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# pirates vs vikings...



...discuss
(son of crazymum, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Pikings
and Virates?
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# pirates and vikings are uncannily similar
they both rape and pillage, they both have big silly beards
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# I want to know when David Blaine stops shitting in his box.
www.bbc.co.uk/science/humanbody/images/mind/disgust/morescience_disgust/toilet.jpg
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# what?
what?
(I helped save b3ta! Jobe, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Read the question Bozo!
Only real answers accepted.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# ick
ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK
ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK
ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK
ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK
ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK
ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK
ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK
ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK
ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK
ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK ICK
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Watch it, you.
Or I'll shit in your box.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# She'd only enjoy it.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# What happened to the post
we were chatting in?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# I think someone must have deleted the thread
the bastards. Did you get any morphine?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# and
are you going to write a Dear Dave letter?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)
# What?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:12, archived)
# Yes i will.
I especially liked the filler letter in the last issue!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# he
he!
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# No
I got Amoxycilin, Flucloxicylin, Co_Drydamol and Chloramhenical - quite a trippy combination really!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# Yeah, but it might
make Whitechapel look better.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Barts is much nicer
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)
# Yeah
posh bastards. Though if you were in A&E you'd have been with the pikeys at Whitechapel
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)
# I was seen within ten minutes in A&E
within 30 minutes in Ophthalmology (twice) and within 15 minutes in X-ray. We have the best health service in the world - FACT!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)
# ooh
what happened?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)
# I had a large infected swelling round my eyes/forehead
Think John Merrick and then some! I (allegedly) have a deep tissue sinus infection (possibly for the last four years) that needs serious attention. Have had my head x-rayed and have to go back to hospital Monday.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)
# You mean
you don't really look like that at all?
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:26, archived)
# Not quite that bad!
;P
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Glad to hear it.
Right, I'm off to find myself some lunch and then got a 3.30 meeting, so if I'm not back this afternoon the very best to you, the Doc and Chumley.
And lemme know when you're back in on Monday *evil snigger, starts plotting*
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:28, archived)
# Ta
Will be at Barts!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:30, archived)
# ew
and ow.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Blimey - I'm impressed!
Quick, write a letter to the East London Advertiser - make a nice change from all those bloody whingers!
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Yeah, I've just been looking for that
think the argument about Obelix being Gaulish or not was too much for them.
Edit - I thought you were at Moorfields - damn - missed opportunity there.
(I helped save b3ta! MizEmma, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# dad?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
# Nah
Just an expectant one with a swolen head.
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)
# DAMMIT!
He'll be induced soon, then?
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:21, archived)
# Tomorrow!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:25, archived)
# Yippee!
Good luck to the three of you.
(I helped save b3ta! butchbint, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
# Well, get in the queue, numbnuts!
I haven't got all day, you know.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Mmmm
The captain's log!
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Dawn
that's horrid
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Stop getting at me!
You are starting to remind me of La Drawbridge.

I have urges you know, even though I'm a monger.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)
# No
I'm rather hurt by that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:27, archived)
#
(mmmmmmm k!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)
# That makes my eyes hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# I'm
fully con-fused
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Trance tastic mate.
(WouldSwapABearForATiger, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# Is this another shit advert for one of your shit club nights?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# i was
just wondering that
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# i think there
is something wrong with that image, it's all fucked up.

it may not have saved correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
#
(son of crazymum, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:17, archived)
# Mario gets laid
Probably SFW (cleavage, no nipple), but have a linky just in case theres any evil boss people about
(bblgoose, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)
# christ almighty
look at those norks
(I helped save b3ta! The Incredible... accident free since, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# face wasn't too bad either
but she had a fella so I had to settle for taking pics :-)
(bblgoose, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
# Only fat birds have norks that big.
FACT.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
# not as chubby as you'd expect
although i was pissed
(bblgoose, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Add on 1 dress size for every pint you consumed.
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# she'd still only be about a size...
...oh...
(bblgoose, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# I recognise those norks from somewhere
hmmmm {thinks} ...
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Viqueen!
(I helped save b3ta! Whiffert Support the Free Balogna Movement!, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Aawww!
The Most Beautiful Woman in the World.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# I...
...would.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# only if i was drunk
and you paid me
(bblgoose, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# You'd have to pay HER.
She is gorgeous and wouldn't want your flaccid little nobber anywhere near her.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Good point
well made
(rachboc, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:16, archived)
# That buffoon wouldn't recognise real beauty even if he fell over it!
.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)
# FFS
MY EYES!
(wee-bull_is_Brian_Blesseds_Love_Child, Sat 6 Sep 2003, 16:09, archived)
[challenge entry] A childhood dilemma returns to haunt me...
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# Ahh
Vickey - the memories
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:03, archived)
# Lummie
I'd forgotten about that.
(I helped save b3ta! Samsonite, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# well hot dog
we have a weiner

that's brill, mister, canihaveaplay?
(I helped save b3ta! atomboy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# "A childhood dilemma returns to haunt me..."
Is there something that you would like to share with the rest of the class?

