archived)

morning morning

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Sep 2026, 8:02, archived)

Morning. My miserable eleven year old went to school this morning as if he was leaving for a fucking death camp

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 7 Sep 2026, 8:06, archived)

His school is called Dachau Secondary Academy, tbf.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Sep 2026, 8:32, archived)

They are part of a multi academy death camp trust

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Octo I ruin everything., Mon 7 Sep 2026, 8:41, archived)

Get your people OUT of there
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vladimir, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 8:47, archived)

I'm not joking
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vladimir, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 8:47, archived)

Bookmark this for when you think back to when you got the good advice and didn't or wouldn't or couldnt act on it
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vladimir, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 8:48, archived)

Alright, Alanis

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 8:53, archived)

Alanis Morrisdead?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 9:06, archived)

Alas, Morissette
(why one 'r" but two "s" and two "t" for fucks sake)
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 9:35, archived)

I spell it 'Mmoorriisseettee", just to be on the safe side.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Sep 2026, 9:38, archived)

always nice to see elvish spoken properly

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vladimir, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 9:54, archived)

Uh-huh

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Cheers Cheers, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 12:56, archived)

Thank you very much

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 13:34, archived)

Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien would love this

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 22:52, archived)

oh very good
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vladimir, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 9:06, archived)

~~lani~~ nu
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 7 Sep 2026, 16:12, archived)

Bit racist

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mongychops, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 9:07, archived)

Afternoon, fudge-nudgers.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 6 Sep 2026, 15:37, archived)

🤣 I haven't heard that one before
Hello teabag
("TEMU Bou", Sun 6 Sep 2026, 15:41, archived)

nudge nudge say no more

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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 16:14, archived)

Thanks

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 18:14, archived)

At least buy me dinner before you push my stool in

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 19:21, archived)

Your choice of restaurant, as long as you douche first.
Deal?
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 6 Sep 2026, 20:35, archived)

sknahT

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Cheers Cheers, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 20:12, archived)

I'll sknahT you in a minute, sunny Jim.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 6 Sep 2026, 20:48, archived)

Evening. We're in Aramon, staying with French friends.
There's a festival on in town, Plastic Bertrand played last night. Apparently he's still got it.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 23:11, archived)

He's still the king of the divan? C'est plane pour moi!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 23:14, archived)

I was astonished he's still alive, and only 72.
Had dinner with our friends' English neighbour, whose son turns out to be international DJ "Maesic". No, me neither until just now. Can't wait to see what stardust sprinkles on us next!
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 23:23, archived)

I looked him up, he does appear to be doing really well for himself

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 7 Sep 2026, 1:13, archived)

morning ass blasters

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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 6:02, archived)

So Nige says he "wasn't listening" during that funding meeting
- the funding meeting where he was offered half a million from a clearly foreign investor. Where he said "Thanks, both of you. Thanks."
I also always spontaneously say thank you to people I wasn't listening to. Doesn't everyone?
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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 7:22, archived)

Thanks

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 7:26, archived)

Thanks

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broadsword, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 7:35, archived)

Thanks

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 7:40, archived)

Thanks

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Cheers Cheers, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 7:46, archived)

Thank you
(Where is my £500k?)
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 8:18, archived)

Thanks
Nigel 'Handsome Dan' Farage
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.Yeti., Sun 6 Sep 2026, 8:20, archived)

Uh-huh

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 9:29, archived)

\o/

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.Yeti., Sun 6 Sep 2026, 10:46, archived)

It's all a conspiracy against Nigel and Reform by 'Big Politics' innit?
*opens another HMO*
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Octo I ruin everything., Sun 6 Sep 2026, 8:33, archived)

dunno. wasn't listening

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 8:39, archived)

thanks

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 8:38, archived)

Thanks

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 9:28, archived)

Yeah i asked for that

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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 10:37, archived)

Appreciate the open goal though, thank you, genuinely this time

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 10:59, archived)

Thanks

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 11:02, archived)

Is it? Is it really, though?

