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Going bald? In your late forties/early fifties?
Then for the ultimate cunt look, why not grow your remaining hair and make it into a pathetic three inch ponytail at the back of your otherwise shiny head.

Twat.

For an added cool look why not have an oversized crucifix earing hanging from your left ear.

/May have issues concerning a person of this description.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)
I think you've described both my uncles.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)
Don't mock
that'll be you in 5 years time...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)
Francis Rossi?
(although he's must be older than that)
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)
Fucking hell
i am so fucking bored
*bangs head on something*
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)
Drink...
drink and look at porn...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)
I suggest wanking, drinking
And a big meaty kebab

And fags
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:10, archived)
fuck me
tonights telly is shite
www.onthebox.com/partner/otb/

i may have to go here

www.godivafestival.co.uk/
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:07, archived)
My cock is one yottametre long.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:01, archived)
That's an interesting way to spell
nanometre
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:03, archived)

nano zetta
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:05, archived)
Zetta
sounds like the name of an old Jewish woman who has lots of cats
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:06, archived)
Shouldnt you be drunk
And bothering lady tramps in the alleyways of Reading sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:08, archived)
You'd think wouldn't you
but no I'm still in fucking work and i'm going to be here 'til stupid o'clock as well.

Happy? I think not. Still I have lots of Kroners awaiting my return at home.
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:09, archived)
i dislike games where you cannot turn the sound off

(I helped save b3ta! asparagus time Is in Brazil., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:13, archived)
That's what the volume knob on your speakers is for,
Einstein.




Hur hur, 'knob'!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:20, archived)
Am I weird?
That girl from the T-Mobile U-Fix ad (you know the one where she's on the phone and knows what's going to happen), gives me TFH.

Is this normal?
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:13, archived)
the fact she is on the phone gives you TH?

or that she knows what is going to happen?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)
Just the girl in general

(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:15, archived)
Not seen it

any google images?
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:17, archived)

offlinehbpl.hbpl.co.uk/news/VER/469155_1.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:19, archived)
Too small for my

poorly eyes, meh
(I helped save b3ta! diffy maybs, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)
All I could find
Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)
The hottest lady in phoneline/broadband adverts
is Alice.
edit: *fwap!* www.alice-dsl.de/opencms/export/de/service_res/downloads/werbemotive/
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)
*BOING*

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)
What about her from the AOL adverts?

(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)
Conny?
Fack orf! She's SO fucking annoying, daft-haired bint that she is.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)
This

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:24, archived)
Fuck Connie
I like Alice now
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:25, archived)
Alice ist schon. Alice ist schnell.
Alice das geficken Horn mich abgebst!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)
Was ist das,
www.b3ta.de/sprechen?
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:29, archived)
Ich weisse nicht.
*bumst*
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:32, archived)
An attractive model, used in a commercial?
Pretty?

Get away.
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:20, archived)
ha ha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:21, archived)
Yeah but there's something about this one

(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:22, archived)
This makes you a 'gay' sir
Now if you'll just bend over while i ram my penis into your anus...
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:26, archived)
I really am starting to worry about you sir

(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:27, archived)
a purely hetrosexual activity
when delivered as punishment.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:29, archived)
Roman societal rules sir
The giver isnt the gay, only the reciever
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)
"It ain't gay if you're the guy."
As my former cellmate Marigold taught me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:33, archived)
You were both salesmen then?


Edit: Damn your ninja skills!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:36, archived)
Too slow, me old mucker,
I noticed it as I clicked 'post'.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:38, archived)
Damn you!
DAMN YOU TO 4RTHUR!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:55, archived)
She's nicer looking than normal commercial-fodder
in a realistic way
(0800221155 Coldseal windows, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:28, archived)
No,
but its probably wrong that bill bailey gives me such a horn..
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:29, archived)
that is somewhat worrying
I have to say.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:30, archived)
^
this
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)
But then you are going out with someone who wants you to fuck him up the arse with a lady strapon

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:31, archived)
A hint of jealousy?

Now you are not the giver?
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:32, archived)
*gives*
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:33, archived)
whats wrong with that?

(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:36, archived)
How long have you got?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:37, archived)
I'd imagine about 8 inches

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:37, archived)
That's quite some imagination you have there!