:)
(mmmmm... pie, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:05, archived)
# I say,
my bum hole is for shitting out of only!
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)
# Indeterminate sex
according to my editor.
Which pretty much sums up his life to be honest...
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# she was sorta
butch. A loveable tomboy. "Hey Hey Vikie"
(nebulous, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# it was a boy
he had a sister

it's just one of those foreign cartoon things where they don't know...dick.

You see?
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Right,
thanks for clearing that up. Me and my brother used to have arguments over if Vickey/ie/y was boy or girl... my brother always said girl, but then I thought he just fancied her/him/it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lukasm, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:20, archived)
[challenge entry] yay its friday!!
(happymat27, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# He looks like a lady.
I think that's why Danny Kaye loved him.
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)
# hee hee hee
(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] "I'm Viking..


...as I write this..."
(An Alien sneezed on Bill Oddies binoculars, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# tee hee!
so many compo posts it's easy to overlook this little rascal
(nebulous, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# Vike it!
VIKE IT HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Rooster, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:14, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Darryn.R, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# hehehe !
looks a bit like a beard of bees !

*edit oh , and do you have an e-mail address I can contact you on?
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)
# hahaha
dixon of valhalla !
(I helped save b3ta! ablufia v0.43 - have your face drawn, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:08, archived)
[challenge entry] New Sport: Viking Biking!
(nebulous, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# I
like that!
(Mad Frank, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# brilliant
add a bit of shadow on the right though
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
# hmm good tip
but I think I'm too lazy. It wasn't THAT good an idea, so I made it fast and dirty, just how I like my goats
(nebulous, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:13, archived)
# fucking
was a good idea, so shut up
(I helped save b3ta! aubergene, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:15, archived)
# ohkay ohkay!
I'll take your compliment as gracefully as you offer it. Arse pillager!
(nebulous, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:18, archived)
# Roll another fat one...
(G-Funk, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
# In a similar vein...
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# woo
yay. Couldn't agree more.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:06, archived)
# saucer of milk
you wouldn't happen to be ol' moylesy (on holiday) would you?
(mmmmm... pie, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:02, archived)
# hurdy gurdy doggy licky
(peska, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)
# excellent
more licky dog please.


edit: and your website is mental too. marvellous.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:53, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! popt_art, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)
# You like licky dog?
Licky licky?
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:56, archived)
# i like licky dog!
licky licky!
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
# Licky dog no sucky!
Bad licky dog! BAD licky dog!
(I helped save b3ta! Baz Fuck off, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# David Blane likes licky doggy.
Especially now: www.borntolove.com/btlpad2.jpg
(Dawn Syndrome, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# yeah
glad you licky oops like my site
(peska, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:01, archived)
# How.................
random.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)
# nicey stuffy
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:54, archived)
# dat dog
he lick so good
(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:57, archived)
# Nice tongue action!
Pigeon girl?
(I helped save b3ta! sick_boy, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
# ahem
present and correct!
(peska, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:00, archived)
# i
have just found this on my harddrive
(I helped save b3ta! limpfish, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaa!
excellent!


haven't laughed so heartily in ages
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# yeah
glad you likey licky dog
he will come in very uesful me thinks
(peska, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:11, archived)
# Lick lick
great licking and disturbing (in a good way) site. I want a cupboard like that.
(Mad Frank, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:04, archived)
# comes
in handy if you peckish
(peska, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:09, archived)
[challenge entry] With apologies to Flapjack
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Would that be
hitch-viking perchance?
(I helped save b3ta! christhebarker, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# I wasn't going to...


Because this one's a pre-op.
(I helped save b3ta! Flapjack I spay a little mare for you, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:07, archived)
[challenge entry] pubic sven

(I helped save b3ta! ilovemy5dollarhorse All things considered, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)
# not sure what's more wrong
that image, or that I used to own that hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)
# JESUS!
So did I!!! :O
(I helped save b3ta! Obz Click, ting, stamps, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)
# I've still
got one.
/edit I'll get the camera out after I finish watching the Goodies.
(I helped save b3ta! Vermin, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:58, archived)
# I'm wearing mine
right now.
(I helped save b3ta! NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:59, archived)
# I can't even tell what I'm looking at.
And that doesn't usually happen until I'm drunk.
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 19:26, archived)
[challenge entry] The Vikings arrived in their Longshops


I reduced the size of this - honest !
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
# BUGS!!!
bugs!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:47, archived)
# zips
that's what I saw
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:48, archived)
# Me
Too.
(I helped save b3ta! Collatallie Sisters, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)
# Maybe it's
a Viking Zip.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:55, archived)
# woo!
down a waterfall!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:49, archived)
# good luck in your interview
/safesphincter
(I helped save b3ta! beaubodor blogless, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:50, archived)
# cheers
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:52, archived)
# ?
Longshops?
(I helped save b3ta! Mornington Crescent Come the Envolution ..., Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:51, archived)
# Yeah...
that consused me as well....
(Biscuit Boy - aka - mcvpjd3, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 14:38, archived)
[challenge entry] Erik loved his job at the slaughter house.
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:46, archived)
[challenge entry] It had seemed so safe in the fish pond.
(I helped save b3ta! Baron von Twuntenstein, Fri 5 Sep 2003, 13:45, archived)

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