b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » XXX » Message 10058154 (Thread)

# The universal savior has emerged… I do believe and you ?
In the name of God the most merciful and graceful
Praise be to God
Peace and prayers upon Mohammed and his kinship of Imams and Mahdies
All doctrines have conffessed and ratified that this is the end of the world… this is the time when the Holy Anticipated Reformer shall emerge and fill the world with peace and justice, after it had been filled with oppression and injustice…

The successor has emerged,The universal savior has emerged! The Holy Anticipated Reformer (Ahmad Al-Hassan) has emerged!!
How and in what manner is the anticipated reformer arriving? The answer is, in the same manner as any prophet or a messenger arrived. Moreover, this holy character has been mentioned in the Muslim Shiaa doctrines, Muslim Sunni, Christianity and Jewish doctrines. However, in each doctrine the holy reformer has been mentioned in different ways that is:
• Jewish: Elijah
• Christianity: Jesus Christ:
• Islam: Al-Mahdi
This character has also been mentioned in other faiths, however, without mentioning or specifying a certain person.
The Awaited Reformer has EMERGED.
He’s calling to unite under the Banner of pure and true Faith, Justice, and Equity; under the Banner of Allegiance to God (Allah).

He is Imam Ahmad Al Hassan who has been mentioned in the Will of the prophet Mohammad (PBUH) which was writting during the hour of his death. He also has been mentioned in the narrations of Ahlul Bayt (AS).

Ahmad Al-hassan is the Messenger of Imam Al Mahdi who has been sent to all Muslims. He is the Messenger of Prophet Issa (Jesus) to all Christians, and Prophet Elijah (Eliyahu/Elias) to all Jews…

Please feel free to e-mail us if you have any question or require further details, and we’ll be very glad to answer you.

Hoping and asking that may God the almighty reveal the truth to you that you may follow it.
www.the-savior.com
(the savior, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:11, archived)
# Lol God.
(I helped save b3ta! xihpete A neutrino walks straight through a bar, with v>c., Thu 20 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# fuck off you tedious cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# No.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# I can't help but think this is my fault for posting Bible quotes a few minutes ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Oh my God, I was just about to say this is all your fault. Total mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# If you can summon someone to post this garbage can you summon someone to post a cat?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# They don't fit through the postbox slot. I tried :(
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# :D Fuck year!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Bulbasaur. g2ctch m al.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# Oh sorry no, that's not a cat, what was I thinking?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:27, archived)
# yes it is
but i still love it
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# Pigs don't pilot themselves, man.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:31, archived)
# Ahahah. Something has to go in there after all the bacon is taken out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:33, archived)
# I hope that dog is okay.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:30, archived)
# A dingo chewed his tail.
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Mohammed's a cunt...Imams's a cunt...Mahdies is a cunt

God is a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! BleachedEgo draw a cdc then get back to your teen porn.Pricks, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:12, archived)
# Are you just trolling for more mohammed pictures?
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:13, archived)
# WHERE'S MY SHOES?
(I helped save b3ta! kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:13, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# I totally emailed Wendy to get my LEGITIMATE NIKE TRAINERS and instead she robbed me.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# I'm still waiting for my Phentermine
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# I could go for some Phentermine sandwiches right now.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Well I totally never bloody received it
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
# Oh drat. It read:
Gief shuez im paypl u mony genuen deal vere resneabl ship tow englend fre ship pills l@@k cheap v1agr@.

I hope you can reply so we can sort this whole shoe mess out.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
# old macdonald had a farm ââåâïîïïããäåôõôóôô
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# I'm coming for YOU!
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Pffffhahaa.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
# Teehee!

(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# ha ha ha!
*spills tea*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:40, archived)
# MC Hammer wore baggy trousers because he though that the saviour would be born out of his arse.
apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
# Pronoun verb noun because he though that the saviour would be born out of his arse.
A sentence applicable to everything.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Ttssattsr puts goose eggs up his bum because he thinks that the saviour would be born out of his arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
#
EVERYTHING.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# Holy fuck, I SEE THE LIGHT!
PRAISE BE TO GOD!
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:14, archived)
# That's not God, that's just your fridge light.
Fatty
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
# man, he can't stop munching
i swear i caught him one night going though my food recycling waste.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# MuHamhead
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# Oh fuck, I've been found out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# *praises*
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
# i was going to go pack
but i have to say
FUCK OFF, YOU GODBOTHERING SPUNKBUBBLE! DO I COME AND PACK WHILE YOU'RE TRYING TO PRAY? NO, I FUCKING DON'T! KEEP YOUR BEARDED SKY PIXIE TO YOURSELF!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# spunk bubble :D


where ya going?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# long weekend in spain
it's an allocation on arrival deal, so not sure where yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:28, archived)
# ooh mystery :D
good luck
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:32, archived)
# :)
last time, we got a 4-star hotel with a jacuzzi on the roof! tried my swimming cozzies on before, i've got 4 of them and they're all too big :(
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:34, archived)
# Cockweasle is my personal Lord and Saviour
"Snarn!", sayeth the Lord.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# *joins the Church of Cockweasle*
(I helped save b3ta! MrSanity has maybe kicked the WoW habit forever, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# YYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
..
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# You bummer
(I helped save b3ta! TheMattInAHat has a particular... odour..., Thu 20 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# what's in it for me
i'm not seeing a USP here?
(I helped save b3ta! Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Thu 20 May 2010, 20:15, archived)
# your username doesn't exist, have you been deleted?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:16, archived)
#
Looks like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:17, archived)
# And did the Mods edit that URL?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# the link to Shatner suggests this is just some trolling
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Or moderating.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
# Mods did that.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# *feels disappointed*
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# Yes, that's all well and good, but do you sell nike trainers?
/top mod linkage to the REAL saviour of mankind
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:18, archived)
# Damn, I miss those spams
I used to look forward to them because of the replies.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# i wish jesus was dead
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 20 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# oh, wait
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Thu 20 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# Hahaha
First class bit of mod editing
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:19, archived)
# I liked the link
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovWs8JQN7FE
(Heaping Spoonful of sugar, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:20, archived)
#
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:21, archived)
# The Catholic Church invented peadophilia
that is all.
(Colostomy Bag Explosion Lubing the gears of commercialism, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:22, archived)
# that's what SHE said.
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:23, archived)
# no I do not want to buy your cheap nike shoes
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:24, archived)
# FUCK OFF
(I helped save b3ta! FIEND, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:29, archived)
# ^This
(herman:D, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:33, archived)
# God told me that you should wear your arse like a hat.
Are you going to do it, or do you hate God?
(I helped save b3ta! Green Spanner and his magical lack of activity, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:34, archived)
# I am the new messiah.
trust me.

Also Jesus was a Buddhist, and the Buddhists are the lost Jewish tribe of the east.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:39, archived)
# Ahmad Al-Hassan? Does he have a Facebook page?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Thu 20 May 2010, 20:48, archived)
#


:O
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Thu 20 May 2010, 22:38, archived)
# FUCK GOD
what has he ever done for me
(I helped save b3ta! rollingcabbage is still alive, Fri 21 May 2010, 0:05, archived)