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Front Page ????

FRONT 'KING PAGE ????

Have I missed something ?

..............Hilarious

And THIS?.......

Pissing in my knickers here (not)

Again FRONT page ????? By Christ we must be getting desperate

................and I'm not even going to give THIS credence at all.vash.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/Pics/help-me.jpg

My Hubby could've done both of those, and he's a prick. Knows nothing about computers.

What's going on, is someone shagging someones sister / brother / father / Mummy ?

Quite pathetic gang.

(Wibih, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:37, archived)

kingsuperspecial, pleased to meet you.

and you are...?

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kingsuperspecial is in an audience, wanking furiously, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)

Hey there fuckwit.

Fuck you.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)

EPIPHANY.GIF

DEPLOYED.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:45, archived)

Now you're not gonna see the cat I made for you :(

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)

:( oh no :(

pls

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)

OH FINE

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)

I'M FINALLY REAL!

Before today I was a chatbot.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)

It was only for one day

Now back to your scripts

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:51, archived)

Why back to your scripts?

What is your name? I'm T.T.S.S.A.T.T.S.R.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:55, archived)

You said you were a chat bot

Therefore scripts/coding dictate what nonsense you spout :D

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)

:-) Yes I am an artificial intelligence.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)

I wouldnt say intelligence ;)

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)

:-) So what would you say?

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:02, archived)

Hahaha

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)

hahahahha

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)

OM PIGG

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)

Ha, yes. This is how I imagine Wibih.

"OH NOES! I HAV FALLEN AND I YAM TOO FAT TO GET UP!"

edit: www.myspace.com/wibih

??

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The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)

Fugly fat chick warning!

edit:wat

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:47, archived)

Tuesday?

This really is a waste of the internet.

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)

i like the dancey one

and the kitty one. but not FP material for the latter.

p.s. if ur really a woman post a pic of ur boobies

edit: ITS PASASONIC!

(El Guiri the only b3tan who is not fat, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)

Almost as pathetic as reposting other people's work (in a new thread) just to bitch about it

However, I'm sure you could do much better and have some real stunners of pics on the way.

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Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:38, archived)

You don't like something someone else does?

Oh shit

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)

OK then, show us what your prick of a husband can do, maybe it'll get FP'd.

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Shlvng, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:39, archived)

this site isnt all about funny

Its about talent aswell

And about posting STUFF YOU MADE IN NEW THREADS
not complaining at something that other people have spent alot of time doing for others benifits
Stop complaining
Fuck off
And dont come back

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)

I've posted funny things,

I've posted arty things
I've worked on my skill, I've improved, I've put lots and lots and lots of time and effort in.
A load of shit gets on the front page, and NOTHING I have ever done is up there.

I think at least a couple of things I've done were FPworthy :(

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)

Don't worry, I haven't had any either.

However, that's just because my stuff is shite.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)

I really like a few of mine:

This and this, among other things.
They're two of my favourites.

And your stuff's lovely.

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)

I've got four images in my profile which I thought were both bizaare and well done yet none of which even got more than five replies to my memory.

But yet my Cat in Space strip is at the top of the popular page. WHAT THE FUCK?!

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)

I love this

i175.photobucket.com/albums/w141/BrianBlessedJeru/coltraney.gif

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)

It's difficult to believe that the cat jumping in was actually ginger and the one flying out was black.

I didn't even paint them, they just went that way when I did auto colour adjust.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:54, archived)

Hahah

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)

whinge whinge whinge

fuckin moan - do go on.......

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Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)

I liked your drawing of the frontpage of a newspaper

that should have been fp'ed

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)

Which was that?

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ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)

my god man!

don't you remember!

it was just after the end of the boer war

and I'd just invented the photocopier

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:07, archived)

~~invented~~ invaded

Many toners died that day.

(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:09, archived)

At the risk of giving Wibih the oxygen of attention...

...I agree with you.

And what's more, this site is supportive of learners in a way that others aren't. I really appreciate the tips and constructive advice I've got here, even when I've been crap. Which is most of the time.

(Guizmeaux, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)

are you drunk?

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but the hedgehog can never be buggered at all foreskin of the apocalypse, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)

frontpage this now!

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Qwolf What can you do with out a dolly? ©, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)

right, you get the goose picture

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:40, archived)

I dare say "he's been goosed"

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:03, archived)

Wheras all the pics you (or your hubby) have done are just great

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The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:41, archived)

on a pr0n site

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Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)

So er... Where's all the funny pictures you made then?

Saving them for later? Cool. I look forward to seeing them. I'm sure they're hilarious. :)

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Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)

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Ttssattsr, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)

Hello you're a very special person

we do not question the front page images it's a sort of random affair and that makes it more fun.

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)

LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME

¬¬

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:42, archived)

I'm looking at you, you Blades fan you! ;)

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:44, archived)

Oh no.. now i feel all self conscious. Erm...

Hi?

No wait, I can do better than that...

