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# Hi there
(3vilToast, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 14:52, archived)
# ahahahahaha!
So it isn't photoshopping after all!

Marvel-arse

EDIT: Best first post ever!

Congrats on a well earned front page!
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 14:53, archived)
# tis a flabulous first post fo sho
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 14:59, archived)
# Well
this is a truly impressive profile -
"Evil Toast was Taken
a member for 6 days, 8 hours, 32 minutes and 56 seconds
has posted 1 messages
of which 1 have appeared on the front page.
has posted 0 answers"

This calls for a celebration.
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:08, archived)
# Blimey, that's impressive
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:11, archived)
# fantastic! now that`s great justice :D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:13, archived)
# Let's see
if he/she can keep up that 100% score*

*is not jealous **

** maybe so
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:22, archived)
# nope!
^^
(3vilToast, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 19:30, archived)
# Partly agree...
... an excellent first post.

BUT, sheep is still the one to beat for best first post, IMHO.
(nordicapollo, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 16:06, archived)
# that
is forking fantastic! more kittenlipping!
super first post tiem!
(I helped save b3ta! halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 14:53, archived)
# the correct phrase is de-lippinating
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 22 Feb 2005, 14:53, archived)
# perfect first post
welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 14:53, archived)
# I heartily endorse the above sentiment.
Edit: Wow! A first post front page! It's all downhill from here for EvilToast!
(I helped save b3ta! Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 14:54, archived)
# I heartily endorse the above sentiment
that hearily endorses the sentiment above that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 14:57, archived)
# I heartedly endorse pornography and beer
but the above sentiment's pretty good too.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 22 Feb 2005, 14:58, archived)
# What he said
only bigger
(monkeypaws maybe I shouldn't..... Oh fuck, too late, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 16:56, archived)
# I brainily endorse
this endorsement. And congrats on your Front Page.
(I helped save b3ta! charliedontsurf, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:02, archived)
# hahahaha
edit: 1st post too - make that a woo yay then too
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 22 Feb 2005, 14:53, archived)
# hooray for genetically modified cats
(I helped save b3ta! mutated monty, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 14:54, archived)
# Oooh, that's rather good,
especially for a bandwaggon
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 14:56, archived)
# It looks like Marge Simpsons hair...
Terrifying...
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:07, archived)
# thats quite horrendously woo
well done, afirst post to be massively proud of. Now do more.
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 22 Feb 2005, 14:54, archived)
# Hehehehe!
I'd say "pull up a kitten" but it seems you've done that already. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Chrico is a bounder and a cad, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 14:55, archived)
# chris
go on msn you loon i need help to upload an image
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 14:57, archived)
# r u going on, steve?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 14:58, archived)
# asl?
(I helped save b3ta! Spunkmeyer, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:00, archived)
# OMG!!! STFU!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:02, archived)
# sorry
i promise interesting picture in return
(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:08, archived)
# Woo! Splendid!
and welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! tipassoi, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 14:55, archived)
# excellent
and welcome
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 14:56, archived)
# tight my lips... tight my lips
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 14:57, archived)
# *tights Rik's lips*
(I helped save b3ta! vladimir, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:00, archived)
# Did they dub this for England or something?
it's "lip my stockings"!
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:01, archived)
# .. off to question of the week again....
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:03, archived)
# Nope,
still cheek bones...
(I helped save b3ta! RedHouse over yonder, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:04, archived)
# does that gizz your gizzard?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:06, archived)
# Heh heh
superb. Have a woo and a yay, and welcome to b3ta. You'll never leave.

/Edit And that's a throughly worthy fp :)

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:02, archived)
# Have a very badly made
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

Holy crap, FP on your first post. I really hate people with talent.
(Cuddles It's not rape if they're already dead, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:03, archived)
# and all this time
I've been using kitten lippers as eyelash curlers.

such a thicko, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:05, archived)
# W/Y
that is an excellent first post, it'll all be down hill from there!
Welcome, pull up a stoat and make yourself comfortable
(I helped save b3ta! firstinch returns after about 10yrs, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:09, archived)
# Woo Yay!
Institutional kitten lippers as used by

(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 15:16, archived)
# yay!
have an ancient pearoast!
(Sir Cosmo Bonsor, Thu 24 Feb 2005, 13:29, archived)
# that's horrible
.... love it!
(Hazhar, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 17:01, archived)
# haha!
splendid... you must have been lurking a while to have b3ta so spot-on!

something that may be useful to you - it's quite a large file for what it is, and it doesn't appear to be caching on your web server so the front page hits will probably be hammering your bandwidth... compressing the jpg will help, but you probably want to try and let the image cache too (that depends on your web server, but i suspect it's not caching because of the way you're linking to it with some kind of query)

here you go...
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/kittenlippercompressed.jpg
52kb instead of 147kb... nicer for your bandwidth and for the dial-uppers :)

help about optimising graphics here...
lemony.co.uk/optimisation.htm
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 18:33, archived)
# just a moment...
thought i was actually linking to a compressed image... my mistake... correcting...

edit: corrected! thx for the heads up, and i am now using your (properly) compressed image, on my host of course ^^;;
(3vilToast, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 18:54, archived)
# yay!
top notch, it's not reloading each time now either... your web server should be breathing a sigh of relief :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 19:24, archived)
# woo!
lovely teeth :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 18:35, archived)
# Wow...
...I am awestruck... well done you!!
(yourfairyking, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 20:02, archived)
# oh my cod...
It looks like Burnley FC manager, Steve Cotterill!
(The Squid, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 20:08, archived)
# YES!
 
woo, yay, and houplah!
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Tue 22 Feb 2005, 20:20, archived)
# I never know what to do with all ...
.. the old lips though?

de-lip the kittens - de-lip them hard!

(dr dolittle, Sat 26 Feb 2005, 13:37, archived)