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# Vote b3ta
Has anyone already suggested a 'Vote b3ta' campaign along the lines of 'none of the above' in 'Brewster's Millions'? If not, I'm calling the 'based on an idea by...' credit (unless it all goes titsup, in which case erase this post from your minds, & I'm off to deepest Peru).
It's got to be a brilliant outlet for the collective manic genius that is the b3ta community.
I'd vote for it, and I don't even know what would be on the manifesto yet!
(Naughtius Maximus Stuck on the blog, desperate to log out., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Sprechen ze English?
/b3ta campaign for what, exactly? - po'lol'otics?

here:
this may help

/nevermind fella, happens to the best of us :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:22, archived)
# Can you spell C.O.C.K?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
#
www.twitpic.com/chode
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:00, archived)
#
www.twitpic.com/clit
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:05, archived)
#
www.twitpic.com/poon
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:10, archived)
#
www.twitpic.com/scum
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:12, archived)
#
www.twitpic.com/rump
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:13, archived)
# what are you talking about
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
# wow, now THAT is optimisation - you've made that picture so small, I can't see it!
...and with that, I'm off home. Now you all have wonderful weekends, you hear?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
# I vote you out!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
# woo
happy b3taday!
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Cheers Doggy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:25, archived)
# Happy candlemass Sire!
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:32, archived)
# Cheers Quiji!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:35, archived)
# CANDLE HAPPY YOU YOU YOU NOW
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Cleo still alive, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:50, archived)
# CHEERS REVY!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:51, archived)
# Happy candles Whoop!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:43, archived)
# Cheers Twisty.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:49, archived)
# Happy candle day sir :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Cheers Kenny :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:29, archived)
# vote
yo mama
(I helped save b3ta! dogigniter - Saving the world one turkey ham wrap at a time -, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:23, archived)
# WHAT. ARE. YOU. TALKING. ABOUT?
(I helped save b3ta! The Alchemist king of the needlessly complicated, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I am nopw going to call you Naughtius Mongimus.
It is a play on your name.

Oi! Naughtius Mongimus! No!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:24, archived)
# biggus dickus?
also happy b3taday, it's mine tomorrow I can't wait!
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:51, archived)
# We have a manifesto and everything
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:24, archived)
# I'd be in, but only if was a single policy party
devoted to the greatness of bacon
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:24, archived)
# YES!
We believe in the three R's,

BACON!
BACON!
BACON!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:26, archived)
# mmmmm...
nom

Edit: Oh, and Hoppy Cadul Day!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:35, archived)
# Cor!
Fucking nommy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:36, archived)
# Don't link stuff like that, please!
/on a strict diet, and this is virtually porn
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:41, archived)
# Sorry Archie...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:18, archived)
# yeah, sure ;)
*drools at bacon sarnie*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:27, archived)
# *covertly offers some tomato sauce to go with it*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:31, archived)
# Cheers JPeasey.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:50, archived)
# I'll be joining you in brum soon :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:22, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Formal offer for masters is in post
Now to find a flatshare in selly oak :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:24, archived)
# Well done, that man!
Good luck with the House-hunting...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# Ive enquired about a few, the only problem is being on the south coast, I can't just "go for a viewing"
got to really organise a few in a day to make the most of £50odd worth of petrol and 3-4 hours each way driving.

A room is a room tho, as long as the people are alrite, that's all that matters
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:33, archived)
# Stop blathering, man!
Out with it!
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:25, archived)
# HAHAHAHA...what?

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:26, archived)
# ok.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:27, archived)
# Gotta be honest.....
...just had an awesome shite. I feel 2 stone lighter now.

I done it on a toilet too, unassisted as well. Woo me :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:28, archived)
# THAT
friday feeling =)
(I helped save b3ta! Steerable_forehead Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration,don't fail me now, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:28, archived)
# Was it at Pauls?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! charlie brown doesn't have a dog but still enjoys shitbagging, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:30, archived)
# I need a poo at Paul's place!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:50, archived)
# W T F A Y B O A ?
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:28, archived)
# what are you talking about?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:28, archived)
#
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:29, archived)
# Love it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Howdy, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:31, archived)
# I'll be over here in the corner
Laughing at your ineptitude.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:30, archived)
#
Laughing at your ineptitude wanking
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:43, archived)
# lets just settle at
wanking at your ineptitude.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:57, archived)
# I am not entertained, this is not why I am here...
(I helped save b3ta! monkdagola but how do you TURN a phrase?, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 17:56, archived)
# TJ TJ TJ TJ TJ TJ TJ TJ
I have a non working pc and a laptop with a non working screen,I can only get the laptop to work on the screen only in safe mode, can I get the laptop to pick up the monitor whilst in control panel or some such?
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:07, archived)
# What's wrong with laptop's screen?
If the screen works in safe mode, it could just be a driver problem.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:22, archived)
# I reckon SCIENCE may be the answer
/not very helpful blog
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Yes you can
Plug it in and shit, then change the display options or soemthing like that
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Just plug in the monitor to the laptop and restart the laptop.
That should make it all good.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:23, archived)
# Sounds like a driver issue. If your laptop has VGA then it's a direct VGA/VGA connector. It should detect the screen automatically, but some machines require you to hit an AV button.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:35, archived)
# DEATH TO THE INFIDEL!
ARGGHHH FUCKIN' DIE, EERRGGHH CUNT RAGE FUCKIN' DICK, GO AND DIE! ARRGGHHHH!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:16, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:22, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:32, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:42, archived)
# tl;dr
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:30, archived)
# rule of thumb:
it is generally in poor taste to acknowledge b3ta's so-called "collective manic genius" or anything else that suggests positive attributes. that takes the fun out of it and reduces the impact of any actual positive effects of membership.
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:43, archived)
# wow
thats some lurkage. and i should know.
(I helped save b3ta! lemoncurry alright., Fri 14 Aug 2009, 18:44, archived)
# there's no picture of a crudely drawn cock here
that's bad form old chap!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:27, archived)
# -__-
(I helped save b3ta! atomic A-bomb-a-nation, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:37, archived)
# I WILL SHIT IN YOUR HAT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 14 Aug 2009, 19:59, archived)