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# Fine, fuck you all.
I was just trying to have a giggle, a bit of sarcasm, but if you can't see that, you all need to lighten up a bit.
Twats.
(I helped save b3ta! Hohum21, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:23, archived)
# Oooooh cuntbaby looming
(I helped save b3ta! wastedindustry yes indeed sir, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
no, wait, i don't get it

edit: i just had a look at your profile, you've been a member for over 2 years
AND you make some great stuff.
so why all of a sudden forget the rules now?
grow up and stop being a dick!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)
# grow up
and look forward to the threat of legal action from the BBC
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)
# the estate of Terry Nation
i think you'll find.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# MSN fella
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# Cheers for that.
/bunker
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)
# kettle's on
waiting for happy toast to provide the toats
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# *removes flailing trainers*
loes
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)
# *watches TimTams carefully*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# *forgets about flailing gloves*
WAAAAAAH!
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *sweeps up crumbs*
*rolls eyes*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:48, archived)
# *Pants...begs for scraps*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)
# No need to beg - help yourself!
*puts broom away*
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 15:02, archived)
# mmmm
TimTams
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Sorry I'm Late....
Oh... Walked straight into Bunker time...

Can I come in?
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# do you have caek?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# ..and pies
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)
# YAY
*drags in*
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)
# *pretends to fight*
*Enjoys it really*
(I helped save b3ta! Spenface ALWAYS hangs in the Buffalo Stance, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)
# you are a worthless human being
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)
# give us a kiss
big boy
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:24, archived)
# who deleted the thread?
(I helped save b3ta! Laird Dave Draws Now charges to take off his clothes., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# what a great film that is! :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)
# what's up with you?
what did I miss?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# He posted quite a nice image
Then I went away, and now this. No idea
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)
# *She
*is female*
(I helped save b3ta! Hohum21, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
now i understand.....

just read The Great Architect's reply
he's spelt it out in a manner least offensive
he's a nice chap, and you should pay attention
www.b3ta.com/board/6946155
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Aha
time of the month then
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *slap*
that's just rude!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# yep
just about as rude as dbroon down there, but I don't see you slapping him...
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# better?
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)
# much, thanks
*rubs stinging cheek*
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:54, archived)
# pssst
you mispelt "true"
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:52, archived)
# eh? what?
I don't understand
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# he didn't like the complements we made
and the advice on making pictures smaller

and then the anger from his blatant "buy my stuff attitude"
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)
# ah
I should pay more attention
(I helped save b3ta! swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:29, archived)
# No, it's just people didn't get when I was using sarcasm
Whish I really would have expected from THIS place.
And I did make it smaller. I was being silly FFS. One person meniotned they thought it would make a good poster, I thought other people might have thought the same, and then all I got was insults.
And it's 'she'.
(I helped save b3ta! Hohum21, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# i read all the replies to your post
and most of them were funny insults
like when i call my best mate a cnut
i don't really mean it...

may be it's you that needs lightening up

the picture was lovely, and most people mentioned that
just stop being such a Diva
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# Ah, the old "It's was my mate/I was drunk/Someone stole my account/I was having a laugh" defence!
(Bumsmells, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# Ah, the old "They're not mine/ I didn't do it/these aren't the droids we're looking for"
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# Ah the old "Stuff it in my shit locker" defence!



*Goes off on one*
(Bumsmells, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)
# *stuffs*
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:41, archived)
# I thought it would be a great poster.
Don't worry about it. Getting worked up around here only makes it worse.

And we had no real way of knowing you're a she so appologies
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# apologies, I forget that Doctor Who isn't
just for middle aged men any more :D


but seriously, you can't sell anything with a doctor who reference on without sending money to the owners.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# I want one!
give me your puppy!
(soldierofmisfortune I ain't broke but I am badly bent on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:42, archived)
# Easy buddy
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:25, archived)
# How is posting a 600k image sarcasm exactly?
most people were asking you politely enough to either link it or optimise it for the sake of dial uppers and capped bandwidth users.
No one was doubting the artistic merit behind your
work, it was excellent, but then you started to get uppity about it, which makes others react to it.
Surely if you've been here for over 2 years you know how it works by now.

All it needed was a thumbnail to a larger pic, which was a request given in the first reply to you originally
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)
# 600k? fucking hell
I couldn't make an image that big if I tried.