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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 8:18, archived)

Meatopia for me today, very excited. It'll be my fifth time there I think

not GS
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 9:40, archived)

~~not~~
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 6 Sep 2026, 11:27, archived)

+. sh
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Cheers Cheers, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 11:39, archived)

Andy Burzum

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 11:45, archived)

Theresa Mayhem

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 11:45, archived)

Head of David Cameron

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 13:27, archived)

William Lamb of God

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 14:35, archived)

Benjamin Disrailgun

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 14:37, archived)

Graboids become Shriekers, Shriekers become Assblasters
And Assblasters lay the eggs that become Graboids again.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 19:22, archived)

anal
Not really, penal
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 17:33, archived)

I'm sat out on the jetty in the Mayflower in Rothethithe
It's fucking lovely
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 18:00, archived)

Sitting on the cock of a gay? Just watching the tide wash away?

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Octo I ruin everything., Sat 5 Sep 2026, 18:37, archived)

+h

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 20:17, archived)

Hwash

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 21:15, archived)

tuah

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 21:30, archived)

what ching

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 21:57, archived)

I ching

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 22:28, archived)

and scrat ching

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 23:21, archived)

Bit ching

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 23:39, archived)

My ex is a Ching

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 0:37, archived)

Rothethithe
ith tho brathing.
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.Yeti., Sat 5 Sep 2026, 19:48, archived)

Isn't that where Shipman lived?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 20:20, archived)

The Mayflower was a ship, man. Coincidence?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 21:58, archived)

ffs i keep thinking this says jelly

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 1:22, archived)

Pannal

I’ve done a 23-mile trail run and now I’m having a pizza #winning
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 18:52, archived)

you'll burn your knob

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 19:35, archived)

Extra smeggy topping
🐢🔌
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Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 19:48, archived)

I read that as panini and was momentarily confused

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 20:05, archived)

-confused +hungry

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 20:25, archived)

Not in the least

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 20:29, archived)

you can't eat stickers!

(piss and shit, Sun 6 Sep 2026, 14:01, archived)

Not sure which is worse

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 19:28, archived)

banal

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 20:19, archived)

b
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 21:52, archived)

Good morning Queeeeeeeef
I'm feeling chuffed today because my image made it onto the popular page on the main board
Never thought I'd see the day
I'd ever be on a popular page
("TEMU Bou", Sun 6 Sep 2026, 9:22, archived)

morning

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 3:57, archived)

morning morning

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Cheers Cheers, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 5:06, archived)

Gorning

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Octo I ruin everything., Sat 5 Sep 2026, 5:14, archived)

hello morning

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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 6:20, archived)

morning

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broadsword, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 7:05, archived)

no m8

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 8:51, archived)

Morning
I seem to have become a cat bed.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 9:19, archived)

The best type of bed.
I bought a monitor audio s150 for twenty quid. It's fucking amazing
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Octo I ruin everything., Sat 5 Sep 2026, 9:30, archived)

please tell us about your NEW SPEAKERS!
-S
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 10:05, archived)

fuck off then

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 10:52, archived)

Iddy biddy diddy bluetooth speakers are fucking amazing
we have a JBL thing and it is quite incredible for the size and cost. I'd imagine that a Monitor Audio one would be something else.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 10:11, archived)

Cashconverters are amazing. I love a peruse of all their stuff.
I'm really impressed with it. Its a 2015 product, but the sound is really rich and detailed, especially at lower volumes.
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Octo I ruin everything., Sat 5 Sep 2026, 10:25, archived)

I have Sonos speakers in my gaff

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 10:24, archived)

I had the arc and rears for a while, but the lack of Bluetooth and annoying app really killed it for me. I sold it and picked up a second hand sony ht a9.
The a9s are the best wireless movie speakers I've ever owned. The new models all have Bluetooth, so perhaps they would be more flexible now.
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Octo I ruin everything., Sat 5 Sep 2026, 10:27, archived)

LOL rears
But lack of Bluetooth is something you should have known from research anyway.

