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# The B3ta Art Auction 2012 starts here

Good afternoon ladles and jellyspoons it is my great burden to announce the kicking off of the Great B3ta Art Auction #2 which
will take place at this years London Bash. For those that missed last year we basically got a load of B3ta artists to donate artwork
which people threw money at both at the Bash itself and also via the amazing technology of Gaz Mail bidding.
We'll be doing the same again this year with all money going to The Cats Survival Trust for the continued upkeep of
Nina the B3ta Snow Leopard and all her fuzzy friends.

CONTRIBUTE
The more art we have to auction off the merrier so if you would like to contribute something (digital/real 2d/3d)
please get in touch with me and I'll explain what's involved.
ALSO - IF YOU OWN A PRINT FIRM (ideally in London) WHO CAN TURN DIGITAL SUBMISSIONS IN TO ACTUAL PRINTS
THAT WOULD BE FUCKING ACE AND AS GOOD AS DONATING AN ORIGINAL GLASS COCK TROPHY

REQUEST
If you have a request for something B3taish you've always wanted to own (a print of one of P69's toothy beasties
an original JJ strip one of Clay's masks a terrifying atomic nazi sex picture a stunning mofaha filtad print or some of
Moggy's finger blood) please suggest it as a reply and maybe Jim'll fix it.

To avoid over spamming the board this thread will update as the time progresses/art gets added so bookmark it and pop back every now and then to see what's on offer.

Chee-arse.

UPDATE!
First tentative donations (not set in stone yet printers can let people down you know!)
1. Some of the amazing poster work from the lovely Wildyles
2. Some of the exquisitely crafted sculptures from Clay
3. A Furtive emblazoned blanket YES A B3TA BLANKET!! from Smash Monkey
4. A pervy picture from Paul P
5. Some Prodigy69 stuff - requests taken
6. Something from Sundae Lunch - requests taken
7. Some Jahled prints
8. Some crap from me - requests taken
9. some pixels from Mu
10.a beautiful painting by Cockweasle
11.something from Drimble
12.Dixon's Pance!
13.An Andrew McDavies by Thor
14.Twisted Omentum Arts
15.Captain Howdy draws
16.Nina prints
17.Possibly your dinner cooked by a proper chef!
18.Eclectech arts
19.Sexy CG lady prints from Taters
20.manic arts
21.A dotmund commission
22.EMV Sock monkeys!
23.A Willmot draw
24.An Eagle in your mind canvas
25.A Rev Jesse painting
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:33, archived)
# Filtad? FILTAAAAD???????
Hahah but thanks for the mention. We're going to Philly in a few minutes but I'll be in touch later about contributing :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)
# plenty of time fella, cheers
have fun in the soft cheese
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)
# I'm sure he mean 'rendered', but it was a typo
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Haha!
Lovely!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 14:03, archived)
# I'd like one of your finest jellyspoons!
I've a load of oak framed Nina prints and sorting out some more stuff. I may (as he owe me big time) be able to get one of Gordan Ramsey's chefs to come round to someone's house (if they're in London) and cook for them.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:38, archived)
# well, i've got some "art"
but it's modelling clay hedgehogs and a rther lovely paint-by-numbers tiger. i could probably knock up a furtive blanket, i suppose
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:39, archived)
# a blanket?! that'd be awesome :D
hand made b3ta pillow cases too!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# it'll be a knitted patchwork blanket in black and white
and, as it's knitted, pillowcases wouldn't be a good idea
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:42, archived)
# I'm game, but not entirely sure what to offer in the way of artwork.
What kind of things were up for grabs, last year?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:41, archived)
# here's last years
www.b3ta.com/board/archive/39603/
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:44, archived)
# Ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# A bid of THIRTY QUID for a CDC? :O
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:45, archived)
# it was the first one ever drawn by rob at primary school
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:47, archived)
# I was 25 before I drew my first penis.
trufax :D
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:54, archived)
# did you trace it?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:09, archived)
# Ah cool
I'm up for getting some prints done if you want
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:50, archived)
# Even though the prospect
of getting no bids is terrifying, I have a couple of prints framed up ready and can probably do the same with any of my stuff by request.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:55, archived)
# i'm pretty damn sure you'll get plenty of bids
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:01, archived)
# I'm going with the theory
that the frames are worth a couple of quid at least!
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
# arf!
i'm just wondering who'd want a double bed-sized wooly blanket with a bear on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:07, archived)
# In these days of everything
seeming to be coming from the same factory in China, then I think a lot of people would like something unique like that. Including me.
(I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)
# i'm hoping to post a pic soon of my most recent one, but the person it's for is a b3tan
and hasn't bothered to come get it yet
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)
# I'm just wondering who WOULDN'T want a double bed-sized wooly blanket with a bear on it!
(I helped save b3ta! Van Da Graph is sufferng wth an intermttent 'i' key, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:52, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:00, archived)
# bill bailey's looking surprised there
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:06, archived)
# The tea and coffee making faciAAAAAAGHHHH
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:13, archived)
# pfff
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:15, archived)
# Best part of surprise buttsex is the surprise.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:17, archived)
# well, obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:31, archived)
# I'll donate an arty fallen angel pic print (not framed)
it's 12 x 18 inches

