oh dear
the gannet's just posted a handful of magnets into the VCR... that's going to be bad isn't it?

(still trying to go for a shower, resists F5...)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:50, archived)

Arf!
Nono, just get a really big magnet, wiggle it about inside the VCR until it picks up all the magnets already in there.
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:51, archived)

but surely that will
push them... deeper.. inside?

edit: my sarcasm meter is running low on juice this morning - that was sarcasm wasn't it?

ahh sod this - I'm going shopping
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:53, archived)

Yes. Don't forget to buy an extra hat for me
if you see one

edit: Not a baseball cap, or I'll eat your head.
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:55, archived)

you could always
turn it back to front and
be down wiv da kidz ;)
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:00, archived)

I've seen them worn
by young (usually black) men perched gently on top of extremely tall hair, usually worn with trouser waistbands at knee-height

on the tube a couple of years ago I saw two of these and they had an additional accessory - baby dummies. one was wearing his as a ring, the other had his in his mouth and was desperately trying to give off the same air as James Dean chewing a matchstick. he was failing.
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:03, archived)

pffft!
He the man!
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:05, archived)

right
I'm definitely going for a shower this time
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:06, archived)

as ridiculous as that is,
it pains me even more to see young white men attempting to imitate them.
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:08, archived)

Whas'up, nigga?
;D
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:10, archived)

ha ha ha
fo' shizzle ma nizzle!
( robh, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:12, archived)

I suggest
this (the whole outfit)
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:00, archived)

I don't think I've got the moobs
to carry it off

*looks down*

Well, perhaps I could..
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:03, archived)

hurrah for shopping
I'm still trying to get into the shower. need to get the girls ready to foist them off on both their grandmothers so I can have a day all by myself

*bliss*
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:56, archived)

Dammit!
I've got no money until the 21st! No shopping for me :(
best stay here - it's cheaper
( Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:00, archived)

You could go window shopping
online, and just use a close friend or relative's credit card to buy the things you like. It's OK as long as you buy them a present too!
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 10:07, archived)

Simply push her face into a large fluffy pillow
Hijinks will cease to be a problem
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:53, archived)

FOX news = cunts

www.michaelmoore.com/_images/splash/foxandfriends-200507070004.mov
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:43, archived)

They really don't get it, do they?
Either that or Fox is an affiliate of the government.
/conspiracy
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:50, archived)

Huzzah!
It's saturday!
( The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:30, archived)

Prove it

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:34, archived)

and Tiswas isn't on :(

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:42, archived)

Yes but ministry of mayhem should be on
With Holly willoughby teasing us in a little skirt
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:44, archived)

Morning all!
Haven't had a saturday off in aaaaaages

I've missed MoM and the lovely Holly too
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:46, archived)

alright
which one of you was pissing about with my PC while I was asleep?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:02, archived)

I drew this last night
and thought of you.
Not many people have a picture of them by the amazing baldmonkey. So treasure it. It's probably worth millions.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:04, archived)

that now has pride of place in my profile :)
self-portrait at all?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:07, archived)

Nope.
I was doodling, and drew a snake and decided it should be wrapped around something...
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:10, archived)

not a bar of chocolate then?
or a lovely set of norks?
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:17, archived)

Nope.
A great big cock.
It's the obvious choice.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:19, archived)

you should work in advertising

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:19, archived)

I think I'd like that.
"Don't be a cunto, drive a Punto."
See. I'm a natural.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:22, archived)

so am i
'Don't go into a stupor, register with BUPA!'
( calibrax loves teh hamsters (not in that way), Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:24, archived)

Or
"Only pooves can live without rooves."
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:25, archived)

they don't need to rhyme
right, I'm going for a shower. back in a bit
( Jadeviper was still alive on, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:32, archived)

Whereas, I, out of boredom,
am going to put your picture on the main board.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:34, archived)

That is utterly terrible
Sorry
( The Coast Of Yemen, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:28, archived)

well!!
my bladder is empty. So it must be me.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:23, archived)

Tiny Timmy tugs and tugs
On Giant Jill's enormous jugs.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 8:37, archived)

I'd pay to see that

( Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 8:41, archived)

Whilst nearby, a cheeky 7
Enters winky wanky heaven.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 8:43, archived)

CAN EVERYONE WAKE UP, PLEASE?
I'M BORED.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:01, archived)

Gah.
anyone got a good hangover cure besides not drinking?

*edit* thanks for the help. i feel slightly better now.
( Mr. Street, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 8:24, archived)

Get a spoonfull of butter
and lick it.
Don't just eat it.
Lick at it.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 8:25, archived)

rub your elbow
on Jason Priestly.
( Sexy Picard 2000, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 8:26, archived)

i like this one
very near tempted to go rub myself on ex 90210 stars if they can be called that.
( Mr. Street, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 8:36, archived)

Heinz
tomato soup, six slice of bread. DIP! Eat.
( Smokey Bacon Crisps smell good, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 8:27, archived)

sleep
or pro plus dissolved in red bull
(P-nut Obsessive Compulsive Green Day Disorder..., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 8:29, archived)

ginger
(such as ginger tea or biscuits) is very good for nausea.
(MSB Load universe into cannon. Aim at brain. Fire., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 9:29, archived)

Slippery
cocks to you all.
( DrPoppers Touched by his noodly appendage, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 8:18, archived)

And to all
a dirty great fisting.
( baldmonkey a frothy foul-smelling vaginal discharge, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 8:24, archived)

is it possible
to cut off the beginning of a really large avi file without speding hours rendering it?
(Cyrus, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 6:55, archived)

Google says:
www.media4pc.com/avi-split/index.html
(s0WmVHAwZgpG, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 7:35, archived)

virual dub mod can do it
make sure to start fro a keyframe though
( The Incredible... accident free since, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 8:31, archived)

Helloooooo!!!!
/morning
( Gizmo.mp3 does not exist, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 6:47, archived)

is teh isketch borked, or just me?
:*(
( Tone Depear fucking rocks, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 4:37, archived)

I'm awake still.
Anyone else?
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 3:36, archived)

Fuck no.

