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# b3ta newsletter subjectline compo
type a funny
and win no money
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:51, archived)
# Mortal Wombat
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:53, archived)
# Needs more Mortal Wombat
(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)
# [b3ta]
more less
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:00, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:17, archived)
# You've got him
/see /Talk
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# EU leaders agree European bail out
for this b3ta mail out
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
# CHINA IN YOUR HANDS RENAMED EUROPE IN CHINA'S HANDS. CAROL DECKER MOANS THAT "IT DOESN'T SCAN".
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:54, archived)
# Carol Decker can moan in my hands any time
or somesuch
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:55, archived)
# Girls can ascend to the throne
and shit like everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:55, archived)
# B3ta: +1'd by God
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# WIN YOUR CHOICE OF A THERMAL IMAGING CAMERA OR A CHOCOLATE TEAPOT
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# CAMPING OUTSIDE ST PAULS: GRAHAM NORTON ARRESTED
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
#
Saddam's bum fails to sell news
(I helped save b3ta! maggenspies mayhaps, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:57, archived)
# bramble: "sex charges are a thorny issue"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Thermal imaging cameras show no canon in St. Paul's Cathedral
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 14:58, archived)
# Lens of Truth B3ta V 4chan comparison pics inside
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:01, archived)
# i'm shit at witty one liners, so.......
let off some steam, bennett
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:01, archived)
# A greek, a german and a portuguese go into a bar
the german pays

/satire
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:03, archived)
# someone said "If you shave it off, it grows back thicker". I cant wait to see my new cock
(I helped save b3ta! Saner, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)
# b3ta newsletter subjectline compo
The only post on the main board without a pic that won't get you raped by nazis'
(I helped save b3ta! dazbrilliantwhites has been meaning to change this..., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)
# nah the nazis don't rape the newsletter thread itself, either
or the polls for qotw and the image challenge

i don't think that's down to any fundamental flexibility in the nazis, mind you, i think it's because rob once replied to one of the hundreds* of people shouting "PIC OR GTFO" at him with something like "you've no idea how funny this joke still is". evidently they understand sarcasm and since it was rob saying it (and they all worship him, of course, as we all do) they quit.


* not hundreds
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:36, archived)
# DO NOT QUESTION ZE FUHRER!
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:56, archived)
# Not been watching the news this week? All you need to know is right here.
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:06, archived)
# WOMEN ON THRONE COMPLAIN ABOUT MAN LEAVING SEAT UP
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)
# #OCCUPY B3TA
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:07, archived)
# Dale Farm evictees heading for St Pauls
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)
# TWITTERING MONG AND SPAZ UNTIL ITS FUNNY AGAIN
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:08, archived)
# Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
# Next week, watch out for the fucking cunt flood of Xmas shite in the shops.
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
# BUTTPLUGS: SOMETHING FOR THE WEAK END
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:09, archived)
# If you're a regular Gary, then yes
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
# not me personally, no
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Tesco Value Newsletter
(I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
# IT'S WAR!
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
# SORTING THE BAGPUSS OF WIN FROM THE TIGER OF MEH
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:10, archived)
# BRAMBLE FACES SEXUAL ASSAULT CHARGE
Judge brands him a "dirty old man"
(I helped save b3ta! h3donist tryin' to play me out as if my name is Sega.., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:11, archived)
# Diwali the festival of spicy snacks in office. Workers from Bradford, your effnic food is yum.
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# TAKE IT TO QOTW, FUCKO
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# "Racist LOLS."
(Kitty Fantastico "Dwarf, Anorexic and In a Fight ", Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# One week only - don your nan's favourite cardi and insult some coloureds
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:15, archived)
# "Well I've got nothing against 'em BUT..."
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:44, archived)
# SETTING FIRE TO TENTS TO CONFUSE NEWSPAPERS AND PROTESTERS
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# WHOOOOAAAAAH CAMOUFLAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:12, archived)
# Legless is new Libyan leader
bombs QOTW.
(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# Why? Doesn't mention grandparents does it.
QOTW would be the wrong place for it you Berk.

And if you are upset by a person saying food is good then you're a tit.

Noodles,Mmmm ... Sushii fucking lovely ... Kimchi makes Korea great.
Hold on I got hours of Thai food praise.
I let you know when I get out of the Asian food section. This could take a while. I love THEIR food. THOSE Asian people know how to cook. I'd love to marry one of THOSE Japanese.
Mind you THOSE Caribbean People - Fucking hell, I'm glad ONE of THOSE people do not live next door to me. I'd be round there every-other weekend for dinner. More Curry Goat Waxdart? Yes please kind neighbour Caribbean Dave, as I've never called him.

Offended? By that? Really? Good! You small world balloon headed shit bag. :) friday fun.
(waxdart hello., Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:38, archived)
# Shove it up yer cunt
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:14, archived)
# If you think Oil is expensive.....wait till you see what Greece costs
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:19, archived)
# woman to be king
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:20, archived)
# Comedy account only funny the first time and is now increasingly tedious shocker
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:21, archived)
# Mortal Wombat
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:22, archived)
# Why is it always pissing my mind in your posts?
www.b3ta.com/board/10586091
www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post1118358
(I helped save b3ta! Photoshop Bitch 2014 edition, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# Ramming into your inbox, this newsletter is gonna blow your mind
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# OU EST LE TABAK? LE TABAK EST DANS LE COMMISSARIAT DE POLICE
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:23, archived)
# Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! thecrapgatsby isn't listening LALALALALALA, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:29, archived)
# politcal correctness gorn mad: all lesbian shortlist drawn up for new monarch
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# EU owes everyone in China €1000
(Maels, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:24, archived)
# CANON IN JIM-JAMS AFTER FLIM-FLAM OVER WIG-WAMS
(I helped save b3ta! dogbomb, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:27, archived)
# 78,670,238,886th PERSON ALIVE AFFAIR WITH 79,229,829,600th. 78,991,131,012th PERSON ALIVE OUTRAGED.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:31, archived)
# ALL YOUR MONEY ARE BELONG TO US
Haven't worked out if it applies to the fat-cats or the Chinese.
Possibly the Chinese fat-cats. Fat Chinese cats would just be silly.
(I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:39, archived)
# deep fried sausages are tasty.
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:41, archived)
# we're all in this together, apart from company directors who are spunking their 50% payrise up the wall.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 28 Oct 2011, 15:45, archived)