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# Horror haul from weapons amnesty

For lunch today I'm having two scotch pies and beans, a banana,
two passion fruits, three bottles of Ossian ale.
Then, because I have 5 or 6 weeks off work and can do whatever
I want on my 5 or 6 weeks off work, I'm going fishing on my 5 or 6 weeks off work.
What are you having?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)
# :)
Noodles, a fish finger sandwich, a fish sandwich, some orange flavoured icing and tea, all with NO CHEESE!
(I helped save b3ta! davew27 hevosen kuva!, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)
# That sounds braw!
fishfinger sandwiches are a might tasty
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)
# I also have NO CHEESE !
I did have some Very Runny Stinky Brie, but when I went to have some today I found it crawling with little caterpillars.
Although I was quite impressed with my discovery of lifeforms that grow out of cheese I didn't feel like eating any.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)
# EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(Pachey, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:44, archived)
# To be fair
It was 'proper' unpasteurised Brie,
I bought it on it's sell-by date,
and it had been sat on the kitchen worktop for well over a week.
On the other hand, it was in a sealed container (to keep the smell in) so the beasties definetly grew out of the cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:52, archived)
# They grew out of the cheese?
Double EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
(Pachey, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:53, archived)
# hahaha!
that happened to me once, unpasteurised cheese is the best.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:56, archived)
# It wasn't funny
I REALLY wanted Runny Stinky Brie on water biscuits for my breakfast.
I had to have toast and marmite instead,
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 13:00, archived)
# I'm going to France soon
so I'll be taking back heaps of cheese. It's going to be braw.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 13:06, archived)
# *boak*
that's blimmin orrible!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:44, archived)
# a pirates hat
if i can find one
(I helped save b3ta! Ironman tetsuo Back once again with the renegade mastah!, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Braw!
the scurviest of all hats
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Chips beans & Gravy
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:32, archived)
# Braw!
good combination!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:36, archived)
# Usually it's the acest combo
but today I was a tad liberal with the gravy and it detracted from the taste of the tommy sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:37, archived)
# booo!
a schoolboy error
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Indeed it is

I shall go and beat myself up as a reminder to be less gravily liberal in the future
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:47, archived)
# pouring gravy is dangerous business
pour too little and you don't get sufficient moistness and flavour ... pour to much and you end up with your dilemma.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:56, archived)
# You speak words of great wisdom

However this only is true of the Chips/Beans/Gravy combo...in all other situations there is no meaning to the term "too much gravy"
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 13:01, archived)
# This is true
especially where yorkshire puds / dumplings are concerned. Any excess can be mopped up with tasty bread.
Gravy is woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 13:10, archived)
# I love you and your culinary expertise

bread and gravy...*does a special wee*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 13:12, archived)
# Shirley
you mean brown? red sauce is for gays and girls!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:38, archived)
# No...I mean the tommy sauce that the beans are in

Edit: However I do quite fancy being a gay girl
*eats loads of tommy sauce*
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Phew!
thass ok then


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:45, archived)
# The Puke of Drunes would never have made that mistake
lucky you're not a deputy.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 13:02, archived)
# I assumed he meant
the tommy sauce in which the beans bathe.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Good assumption Ma'am!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:45, archived)
# *struts*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:48, archived)
# Baked Beans
in tomato sauce.
You silly person.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:44, archived)
# I'm sorry
I don't know how lunch works, I'm not qualified


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:46, archived)
# ‘Some elderly whitewash and a silver vesicle!’
Ganymedes Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Hurray!
the pensionerest of paint and shiniest of cavities! Braw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Coffee
Donut
Apple
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Not enough
have a pie with that
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:38, archived)
# the pies here are rubbish
and I have no money.

I shall have another donut instead.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:42, archived)
# eggs
and fags
(I helped save b3ta! mushybees NEBUSHI SHANGHUNG!, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)
# You fool!
you don't have fags with eggs, you're supposed to have toast.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:39, archived)
# A quaver sandwich
Followed by a pimped toffee pop which I have yet to make.
(I helped save b3ta! shovelboy This is bad - Two minutes to Belgium, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)
# cor!
quaver butties are ace, well done!
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Quaver sandwiches are braw
have six of those.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:39, archived)
# 4 cheese sarnies
a choccy bar and a fromage frais.

