cock-phlegm
that is all. Good night.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:36, archived)

*cunts you all in the fuck*


edit: you all both of you
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:35, archived)

arrr parti me' dogfish
is how I says it
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:39, archived)

it's actually pronounced
p art tim edogfi sh

:-)
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:40, archived)

I know that
but it's more fun (for me) saying it my way ;)
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:42, archived)

try pronouncing it
fbgdfbnl kdfkgnfjk knidfhvkl bhildfnkdbn l oar;msdbnfo nks;b afnv bn

makes life much more interesting ;-)
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:44, archived)

ok - here goes:
*throttles self with own tonsils*
*dies*
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:44, archived)

*dances on your gra-
oh wait, you're not mykey are you? :-p
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:46, archived)

funnily enough
no
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:48, archived)

strangely,
neither am I
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:49, archived)

is he here? does he remember me? way back then, we were friends...

oh hang on that was Frankie.
(Nobody Likes Mortal Wombat, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 3:28, archived)

Why do I only come here
when the place is dead?

Bah!
( Dobsky, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:41, archived)

because you have a life
and only find time for the net at night

possibly
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:42, archived)

Ahaha!
I wish, I've just left college and have no job so I'll be here pretty much all the time now.

So far I've only been on the net for 13 hours today... :(
( Dobsky, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:43, archived)

then liven it up
say something fun and exciting. Or better still, something controversial.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:42, archived)

fish wear stockings!

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:43, archived)

fish net stockings gets my attention

yummy
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:44, archived)

you lie!
they wear gloves!
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:44, archived)

elbow length
gloves
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:46, archived)

Reminds me of a porn movie
I saw the other week.
( Dobsky, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:48, archived)

this does not surprise me

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:48, archived)

fish in elbow length gloves?
mmmmmmm..... scales......
( parttimedogfish is a Born-Again Reincarnationist, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:48, archived)

*puts debating hat back in cupboard*
Good night you pack of chunnel sluts.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:28, archived)

*chunnels you all the way to belgium on a marmot*

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:30, archived)

ingenious, but effective

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:32, archived)

it's hard finding saddles small enough

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:33, archived)

Maybe someone could help me?
I downloaded this Google Earth programme everyones using - and it doesnt like my direct X - ive been having problems with it lately - its installed n all - but programmes just refuse its there! ive got the latest 9c version. Its really annoying - and im running google earth in this GI mode - which it said to do - but it wont work!

Please help - the annoance has reached new levels!
(ls25 oooh looky here!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:19, archived)

eek!
Have you tried intalling the latest directX from Microsoft rather than off a game CD?
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:22, archived)

i thought
9c was the latest? Ive found some directx file thing which im gonna try lol - my computers totally messed anyway!
(ls25 oooh looky here!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:27, archived)

try updating your graphics card drivers

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:29, archived)

In the spirit of advice
What do I do with a .rar file?
Sensible suggestions, please.
( Zuowan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:30, archived)

you need winrar
www.download.com/3000-2250-10007677.html
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:32, archived)

beat me to it
lol watch out - its scary *hides*
(ls25 oooh looky here!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:32, archived)

Sweet
Think I must be some kind of computer retard.
( Zuowan, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:34, archived)

if you don't stop using "lol"
people will say rude things and be mean to you cuntface.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:35, archived)

well
maybe it would be more fitting to use the word "twunt"?
(ls25 oooh looky here!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:42, archived)

how about you use lol
only when you find something funny, instead of using it like a piece of punctuation.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:45, archived)

like
The squirrel lived on the wirrel with his owner sirrel? then can i "lol" there?
(ls25 oooh looky here!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:46, archived)

no
/i've now gone to bed.
( asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:48, archived)

how can you
type when your asleep? you should go see teh fluffeih on the board - that will chill you!
(ls25 oooh looky here!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:49, archived)

^^this^^
winrar is like a rubbish version of winzip.
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:34, archived)

In case any of you missed it
www.b3ta.com/talk/611944
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:46, archived)

I would listen
but I dont have any ears free.
( Dobsky, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:49, archived)

Damn you and all your kind!

( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:51, archived)

Pardon?