Gonna get a Beam soundbar next, only got a Ray at the mo, with Play 1s for LOL rears and a sub mini.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 11:04, archived)

shut the juddering fuck up

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 13:19, archived)

So do we but they have not been used for years
I have some old Tannoys hooked up to my dj setup and they are perfectly fit for my purposes
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 11:40, archived)

T
s ing
d rs
~~up to~~ on
d b
up tee
~~for my purposes~~ if you ignore the manky bits
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 5 Sep 2026, 12:46, archived)

Cba m8
Soz
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 14:48, archived)

:(

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 5 Sep 2026, 15:13, archived)

MMMNNNEEUURGH I AM A STRIKEY SPAZ AND I LOVE IT UP MY BUM-BUM FROM OTHER STRIKEY SPAZZES

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 15:55, archived)

*rousing applause*

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 16:05, archived)

This was a lot more effort than it was worth, to be fair.

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.Yeti., Sat 5 Sep 2026, 16:24, archived)

Yes, that is fair.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 5 Sep 2026, 16:30, archived)

Nope, I like the easy stuff in the mornings

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 15:53, archived)

Yeah, it wasn't really up there with "Asian child brothel" or "I want to be a strumpet."

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 5 Sep 2026, 16:01, archived)

Morning
My hangover isn’t as bad as I expected it to be, but I’m wondering if it’s yet to kick in.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 9:37, archived)

morning
You started early. Or were you up late?
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willenium Fist bump for verification, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 10:30, archived)

Bit of both

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 11:04, archived)

Morning

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 11:06, archived)

Is it tho

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 11:19, archived)

"From this day on, no more cheesy helms for me"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 13:18, archived)

^ helms deep

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mongychops, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 15:32, archived)

h b
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.Yeti., Sat 5 Sep 2026, 15:48, archived)

got bored, made a lovely AI 'song for children' about a king far away who loved to make cheese so much that he fashioned his own cheese into a helmet
The chorus goes -
Far King hail!
Your cheesy cheesy helm!
Far King hail!
Ooh what a rancid smell!

and then at the end the King says, "From this day on, no more cheesy helms for me!"
I actually looked for some free hosting so I could post it here and you're in luck, I couldn't find any.
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 15:52, archived)

evening

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 19:22, archived)

Good Ebening

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 4 Sep 2026, 19:29, archived)

Alright Unai

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 21:40, archived)

Heh

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Octo I ruin everything., Sat 5 Sep 2026, 9:30, archived)

evening morning

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 19:31, archived)

fuck off then

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 20:13, archived)

Dead Van Dyke

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 20:19, archived)

talking to yourself is the first sign of dykeness

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 20:24, archived)

fuck me I'm a dyke

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 21:40, archived)

I've got a dyke, you can ride it if you like

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 22:49, archived)

Can I put my finger in it?

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 23:00, archived)

I mean, you can try

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 23:53, archived)

At least he's a stiffy

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 0:31, archived)

AfterOne.
What's the best thing about your Friday, chums?
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:00, archived)

Getting 4 / 7
www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cr4v2d2q4w5o
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:03, archived)

Yeah well I got 1/7 so stick it up your BBC.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:10, archived)

1/7 and that was a guess

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:15, archived)

2/7 John Pertwee tasteful nudes

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:54, archived)

Lol pert lol wee

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:55, archived)

1/7, and that was a lucky guess.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 4 Sep 2026, 14:00, archived)

Same here

("TEMU Bou", Sat 5 Sep 2026, 6:49, archived)

2/7

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 15:58, archived)

Well this friday I'm electrocuting people,
So definitely that!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:24, archived)

My understanding of people is that they don't generally like to be electrocuted.
So maybe consider that.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:25, archived)

Yeah, but I love the little noises they make!
Oh!
Ow!
You bugger!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:50, archived)

How electro-cute.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 14:22, archived)

It gets my volt...
volt/vote.