And tea and fags.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:33, archived)
# Braw!
that's what you had yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:39, archived)
# It IS what he had yesterday
He didn't eat it then ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)
# sssh!
just because you are in shouting distance!

And yesterday's fromage frais was raspberry. Today is peach.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:45, archived)
# you mean
gone off raspberry tastes like peach? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:53, archived)
# correct
apart from the tea.

Tomorrow, more variety I think.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)
# Top facts today Duke
For lunch I am having cold Thai curry with proper tofu in it, cold soba noodles and some not-from-the-tap water.

After which I may make myself a fat-free chocolate banana shake. Yum.
(Pachey, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)
# All is braw apart from the tofu
have some carpet lining instead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)
# My tofu is shit hot
Because I get decent stuff and cook it properly.
(Pachey, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)
# Braw! then
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:54, archived)
# I'm having a sandwich - the type of which has not yet been determined
a packet of seabrookes crisps (unsalted)
a golden kiwi fruit
an apple
and a kitkat chunky peanut butter

all with lashings of tea.

I may also get a haircut
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)
# Braw!
I recommend a chicken sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)
# consider it done
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:44, archived)
# Hurray!
kitkat chunky peanut's are the bestest. The evil bastards at the shop didn't have any today :(
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)
# I'm fully stocked at home
I have 3 multipacks of them :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:42, archived)
# I'm coming to your house
to pillage aaaaaall your kitkats!

A wise move, my friend. *notes*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:47, archived)
# It's lunch of the day!

Congratulations and well done!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 13:03, archived)
# yay - cheers
i got chicken like you said too
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 11 Jul 2006, 13:12, archived)
# toast and sausages washed down with a cold Robinsons peach drink
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:34, archived)
# I godamn love Robinsons peach juice/squash
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:38, archived)
# Braw choice!
you can't go wrong with a lunch like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)
#
a big greasy sausage and egg sarnie from the burger van, a bag of Big Cheese Wheat Crunchies, A Twix, a can of Pepsi, and tea/coffee.
(I helped save b3ta! mugatu, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Cor!
braw lunch! excellent choice of restaurant too!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:41, archived)
# A tortilla wrap, containing beefs, spinach, parmesan, chilli and mayo
With a napple for pudding

Braw lunch Dukie, scotch pies are the best
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Braw!
THey certainly are, I got mine from the local bakers, they're bloody good.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:42, archived)
# Yarrrr
Enjoy your fishing...i hope you have your deputies organised!
(I helped save b3ta! I could eat the scabs off a dead dog That was a brand new hat, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:45, archived)
# oooh
hot and fresh (!?) corned beef and potato pasties from greggs, coke of the diet variety, crisps of the spicy tomato wheat crunchies variety and an apple.

Edit: Ooh, and a haircut too. Baldyyyyyyyyyyyy!
(I helped save b3ta! betpet is the fun in dysfunctional, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Braw
a fine lunh!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)
# fish fingers and chips, tabs and irn bru
(I helped save b3ta! Derek Monte subthread killer: qu'est-ce que c'est, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:35, archived)
# GRand!
you are eating well.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:43, archived)
# more chicken today
this time in a wrap!

I don't even know what a wrap is made of, is it a seafish?

5 or 6 weeks? How did you pull that off. I am going fishing on Sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Who are you and what have you done with Wasp Box?
(Pachey, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Braw!
an wrap is an edible blanket farmed in the south of mexico. Each wrap is carfully carved of the back of a mexican and stuffed with delicious filling of you choice.