(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:53, archived)

We're listening!
/can't be arsed signing up to TFL

Any chance of some Pogues?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:50, archived)

*pogues*
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:51, archived)

Pogues
No nothing like that I'm afraid. Sign up to the board it's there to take the boredom away from other talk users...unless you're just very selfish :)
( Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:52, archived)

Use this board
I like to know what I am missing. I can't listen as I am using the speakers for other purposes but it keeps me up to date.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:56, archived)

I'm fucking selfish
and you love it baby.

We need something chirpy, slight folky and NOT SHITTING LUTHER VANDROSS.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:07, archived)

who?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:08, archived)

he apparently was a black ex b3tan

( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:11, archived)

A gay one

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:17, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/612064
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:51, archived)

I'm going missing
for a few hours, night night xx
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:38, archived)

Night night

(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:43, archived)

Why are there no black b3tans?

( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:36, archived)

who do you think
cleans the board?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:37, archived)

The squeedgie
is black.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:42, archived)

I had wondered that myself

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:38, archived)

We let the gingers on...
...that's fackin' bad enough!

/Alf Garnett
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:38, archived)

Serious qeustion.
In three years on this board I have met one person from sub-continental Asia, and one of mixed race. b3ta is almost 100% white and middle class. Why?
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:40, archived)

because the internet
is a white mans magic
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:42, archived)

I have no idea....
....why don't you form a focus group and draw up a quota list?

/police recruitment boss
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:43, archived)

I'm not being funny,
or having a go at anyone, I'm looking for some genuine suggestions at to why we're turning into a whites only club.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:44, archived)

so because no black people have joined
we're a "whites only" club?

How many forums *anywhere* do you know with a black population?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:45, archived)

www.iamblackandlovinit.com/forum
( NAWS Whats all this then, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:49, archived)

*beats head against wall repeatedly*
okay. over the lifetime of b3ta, there have probaly been something like 1000 regular posters on b3ta. this is obviously a complete guess. i have probably met about, at a very rough guess, 5-600 of them. and seen photos of possibly twice as many again. they come from all walks of life - and all parts of the world. in this country, britain, they come from everywhere. i can't think of a major town or city without a b3tan in it.

and of all of those people, only one has been black (well, mixed race, to be literal). and he's one of the most regular posters on here. i don't think that moore is trying to make some sort of PC point here - just pointing out that it's singularly unrepresentative of any sort of modern society. and thinking it's odd. which it is.
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:15, archived)

Thank
you.

It's an issue about access to technology more than anything.

BAH!
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:18, archived)

b3ta isn't a parallel of society. It's more like a sub-culture, only a section of it
It's part of the much larger internet, which is far easier to compare to modern society, because of the multiple subcultures found within it.
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:22, archived)

We realise that, we accept that,
we're just asking why it is. It's not an accusation (I may have used some accusatory language earlier, which I won't edit for the sake of fairness), it's just pondering why this state of afairs exists.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:24, archived)

I guess it's just human nature to group together with people similar to your self

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:27, archived)

this much is true.
but even the little corner of if little england in which i grew up, there were ethnic minorities all nearly all varieties. you get it even in the deepest darkest countryside nowadays.

i'm not suggesting that b3ta is a parallel of society - god help us all if it is - but it is, if you think about it, a peculiar statistic.

as moore said vvdown therevv somewhere, i too couldn't care less. it is just odd.
( 100% of Gibbon, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:27, archived)

that sounds like the klan

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:47, archived)

Possibly things like....
....the KKK picture competition don't help?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:49, archived)

I reject that,
I'm going to say again I genuinely do not know why it is. I think anyone with a sense of humour would have found that funny. Humour is pretty universal.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:51, archived)

I'm sure that...
...a whole weeks worth of close-to-the-mark humour about extreme right wing groups wouldn't at all be intimidating to someone who has almost certainly been on the wrong end of prejudice based on their skin composition.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:06, archived)

Depends on the individual.
I doubt there's anyone here who hasn't been marginalised by at least one thread of humour on b3ta. Some spit the dummy, some stay.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:09, archived)

But by the same chalk....
.....if you're going to use the 'calm down dear it's only a talk board' argument doesn't that make all your liberal guilt about b3ta's white middle classness somewhat irrelevent?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:16, archived)

There is no guilt.
It's merely an observation, followed by a question.