Dammit.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 14:37, archived)

Watt are you on about?

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 4 Sep 2026, 16:30, archived)

I hate this, I'm starting a resistance

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mongychops, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 16:45, archived)

I'm not sure I have the mental capacitance for this.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 4 Sep 2026, 17:18, archived)

I can’t think of any puns so I’m going ohm

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 18:14, archived)

Just a phase

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mongychops, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 18:32, archived)

I’m staying neutral

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 18:36, archived)

Best to keep grounded

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mongychops, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 19:00, archived)

And not get too amped up.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 4 Sep 2026, 19:43, archived)

Ohm not sure what you mean?

("TEMU Bou", Sat 5 Sep 2026, 6:48, archived)

Hard to interview after they die

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mongychops, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 14:35, archived)

Literally killing them with electric shocks?
I find that hard to believe.
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:57, archived)

It might sound like we're killing them sometimes, but alas
no.
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 14:36, archived)

Electrocution specifically means killing with electricity.
Electro plus execution, maybe yours will catch on.
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 15:16, archived)

Electrical safety engineer here - I gave up trying to remind people of that definition years ago

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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 18:50, archived)

Wanker

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mongychops, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 19:01, archived)

Sparky here

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mongychops, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 19:01, archived)

sorry to hear that

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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 19:12, archived)

Retired anyway. Sod the whole industry

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mongychops, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 19:13, archived)

Roberta Flackzzzzzz

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 15:29, archived)

You can get paid for that?

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 15:59, archived)

Certain states in America

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mongychops, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 16:22, archived)

You bet your ass smashy!
You ok?!
It's been so long!!
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ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 18:03, archived)

I know!
Work and family shit are getting in my way. How are you?
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 5 Sep 2026, 0:32, archived)

I got a free lunch
The mental doesn't need me today, I've been shopping and I'm treating myself to a cab into work.
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 15:53, archived)

This all sounds suspiciously positive.
Hurrah!
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 16:14, archived)

Got my b12 jab this morning
So I definitely feel more positive
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 16:21, archived)

~~b12~~ HIV
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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 4 Sep 2026, 16:28, archived)

Taking care of someone with dementia is hard on a person

("TEMU Bou", Sat 5 Sep 2026, 6:50, archived)

It's over

("TEMU Bou", Sat 5 Sep 2026, 6:39, archived)

morning

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 5:35, archived)

morning misery

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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 6:21, archived)

morning wizzary

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 7:04, archived)

warning jizzery

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 10:04, archived)

morning

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Cheers Cheers, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 7:04, archived)

cheers

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 7:05, archived)

Only just

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mongychops, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 7:28, archived)

MiseryCunt

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 7:46, archived)

Ello. What a jolly, jolly Friday we shall have
Oh, and Chris Langhanged, Missed Langham, Chris Langdead, Langone?
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 9:25, archived)

Chris Langhanged himself from the yew tree

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.Yeti., Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:20, archived)

Morning

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 10:21, archived)

Bonjour.
That's French for "I hate you, English filth".
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 10:31, archived)

There's a town in Denmark called Middelfart,
great stuff.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 10:41, archived)

Dead man about the house

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mongychops, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 11:49, archived)

I thought he'd died years ago

(piss and shit, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 12:06, archived)

Robin's Coffin

(piss and shit, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 12:26, archived)

Robin's bequest

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 13:50, archived)

Me and My Gurney

(piss and shit, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 12:26, archived)

Dick Turned up his toes

(piss and shit, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 12:27, archived)

It Ain't Half Not Mum

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Octo I ruin everything., Fri 4 Sep 2026, 12:35, archived)

Richard O'Sorryforyourloss

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 12:38, archived)

Buongiorno

("TEMU Bou", Sat 5 Sep 2026, 6:38, archived)