( Comma, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 4:28, archived)

This is silly.
Awake again, but not slept enough.

/bed
( grindforcolumbine Terrorism is bloody rude., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 7:58, archived)

sleepy b3ta
wake up wake up!
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 1:59, archived)

everybody's over
at iSketch.
( NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 2:51, archived)

Just got sent this. I think it sums stuff up pretty well
www.lnreview.co.uk/news/005167.php



apologies to those who have alrady seen it
( Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 1:01, archived)

That,
is a fine example of British thinking.
(goat thinks you're shit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 1:07, archived)

very good.
i think the papers should have just put "why don't you fuck off" on the front pages. no asterisks, no blanks.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 1:09, archived)

I think lnreview.co.uk can fuck off
I live in London. I use the tube. There was a bomb two miles from my house.

And I don't want to make a public statement to the world speaking for London.

Gah.
( rob, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 1:15, archived)

there was a bomb 2 miles away or less than about 1000000 people.
and i bet the majority want to tell them to fuck off.

i was on a train on my way to edgeware rd. it is my sentiments exactly.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 1:17, archived)

fair enough
I just resent reading stuff that's supposedly speaking for me.
( rob, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 1:19, archived)

i guess that's fair.
but papers would be dull if they didn't speak for someone.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 1:23, archived)

i'm just iffy about this whole business
Yes, blowing up a tube is nasty shit.

But I don't want terrorism to be used by Government to erode my rights.

It's less casualties, for example, than Lockerby.

And I've got a horrid feeling that this stoic London pride will be capitalised on to introduce measures that basically make the world a worse place.
( rob, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 1:31, archived)

You are most probably right
But there is no solution. Anyway this is a bit deep for this time of the hour isnt it?
( Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 1:35, archived)

2 am and drunk
god or sexuality next?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 1:36, archived)

Tricky choice....how about Racism?

( Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 1:37, archived)

sat next to apretty girl on the train to london
within seconds she was railing against all the "eastern europeans" in doncaster.

still would have, though.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 1:39, archived)

God damn Easterns..
And their McDonalds loving ways
( Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 1:42, archived)

i'll be next to you
when we riot against ID cards....
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 1:35, archived)

when they were saying we would have to pay for it I cheered "It's Tonys Poll Tax!"
There's no way he'll get people to cough up £100 for something that no one wants. This will destroy him.

But no, he's been given some ammo. GAH.

Anyway. Bollocks to it all. I'm off to bed instead.
( rob, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 1:39, archived)

night mate.
i reckon anyone can get on a bus., ID or no.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 1:43, archived)

Will it depend on the amount of explosives on it?

( Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 2:10, archived)

upset!!!
no credits in b3ta newsletter for me :(


cheers rob :(
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 0:49, archived)

did you do something
worthy of credit?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 0:59, archived)

you get a credit on the page
so quit whining
( rob, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 1:13, archived)

Isketch isketch isketch!
teh b3ta room is open...
( Tone Depear fucking rocks, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 0:31, archived)

i have no idea what this is
but everyone keeps talking about it, so i'm having a look

wow.. i havent got shockwave yet. *downloads plugin*
( MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 0:42, archived)

Im out of the loop


Please fill me in
i hate being left out
( Devon Dan without geometry, there would be no point, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 1:02, archived)

G8
lolz

pub talk

/edit: www.big-boys.com/articles/f14model.html
( Shoosh up your lips Not state-funded, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:58, archived)

GR8
lol

12 year old talk
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 0:05, archived)

night-nighty-blog-jack
I found a telescope in a second-hand shop for £15, but it's cloudy and there's probably far too much streetlight round here anyway.
I'll have to wait till tomorrow and be content with looking at the sun.

Night all.
( Newington, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 0:10, archived)

night-nighty-blog-jack-jack
fuck, is that the time?
i've spent 2 and a half hours solid recording disjointed guitar riffs that i hope to assemble into a song.

i'm tired now, night all!
( sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 0:35, archived)

thyr gr888888888888888888
/tony
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 0:11, archived)

Cockcellent
and with this new word I'm off to bed. I don't mean with a cock I'm off to bed, I mean.. Well, yes, I'll be with *my* cock, but I'm not going to..

Alright, I am.

'Night.
( Druid, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 0:16, archived)

I've been left alone, all weekend and somethings fucked up already
What does it mean when there isnt as much water in the toilet bowl as there normally is..
(smoglane!, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:40, archived)

the world's about to end

( Jadeviper was still alive on, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:42, archived)

You have to lick the bowl clean?

( trev Is not interested in your fripperies, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:43, archived)

It means you're going to die.
/ac
( ArthurTheRat, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:43, archived)

You really did drink too much last night.

( Randomgazz, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:43, archived)

More room for poo,
so eat, eat, eat!
( Druid, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:44, archived)

It means baby jesus is thirsty

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:52, archived)

Rap & Bastards?

( sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Fri 8 Jul 2005, 23:53, archived)