A "this is the way it is" followed by "why is it this way?".

That's all.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:20, archived)

that reminds me of a time on another forum
when a user asked if there a "Disabled User's account list".

Boy did he get a roasting from some idiot PC drone who wanted them to be refered to as "less able bodied" people and that a list of the wheel chaired users was wrong.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:45, archived)

fuckin
spacks
( NAWS Whats all this then, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:51, archived)

Maybe
you have discovered the truth behind Rob's Nickname of 'The ginger fuhrer'
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:44, archived)

*sigh*
I can't think of a poor joke about beating someone black and blue without it sounding too bad
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:39, archived)

Because this site is very middle-class white
I guess
(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:39, archived)

I agree
but why?
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:40, archived)

christ, tht is fairly deep
it's totally thrown me
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:43, archived)

It just is
Founded by middle class white people, frequented by middle class white people

Get away with you, and your 'whys'!
*chases with a broom*
(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:47, archived)

WHY gwt all angsty about it?
I don't see, for example, the folk music community getting all focus groupy and quota-y about their ethnic listenership or likewise the asian community trying to attract more people into Bollywood movies, there are, frankly, better things to get all concerned about than how much melanin the average b3tan carries in their skin cells.

If you wanted to start a SERIOUS debate on race you might want to question why their are a greater proportion of afro caribbeans in prison or that afro caribbeans are a dan sight more likely to be sectioned into institutional care.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:57, archived)

I don't think he wanted a serious debate,
just one out of curiosity
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:58, archived)

Why then get all middle class liberal angsty about then...
...and NOT expect to possibly have to engage in serious debate?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:02, archived)

I think I'm missing the point,
but it has made a fairly interesting thread
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:04, archived)

This is what I'm on about.
I'm *not* angsty about it. This is the kind of comment I'm looking for. I'm not sure I agree, but at least you've thought about it.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:03, archived)

What is this?
some third rate media studies group discussion?

We discuss norks, and drinking, and bigotted opnions of people who are not the same as us.
Oh, and we also discuss bumming a lot for some reason.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:10, archived)

Then why be so concerned with b3ta's ethnic breakdown?

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:10, archived)

To be honest
I'm not.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:12, archived)

Then I believe we have a concord on something.
*takes off debating hat and thinks about going to bed*
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:22, archived)

There are
They tend not to feel the need to shout about it.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:40, archived)

Is this a new thing I have missed?
Speaking as someone who has been with b3ta for a long time, this has been a topic of discussion for a while. I've met alot of people from here, and believe me it would ease my mind if the silent minority would pipe up.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:42, archived)

Why would it make any difference if you knew if someone was black or white,

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:44, archived)

It would ease his pinko, lefty Grauniad reading soul
/Mykeyboy
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:45, archived)

None whatsoever,
Until I meet people in real life, and then you tend to get a clue.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:45, archived)

they steal
your wallet?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:46, archived)

Are you
planning to butcher them?

edit: ninja'd
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:47, archived)

There could be any number of black people lurking/ non active member, it's probably unlikely though.
I think it's just we still seem to have very serparated cultures, and like naughty tortoise said (up or down there?) it was started by a group of friends, and the community has probably stayed similar to the original one
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:51, archived)

It's not new
on a couple of occassions where we have had a rare serious discussion people have confessed their skin colour. I think they should speak up for themselves like the gingers do so that people can see we are not racist we just hate everybody.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:45, archived)

I'm just
trying to provoke some debate. I can only speak for the representive sample I've met.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:48, archived)

I understand that
perhaps with the internet being anonymous everyone can be anyone.
They don't have to be themselves. I like not having to tell everyone about me, (then blow it all by getting pissed and confessing things I regret next morning).

I am black but by some freak of nature I had white parents, and my mother swears she was never unfaithful.
Damn I must stop drinking.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:54, archived)

unlike the gays
you mean?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:43, archived)

*bums*

(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:50, archived)

Whilst...
....in pink tent..
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:53, archived)

Whilst...
...reading the Grauniad
(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:00, archived)

...and advising on interior design
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 1:03, archived)

NAME ONE.

