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# subject line compo
less griping more typing
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# needs more..milly and rupe

(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:06, archived)
# LUBE UP YOUR INBOX, WE'RE COMING READY OR NOT
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# IT'S BAD ENOUGH TO HAVE TO DONATE, BUT THINKING OF THE NEWSLETTER TITLE?!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# Happy Birthday Brucie!

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:07, archived)
# ejaculatory nutrition for those with nothing better to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# are you wanting lunch?
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# :D
I was eating as I wrote it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# ...forgive me if this goes astray
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Flipping shite
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Forgive me if it goes a-spray
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Didn't he die well, (about 10 years ago)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# B3ta newsletter
Print it out, it's ulta-absorbant!


OR

Not happy with the size of your newsletter?
B3ta could make the dreams of your loved one a reality!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:08, archived)
# Buncakes and Date Rapes
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# is it really friday and time to eat pie?
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Mmmm pie.
I have just had a sandwich, but I could go for some pie. Cherry?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# any pie'll do
i prefer the savory type - meat and tatty
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Phwoar.
I like chicken and asparagus, that's pretty excellent.

And then pecan for after?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Or pellican.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Pelican are an ace band.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# Yes but would the fit in a pie?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# After hacky fun time, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Well obviously after hacky fun time
That goes without saying!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmh pie *drools on keyboard*
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# PIE MEET.
Pie lovers, pies and meetness.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# YES
but we must meet IN a pie somewhere
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# Whilst wearing pies.
This is possibly the most genius thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:16, archived)
# how did I know you were going to say that?
:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# If I was a fruit I'd probably be a cherry.
Or a lovely nectarine.


Is that why?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:12, archived)
# *checks*
Yep, that works.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# YAY!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# Ipswich Prostitues throw Street Corner Party - discount vouchers inside
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# THROTTLING HOOKERS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Henry for president!
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# don't print it out THINK OF THE TREES
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# AL FAYED LATEST: MADDIE IMPLICATED
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# oh, SO this
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:49, archived)
# punching the evil face of internet villians with our superpowered lubed fist of justice.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:09, archived)
# Nu ook in het Nederlands!
(Pelle ghola, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# When I'm near old grannies, I want flatulent fannies
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Are you making the 'earth move' too much in Israel?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/middle_east/7255657.stm
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
What a cracking story!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# NEWSLETTER...OBVIOUSLY.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# every friday, in every fri-way, you're getting b3ta and b3ta and b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:10, archived)
# Hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# Prince Fuggin Phillip killed this newsletter.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# 17 less readers in Bridgend
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:11, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# 17 FEWER readers in Bridgend
*sheesh* :)
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 15:25, archived)
# How we killed hookers and got away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! meccadave, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# I DIDN'T KILL HER, I ONLY FUCKED HER CORPSE
or

WHEN IT'S TOO LATE FOR SAFETY WORDS
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Hahaha
you baddie.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:14, archived)
# SAY WHEN
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:13, archived)
# Like raping a child......only legal.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# 999,998... 999,999... 1,000,000! Coming Maddie, ready or not!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:15, archived)
# DO NOT PULL ON WIRING WHEN DISCONNECTING MULTIPLUGS
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# GEOFF MAN! I CAN SEE! AYE AMNAE BLIND!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:17, archived)
# Poor old antmandunc!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# MISSING DEWSBURY 9-YEAR OLD IN LESS PUBLICITY THAN MIDDLE-CLASS SWINGERS' CHILD SHOCKER!
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:19, archived)
# Ooooooh!
Harsh but fair I feel....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:21, archived)
# THE IMMORTAL SOUL OF GHENGIS KHAN FORBIDS YOU FROM READING THIS NEWSLETTER

(Orkran Mild Euphoria Ensues, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:20, archived)
# Fisting thru the gloryholes of your mindpiss!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:22, archived)
# WE LOVE TO BOOGIE
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# NOW CONTAINS ENOUGH HOMOSEXUALITY TO CAUSE EARTHQUAKES!
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:23, archived)
# ^THIS^
*feels the vibe!*
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# *votes*
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:39, archived)
# THEY JAILED THE WRONG STEVE WRIGHT!
(I helped save b3ta! Manic can teach you the secret of fire, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:24, archived)
# this i like too
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:26, archived)
# needs more *Mr Angry*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:28, archived)
# Or, with the Suzy Lamplugh / QE2 angle:
Steve Wright in the craft o' doom
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:29, archived)
# you sir, are hangin' for a spangin'
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
# Needs more lube!
(I helped save b3ta! Big Ian has stopped changing his sig, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:27, archived)
# Congratulations! You are now all SP.
or

Cancelled due to harrasment from Scientology.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:30, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:35, archived)
# Smells like a kipper
Tastier than Flipper
(Hoof Hearted, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:37, archived)
# What goes nort nort? A bull with a cleft palate
(I helped save b3ta! Droog is too orangey for crows, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Or...
What goes: "Mark! Mark!"?
A dog with the same affliction.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Nobody reads these any more
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 12:56, archived)
# b3ta blames quakes on gays
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 22 Feb 2008, 13:02, archived)