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(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:22, archived)

uh-oh

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Kaiser, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:22, archived)

holy hoopla!

me likey, but might not

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:22, archived)

is it Tuesday?

FFS

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

Sorry.

Times like this board nazis can fuck off, the post is utterly brilliant. Yeah it's a big file, this is 2007, get a decent internet connection/job.

Woo!

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Jamie_W If your life had a face I would punch it., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:27, archived)

Alternatively,

you could fuck off.

People might be looking at this on their internet phones. This is 2007, get some up to date technology.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:30, archived)

Thank you, I forgot about that.

I often browse b3ta on my XDA and it's costly enough.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:31, archived)

I've got a 10MB cable connection thanks

and made no reference to the file size. However seeing as you want to direct the nazi comment I shall say this. I don't make the b3ta faq, I do however read it and know not to piss people off by flaunting it. The other thing I will say is that taking a video clip from a silent comedy movie and making it loop is no kind of talent. Even if it were some kind of talent it's not the OP's because it's not his.

Edit: get a decent job? I retired 7 years ago and could probably buy your fucking council estate.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:31, archived)

Connection speed isn't the problem.

Monthly transfer limits + b3ta is risky business at the best of times.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:31, archived)

Fuck you and pay for my internet bandwidth then you fucking prick

or are you a fucking student living off mummy

Can you imagine the board with 2mb fucking posts everywhere and the assortment of similar reposts?

A harsh place board would be

Twat

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:31, archived)

Some might say it was harsh now,

sire.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:36, archived)

then we shall

cunt them in the fuck! ;) 'ning squire.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:37, archived)

*doffs feathered cap*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:38, archived)

Nah

If you join a graphics-based website then get to grips with the foundations; ie: it's not going to work if everyone throws out 'save for web at maximum' or 2mb gifs in this context. The board would grind to a hault, even for most users on broadband, or become pointlessly expensive to simply have a b3ta laugh. That was funny but pointlessly large, the remark about being a board nazi was fucking daft

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:42, archived)

i would also add

that if your animation is reaching megabytes in size, then it's probably just too big and long to really suit the animated gif format anyway.

You should probably think about making it a flash animation, or uploading to youtube or something.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:53, archived)

All of the above

but with added extra large feck off.

I have a 4mb connection but unfortunately it's restricted to 3gb per month. That is not a lot.

And I don't have a choice.

The guidelines exist for a reason whether you like them or not agree with them or not is not the issue.

As far as getting a job? Pfff. Pasanonic summed it up nicely.

We are not all penniless students.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:38, archived)

one 2mb post you might get away with

imagine if every post was as bloated as that
even with decent broadband, it'd be like trying to read b3ta back on dialup again. it was that whole 'not worth the wait' shit that put me off the site for ages

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:42, archived)

sheise

what did i do FOR CHRISTS SAKE!

(great scrot! i aint afraid of no goatse, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:42, archived)

Its a very large filesize, that's generally frowned upon here

Have another read of the faq and have a look at Lemonys optimisation guide to see where you went wrong.

Don't be disheartened, we all make mistakes.

*remembers her .bmp incident*

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:44, archived)

i once tried to post my zebra on the board

we all had a good laugh about that one.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:45, archived)

Except the Zebra.

He's dead now.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:48, archived)

ha!

genius.

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Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:50, archived)

i bet he's laughing up in zebra heaven.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:50, archived)

You posted a 2MB picture

when we really try to keep them no bigger than 250KB.

It's a bit of a faux pas and the people on b3ta like nothing better than shouting at faux pas.

[edit] I always have to wonder about people who post a picture to complain about a picture that is too big. They clearly just enjoy moaning without really understanding the reasons they are doing it.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:45, archived)

It's a cue to throw a bit of humour into the situation.

methinks.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:51, archived)

It does make me laugh

but maybe not in the way intended.

I just find it amusing when somebody posts a 200KB animated gif to complain about a picture that strayed a few KB over the limit.

Way to reduce the download burden for everyone.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:55, archived)

also you never made the image

the board is for original content only, not stuff you found.
better luck next time

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:48, archived)

also, did you actually make it yourself?

if you did, it's very good but insanely big.
if you didn't, this board is for stuff you make yourself

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:48, archived)

yes!

if a big large

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

you have successfully posted the largest picture ever.

might want to have a quick read of the faq.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

i've got

the biscuits

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Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:24, archived)

1. Read the faq

2. OPTIMISE
3. Welcome to b3ta, you're about to be mauled.

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

you didn't make this

therefore delete it now, before the mods do.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

i quite like the loop though

has a ghosty feel to the final victim.

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Sunshine Elephant, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:24, archived)

it's bloody good

and it's creator deserves high praise, i'm trying to remember where i saw this a month or so back.