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:44, archived)

luther vandross

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:47, archived)

shit - outed and died all in the same day
not a good start to b3ta
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:49, archived)

cos
thay cant afford a pc?
( NAWS Whats all this then, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:47, archived)

They're all too cool

(SquidHead, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:58, archived)

luther vandross
is dead

Sorry.
Hey fuck it i aint sorry, aint my fault
( NAWS Whats all this then, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:31, archived)

It's not as if he is on TV daily
I can't even think of a song he sung or know how old he is/was.

Was it bad aids?
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:34, archived)

yer but.
imagine if you did know him..

What a fukin year!

:)
( NAWS Whats all this then, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:37, archived)

who?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:35, archived)

Who?
*doesn't give a fuck*
(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:35, archived)

Ghee?

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:36, archived)

If I were french, my name would be pronounced like that

(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:38, archived)

tortue vilaine?
hmmm
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:40, archived)

oui!
Souris cachee, dormant chaton

Or something
(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:52, archived)

indeed
www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/articles/t/thismorningwithr_66603440.shtml
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:57, archived)

Dave?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:40, archived)

*awards ten points*

(Naughty Tortoise, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:47, archived)

Are you a racist
If you don't find black/white (whichever you aren't) people attractive ?
A firend of mine said to me "I'm not racist, but black women just don't turn me on".
He definately doesn't have any racist beliefs and has many black friends.
What does this mean ?
(SquidHead, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:20, archived)

no
only if you hate them are you racist
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:21, archived)

what if you hate them
but it's nothing to do with their race?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:22, archived)

depends
if they're gay.
(SquidHead, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:22, archived)

I do find most of the gay community
detestable, but it's nothing to do with their love of men.

I say most, I've onyl seen a handfull. And they were on tv.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:24, archived)

harhar
a handfull.
(SquidHead, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:25, archived)

ho ho

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:26, archived)

silly person
they're all lovely (apart from the bitchy ones)
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:28, archived)

yeah, it's the lovely I can't stand.
The same goes for actors. Why don't they all just die already?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:30, archived)

Because then...
...Tom Baker would have had to stay in the monastry?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:33, archived)

i was also thinking of Tom Baker
as a counter argument.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:38, archived)

naw
that's luvvies
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:34, archived)

Just insulting them will do.
You can hate them in private, it's sharing your views that makes you racist.

I hate all foreigners.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:23, archived)

I think light bulbs are a good idea
does that make me a racist?
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:28, archived)

were you bitten by one as a child?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:29, archived)

one leant over my pram
I am married to a foreigner, my personal invited audience to the live recording (oxymoron) radio show I produced last night (15 people) consisted of only one English born and bred person and he moaned all night long that he was hungry.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:38, archived)

YES
AND YOU WILL BURN IN HELL
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:21, archived)

it means he doesn't fancy certain people,
if a white person had afro-carribean traits/ features they probably wouldn't fancy them either
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:25, archived)

It means he doesn't fancy black women.
The same way you don't fancy fat/skinny/thick/hirsuite/smelly men.

its just another "feature". If you don't hate 'em its not racist shirley?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:25, archived)

well that's what i thought
but i'm just not sure - I don't fancy fat women, this is because they're fat. So really i'm fattist. Doesn't the same apply ?
(SquidHead, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:27, archived)

No. You are not fattist.
I take it you don't *hate* fat people. You just don't fancy them.

Just because you don't fancy men (assuming that you are not bi) doesn't make you mannist does it?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:32, archived)

See below
www.b3ta.com/talk/612156
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:32, archived)

It's like saying you find fat people ugly as sin.
Fat people will still belate you anyway.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:27, archived)

Hating fat people is acceptable
They made the choice to be fat.

Foreigners were born ugly.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:30, archived)

All fat people are ugly?
and why would I want to belate you? I save that sort of filth for the bedroom and my man ;)
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:31, archived)

i'm afraid
rolls of fat and a constant desire to eat just aren't my thing...
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:32, archived)

Obe day he'll meet a black girl
who'll make his nuts feel like they're about to turn inside out.

He's only even thought about it because "Oh god, why don't I fancy any of the black/asian girls I've met! Am I a racist!?"

