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# newsletter subjectline lol compo
don't be crips
let's hear your quips
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:10, archived)
# JOHN LESLIE RAPED ME
AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS BLOODY NEWSLETTER AND A TATTED ANUS

edit: Ta Thor!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:11, archived)
# and tattered anus
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# i wiped my tattered anus with the newspaper
thats why its bloody...
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# KATE & GERRY WOULD'VE GOT AWAY WITH IT IF IT WASN'T FOR THE BADLY DECOMPOSED BODY IN THEIR SUITCASE
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:12, archived)
# how do
bodies decompose badly?

i find they do rather well if left to their own devices (not that bodies generally have devices).
(eight, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:14, archived)
# KATE & GERRY WOULD'VE GOT AWAY WITH IT
IF IT WASNT FOR THOSE FUCKING KIDS?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Spitting at Big Brother contestants since 1952
(I helped save b3ta! Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Ils sont sur le feu baisant!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# ILS SONT SUR FUCKING FEU
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# ;)
cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# SITTING ON YOUR FACE SO ANGELA MERKEL DOESN'T HAVE TO
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# like a MP's second house, we're funded by you.
stabbing you with stabby things in your soft fleshy inbox.

MUGABE APPROVED!

Come on Tiger Tim, you can do it!
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# the latter
:-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# yip yip yip yip yip yip. newsletter ? uh-hu uh-hu. yip yip yip yip.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:13, archived)
# Hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Oh god, no. It's happening. IT'S HAPPENING.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)
# the happening? oh god!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)
# We've not been watching copyrighted stuff on youtube
Honest!
(I helped save b3ta! enthusiastic amateur delurked at:, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Selling your browsing details to the highest bidder
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# Zanu PFFFT LOL
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:15, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# hahahaha
(fuckchutney is wanking in your hair, nnngh nnngggh NNNGGGHGHGH, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:40, archived)
# *votes for this*
(in single-candidate election)
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:24, archived)
# DON'T TOUCH MY ASS
/still recovering from hignfy with teh blessed
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Oooh was the Blessed on again?
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# pffft
300? BLOODY SPARTANS, BUNCH OF POOFS, I'D SCARE EM ALL OFF!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)
# hahahaha :D
and ofcourse "every little helps"
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# I'm pretty sure this newsletter was in Ploice Story 2 with Jackie Chan...
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:17, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)
# for sale: One badly perferated stripy top and beret, slightly singed
(... although technically it should be two)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)
# slightly burnt?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)
# more singed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ow!

(I helped save b3ta! Druss_The_Legend Splurge!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)
# où est le singe?
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Le singe est disparu!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:41, archived)
# mmm...
...roast onions and garlic.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# I think we have a winner...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# Boris Johnson stole my ferret
(I helped save b3ta! The Tig and me, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:18, archived)
# This.
This is great. It has all the right measures.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Cull the badgers, and the mushrooms, and the snakes
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Culling lols
(Tarabas, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:32, archived)
# ace!
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:20, archived)
# Hanging itself a thousand times
Or "divulging the viewing habits of a nation"

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:19, archived)
# PIPER ALPHA DISASTER SPECIAL. 20 years of giving us the raging horn.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)
# There must be...
...a Billy Piper Alpha joke somewhere in there!
(Sartori is moving to Canada, eh?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:23, archived)
# jack sugden's dead
(I helped save b3ta! sock more tea vicar?, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:20, archived)
# Creating subjectlines from whatever we read in The Metro this morning
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Now with waxwork Fuhrer!
(I helped save b3ta! NinjaBadger hides in the bushes and gives you TB., Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# MUGABELOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:21, archived)
# Transexual man gives birth - tom cruise said to be doing well
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Stabbing your funny bone
quicker than a teenager!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:24, archived)
# CARRYING KNIVES AND STABBING KIDS SINCE 2001
:-/ (Bad taste)
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:25, archived)
# Fuck it!
HANDING OUT KNIVES TO KIDS SINCE 2001!
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:38, archived)
# We think you're pretty when you cry
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:26, archived)
# 60 years since George Orwell nicked 1984 from us!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:28, archived)
# BIRTH? WHAT? OUT OF HIS COCK?
or her cock perhaps
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:30, archived)
# delivered by ceasarean by a weirdy manwoman
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:31, archived)
# Bringing you this week's news... Offensively!!!
cos it's true! o_0
(ShaunyBoi has been surviving fires since, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:34, archived)
# Sikipedia entry suggestion
What's black, fat and has two cunts? Robert Mugabe's mum
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:37, archived)
# Putting the cunt back into the countryside this weekend.
/angry at 4x4s driving me off the road in country lanes blog
(Stonkwood Pipes made me do it, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:49, archived)
# Aiding Economic Recession Every Friday
(insert username here, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:54, archived)
# A good pun is its own reword
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:55, archived)
# Teaching four-year-olds how to get laid
(I helped save b3ta! Donutposse www.myspace.com/donutposse, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 10:59, archived)
# FRENCH TOAST
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:17, archived)
# HOW TO GET AWAY WITH MURDER, FOREWORD BY KATE MCCANN
(I helped save b3ta! lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:25, archived)
# get rich, or die trying
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Mongs Я Us
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 4 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)