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# Challenge ideas welcome
Add yours to these from the ideas archive:

* Celebrity Race Reversal (rob) It don't matter if your black or white. Whoohoo!
* Regrettable special offers
* I vant to bite your neck - new creatures of the night.
* invent the dullest games and sports on earth (via dognutz)
* Film product placements we'd like to see (via antonye)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:41, archived)
# how about...
...the worst use for hair?
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)
# No paint program, why dont you
donwload photoshop from kazza
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:48, archived)
# cos its norty
and I am a paragon of virtue



(plus I am going to a LAN tonight, and should be able to fulfil my software needs...)
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# I'd like
'Animals shopped out of fruit'

and Number 6 suggested "The most unusual way to get fired from your job"
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)
# spooky mindpiss :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)
# oooh yes!
Shows what a good idea it must be!
(I helped save b3ta! barnesy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Did you know this will be competition #100?
uh...

-Scenes from the history of b3ta
-When memes go bad
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)
# What if b3ta made..............


Last time I'm suggesting this now
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Or
you could expand that to just "What if....."

Like what if we'd evolved from badgers instead of chimps, or what if we'd become the 51st state of the US, or what if there was no b3ta, how would we spen our time?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)
# I'd
love to be evolved from a badger
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Love?
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)
# to
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Ooooooooh.
How would you dominate the world?

Extreme sports made harder (Or normal sports made x-treme)

House of the Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuture!
(I helped save b3ta! Equus is still lurking, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)
# Hmmm
I like the normal sports made extreme - kind of like extreme ironing - though ironing isn't strictly a sport. Though it is now i guess. Arghhhh
(Flower has a new job!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)
# The challenge is to
Create the most excellant stallion ever
(captainskace, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:42, archived)
# So trev won't be featuring then?
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)
# that will make for an
exciting week won't it.
Wow
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)
# go
away
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)
# /pedant
excellent.

(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)
# .
pendant
:)
(I helped save b3ta! e.parsley, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)
# draw an antelope
photoshop dick van dyke
create a new way of travel
"how to destroy the world"
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:43, archived)
# I think travel
and the end of the world have been done.

I'm all for Van Dyke though.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:43, archived)
# dick van dyke
i heartily concur
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)
# sunners!!!!
you're back, from outer space....

did you 'would' anyone on your travels and did you get a sunshine tan or didn't mummy and daddy let you out without sunblock?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:45, archived)
# i didn't go out in the sun
don't like sun me, surprisingly, but it's too hot

but i am tanned from swimming
how's bearcub?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)
# not a great sol lover meself
tbc is great, coming on leaps and bounds weighs 7lbs 3oz and has just got his degree in quantum physics
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)
# oooh splendid
soon he can support me
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)
# thanks
alot ;)
(I helped save b3ta! 5olly, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:15, archived)
# can we have an old skool photoshop this! one
not sure what, but i'm sure someone'll have an idea...
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:43, archived)
# I loved the old school template photoshop challenges.
rob's 'it don't matter if your black or white would be good for that!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:45, archived)
# Make your own
theme park
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)
# "b3ta on dialup" a slowass guide
(m4tt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)
# what about
if our world leaders or MPs were animals or part animal or even insects or birds or dinosaurs or or oar
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)
# Bionic implants...

Stuff NASA found on the moon but never told us about
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)
# if aliens stumbled across tv footage to learn our ways,
what would they look like/ act like when they visited?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)
# at least this leads to thousands of possibilities.
doesn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:55, archived)
# perhaps not.
well, it was a good idea in my head
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:58, archived)
# OOh!!
how about
"Sod's Law"

where you shop sod's law
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:44, archived)
# ooh yes!!!
the law where if anything can happen, will happen, like you go for a walk over a strange rickety bridge. and what happens?

your house burns down along with your entire porn stash while your out.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)
# you smoke porn?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)
# yep,
saves clogging up the hard drive.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:54, archived)
# use a tissue like everyone else
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:59, archived)
# Or a bucket
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)
# tried that
needed emptying 3 times a day.

*cough*
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:08, archived)
# bathtub?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:12, archived)
# After the revolution.

Animal sports.

BADGER!

When plans go wrong.......
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:45, archived)
# *fzzzzz spttttsssszzzz cracklezzzzzz*
droid 4864 this is droid 3234 calling did you get collective order b3ta225671188/712adfg to go demob crazy?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)
# 'Monkey Extravaganza'
'Animal Sports Stars'
'Behind the scenes'
'Secret Hideouts'
'The Bottom of the Ocean'
'Nature Vs Industry'
(el_pollo_diablo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:45, archived)
# A question....
Here's a question I caught myself thinking for some bizzare reason last night in the supermarket.

