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# newsletter subject line compo
here's the goal:
write a lol
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:23, archived)
# THAT DOESN'T EVEN RHYME ROB YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# More Goat than Stoat
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# More boat than goat
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# More moat than float

(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# More oats than groats
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# More Throat than Scrote
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# more coat than mote
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:47, archived)
# More bloat than Jolt
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# More anecdote than Usain Bolt.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:11, archived)
# more peyote than Don Quixote
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# more smote than devote
(Carlosfandango, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 18:02, archived)
# That reminds me - I like how 'Go Compare'
already own 'www.goatcompare.com'.
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:06, archived)
# its nice weather
go outside! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:24, archived)
# Vote now to ensure disappointment!
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# the longest 4-day week of the year
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# THIS
BUT I'VE got a one day week next week - yay for time off to cover Easter Hols!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# General Election sounds a bit like General Erection
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# POLOLOTICS RIGHT HERE
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# As written on rob's shiny new iPa ***WIRELESS CONNECTION LOST***
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# :D
Excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9996385
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# hehehe....
nicely done.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# This is a party political broadcast on behalf of B3ta
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:25, archived)
# More off colour than Malcolm Maclaren
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# haha oh fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Includes interview with Guy Kewney
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:26, archived)
# HOMOSEXUALS ARE GAY
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# but HoboSexuals are dirtier
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:17, archived)
# Malcolm McClaren invented parliamentary democracy
(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# The Newsletter Even Frankie Boyle Takes Offence To
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:27, archived)
# what recession?
oh sorry, you're in Britain
(wallynothere rnot without protection, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# WE CAN'T GO ON LIKE THIS. TAKE OFF THE BALLGAG
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
# Beau B'Dor explodes with the excitement of it all
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:29, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
# Damn
I so have to get to the supermarket now.

Maybe Sainsbury's. Blueberry muffins. Apple doughnuts. White choccy cookies.

Evil Mr. P.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# choc chip muffins or nothing YOU HEAR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# I just had chocolate ice cream for breakfast
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# Who said fad dieting doesn't have its benefits?
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# I want a beach tummy for summer
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:42, archived)
# Assuming not "beach ball" or "beached whale" then
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:46, archived)
# I'm thinking "lobster-buddha"
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:21, archived)
# This is a marvellous idea.
stupidly, I went for boiled eggs and toast. Foolishness!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# I have kept my options open by not having breakfast yet
/smug blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# But....but....
It's nearly time for the daily serial*, and you've had no breakfast??? What madness is this?


*no pun intended
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# I had a massive baguette
filled with sausage and scrambled egg and lashingsof HP

I feel a bit sick now though
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# That ^ sounds rather good. The baguette, that is.
Nom nom.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# I'm not so sure it was
feel a bit sick and hot tea is now making my teeth hurt
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# :(
But it was nice chocolate ice cream, wasn't it? Eh, eh?
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# 2 for a fiver
I'm a sucker for the special offers
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# You suck for a fiver?
*Readys wallet*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:53, archived)
# Half off today
That's the problem with sharp teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:59, archived)
# *Runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:00, archived)
#
www.mysupermarket.co.uk/tesco-price-comparison/Ice_Cream/Cadbury_Creme_Egg_Ice_Cream_1L.html
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# you filthy little tease
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:04, archived)
# Now I must get muffins.
lots of them.....
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# like Mock the Week, but without any gag-writers
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:30, archived)
#
-writers ball in Lucy Porter's mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:55, archived)
# VOTE FOR ME, ME, ME, ME. NOT HIM, DON'T VOTE FOR HIM. VOTE FOR ME. ME. ME .ME
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Now with pointless flash "swingometer" animations
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:31, archived)
# Why am I still trying to think up newsletter subject lines when I really really need a shit
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Red lorry, blue lorry, yellow lorry....
/dribbles
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
#
rr bb
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# PALLBEARERS GO ROUND THE OUTSIDE, ROUND THE OUTSIDE, ROUND THE OUTSIDE
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Oooof!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
# WIK-WIK-WA!!..WIKY-WIK-WA!!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:34, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# WTF
Whoop
(Pytchblend Had Tarmac for tea, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# I bet you wondered if this week's newsletter subject line was going to be short and snappy.. Well, after some consideration we decided that it would indeed be a good idea to make it fit in your email window, but than we took so long deciding, that we..
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Upton's Labour Councillor Balvinder Bains Is Here To Help Out
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:32, archived)
# Jeremy to win the National
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9817415
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:36, archived)
# his jockey will wear magenta silks
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Can we count on you to read the b3ta newsletter in 4 weeks' time?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# NO IN-JOKES - Almost guaranteed!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:35, archived)
# the newsletter that tells YOU what to vote
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Unlike your local candidates, you hear from us every week instead of when there's an election coming up
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# Read it before the Digital Economy Bill makes it illegal
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:37, archived)
# ha ha
great
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:40, archived)
# Already a bit dodgy under existing legislation
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:43, archived)
# ^ This would be a good subject line too
:)
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
# ^
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# Everyone copying my theme will have their internets cut off
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:56, archived)
#
Government to cut the penis off anyone caught photocopying Razzle.
(I helped save b3ta! monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:38, archived)
# B3ta.com is a fully owned subsidiary of News Corporation
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:39, archived)
# So when does "donation" become "subscription"?
How much will the newsletter cost?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# I think you deserve to win, purely on the effort given today.
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:45, archived)
# *votes for this actual line*
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# Scan it, make it smaller and reprint it - totally legal.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:41, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# heheheh
*champagne*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:54, archived)
# Sponsered by Isohunt... for a couple more weeks at least
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:44, archived)
# We're changing the law because the owner of a record company sucked us off on his yacht...together
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# Malcolm McLaren's Youth in Asia tour cut short.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:48, archived)
# DE Bill now Law
let the riots begin!
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:50, archived)
# SEE YOU ON FREENET
(I helped save b3ta! emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:51, archived)
# never gets distracted by anything... oh shiny penny
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:57, archived)
# FREE IPAD INSIDE
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 10:58, archived)
# NOW! Thats What I Call Cuntflaps
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:05, archived)
# CHANGE THAT WORKS FOR YOU: KILL YOURSELF
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:08, archived)
# BNP Mascot: REGINA the White Gollywog. Shes a bit backwards.
(I helped save b3ta! gog, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:13, archived)
# Lurking on Reddit so you don't have to
(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 11:16, archived)
# super heroes funny video baby dog heros drole bebe
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:05, archived)
# What's the difference between Tierry Henry and Lenry Henry? Tierry is still fucking French.
(I helped save b3ta! currantbun is nubtnarruc backwards, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 12:21, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! the wub - guide onion for the blind, Fri 9 Apr 2010, 13:35, archived)