Night night xx

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vladimir, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 22:40, archived)

Sleep tight xx

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 22:44, archived)

pluke around you

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 22:59, archived)

the pluke of love

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 23:00, archived)

puke luke - pluke

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 23:04, archived)

it's early tho

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 23:05, archived)

Beautiful plukage

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 23:12, archived)

the Norwegian Pluke

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 23:13, archived)

He was nailed to the pluke!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 23:14, archived)

pluking for the fjords

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 23:27, archived)

Is this a five minute pluke, or the full pluke pluke pluke pluke pluke

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 1:17, archived)

what is this, the ministry of silly plukes?

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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Fri 4 Sep 2026, 5:37, archived)

Couldn't fall asleep until about 3am
Because I ran out of seroquel
Feel like a monster today 😅
("TEMU Bou", Sat 5 Sep 2026, 6:38, archived)

plukes of hazard

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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 22:08, archived)

Cool hand pluke

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 22:14, archived)

Gizzard pluke

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 22:14, archived)

Pluke, I am your father

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 22:33, archived)

pluke, pluke, pluke, pluke of earl
pluke, pluke, pluke of earl
pluke, pluke, pluke of earl
pluke, pluke, pluke of earl
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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 23:01, archived)

Good afternoon, knobstain's

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 13:20, archived)

"This is not a Star Wars museum, but it does look a bit like a Death Star."
No it fucking doesn't
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 13:24, archived)

Looks like one of those wanky hoverboards.

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.Yeti., Thu 3 Sep 2026, 13:35, archived)

+ wanky wank wank

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:52, archived)

It really doesn't

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:24, archived)

If I ever see that woman I swear I'll do time

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:52, archived)

Looks more like the Enterprise.
#beammeupluke
(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:35, archived)

beam me u pluke

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:45, archived)

Only if you say plz

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 15:08, archived)

is /chat the new /links now?

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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 17:56, archived)

/chinks
-_-
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MiseryCunt find me on eggs, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 19:24, archived)

lacist

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Invisible Wizard - 13th Level Scrote, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 21:28, archived)

NERD!

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 21:56, archived)

Not today thanks.

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 13:28, archived)

I didn't ask

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:25, archived)

‘noon

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 13:33, archived)

Yo m8

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:28, archived)

There’s no need to insult us like that.

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 13:36, archived)

I'm sorry
What I said was wrong and I apologise. I just got overexcited.
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:29, archived)

#SpontaneousThoughtlessIdiocy

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:46, archived)

B3ta, you mean.

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Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 3 Sep 2026, 15:19, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(morning cheesy arse grease innit, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 15:08, archived)

That's okay, your apology seems sincere.
You hideous pile of sloth vomit.
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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 16:29, archived)

Afternoon

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:26, archived)

Hi

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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 14:29, archived)

Alright, fruit trees in fruit here so advisories on elephant attacks. Shoot the cunts. Nah they are all out shooting wild pigs. Can hear the guns going off. More meat on an elephant I'd think. What do I know

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mongychops, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 15:04, archived)

Still in Sri Lanka?
Favourite thing from your whole trip so far?
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 15:48, archived)

4 months mate, hard to say. People I suppose everywhere. Been really friendly.

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mongychops, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 17:22, archived)

All the Vietnamese folks I met had a real cheeky sense of humour
If you look at their history they'd have every excuse to be miserable sods but it seems to have had the opposite effect
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Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 18:05, archived)

Wait till the fruit starts to ferment
Pissed up elephants
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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 15:55, archived)

Don’t want to get them trunk

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Cheers Cheers, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 16:54, archived)

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Aardvark and so at last, I understood, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 18:25, archived)

pluke

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 16:36, archived)

beam me

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Ningles, mateyplops! How are the kids? *smoosh*, Thu 3 Sep 2026, 17:42, archived)

Good evening Queef

("TEMU Bou", Thu 3 Sep 2026, 19:39, archived)

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