(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:38, archived)
You should see my cock

(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:40, archived)
That's quite an unusual size! I imagine I'd need one of
these to handle it...
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:42, archived)
Pffft

*macros*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:43, archived)
Better to start of with something more modest
if you're experimenting with strap-ons, I'd have thought.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:40, archived)
Having said that, 'SSG In Mary Queen Shocker' isnt exactly unexpected...
www.b3ta.com/talk/627767
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:42, archived)
he is obviously
a gayer, but I suppose you can't do any better
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 18:11, archived)
And on other an another point
Mrs Baws wants to wax my back. Do you think I should let her?
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:33, archived)
go the whole
hog and get a back sac and crack wax - my friend was on 'the salon' and had it done
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:34, archived)
I AM NOT LETTING HOT WAX NEAR MY BALLS
no no no no no no
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:35, archived)
bad experience
before ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:36, archived)
NO NO NO NO NO
Hot wax + Balls = Something that can't be good
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:37, archived)
hairy backs are the unsexiest thing in the world

unless you are a gorilla
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:34, archived)
Hmmmm
somebody on b3ta having a fixation with a girl from a T-Mobile ad.

That just took me back a couple of years.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:43, archived)
Doh!
I just got an accidental forward from a friend claiming to predict your love/sex life.

I thought, "what have I got to lose?" and proceded to answer the very personal questions to get said website prediction. Click submit.

It then sends all my answers to the sender of the e-mail! That'll teach me for looking at mail I wasn't supposed to get.
(meercat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:50, archived)
The fact that you even looked at it means you deserve it.

(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:51, archived)
Oh i know that one
crush007 isnt it?

Thoroughly amusing stuff

edit: www.crush007.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:53, archived)
that's the one
I thought about sending one out now I know about it but I'm a better person :p
(meercat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:54, archived)
pfft
cool and evil at the same time.
coil
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:59, archived)
Arf:)
*strokes cat*
(I helped save b3ta! Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:03, archived)

cat cock
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:10, archived)
Anyone got any suggestions as to a gorgeous XP desktop theme
That doesn't make my eyes hurt...

Ta. (best suggestion gets a HobNob)
(prolix - wont be cutting off his hair for any starving kids., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)
classic

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)
Default no themes Win95 look.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:14, archived)
Don't use windows
use erm,
something else instead.
(SquidHead, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)
A frying pan?

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:21, archived)

i'm currently using "Nano whistl3r", but to be able to use it yuo need to install a modified windows DLL.

ux theme patch: www.softpedia.com/get/Desktop-Enhancements/Themes/UXTheme-Patch-For-Windows-XP-SP2-Final.shtml

nano desktop: www.customize.org/details/40244
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:39, archived)
No,
but i have the best b3tan background image ever
here*

*starts bandwagon of desktop images.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:04, archived)
GMOS = overrated.

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:05, archived)
meh!

(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:08, archived)
Does anyone know about moving to America.
Like if you want to visit and work there for a year. I can't find any useful information at all.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)
Try:
www.ins.gov

Had to go through it a year ago
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)
Have tried that for the last 40 minutes.
It just bangs on about illegal immigration.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:16, archived)
Stop blowing things up
and you may get in...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)
Don't be daft.
*drops a grenade down your pants*
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:18, archived)
*Drops something unpleasant in back of pants*

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)
Sorry!!
My work sorted it all for me
(I helped save b3ta! Dugs - The artist formerly known as Dugsybaws, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:17, archived)
All I want to do is visit for a year.
So all this immigration shite isn't relevant is it? I just need a temporary work visa or something?

Edit- Praps this: travel.state.gov/visa/visa_1750.html
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:20, archived)
my cousin
went to America for a holiday and was under the immigration radar for nine years
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:24, archived)
Unless you have a job offer
you can't get a temporary work visa. If you have a job to go to the employer has to apply for the visa for you.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:27, archived)
But because we're in the UK
you can stay for 90 days in the USA without a visa and find work. And then the employer applies for the visa?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:29, archived)
The US govt won't let you do that
You need to be in the UK when the applications are made. They won't let you "convert" visa types.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:30, archived)
It doesn't say anything about that on the pages I'm looking at.
Maybe I'd have to get a holiday visa and get a loan, and then pay it back when I get back here? Is that what most people do?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:32, archived)
You don't actually need a visa to go in as a tourist for 90 days
we still have the visa waiver program. The problem lies here, when you apply for the temp work visa...

"Method of Application
With limited exceptions, nonimmigrant visa applicants aged 14 to 79 are required to schedule an appointment for an interview with a U.S. consular officer . Interviews are by appointment only. The Embassy does not accept walk-in applications"

from - www.usembassy.org.uk/cons_new/visa/niv/index.html
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:42, archived)
What if I got a friend in America to 'employ' me?