I got all that time off because i have heaps of holiday left over and I am a jammy bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:46, archived)
# y' jammy bugger!
I'm having good old cheese and pickle on a brown seeded sub, followed by salt and vinegar square crisps and rounded off with a double decker.
All washed down with cold water cos it's bloody 'ot
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:35, archived)
# Braw!
a good traditional lunch! You should have refreshing Irn Bru instead of water.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:47, archived)
# only if it's flat though
fizzy drinks inflate me, and I do not have the ability to burp.
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:52, archived)
# Cor!
you're just like our feathered friends. You had better not eat bread laced with sodium of carbonate.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Really?
*rethinks tomorrows lunch*
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 13:01, archived)
# Yep.
stay away from those baking power sandwiches or your stomach could explode.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 13:05, archived)
# ham and egg mayo cheesey topped bap
mini cornish pasty

bakewell tart

frusli bar (wild berry)

tea

water.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:36, archived)
# COr!
that sounds like a braw topped bap.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:47, archived)
# G'day !
Haggis
Mashed Swede and Carrot
Colcannon Mashed Tatties
Onion and red Wine Gravies

Washed down with bottles of Deuchars IPA
(because I work nights and can eat and drink whatever the fuck I want, whenever i want !)

Once I'm fully sated I shall take myself off to the pub.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:36, archived)
# one of these days
I'm going to invite myself to lunch at yours.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:38, archived)
# I'm easy to find
Head into Coventry and drive around until you smell something nice cooking.
That'll be me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:48, archived)
# mm, it's even in lunch distance
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 13:08, archived)
# That sounds like a braw lunch!
I migght say awake for five or six weeks so I can make good use of my weeks off.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:49, archived)
# It's best to
Sleep is very over-rated.
Nothing at all happens during it.
Except sometimes when I get chased by Killer Robots.
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:56, archived)
# last nights leftovers.
A big soft bun full of roast chicken and some cold boiled potatoes with mayonaise, black pepper and salt.
For afters i will have a big cup of coffee with some choclate malted-milk biscuits for a-dunkin'.
(phys! The Horror! The Horror!, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:37, archived)
# Sounds braw!
BraW!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:49, archived)
# I never had a "braw" before.
I am chuffed. Have a biscuit.
(phys! The Horror! The Horror!, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:51, archived)
# soup and bread
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:39, archived)
# You can't go wrong with ththis
what flavour of soup?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:50, archived)
# Cheese'n'beenz toastie
made in my new toastie bag and popped in the toaster.

And mugs of hot steaming Yorkshire Tea, and then a kit-kat.
And then another kit-kat, and maybe another until the packet is empty.

YUM!



TOAST =O
(Dozey Oates is off to Merkinland soon (:, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Unbraw!
I've heard some very bad reports about those Cheese'n'beenz toasties. Have a proper homemade cheese and bean toastie instead.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Oh how right you are, Mr Duke sir
Cheese'n'beenz toastie is binward bound after one bite and now I'm off to the pub instead.

(Dozey Oates is off to Merkinland soon (:, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:58, archived)
# Sometimes
It's best to just assume that something is going to be shite and just not bother with it.
I know someone who once bought tinned sprouts. She was actually suprised when they turned out to be fucking awful !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 13:04, archived)
# I once bought tinned lettuce
I wasn't surprised when it turned out to be shite though.
(Pachey, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 13:14, archived)
# Tinned Lettuce ?
Why the flipping flip would they do that ?
And why would you buy it ?
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 13:18, archived)
# Lunchie!!
poppy seeded roll with ham and itialian cheese and lettuce
a scotch egg
mullerice - raspberry
Mini cheddars - BBQ flavour
Fox's wholemeal crackers - real orange marmalade flavour
water
green tea with lemon
(I helped save b3ta! Not just a hatstand inflamed in the membrane inflamed in the brain, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Braw tasty lunch!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Ace Facts
(though it will upset a few blind people when they read it)
3 toasted tea cakes and a mug of tea.
(I helped save b3ta! edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:40, archived)
# Braw
bvut have some chips too.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:52, archived)
# schnitzel
chips
salad
sprite
pretzel
strawberry cornetto
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:51, archived)
# Braw!
it's good to see that you';re eating schnitzels again.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:54, archived)
# last week here though
(I helped save b3ta! Neon Blue Ah ha ha haa! I feel positively capital!, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:56, archived)
# oatcakes
with bacon and cheddar cheese, toasted with pickle. Coffee
(I helped save b3ta! Milkman Dan, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:53, archived)
# Cor!
that sounds btraw!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Tue 11 Jul 2006, 12:56, archived)