No he isn't. Tell him to calm the fuck down and just get with whoever the fuck he likes.
( supermoore: HUNG, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:27, archived)

^
This!
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:30, archived)

Someone mentioned Moira Stewart below
combined with this post reminded me that she was in a documentary to trace back her roots.

She traced them back to a remote part of Scotland a couple of hundred years ago. That was a surprise.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:27, archived)

Ah yes....
....the dreaded Jamican viking incursions on the West Scottish coast in 1157, hence, Moira's heritage.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:29, archived)

mmm
Moira Stewart

she just doesn't seem to age, that woman.
I love her.
(SquidHead, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:30, archived)

i was thinking the same thing.
I have a tape of The Adventure Game. She's just the same!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:33, archived)

I find the people I find attaractive
attractive, regardless of what skin pigmentation they might have
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:33, archived)

Crap
Crap drat bother and bugger your granny
Im in a world of shit and im too happy to care about it
( Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:20, archived)

luther vandross has died
so in a week its been, the voice of tigger,piglet, then it was richard whitely now him! god is having a clearout it would seem
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:13, archived)

who?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:15, archived)

.
famous american soul singer
( executiverocker only wears C&A, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:16, archived)

oh right,
I thought Whitely was British
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:17, archived)

ho ho

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:19, archived)

everything must go
*reaps*
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:15, archived)

you forgot;
/dyslexic sex offender
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:16, archived)

Two beekeepers are chatting, the first says to the second:

"So how many bees do you have?"

"I have 10,000 bees."

"Wow! How many hives is that?"

"I have them all in 1,000 hives."

The first beekeeper seems impressed. The second one takes turn to ask him:

"So how many do you have?"

The first replies: "I have one million bees."

"One million!?! WOW!!! How many hives for those?"

"Just the one."

"Just the one? You're telling me you put 1 million bees in just one hive?"

"Yeah, sod 'em they're only bees."
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:12, archived)

down with this kind of thing

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:15, archived)

did i mention
one of the bee keepers was black?
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:15, archived)

oh well
double down with this type of thing
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:21, archived)

WOW
metallica on "later" on BBC2 NOW - go tune in!!

Edit: now regrets haircut for moshage purposes!
( icklepeach *relurks*, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:05, archived)

i'm there already
you big hussy
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:06, archived)

hussy?
please explain?
( icklepeach *relurks*, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:07, archived)

don't ask me, i'm a big racist
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:09, archived)

jew

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:11, archived)

spick

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:13, archived)

paddy

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:13, archived)

pom

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:13, archived)

honky
edit: oh sorry, forgot the :P in all of those, so people won't mistake it for being serious
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:14, archived)

er erm...
pomme de terre
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:18, archived)

you ...er...wogan

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:20, archived)

moira stewart!

(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:23, archived)

re: your edit
tee hee hee
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:19, archived)

But that means I've got to move.
And I'm already listening to Duncan Chisholm.

Dammit.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:07, archived)

I can't listen to Metallica anymore...
...'cos they don't play The Riff anymore.
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:08, archived)

what go downstairs and miss the benny show
fuck that for a game of soldiers, althouh I could make sausages
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:12, archived)

today i have been discovering interpol
quite good, a lot of dull tracks though
( connor, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:13, archived)

Excellent show Mr Benny
/can't be arsed getting an FTL login
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:03, archived)

*licks*
I want to be insulted

wildheart dot baby ay gmail dot com
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:10, archived)

?
And what if I do?
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:17, archived)

nothing much
I smille
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:24, archived)

smile fwap like a chimp on heat
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:32, archived)

shit!
wine spillage :(
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:57, archived)

Noooooo!
Lick it up!
( GatheredCrustacean, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:57, archived)

*licks*

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:58, archived)

phwoooooooar
*rubs thighs*
( GatheredCrustacean, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:07, archived)

suck it up
quick!
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:58, archived)

*sucks*

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:59, archived)

Wine!
I have just spilt shit!
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:58, archived)

gah.
you should go before you commence teh sexings
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:04, archived)

Gah. You fool.
I have half a glass of wine, a mug of tea and a glass of lemon squash.

