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# Today, I did this.

CFB
What did you guys do?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:54, archived)
# had a wank.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# I was just about to type that!!!!



(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I was just about to have a wank...
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I had one earlier.
Like I just said!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I was having a wank but stopped to type this
edit : they started again to type the edit with one hand.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:09, archived)
# CFB on this pic then had a wank
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# yep
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Sprayed the mirror with a different kind of fluid eh?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# hahahaha
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# aye
and then ironed and had some early afternoon pintage
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Stabbed emos, mostly.
Edit:
Also this
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# E.T
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# T.U.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# B.R.U.T.E.?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# T.B.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# V.D.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# N.S.U
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# N.W.A.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# T.C.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# M.O.T.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# P.T.A.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# p.e.t.a.
people eating tasty animals
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# they do ask for it
fluff must pay! release the tasty flesh beneath!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:19, archived)
# C.L.U.E.D.O.
Brute in the drawing room with the V.D.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# Y.M.C.A.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:13, archived)
# Y.M.S.A.
(christian satanic)
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:23, archived)
# You're So Big!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# By counting the wrinkles . . .
I would guess between 23 and 25 years of age . . .
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Did you remember to count his bumwrinkles?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# what an awful mental picture
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# thats very
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# phaa
its supposed to be photoshopped
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:47, archived)
# I cut my thumb
not so serious
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Now might be a good time in your life to become a Buddhist :)
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:56, archived)
# Hahahahah
:]
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# Today I helped my granddad cut down a tree
and then burn it. Then we drank tea and rejoyced.

It was fun.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I stayed in bed all day watching Ghost Whisperer.
I am jealous of your bracelet D:
Also: I like your necklace.
Also also: AIM!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:57, archived)
# just admit it..you were staring at the tits.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I got a lovely eyeful of them, yes.
;]
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Hahahah
one minute.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Alrighty :3
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# You're cleaning that up you realise!:P
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I did!
It was easy to clean. :D
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# and that filthy lightswitch
you can remove the faceplate so you don't risk electrocution
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# Ummmm....."When Mirrors ATTACK?"
That's the caption I have in my head anyway.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I certainly didn't do that . . . where does it hurt the most ?
I was too busy out shopping . . .
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# didn't talk to my brother, as he is a lazy dick head
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# I can't see the gin or coathanger
but that'll learn you to not use condoms young lady!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# hahaha
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Received Feedback
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# A++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:59, archived)
# Alas t'was only a merit
Yet I miss the days of Alphabetical ordering of one's own well done project.

(Edit: My gracious thanks too)
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Banged my head repeatedly on my desk until I passed out.
Edit: oh and this morning I found an email from ebay informing me that last night I had apparently bought a robot wars DVD box set for £8. I don't remember ordering it but to be honest I'm quite pleased.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, archived)
# this morning i coughed so hard that everything went red and i nearly fell over
urgh stupid chest infection *coughs up lung*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# had a minor chest infection last week
had to leave off the drink for about a 10 days, surely the worst part of man flu?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:25, archived)
# last time the doctor said "if it doesn't get any better - call an ambulance"
oh gee thats confidence for you...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:00, archived)
# This:


It's an experiment in vectorising pics for possible tattoos
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# i see a lady bum
(i hope) woo!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Frayed Knot
www.flickr.com/photos/ziliasfotos/317054752/

but I find it interesting that you apparently can't tell the sex of the original model anymore, not something I'd considered, but I would consider that a plus!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# oh i thought that was a side boob
oh well
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# One of Family Guy's better moments,
and a definite plus for the English language! ;)
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# i think i coined that phrase from scrubs
i think..
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Ah,
well, Scrubs, Family Guy, The Simpsons, South Park, one or all of them...
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# STRIPEY WOMAN IS RUNNING
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Futurist Zebra
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# what the fuck was it?
I can see the idea producing some rather interesting images.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:01, archived)
# Zebra Puke?
??
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# From a distance . . . it looks like . . .
Granny putting on her gurdle . . .
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:04, archived)
# Oooooh
Cool.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:07, archived)
# nicely
but not as a tattoo, no
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Mind if I borrow your clothes?
Im making a halloween costume and need some white cloth.

Oh wait, you got ketchup all over it.
Silly you
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:00, archived)
# I just read your name as Procastrate owls!
ow my brain
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# Go dyslexia!
Best of all the lexias
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Well...
1) Wrote a blog post about Symbols and Elements
2) Posted to a mailing list about merging two experimental branches.
3) Made a small python/pymol script to create atoms near NH bonds.
4) Read up about eclipse's IProgressMonitor
5) Did the inventory
6) Posted again about more changes to the branch that isn't mine.

Phew! now I'm going to bed. :)

(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:02, archived)
# all i could make out there was
Made a small python... going to bed
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I went to work and coughed over people and nearly fell up the stairs again
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# i just saw this and thought of you
gustavgustafsson.com/projects/boys/002.jpg

as for my day. i ate some chocolate digestives
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Hahahahah
:D

Yummy. :]
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:06, archived)
# watched Sister Kittyvomit have a wank
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:03, archived)
# Today I have mainly been making puns.
Where did you cut?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:05, archived)
# Oh, I didn't cut myself.
The body's already gone.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Hurrah!
Nice job. Don't forget the shovel, lime and Joe Pesci.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# Not to be confused with Joe Pasquale.
Who wouldn't have worked in Goodfellas because he actually isn't any kind of funny.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# ahh i'm glad you pointed that out
this makes alot more sense now - oops
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Best response ever.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:15, archived)
# I try
I try....
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:24, archived)
# Hahahahah
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# PLayed xbox and avoided work
also watched zombie strippers, its terrible
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:10, archived)
# How can that be possible!?
Zombies+Strippers surely = ultimate win?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:12, archived)
# you'd think, theres funny bits, and jenna jameson
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:14, archived)
# I'm thinking
Troma?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# Whasisname from the thingummy films is ok
and the zombie strippers themselves are entertaining

but the unneccessary crappy love story it centres around is shit
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Yeah theres needless nudity, like at the end
where the fit army girl gets her top pulled off for no real reason, and where one of the dudes keeps punching a zombie in the chest and all the innards fall out.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# saw that on the shelf in tesco today
thought it might be a bit naff - can't be too hardcore if it's within, say, 20 feet of children's haloween outfits
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Na its not, its just decomposing tits,
and a few real tits that arnt dead
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# * Closes
Torrent Client *
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# haha, YOU!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:32, archived)
# good gore indeed Ms kk!
today I did at least somethings productive at work, then tidied the flat a bit this evening. meant to get a haircut but did washing up/other useful things instead
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:11, archived)
# 1. woke up this morning
2. found myself alone
3. got out of bed
4. got downstairs
5. there she was
6. toats!

/blues blog
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:16, archived)
# that's nothing
woke up this morning
my toats was gone,
my toats gone left me
no more toats.


(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:20, archived)
# That's deep, man
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:48, archived)
# "didnt you feel
scared finding yourself alone with your lovely self... all in this big house and with that frilly neglect on?
why one could practically do anything and no one would know."
pepe le pue
.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:21, archived)
# roffle
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Drew a Guernica
of sorts. See below. :)
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I drew (am drawing) the inside of a perspex space station to A3.
Drawing the aliums is taking forever and the perspective is even more confusing.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:26, archived)
# you're rubbish at spreading jam then? (or jelly,whatever)
i went college,then did extra time at work.

supoirb.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:27, archived)
# REDRUMN! REDRUM!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:10, archived)