(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:47, archived)
Yep that's a possiblity...
Possible problems though - your friend has to have a "real" business. US immigration will check. Also, there are only a limited number of temp work visas issued each year. As with hiring people from the US to work in the UK, your friend will have to justify why they need you and your skills. They have to show that they can't find anyone in the US to do the job.

Basically, without a real job it's not easy. If you overstay your 90 day tourist slot and work illegally, you probably won't ever get back in to the US, and you will get stopped when you try to leave, coz the airline have to check if you have overstayed, and they will call in the fascist interrogation squad...
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:57, archived)
So basically unless I'm rich, I will only be allowed to stay for 90 days.
But if I can come up with £10 000 I would be able to get a holiday visa for a year, but I wouldn't be able to work during that time.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:04, archived)
If you are rich enough
you can even buy permanent residency in the US by investing in a US company.

I stayed in the US for just over a year in 2000 on multiple 90 day visits, but I had to come back to the UK for a few days between each of them. After 9/11 they won't let you get away with that one any more.
(I helped save b3ta! Three Dog Man, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:13, archived)
Even if I don't wear my turban?
*sigh*
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 17:19, archived)
You're gay.
They won't let you in.
(I helped save b3ta! ArthurTheRat, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:40, archived)
You're ginger.
At least I can withhold the fact that I'm gay. You'd even get wiry glow-in-the-dark roots if you dyed your hair.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:52, archived)
I'm starving, think i'll make some toast, and drink some tea.
Anyone want tea?
(SquidHead, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)
me please!
no sugar and just a teeny drop of milk please
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:12, archived)
Yes!
Finally I've found someone who orders it exactly the same way as me!
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)
hoorah!
i retract my kick in the knackers!
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:18, archived)
more easily said than done
i think
(SquidHead, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:19, archived)
You'll have to retrieve them from
my chest area before you can do that...
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:35, archived)
I only have catmilk.
will that do ?
(SquidHead, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:15, archived)
so...
who knows any good jokes?

short punchy ones better.
(thisismyclone, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:59, archived)
*punches*
ha ha
/Nelson
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)
my life
ba dum tish
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:02, archived)
^this

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)
What's the only thing worse than a male chauvanist pig?
A woman that won't do as she's told
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:03, archived)
Touche!
/kicks in knackers
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star was working part time at the 5 and Dime, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:06, archived)
*Doubles over*
*whimpers*
now do the washing up, woman
(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:10, archived)
'noon all!
quick question: anyone know a good program for sorting mp3's?

Mine are in a horrible mess
(FluffehNinja, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)
iTunes sorts my collection wonderfully
and I have a large one (sniggers)
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:26, archived)
Seconded
*strokes itunes*
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:30, archived)
does it work with winamp?

(FluffehNinja, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:30, archived)
It is BETTER than winamp

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:30, archived)
Sod that, i like my winamp
*hugs winamp*
(FluffehNinja, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)
too right
winamp is far superior. simple and effective. Beating apple at their own philosophy.

Viva winamp!
(thisismyclone, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:34, archived)
And surviving being bought by AOL!

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:38, archived)
Nonsense
It is bloated mac shite.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:32, archived)
Thirded
It also makes my iPrat work.

*strokes self*
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:33, archived)
What do you mean by sorting?
Putting them in folders etc?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:29, archived)
Yeah, they're all over the place and sorting them by hand takes bloody hours

(FluffehNinja, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)
this

(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)
Windows explorer

(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)
I use one called Tag&Rename.
Very unpretty, but it does the job.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:34, archived)
Whack my bonobo!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:23, archived)
*whacks*

(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)
Im not bringing ANY welsh cunts to suffolk.
thankyouverymuch.
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:24, archived)
You know you want to

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)
i know that if i let him go,
he'll get bummed till he bleeds.
by you.
thats MY job, im not letting you steal it.
(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:26, archived)
We could take turns

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:35, archived)
but aren't you with that
mentaly ill cunt from cardiff?
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:28, archived)
im still not taking him to suffolk.

(I helped save b3ta! toxie, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:30, archived)
Why the bloody hell not?
/tractor boy.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:39, archived)
I don't know about that
but A Shot In The Dark is just starting on ITV. (Pink Panther film with Peter Sellers)
They don't make 'em like that anymore and I will probably never get any work done now.
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)
You could always turn it off

(I helped save b3ta! Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:26, archived)
This

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:31, archived)
Hmm.
I know this isn't a tech support type thing, but I'm having a problem with text in Photoshop, as are a few friends, and I was wondering if anybody was having a similar problem. Basically, text appears absolutely miniscule on images, even at huge settings. It's like 0.72 when it is set at 72 pt. Any idea what's going on, or have the same problem?