Which should I drink?
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:58, archived)

ALL!
with icecubes & cocoa powder
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:59, archived)

cocktail of all of them
invent a new name for it

/profit
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:00, archived)

sacrilege

lick it off what ever body part is covered before the alcohol evaporates.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:58, archived)

sorry
tis just the table - but I could invent body coverage if you like
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:00, archived)

Yes, this would work

We could have a vote for the most lickable body part
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:03, archived)

candidates:
breasts
neck
lips
stomach (extra special yoga position)
mimsy (extra special imagination position)
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:04, archived)

www.b3ta.com/talk/612092
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:06, archived)

can I lick your mimsy anyway?

( newg rum n coke, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:06, archived)

are you qualified?
otherwise, no

edit: well since you gave me my gmail invite, I think you're allowed
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:07, archived)

back of neck!

( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:12, archived)

my back
my neck
my ****
my ****

*insert imagined orifice here
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:13, archived)

anywhere you like, gorgeous
*transfixed*
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:18, archived)

NORKS!

( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:05, archived)

bum crevice!

( newg rum n coke, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:05, archived)

tongue

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:06, archived)

YEESH! burn ans spilllage

youss my favvoourite vIking, yuo now
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:05, archived)

I think I shall be off to bed.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:50, archived)

careful, you'll awake with your locks cut off*
* or just spooged in
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)

Then go to bed
You lovely haired beast
( GatheredCrustacean, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:52, archived)

Night night, lovelyface.

( Comma, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:53, archived)

nighty night, sleep tight
/really is going this time
( Sygiinu, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:56, archived)

'ning all
To continue with the hair theme, I've had a rather drastic haircut today.

I love it, make your own decisions here (there are before hair photos there too)

How are we all tonight??
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:47, archived)

You look like you have been suddenly surprised from behind
in that picture
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:49, archived)

I'm not that good
at taking pictures of myself!

the wall behind me is not prone to causing surprises ;)
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:52, archived)

it IS
Friday.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:02, archived)

it clearly isn't
look at the date on your post.
( icklepeach *relurks*, Sat 2 Jul 2005, 0:03, archived)

I feel rubbish for no reason
and you have pretty hair.
( Comma, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:49, archived)

*Hugs in the whoopsy*
Right. No more F5s.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:50, archived)

comma?
have a hug my lovely.

(((((hug)))))

you're a marvelous person, and you make us happy.


Edit: And can I use your ducks pic for a charity mag that I'm producing???
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)

Thenk you.
*sniffles*
*wipes nose on your sleeve*

And yeah, use my pics for whatever you like.
( Comma, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:52, archived)

thank you muchly
It's one of my favourite b3ta pics!

*snogs*

and please snot on my shoulder, it's more used to it :)
( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:56, archived)

don't feel rubbish
you'll get your hands all sticky and covered in germs :s

*cleans them off*
*makes you feel better*
( Sygiinu, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:54, archived)

That is a most marvellous hair cut
Well done!
One more F5.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:49, archived)

I am just purchasing pink drainpipe
thanks for reminding me I lack it
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:52, archived)

Quite drastic
but still quite nice.

I am full of food and wine :)
( GatheredCrustacean, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:49, archived)

I always thought you were a dude.
Your hair lucks really nice :)
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)

new haircut is purdy

( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:52, archived)

Evening miss
*cuddles*
( GatheredCrustacean, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:56, archived)

Your haircut is strange.
/daughter.
( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:56, archived)

*rasp*

( icklepeach *relurks*, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:57, archived)

Ach, it's lully really ;)

( The Teviot Moose major 5th., Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:59, archived)

right
time for sleeps, night all
( Sygiinu, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:43, archived)

Sleep well sleepy
I think I'll be joining you.
Fnar.
Night /talk.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:45, archived)

Good night you gorgeousful ladypot.