*tries*
*fails*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# I thought I'd set the image quality
Lower in photoshop, it defaults to 12. I did make it smaller, but people still kept bing twats. And then all I got was insults for people missing my blatant sarcasm. It took time to open up photoshop, find the file and re-size, didn't make any difference.
I haven't actually been on the board for a long while, due to uni.
(I helped save b3ta! Hohum21, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# well, just notch it down to experience....
still a great image you did, but not everybody perceives humour on here in the same way, particularly when you started calling people twats,
instead of just getting on and linking it, it did come across as very uppity initially :)

It's all about give and take these days, but please keep up the great artwork on here, B3ta needs more of it
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# I'm sure calling everyone twats helps your case immesurably.
(Bumsmells, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:37, archived)
# please explain your "blatant" sarcasm
as i saw none

and i only hid your image because it was
taking 5mins to refresh the page each time

lighten up!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)
# You fucking moron.
Please go find out what sarcasm means.

I'm fairly sure it doesn't mean ignoring the FAQ, posting a fucking massive picture then having a little girly crying fit because people ask you not to post such a fucking massive picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:26, archived)
# haha
well said!
(I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)
# such a shame.
i liked your work hated the attitude.
i won't miss you.
bye.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)
# Imagine this was a real room of people (god forbid)
and you stand there and say that?
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)
# wait, you mean..
all these posters on b3ta are real people?
just like me?*

* may not actually be just like me
(I helped save b3ta! plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:31, archived)
# :(
ah, is baby throwing a tantrum?

did your sarcasm only manage to make yourself smile and no-one else?
that's right! blame us, go on
it will make you feel better
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:27, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! diablo290582 Professional.....something., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)
# Well, most of you werel being insensitive gits
Of course I'm going to blame you for missing blatant sarcasm.
(I helped save b3ta! Hohum21, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)
# if i missed it
how was it blatant!?!?!?

please
we don't dislike you
don't take it all so seriously

just keep within the rules of the board
they're there for a good reason
not everyone here has unlimited broadband
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
# I just bought a family bag of Revels in a 're-sealable' pack.
Like I was ever going to need that feature (finished the lot in five minutes)

* voms *
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:28, archived)
# They've never been the same since the loss of the coconut one
replaced with coffee I believe, fucking mank (I still eat them all, and your right about the resealable, gone in 60 seconds)
(I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)
# oooh...
I could do with some revels
*to-shops pops*
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)
# my friend is allergic to peanuts
so Revels are a bit like Russian roulette
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# *hears the Deer Hunter theme*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# revels were ruined (for me), by the introduction of raisins
bleh!
(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# What, even the coffee ones?
(Bumsmells, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:33, archived)
# Yes, even those,
even those.

* maudlin sigh *
(I helped save b3ta! The Legendary Pink Dot survived yet another, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# like re-sealable Pringles,
i thought the tag line was
once you pop - you can't stop......?
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# Always thought that was an odd slogan.
Once I've popped, I prefer to have a bit of a rest for half an hour or so before I go again.
But then I'm not as young as I was.
(I helped save b3ta! Sea Tramp the thinking woman's 8 Ace, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:43, archived)
# ha ha ha!!
:P
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:50, archived)
# *clicks*
Excellent post A++++ would read again.

bye
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:30, archived)
# here you go
www.tampax.com/
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:32, archived)
# Hahahaha
Not deagostini, but just as good
(I helped save b3ta! AutoPrawn is glad we're living in the future now, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# why is it that when you click that, the tab shows 'country selector'
do they not realise thats three letters/one syllable longer than it needs to be?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:34, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# haha
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# pffffffffffffft
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa
*breathes*



ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaa
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:35, archived)
# *slaps*
don't be childish!
(I helped save b3ta! Aphex The Mink Snackless, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:47, archived)
# If I had a device that could freeze time,
when someone was just walking down the road, I'd freeze time and get A LOT of chips. Then I'd stack the chips in a sort of brick-wall style in front of them. Then I'd restart time and voila! SUDDEN WALL OF CHIPS! What the hell would they do??? I'd love to see that
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:36, archived)
# ^ this
but with Bourbons
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:39, archived)
#
if you ever get your hands on such a device, gimme a ring... i'd love to see that too.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
# As they were staring at the wall
you could stop time again, put a bottle of vinegar in one of their hands, a salt cellar in the other, then start it again.
(I helped save b3ta! fuscous, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:40, archived)
# lighten up?
we are already on fucking fire and flaming like there is no tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! Your watch is BACK, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:38, archived)
# I bent my chewie
anyone see the article about the word 'meh'?


meh
(I helped save b3ta! The Lurker Plenty One, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:44, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:55, archived)
# all the silly drama aside,
this is my new wallpaper :)
(I helped save b3ta! PoofBird ~V~, Wed 7 Mar 2007, 14:56, archived)