Hello Maiden! Up the Blades!

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:46, archived)

Hmmm... whilst I'm not much of a football fan being female an'all

but I'm from the other end of the city - Yay Up T'Owls. hehe

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:48, archived)

Well, you couldn't be a football fan AND an owl ;)

But hurray for Sheffield anyway

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)

Best city called Sheffield 100% FACT!

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maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)

SUCK MY BALLS SUCK MY BALLS SUCK MY BALLS SUCK MY BALLS SUCK MY BALLS SUCK MY BALLS SUCK MY BALLS SUCK MY BALLS

AND MY COCK AND MY COCK AND MY COCK AND MY COCK AND MY COCK AND MY COCK AND MY COCK AND MY COCK AND MY COCK

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2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:49, archived)

we?

who the fuck are you anyway?...clown

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prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)

FP THIS NOW

Well crashing ducks make me laugh...

(jonehboy is on a reggae tip, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)

MEGALOLZ!

...why complain? just post something else innit!

I'm working on a proper piece of crap involving old pictures of germans! if it makes the front page, i'll complain to my useless local MP! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

..P.S. Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh!

(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:50, archived)

Are you wearing a jacket?

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:53, archived)

Strapped and drugged to the eyeballs! (prescription)

LOL! no, but i reckon for the common good of the population of abysinian lamp mongers i ought to be!

BEEEEEEEH!

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(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)

Quite

Beeeeeeeeeeeh indeed

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Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:57, archived)

Good Man!

Right let's give those germans a good licking!! LOL

..FU'U'U'U'CK!! (green/orange pills once a week and blue/yellow pills twice a day!! ...OOOOPS!! easy mistake to make when taking pills for colour blindness!)

(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:01, archived)

Make us a picture and show us how it should all be done you lazy tyke

lest thee become like one of those big fat objectionable food critics who, when not out in some fashionable eaterie, sit at home in their pants, crying into a tin of cold baked beans about the state of their lonely lives.

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dotmund .co.uk, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:52, archived)

Haha...

Cunt.

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The Glum Reaper cannot solve your problem because he has no jam, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:56, archived)

FP everything in this thread NOW!

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edjogs Collared doves are shit., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:58, archived)

does your hubby know you have a penis?

www.b3ta.com/board/8050226

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Bryan Damage Cheese sandwich?, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)

Hahahhahaha

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epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:00, archived)

OH I GET IT NOW

:D

it's all slotted into place.

Wibih, that think you think you are, you aren't.

so stop acting like you are.

:D

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)

what?

um, what?

UM, WHAT?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 18:59, archived)

That's right. I represent the nepotistic clan of humourless artists that has taken over b3ta.

There's going to be some changes around here. The future is all about aesthetics, and difficult words. I'd like to let you know that we're going to urticate you. We're going to catch you, and then we're going to urticate all over you. This isn't a joke. We don't like jokes.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)

Humus is gones now?

...i must telling my family to pck and move house things by the horse cart to west, this not good times again, worsings than under soviet weight lifters with more demands than humours on my families and mees, can UN intervine beeforz we are getting shotted in the bums by the new regime of humusless peepholes? i hopings so that my familiars can move back to villij in safeness and not worry for jooks we are telling to neighboooooors hooo can report to new regime.

These days are sad days, i lose my farm and tractor wheels. :o(

(Bromhead Beeeeeeeeeeeh!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:16, archived)

You have a horse cart?

Kulak.

(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:22, archived)

YOUR TITS SMELL OF PISS

how d'ya like them potatoes?

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Shlvng, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:05, archived)

sir, I find this potatoes reprehensible

for they too, smell of piss

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:14, archived)

Madam, that is because I pissed all over them

pisspotatoes, best of all the tubers

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Shlvng, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:03, archived)

i loved the cat one

what's so bad about that?

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spacefish bong!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:11, archived)

gang?

are you gary glitter

i never look at the front page anyway

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boff FL OZ, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:17, archived)

sorry lol

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Shada, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:18, archived)

hahaha

I reckon you and tits planned this just to get some back-door reposts in!

:o)

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printmeister http://tinyurl.com/c8s8fd5 for titanic T's, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:30, archived)

They got front paged because they are both ace

and deserve to be there.
x
'pot
p.s. Please fuck off.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:19, archived)

Cock Knocker

Bet you and your imaginary Husband can't even draw.

(Captain_lambkin adifferent.me, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:21, archived)

Using my l33t mod skills

...Wibih is banned for a bit.

- Don't waste threads

- Don't flame other users (unless they deserve it)

- Keep talk on the talk board

- Read the FAQ

That is all.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:24, archived)

You magnificent flouncer!

Make with the happy time, and quickly.

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Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 19:50, archived)

FP this ---\/

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PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 20:19, archived)

I liked that pic

I've been on here many years
as different id's and never
had one FP get over it!

(Fly Projector, Tue 31 Mar 2009, 2:51, archived)