( Comma, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:46, archived)

ty, you too :)

( Sygiinu, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:50, archived)

*hides under duvet before you get in*

( Comma, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:45, archived)

*warms cold toes on Comma*
*huggles*
( Sygiinu, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:51, archived)

good boo

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:46, archived)

nighty night :)

( Sygiinu, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:52, archived)

*hugs*

( GatheredCrustacean, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:50, archived)

*huggles you back*

( Sygiinu, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:52, archived)

This song was just on the radio. It's rather amusing.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:27, archived)

I have that track if you want a copy
I am a fan on the bonzos

edit/ The names are somewht dated now though.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:28, archived)

Ooh
that would be rather spiffy - do you need somewhere to upload it to?
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:31, archived)

nope - give me 2 minutes - I have my own nove;ty record place
specially for uploads
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:33, archived)

Thank you kind sir.
It's 'N' for 'nonsense' on the a-z of alternative music on Xfm at the moment if you like that sort of stuff
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:35, archived)

oooh, my kind of channel
do they have an internet feed?
I have no radio here
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:38, archived)

www.xfm.co.uk

Or if you have sky digital it's channel 864
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:40, archived)

Yay! they have an online feed

Thanks.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)

here you go
introoutro.mp3
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:37, archived)

Thanks
>< or whatever the hip kids are using for a happy smiley these days.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)

My first favourite song was the Bonzo's 'My Pink Side of the Drain Pipe'
I made my Dad play the record before I would go to school in the mornings.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:33, archived)

I am not sure I have that track
I will have to hunt it down
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:40, archived)

pfffffffft
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)

that is quite the good
the sound of music is quite ace
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:38, archived)

The Sound Of Music
That is greatly amusing.
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:39, archived)

oh yes
I should aquire more bonzo albums
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:40, archived)

It's another one of those 'choose my hairstyle, b3ta!' type things. So...
Hair up or hair down?
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:16, archived)

You're gorgeous, oh yes you are.

( Comma, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:17, archived)

DOWN!

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:17, archived)

Cut it.

( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:17, archived)

Shut up.

( Comma, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:18, archived)

no,
gingers look silly without long hair
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:18, archived)

My housemate had short ginger hair and it looked good.
But for the sake of the options provided, down.
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:19, archived)

Quiet.
It looks fine down.
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:20, archived)

Yes,
I agree, out of the two, down is best.

Up just looks.... strange
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)

I thought that.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:29, archived)

strange like a girl
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:31, archived)

'Ning you
How goes the picature taking? Anything nice recently?
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:35, archived)

not done any for a few days
been relatively icky weather down here, and I've been knackered from work :(
Going to make a gallery per month I think, there's some I will be putting up from Monday night when I get a minute
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:38, archived)

NEVAH!

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:19, archived)

Are you m or f?
makes a difference in the judgement
( Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:17, archived)

ooh hair down
hair up is a bit too yuppy
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:17, archived)

this
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:19, archived)

You remind me of someone.

( ArthurTheRat, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:25, archived)

the guy in my profile?
edit: people say this alot to me, but they can never bloody say who it is i remind them of. it's a bit odd really.
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:26, archived)

Nah.
He's far pointier.
( Comma, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:27, archived)

if you're a lady,
put the hair down.

If you are a man, get a hair cut.
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:17, archived)

Shut your silly mouth.
He has lovely hair.
( Comma, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:19, archived)

BUNCHES!
Ala Bill Bailey in Black Books
( Wicca'd Witch needs ideas for a new sig on..., Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:40, archived)

down, me thinks

( Sygiinu, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:17, archived)

Grow it longer
and down. Never, never up.

Not being nasty, just advice from personal experience!
( Druid, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:18, archived)

down is mini-rob

( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:19, archived)

Good point.
/Dilema
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:21, archived)

Glitch
at the 4rgthur manc bash last year, really was mini rob, it was ace
( Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:37, archived)

surely its based
entirely on how much you actually want to see?

you could alwasy wear a hat and use that to keep it back, therefore solving the problem - its still down, but its not in your eyes
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:20, archived)

Or an Alice band.

( Comma, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:21, archived)

Yeah
but hats are generally more fun...
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)

When it's long enough,
you just tuck it behind your ears.

You have to go through the 'shit hair' stage at some point, but it's worth it :D
( Druid, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:23, archived)

I quite like hair up
But either way, the length is spot on.
( Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:25, archived)

whatever you decide, get more sunlight

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:26, archived)

he he he
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:30, archived)

On second
look, THIS. We've had loads of sun in the last few weeks and yOu Iz a WhItE BoI!
( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:39, archived)

You can alternate
that's what i do... but tis nicer down during the winter months, but can get right in the way when it's hot.
(Pimms'N'Lemonade thinks you are a twat, prove me wrong., Fri 1 Jul 2005, 23:36, archived)