Edit: Absolutely positive that these are not just huge images. It happens with absolutely everything I do at the moment.

*Fully prepared for www.whatareweyour... style comments*
(Cregol, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:17, archived)
You have to highlight the text in order to resize it
and if you are on a 4000px x 4000px document zoomed out even 72 would look small.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:18, archived)
CIIJASIIE?

sorry not seen that one before
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:18, archived)
ah!
the common sense approach.

b3ta troubleshooting 101.

Most b3tans are so blase now they ognore the basics.
(t3d on FTLFM now http://83.149.101.8:8070/listen.pls, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:21, archived)
Works every time :)

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)
sometimes you have to manually distinguish
between px and pt. If youhave a high res, the difference can be huge.
(thisismyclone, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:26, archived)
I'm playing some music and talking on the radio
You could listen if you like http://83.149.101.8:8014/listen.pls

or get involved at www.ftlfm.com
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)
Hurrah!

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)
hello
my name is doug, and i have an addiction.

this is also why i find tidying my room a total pain in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)
you need a guitar cage
on your ceiling (like Bruce Willis' gun storage rack in Fifth Element)
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:15, archived)
That is too many guitars my friend

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:15, archived)
i know
and only one of them isn't mine
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:20, archived)
!
Your floor looks like the walls of our local Cash Convertor.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:15, archived)
What's the guitar with the f-holes?

That looks pretty sexy.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:17, archived)
That's a violin i think
;)
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:19, archived)
A Stradivaricaster?

*SPANGs self*
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:22, archived)

it's a 1959 hofner. it's truly a beautiful thing. birds eye maple throughout, with mother of pearl fretboard inlays.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:23, archived)
Veh nice.
I learned on a similar looking 50s Gretsch acoustic (archtop, f-holes, beautifully deep tone) but it belonged to someone else so I had to give it back.

I've been hankering after a similar one since but can't find one at the right* price.


*pittance
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:30, archived)
Get a bunch of wall brackets.
Although, at £10 a pop, that would prove a costly solution.
(The Spelling Police, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:20, archived)

i think i know how to get some cheap. i'm going to have to do it though. the amount of knocks and scrapes on my guitars is only increasing with all this inadequate storage.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:25, archived)
Wanna buy a guitar?
I have one for sale
(I helped save b3ta! Enigmatic ™                 Voice No More                  ©, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:23, archived)
har har !
I hope you can't play.
(SquidHead, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 16:13, archived)
I am hungover,
but making chocolate chip cookies.
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:08, archived)
i'm bored
cos noone is on iSketch bar 4 of us


JOOOOIN

www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! MCQ Cartoons n' shit: bagowank.com, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:12, archived)
no shockwave on linux
this annoys me
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)
do you really have
green eyes, or is it just a trick of your camera?

edit: ELO be praised - the sun has arrived!
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:14, archived)
blue eyes my dear
how are you on this day?
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:15, archived)
better for
the sun :D
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:16, archived)
clouds and occasional rain
here in northern ireland, same as always
(moomin-papa ; folkin class., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:20, archived)
aww
I'm sure you'll get some nicer weather soon ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:23, archived)
Police charged a topless man with indecent exposure
after mistaking him for a woman because of his moobs, in Ohio.



Hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Hankster, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:08, archived)
Mykey on holiday AGAIN?
/edit - Linky?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)
pffft

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:09, archived)
Heh!
More to the point - Why are they arresting ladies for going topless?

They should be given public service medals!
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:10, archived)
I thought Ohio was the State
where you can legally marry horses?
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)
Yes, Sir.
But if that horse chooses to go topless, she'll* be in a whole mess of trouble!

*Homosexual horse weddings are still illegal in Ohio, unfortunately
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:15, archived)
WHERE IS YOUR SOURCE
CITIZEN?!
(I helped save b3ta! sprinkles ITS AN ISLAND, morron, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:11, archived)
I just got the Merkin thing!
American, 'Merican, Merkin.



DUUUUUH!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:02, archived)
So all americans are pubicly challenged?

(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:03, archived)
*demands proof of this in the cases of...
Julia Stiles
Claire Danes
...
*
(I helped save b3ta! The Teviot Moose major 5th., Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:05, archived)
You can have
Jackie Stallone
(I helped save b3ta! djrich - Live from Houghton Regis too rass, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:06, archived)
*fwaps like a chimp on heat*

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)
I don't know...

I hear Jackie's quite choosy.


Apres Midi, All.
(I helped save b3ta! Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Sat 9 Jul 2005, 15:07, archived)

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