Linked due to bewbs

it's here www.flickr.com/photos/paul_powers/5641897340/in/photostream

Where do I send it
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 16:59, archived)
# That's all the kinds of lovely:O
If we do what we did last year then once the person has paid to the CST paypal account you just send it to the winner.
I was blown away last year, some lots went into the hundreds of squids!
The advantage is we have some rich.famous lurkers. :P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:04, archived)
# you'd need to get Terry to actually set up Paypal first
last year we wrote cheques/dropped the cash off ourselves
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:05, archived)
# Ah!
Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaames!!!:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:06, archived)
# I C
no worries I'll tube it up and wait
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:10, archived)
# Can we set up some sort of justgiving account?
Then it can be gift-aided as well (although you might already have something in the pipeline).
(I helped save b3ta! Ghoti Fingers, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:10, archived)
# fuck, that's good
but if i bid on it, i'd look a bit lezzy
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:13, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:15, archived)
# also, i'm very sure it'll be out of my price range in no time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:25, archived)
# I'm doing a what now?


whoever is doing this let me know wtf I've to do in a gaz..ta

potato people, teef, sock, whatever...
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:13, archived)
# Just picked some random but well known B3ta arts out of the air that I know people would like to own.
it's not an actual demand/bribe/threat/request, but we'd love to have you onboard if it's in any way possible.

*EDIT - Cheers chap, gaz me with whatever you can offer, that as a print, even as a digital file for the winner to print would be fucking awesome :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:16, archived)
# ok cool


*wanders off*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:23, archived)
# I would personally put an opening bid in of £40 for a Proj original!:D
(£50 if it was a sock Nina cat). TBH I think I'd be out bid though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:19, archived)
# I'll knock up something with some pixels in it, if you like.
I'd imagine it would need to be properly printed though, I'd have no idea how to get that sorted.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:20, archived)
# What ^he said
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:25, archived)
# Leave the printing to me if you want
I can sort that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:31, archived)
# I've added a thing in the description. If we can get a service for all the artists who can only supply digital that would be ace
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
# Just for the thing above, I'll take requests.
Not that there'll be any, but still, willingness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Awesome, what kinda sizes we looking at?
I can do big AND small.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:33, archived)
# I've heard that:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:34, archived)
# but mostly small, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:36, archived)
# No more dragons for you missy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:38, archived)
# hahahaha
small, as in exquisite jewelled eggs
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)
# Given I should imagine it will end up on someone's wall
A4, 15" x 10" something like that
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:41, archived)
# I can do A4, what resolution?
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:42, archived)
# 300Dpi A4 is good
it's decent quality on A4 and doable on A3
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:32, archived)
# shit, i better get started on Passport applications. I just have to have a Pervy Pic of Paul P :D :D
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:35, archived)
# You will be able to bid via Gaz, so add the cost of airfare to your highest bid ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:39, archived)
# it's linked up there
but I also have this img847.imageshack.us/img847/7015/dsc02352j.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Nicely!