Who is more smiley? Smiley Kylie Minogue or Carol Smiley?
(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)
# you
should have stuck your head in the frozen silly chicken freezer to get rid mof such unwholesome thoughts you naughty hamster you
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:48, archived)
# Its....
Bloody Sky TV selling sattelite in the shops with their 10ft tall tv/pop celebrity cutouts again....

How about..."101 uses for a gigantic cardboard Kylie?"
(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)
# for some reason
all the giant Lara Crofts on the bill boards are gitting nicked round our way.
(Flower has a new job!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)
# smiley smilely carol smiley
shes's the smileist person around.

Also one fo the most pregnant, sharing the title with Davina McCall. they are both constantly pregnant.
(Flower has a new job!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)
# (*Bizzare mental image*)
Davina McCall's horde of Adrenalin (infused in the womb) driven Kids....
(Mr Joe Bangles, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:02, archived)
# what's in Gods waste bin?
animal vegetable/fruit hybrids

what I did on my holidays

how we used to live

b3ta zoo
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)
# holidays
thats a good one shaggy.
(m4tt, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:48, archived)
# I like the idea of a b3ta zoo.
but think of the repost-a-rama.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:48, archived)
# I
would refrain ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)
# Animals with jobs
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)
# Jam
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:46, archived)
# ...
old skool - the muppets
new safety devices
1001 uses for a paperclip
(I helped save b3ta! raw-edge, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)
# 1001 uses for a paperclip?!
I can think of 5!
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)
# *this is another fine mess youve gotten us into*
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)
# * Films in three frames or less
* Rubbish birthday presents
* If women ruled the world (yet again ...)

(I helped save b3ta! 0% Interest Expand Reply Retweet Favorite More, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:47, archived)
# Failed inventions
or the worlds most useless innovation
(BeAst - did it wrong on:, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:49, archived)
# Portraits
of trolls
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)
# .
*photoshop a famous album cover
*photoshop food
*photoshop David Bowie
*a day at the circus
*photoshop microscopic things
*photoshop grubs and worms
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:50, archived)
# phptoshop photoshop
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:52, archived)
# b3ta record shop
alternative album covers?
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:55, archived)
# been
done :)
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:56, archived)
# oh
bugger
(I helped save b3ta! GTA, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:57, archived)
# i don't think it has
"a cd that would never sell" is the closest.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)
# oh yes, sorry, my er er
memory isn't what it used to be
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:05, archived)
# How about:
What do aliens look like?
The definition of happiness.
Your ideal home.
(I helped save b3ta! Razor What the fuck - a sig?, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)
# Photoshop Bob Holness!
Hooray!
Or perhaps some other Bob related goodness



[EDIT: How about something a bit more general - photoshop a cult TV presenter?]
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)
# How about
Mythical creatures?
(NMcCoy, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:51, archived)
# I like the muppets idea...
...but then I would
(I helped save b3ta! .90Nz0., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Catchphrase
"say what you see"
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:53, archived)
# Hey! Here's some ideas!!
If ......... is wrong, I don't want to be right.

If the Victorians invented....

Its Baboon time!

If the world was run by magic!

(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:56, archived)
# where what why who when?
how about spot the kitten competitititions?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:00, archived)
# Images that never made it to b3ta
I know i have a load of images that are not quite right.. or in bad taste.
(I helped save b3ta! Thickey, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 9:59, archived)
# But if they don't make it to b3ta
how will they be in the b3ta compo?
(1, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:06, archived)
# *when retro-fashion doesn't work*
*celebrities in real jobs - what would they be skilled at?
*what is food really made of?
*what would a b3tan car look like?
*buildings made from food
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:04, archived)
# buildings made of food would be good
.. or a world made of food for a bit more variety.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:07, archived)
# clever sod, you're right
if the world was made of food
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:09, archived)
# what's food really made of?
(Canazza is mostly listening to Yes, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:09, archived)
# eek
and urgh!
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)
# Adam Hart Davis
vs

THE WORLD!

Bring it on!
(I helped save b3ta! The Boy T, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:10, archived)
# The world
doesn't really stand a chance there now does it.
(I helped save b3ta! LP, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:40, archived)
# The bastard hybrid children
of two seperate animals.
(Kimbo, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:13, archived)
# Trolls
!
(I helped save b3ta! lemonhead, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:20, archived)
# Something
along the theme of:

"Shtop! It is not ready!"
(I helped save b3ta! Fudgebags will wear you like a glove, Fri 1 Aug 2003, 10:30, archived)