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:26, archived)

I've seen it too!

*racks brains*

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:31, archived)

found it!

weirdweirdworld.com/browse/tag?name=boxen

it's bloody everywhere, i remember i spotted it on fishki.net

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god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:38, archived)

I've not seen that there!

I can't find mine though but did find loads of good sources!

:D

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XLVII .uk, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:43, archived)

No it doesn't

I'd know!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:26, archived)

Arf.

Try to make the filesize smaller though.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

Newbie

poosday

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:25, archived)

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:23, archived)

Golf club isn't really that big.

what do I know though, I hate golf.

(Bramo plotting to take over the world since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:26, archived)

they've got really small golf balls,

in fact, they're just frozen peas.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:28, archived)

And toothpick clubs?

(Bramo plotting to take over the world since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:30, archived)

yup.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:35, archived)

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DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:33, archived)

damn.

i knew someone would've done it biggar 'n' better

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:34, archived)

I'm simply

directing people to your post.

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DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:36, archived)

0 kb?!?!

MUST be science

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McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:35, archived)

It's the SCIENCE of .htaccess!

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DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:38, archived)

gas works

and caravan site.

classy :)

(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:37, archived)

"Well at least we got the bigger dressing room."

"What, bigger than the puppets?"

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:40, archived)

Hahaha!

*jazz odysseys*

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DogHorse plop, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:46, archived)

He's a naawty one

Saucy Jack

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Button Man ...a right bottom feeder., Wed 12 Dec 2007, 0:04, archived)

1952.59 kB?

Oh dear

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:24, archived)

I was wondering why it hadn't loaded

I was curious as to the actual filesize, but it's nowhere near cached yet =S

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:25, archived)

30 years late.

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:25, archived)

That's gotta be some kind of record.

Well a close second to that guy that posted the internet.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:25, archived)

My bad...

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:26, archived)

Did I hear you saying to fucking gig to that old woman?!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:25, archived)

Every time I see that

it isn't...

..I call jinx.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:28, archived)

Or is it a great device

To stop dirty thread deleters.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

Well,

when a thread is actually deleted, you wouldn't see it.

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Mystery_Bob, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:42, archived)

Of would you

/tree falling in a forest blog.

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:46, archived)

I say this supports my theory.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:05, archived)

You give Hollys a bad name

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:25, archived)

SHOT THROUGH THE HEARRRRRT

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:26, archived)

and i love the name Holly!*

*100% Fact

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Punked I Love Vectors, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:26, archived)

Hurray!

Hollys love you too

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:27, archived)

Hurrah!

You're buddies.

*runs*

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

Pfft

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:32, archived)

so easily flattered...

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

I's proud of my roots

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:37, archived)

Hmmmm

My ex is called Holly, 2 of my brothers girfriends were Hollys and we have a Holly at work that I don't get on with that well. Somehow i'm pretty sure Holly's don't love me!

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Punked I Love Vectors, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:30, archived)

I used to know a girl called Holly.

She was well fit.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:33, archived)

It was probably me

...

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:41, archived)

^This

One of my favourite names

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:30, archived)

yey

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Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 23:28, archived)

Hahaha

you must feel tarnished in some unknown way

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Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:28, archived)

I do

sort of...greasy :(

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

That was Boni Jovi wasn't it?

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

What, like Barry?

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

Hahaha

EXACTLY like Barry

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SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:34, archived)

that's almost 2 meg

'resists nazi picture postings'

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McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:25, archived)

i like this

could you make it smaller, or a link, so i may continue to like it?

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spacefish bong!, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:25, archived)

Time to upgrade the broadband

Must be Tuesday

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BubaMan 3 conspiracy nuts walk into a bar... Coincidence?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:26, archived)

I think that's a case of

All units!

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:27, archived)

happy 0th b3taday!

i'm guessing i won't get the chance next year

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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:28, archived)

Best MOD edit ever.

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

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(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

Hahahahahahahaha

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MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:30, archived)

Yep

www.b3ta.com/board/7858377

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ClanSoul, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:31, archived)

I got one of those

today, first time i eve got spammed on b3ta

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:31, archived)

they haz

teh b3ta uplaod codez!

(Board Lurker is Unlurking all over your site, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:35, archived)

Teh b3ta uplaod codez?

cockrabbits! tehy msut dei

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SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:37, archived)

ha!

I'm glad I don't get GAZ'd

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monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:33, archived)

It's so big,

I had to use four of these...

Photo Sharing and Video Hosting at Photobucket

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Heffrey wants to show you his wood at SmileMoon.etsy.com, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:29, archived)

Hahahaha!!

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McBadger COW, Tue 11 Dec 2007, 22:36, archived)