I wonder if anyone would be interested in a print of a photo I did?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:40, archived)
# Have you been scanning your cock again?:O
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:47, archived)
# Don't be silly
He said a photograph of his penis
(I helped save b3ta! Paul_P http://www.Paul-hub.com, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 17:49, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ofl_UP3apM
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:03, archived)
# For the highest bidder!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:16, archived)
# i have no arts so have these :D
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:53, archived)
#
(herman:D, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:53, archived)
# hahah
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:19, archived)
# I'll throw in a pair of Red Y fronts.
Unused, if preferred
(I helped save b3ta! Richard Shitheels, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 18:58, archived)
# Dibs on those
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)
# i shall do something and let you know when it's done
so put me down for something.

expect it to be andrew mcdavies based.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:14, archived)
# apologies - have just seen this
any art I have ever done - take it auction it get a price
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 19:18, archived)
# cor, if I wasn't shit I'd give you something
and a picture

arf

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 20:03, archived)
# I have a 30 x 20 inch printed poster of a scribbled highland cow...
... on a photo landscape. Ordered one, got two. Happy to donate that*. Happy to take a request or two as well if it's of use - have a fair amount printable quality.

*it strikes me that I will need to find it, but I'm sure it didn't get chucked out, so should manage that before May
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 11 Feb 2012, 22:05, archived)
# I'll be watching/lurking
Last year I won a splendid piccy from The Magic of Chutney: www.reflected-loaf.co.uk/053.htm

It was wonderfully printed, framed and signed by the fella herself. Every time I look at it I smile.

So come on good people, supply the arts and if you're rubbish at doing them just bid to win something.

I'll be hiding in your kitchen cupboard watching the auction.
(I helped save b3ta! Fr_Jerry_McGwier looked over both shoulders at, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 12:39, archived)
# I have some art, if you'd like some from me
I have material from the Star Wars Photoshopping Project and The M*A*S*H 4007 collection prepared for print, or will happily donate an item off my wall:
www.bloggerheads.com/star_wars/
www.bloggerheads.com/photoshopping/photoshopping_4007.htm
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Sun 12 Feb 2012, 21:40, archived)
# Hey Toasty
For those who live miles and miles away, can we join in?

Id like to bid/donate but cant make it to the bash as im on the other side of the world.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Mon 13 Feb 2012, 6:06, archived)
# yes fella, I'll be handling gaz mail bids, same as last year :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 7:59, archived)
# Thanks
Ill save me pennies.
(I helped save b3ta! jakedamusss I understand, and dont care., Wed 15 Feb 2012, 1:35, archived)
# I will donate something.
I have no idea what yet. I may actually say I will do a specially commissioned drawing for the highest bidder, how bout that?
(I helped save b3ta! dotmund .co.uk, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 8:23, archived)
# I already mentioned it to RG
but I'll bring along a couple of sock monkeys again and probably some other bits I found in an old cupboard
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 9:54, archived)
# I draw pictures.
e.g.

I'm not a big name round these parts so not sure there'd be a market, but someone could have one if they want.
(I helped save b3ta! Willmot laid a scotch egg, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:22, archived)
#

Deri Air stewardess Shelly Beech (the blonde on left, will include bag with accessories - will update this picture when she's finished - - in 2-5 days )
(I helped save b3ta! Clay hopes this bit is long enough to promote my websi, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 10:57, archived)
# This year I may hold off on the arts
and go for Dixon's Pance.

I am still waiting on a prize from last year *sniff*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 14:31, archived)
# what never turned up from who?
lost in transit?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:34, archived)
# I have recently started a thing where I put some of my stuffs on canvases.
So I'll happily chuck one of them in for the cause. I haven't decided who it is or what size (A1 or A2, I'd have thought) yet, but I'll let you know as and when.

One of the ones like this and that and what have you.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 15:18, archived)
# If you can lean on Wildyles...
A poster of the periodic sweetshop would be high on the desirable list...
i know I could just buy it off the website, but that would be too much like hard work!
(oh, and if he was doing cards of venn diagrams for Bears, posters of movies etc etc I'd be bidding!)

EDIT: and how about some of the talented bastards like your goodself Mr Toast offering to do a portrait in your characteristic style?
(I helped save b3ta! da5id <YOUR SIG HERE>, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 16:26, archived)
# I will indeed be doing portraits at the event :)
and I shall make sure Wildyles sees this request

ta
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:11, archived)
# Ah I have one of them printed at A2 somewhere in a tube will fish it out!
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Mon 13 Feb 2012, 20:24, archived)