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# Threaduse!
Game of footy, b3ta versus whoever we can find to play us. Raise some cash. Anyone interested
?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:40, archived)
# possibly
we could play Popbitch

[edit] Yeah, put my name down
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)
# those crack addled whores wouldn't be able to find 11 people healthy enough
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)
# whereas we're all
fitness freaks who don't spend too much time in front of computers?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# well i am
i don't know about you.

(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# And the time
not spent in front of our computers isn't spent drinking either...
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# And kick them...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)
# That's the kind of thing!
Maybe fark and worth1000 too, if they've got enough able bodied individuals.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Aren't they both mainly American?
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)
# i'll dust my boots off
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)
# i read that as
'boobs'
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)
# i
dont like football
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)
# football? let me think....





no.
(I helped save b3ta! pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:41, archived)
# we could always be the drunken supporters though,
not that I care much for footy, but I do like being drunken
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)
# cheerleader outfits?
*offers to shake pom-poms
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# I'll hold you to that.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# ooh yes
I'd look lovely in a little skirt, with my hairy legs out, for all the world to see, oh yes, lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:07, archived)
# Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:09, archived)
# Aye, sounds good.
Where and when?
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)
# Tell you what
anyone interested e-mail me (address in profile) and I'll start making a list of who's interested, and e-mailing some possible opponents. It would probably be in London I think, for conveniances sake, but we could combine it with a bash/drinking binge.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:43, archived)
# i would
but i'm shit.

i'll do some celebrity ass kicking to raise money, you just need to provide the celebs.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:42, archived)
# i'm alright in goal / defence.
though i probs wont be able to get there. when abouts you thinking of playing?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:44, archived)
# Maybe the weekend of the haloween bash?
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# Footy?
You mean under-the-table shenanigans?
Kinky!
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# I've always considered it to be a core b3ta brand value
to fucking hate football
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:45, archived)
# How about Table Football ?
Or Blow Football ?

Or Pong ?
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# sport is for thickos
fact
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# so sport is designated for thickos...
by whom exactly?
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# marketing teams
and perverts.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# here here
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# they only promote it at school
cos most of the kids that are good at it, aren't going to be good at anything else, for the rest of their lives
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# and lets not forget
it's against the law for schools not to make schoolkids do sport
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:51, archived)
# Sport sport
Masculine sport
Equips a young man for society
Da-di-da-di Jolly good sport. (unsure of lyric here)
It's an odd boy that doesn't like sport


/bonzo
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:53, archived)
# I love that song
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)
# thought you
might
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# Does PONG count...
as a sport ?
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# unless it's the world cup.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# I can see peoples problem with the professional game
but it's just running round looking silly and falling over, for a good cause too.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# I'm with you
there, shit game.
For big girly gayboys apparently.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:48, archived)
# Nancyboy poofter poets
the lot of 'em
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)
# Every
single one of them...even Darts players.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Insufficiently explicit.
Please amend to "fucking hate all sports, whether as player or as spectator."
(I helped save b3ta! Cassidy : Vissi d'arte, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:52, archived)
# even the olympics?
shame on you
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:54, archived)
# athletics is so dull
Kabaddi was the only decent TV sport, bring it back I say
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# and sumo

thats a real sport.

and scrap heap challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# yes
sumo makes good telly.
If you are going to include Scrap Heap, then I think one can't overlook the sporting occasion that is the Robot Wars Grand Final
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)
# indeed
and as a newcomer into the foray, i will also suggest full metal challenge.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Dont forget topless darts.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# Personnally
I've always thought Topless Space Hopper Racing would be ace..if a little taxing on the norks
(I helped save b3ta! Lynxkitten, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:27, archived)
# I love you.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:34, archived)
# I saw
some beach volleyball coverage the other day. if they'd focussed more on the crowd it would have been better.
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# but if Beach Volley ball is a proper sport
they should Introduce the French Cricket test match as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:06, archived)
# in my opinion
and for traditional values

i think they should still do the olympics in the nude
not for comedy value - no, never
(I helped save b3ta! Red wine and cheese., Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# hehe
that'd be great.
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:59, archived)
# core b3tan values?
Gosh, we have values?


I'm indifferent about football. It means nothing to me.

Table football ROCKS BELLS though. I love that.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# Tablefootball kicks arse.
I'll give you a game sometime.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:04, archived)
# sounds like a laff
raise cash for...charity?
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# Well
insofar as the server fund is a charity.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# he he
Makes sense. It would be embarrassing to present a huge cheque for 50p to cancer research ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# yes me
I will play and I will fall over
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:46, archived)
# I'm
in

*edit London , fuck that I'm out
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:47, archived)
# Well, it depends.
If the 11 I get together is mostly from the North, we'd do it in Manchester, provided we can find someone to play.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:49, archived)
# well
count me in for now then and we'll see whats what
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:50, archived)
# I could do a northern thing:)
(I helped save b3ta! Danblez, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:55, archived)
# Manchester would be ideal for me.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:57, archived)
# I'd
love to. Although a northern type venue would suit me better.
(I helped save b3ta! pagram, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:56, archived)
# North is looking good
from the responses so far.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:00, archived)
# that's coz
"They love their footie up there, they really do!"
(jakeohoho, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:15, archived)
# Im up for that.
left footed midfielder.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 10:58, archived)
# Good man.
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)
# Will play
But I am unfit and pretty shit at football.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)
# That's the spirit!
(I helped save b3ta! supermoore: HUNG, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:01, archived)
# I'll play.
Left midfield/defense.
London I can do.

Also Table-football, I am fucking good at. Played for college. See those tricks in the news letter. That was me*


* not 100% of fact
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Mon 1 Sep 2003, 11:03, archived)