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# Woo Yay
I've just discovered I'm going to be a Dad! omg. I think the bump or lump quiz may be useful after all. Any name suggestions? (in a b3ta 2003 baby name stylee).
(RootsDoctor, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:01, archived)
# Agamemnon
is the only choice, for a boy or a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:02, archived)
# or
Jeff the God of biscuits...

or

Simon the God of Hairdo's
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:08, archived)
# Gilfrantinor, the destroyer of hedgerows
(I helped save b3ta! munkt0n, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:10, archived)
# remind me
never to let you name our kids if we ever have any!
(I helped save b3ta! jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:11, archived)
# or
Spiderman...
(I helped save b3ta! the_fabulous_dancing_yak You like game? You come see 5punk.co.uk. You like!, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:12, archived)
# I remember a guy on the Big Breakfast a few years ago...
Changed his name to A. Spiderman by deed pole.

When they asked him to prove it by showing an official document, he didn't have a passport or anything, so had to show his UB40. That kind of made sense...

(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:21, archived)
# When
David Beckham called his kid Romeo one of the papers asked other footballers if they'd consider calling their kid after their favourite fictional character. Steve McManaman said he'd call his kid Spiderman. Which has quite a good ring to it - Spiderman McManaman
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:27, archived)
# Cardiff City player Josh Low named his son Joseph
What a turnip!
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:34, archived)
# Spiderman McManaman
is the Best Name Ever. Woo.
(tomsk, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:36, archived)
# or
Guardian at the Gates of Gandor
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:12, archived)
# ahem
P3ta swapper of the potatoes
(Dr Gonzo, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:15, archived)
# Agnes
or Florian.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:03, archived)
# If
I had twins I'd call them Ralf and Florian.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:04, archived)
# ..and if it were quads
Karl and Wolfgang also ?
(I helped save b3ta! hobnobgoblin doesn't come here as often as he'd like to, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:07, archived)
# welcome to hell
no it's great really. Congratulations. I'm also going to be a dad again (in Feb).

Why not call your child The Fear? It'll be the only one in the class.
(I helped save b3ta! thorpe www.voodootrombonequartet.com, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:03, archived)
# congratulations
to the both of ye!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:05, archived)
# because all the
others have run away...
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:06, archived)
# My girlfriend's called Fear
(well it's spelt Fia but pronounced Fear - and yes she is quite scarey)
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:29, archived)
# best name:
mnb098mnb.
simple
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:04, archived)
# Oh and...
my missus is Irish, so any themed names will go down well I'm sure.....Rosheen, Deirmid, Sheamus etc.....
(RootsDoctor, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:05, archived)
# Kieren is
a good name, although all the kierens Ive met have been violent drug addicts, so perhaps not. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Alfie, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:06, archived)
# Wogan?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Craymen, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:07, archived)
# hahahahaha
hehe
(I helped save b3ta! mnb098mnb used to be here, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:14, archived)
# Just found
my neice is going to be Miriam Ruth.
Which is nice, if a bit OT.
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:05, archived)
# Miriam?
And tomsk thinks Agnes is harsh... :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:08, archived)
# Agnes is worser
than Miriam. I have met someone called Miriam who wasn't over 60.
(tomsk, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:34, archived)
# In a few years, you could meet someone called Agnes
who was even younger. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:40, archived)
# nice name
my niece has been named "Ruby" which makes me hungry :)
(I helped save b3ta! curry monster, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:51, archived)
# Germoline
is a lovely name for a girl.
(I helped save b3ta! grifftinfoilhat, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:06, archived)
# Candida?
Lovely name.
Or Anathema, for all those Pratchett/Gaiman fans out there.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:08, archived)
# Clamidia
such a pretty name for a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:13, archived)
# Yes!
Goood, Good, I like Bonjela also!
(RootsDoctor, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:09, archived)
# how about
ostrich?
(I helped save b3ta! spassmonkey, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:07, archived)
# congratulations
call it 'google'
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:09, archived)
# Aubrey if its a boy
and Finella if its a girl.
Congratulations!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:12, archived)
# ooh I like that.
Agnes and Aubrey.

YES.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:13, archived)
# It sounds like a sit-com...
or some sort of cartoony thing.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:16, archived)
# you really
want your kids to get beaten up don't you?
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:31, archived)
# I wish to give them
inner strength and fortitude. :)

Well they're not going to have silly surnames, are they? And apparently odd names give you better opportunities later in jobs and stuff.

/trenchant
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:35, archived)
# wrong
good looks, razor sharp wit and intelligence give you better opportunities later on... silly names just mean people laugh at you, not with you, unless you also have good looks, razor sharp with and intelligence.

pots of cash help too!
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:53, archived)
# I always wanted to call a daughter
Penelope Gwyneth

...

subtle I hope (think about abbreviations), but still further proof that I should never breed ...

[edit] congratulations btw!!!
(I helped save b3ta! nyarlathotep, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:26, archived)
# pen gwyn
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Nick Riviera, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:31, archived)
# Anything normal like Dave
or Claire or Pete, just make sure it doesn't give the little bastards at school any chance to take the piss whatsoever. Your child will thank you for the rest of its life if you follow this simple rule.
Congratulations, by the way, and you too Thorpe.
(tomsk, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:33, archived)
# no they bloody won't
you can have a boring name and still get bullied, but an interesting name will be useful to you the rest of your life.

*hands on hips, glare*
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:38, archived)
# yeah something original like
fifi penelopy or trixi for a boy and labia for a girl
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:45, archived)
# use the countdown technique
Pick 9 random letters of the alphabet, and make the longest name possible.
(I helped save b3ta! Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:37, archived)
# i'd
go with that one!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:44, archived)
# What about
Tharg eater of lost soles, devourer of planets?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:41, archived)
# dammit
i like that one too!
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:45, archived)
# Ive got fern called that
:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:47, archived)
# Orgasmatron
that is all...
(TownDrunk, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:42, archived)
# congratulations!
call it "child process"
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:46, archived)
# Or
:first-child
(tomsk, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:50, archived)
# grnnn
ha!
better close that tag now in case it leaks down the board:
/nerd
(I helped save b3ta! freshlegs, Mon 11 Nov 2002, 12:51, archived)