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# newsletter subject line compo
just a quick pokey
suggest something jokey
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# I've wasted my life
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# SLAPPING YOUR INBOX LIKE IT'S A G20 PROTESTOR
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# More packed with fun than Hillsborough History.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:26, archived)
# MAY CONTAIN CIA TORTURE MATERIAL
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# FREUDY I'M IN LOVE
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# *clicks*
*spangs*

*repeats*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# ^This^
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# This.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# this this this this this this
"In my day as an MP, we paid our secretaries and slept with our wives"

(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Mugabe loves Macca
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# *comes back in helicopter*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# *comes in back of helicopter*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# *wipes helicopter upholstery*
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# ROCKET BABY IS ENTERING THE ATMOSPHERE!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
# YES!
*click*
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# The one email you DON'T want the govenrnment to find in your inbox
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:27, archived)
#
May contain (material featured in) Nuts
(I helped save b3ta! mozza, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# my matrix is not diagonal
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# In ur stadiyumz, squashin ur sonz
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Oof...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# That's what they said...
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# This weeks compo...
Shittier that a great big shit thing with shit on the top!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Vomit On Your Dress Barry
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# More packed that hillborough stadium - but with jokes, not blue people
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# LOOK EVERYONE IT'S HTML GONE BAD!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Freud Dies, Inclement weather follows....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:28, archived)
# Pfffffffffffft ....
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:30, archived)
# Hahaha
Actually, ^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Fucking rain!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Erm ...
Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# The day I got this news letter, was they day I got raped by a monkey buttler. It felt like getting cancer AIDS
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# Pirate Bay convicted - Somalian waters finally safe again

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# You've only gone and made a clever and topical joke, haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# 'tropical' more like
;P
(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:35, archived)
# Sex, drugs and sausage rolls.
None out of three makes me sad.
(Smelch God says I'm a Pirate now. Yarr!, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:29, archived)
# crammed with jokes like a footie pitch of DOOM
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Lactating Smurf's and Throbbing Goatsacks it's the newsletter!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# Leakier than an MPs in box
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# WE'VE GOT EVEN LESS WORK THAN ASHTON KUTCHER
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:31, archived)
# EXCESS CONSUMPTION MAY HAVE A LAXATIVE EFFECT
(I helped save b3ta! BargeArse Maker of fine Trouser Trumpets since 1863, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:32, archived)
# FREUD NOT
(I helped save b3ta! Awesome Welles petitioning for foetuses to be rebranded 'wombles', Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# Ooof!
Nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# ^

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:40, archived)
# FAGGOT NEWSLETTER FOR FAGGOTS
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:33, archived)
# i like this one bests
(I helped save b3ta! lordsaccharine b3taing is well retro mate, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# re labour email shenanigans
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:34, archived)
# Repetition
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:36, archived)
# Rape figures on the rise - not our fault (honest guv)
(I helped save b3ta! Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Brought to you without repetition, hesitation, errr, ummm, repetition or *JAM BUTTIES* deviation, since 2001...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:38, archived)
# haha
this
(I helped save b3ta! chenobble rocking his explorer beard on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# tracking your pirate bay account since 2001...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:39, archived)
# not as funny as Newswipe
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:42, archived)
# we're just not trying any more
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# If you're slappy and you know your the fuzz!.....fuzz!..fuzz
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:44, archived)
# Hippies don't like truncheon meat!
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# this weekend - 50% off
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# What's pink and fluffy?
Pink fluff.
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# FREE THE PIRATE BAY 4
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# Christ is rissing
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Fri 17 Apr 2009, 13:07, archived)