
that's rather scary looking
but lovable a yay in anyones money
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:37,
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but lovable a yay in anyones money

Total Recall

the mutants love Kuato! they think he's george fuckin` washington!
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:25,
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the mutants love Kuato! they think he's george fuckin` washington!

and the other one.
Hupla.
Good for You! Eat good idea! Drink fine execution! Wash with cute! You buy!
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:27,
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Hupla.
Good for You! Eat good idea! Drink fine execution! Wash with cute! You buy!

tosses a car away then calls it a tosser?
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:24,
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/slams door on way out
Oh and, uh, just one other thing
(I've been practising my Columbo)
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:25,
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Oh and, uh, just one other thing
(I've been practising my Columbo)

I'll be coming in my long raincoat...
Then I'll come to the party.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:31,
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Then I'll come to the party.

this is what I mean.
And your funnyness has gone in my big book.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:34,
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And your funnyness has gone in my big book.

you see that one went so far over my head I nearly experienced seepage.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:39,
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and found this :

Could be a Source of many piccy !
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:15,
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Could be a Source of many piccy !

oh it's a snake.
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
mushroom mushroom, etc etc
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:34,
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badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
mushroom mushroom, etc etc

"my cute baby"
hummm !!
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:19,
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hummm !!

would you like us to post links to every pic on google then :p
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:17,
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Turned out it was this bastard of a virus.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:24,
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(don't mean to flame, but if you didn't make this, you may want to link to it instead of posting it outright - the bandwidth usage on the host's system can go throught the roof from this board's refreshing) Cheers!
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:32,
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with wrinkles... dignified!!! she earnt them you know!!!!!!!
ahem.....not getting older and paranoid 'onest!
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:15,
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ahem.....not getting older and paranoid 'onest!

and TJ -
If I have to see another forward containing a picture of a scarecrow mooning his pumpkin ass at me I will scream.
Had to get it out. Thank you, carry on.
/goes back to work

Back to her menopause - her teenage years - the sweet child - the baby and the sweet wrinkly, grey haired foetus.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:18,
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The iFear.... AAAAAAAAARGGGGHHHH

Click for wallpaper biggieosity humongonorious
Re: BASH
Gonna head up to London for the bash tommorrow, I think, anyone else going who's not met a soul from the board?
Also any tips for stuff to do on Saturday in that there London? (I shall endevour to wank it hard of course)
PS. THE FEAR THE FEAR HALLOWEEN THE FEAR EVIL THE FEAR THE FEARS MUM AARRGHH THE FEARS FORD MONDEO AAAAAAHHHH
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:10,
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Click for wallpaper biggieosity humongonorious
Re: BASH
Gonna head up to London for the bash tommorrow, I think, anyone else going who's not met a soul from the board?
Also any tips for stuff to do on Saturday in that there London? (I shall endevour to wank it hard of course)
PS. THE FEAR THE FEAR HALLOWEEN THE FEAR EVIL THE FEAR THE FEARS MUM AARRGHH THE FEARS FORD MONDEO AAAAAAHHHH

appears in this:
www.argh-thefear.co.uk
Can't remember who did it though.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:12,
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www.argh-thefear.co.uk
Can't remember who did it though.

there's loads of bash virgins coming. As for the Saturday, it's London, there's quite a bit to do.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:13,
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You're right....
THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME etc
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:15,
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THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME etc

are going. we'll be in london about 1pm, giving us an hour to get to the prebash.
edit: 4rthur me a message if you need support
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:12,
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edit: 4rthur me a message if you need support

Wheres the prebash happening? Can I assume it involves boozing, thats really catching on nowadays.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:16,
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Bit too early for us working folk :( Ain't gonna be in town till about 6... staying pretty close to Babushka which is handy
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:22,
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I pebble-dashed my living room with peanutty shit-spray.
not really
Well mashed.
I suggest you take in the camden markets on a saturday, then eat at wagamama, then get fisted by a tranny in a gay club, then WANK IT HARDEST
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:12,
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not really
Well mashed.
I suggest you take in the camden markets on a saturday, then eat at wagamama, then get fisted by a tranny in a gay club, then WANK IT HARDEST

nobody from B3ta - but thankfully we are all alcoholics which will aid the general flow of conversation.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:14,
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Are you going? Make me buy you a pint.
(I'll deny this conversation, of course)
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:19,
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(I'll deny this conversation, of course)

Hollow legs.. you'd do well in Time in Guildford, only discovered it on Monday... £12 in then free drinks all night... they'd not budgeted on us staying at the bar all night :)
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:25,
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Our company is having a free bar tommorrow night... except they're in Belfast and I'm working offsite in Guildford... boo hoo boo hoo, the thought of all that free beer makes me very sad...
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:33,
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does anybody know where that picture of the moving eyes cat clock has gone?? it was edited to have the 'big teeth' theme, used on other pics......
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:57,
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i'm into pixels a lot at the moment. i'm doing a pixel Domo
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:01,
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But this is the greatest clock I've seen on the interweb
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:59,
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(for me at least)
Why is the board loading so damn slowly? I know I'm on dial-up, but this is ridiculous...
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:06,
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Why is the board loading so damn slowly? I know I'm on dial-up, but this is ridiculous...

it's in my profile.
what for?
WHY?
ANSWER ME!!!
ANSWER MEEEEEEE!!!!!!
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:17,
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what for?
WHY?
ANSWER ME!!!
ANSWER MEEEEEEE!!!!!!
![Challenge Entry: 100% Fact [challenge entry]](/images/board_posticon_c.gif)
It's their fault, 100% FACT

I found a dead bumgay graffiti site, it looks like paint, go paintmash it, it's awful.
Clicky for bumgay paintmash
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:54,
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I found a dead bumgay graffiti site, it looks like paint, go paintmash it, it's awful.
Clicky for bumgay paintmash

not untrue.
It's really quite good.
If Ghost in the Shell was longer it'd be better, but my current hugely-uneducated preference in the field of anime is "Cowboy Bebop".
P.s. Woo/Yay pic!
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:01,
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It's really quite good.
If Ghost in the Shell was longer it'd be better, but my current hugely-uneducated preference in the field of anime is "Cowboy Bebop".
P.s. Woo/Yay pic!

ghost in the shell,
should be arriving soon to my household.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:02,
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should be arriving soon to my household.

But the Ghost in the Shell Series (should be out soon) Is better than the film, makes akira look simple and is absolutely fantastic.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:09,
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it does indeed fucking rock
get hold of the orignal comic books, they are even better
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:16,
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get hold of the orignal comic books, they are even better

I'm really sorry if this is offensive to anyone. It shouldn't be. It's mainly a tribute to the closed-minded inbred judgemental scum that litter the streets of Bicester. I call it
"The dangers of being bumgay"

also it's crap
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:54,
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"The dangers of being bumgay"

also it's crap

I just have special needs in the field of artistic ability.
It's meant to be his chin-piston (fist)
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:56,
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It's meant to be his chin-piston (fist)

I live (near*) there.
* when I say near I mean....
woo to pic
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:58,
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* when I say near I mean....
woo to pic

if you can be bothered to drive the 30 or so miles your welcome to join us.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:01,
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I'm too lazy, and I know pub-going people only 1/2 a mile away, but thanks.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:03,
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Hard on? Wank!
Hard ons, the causes of wank.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:55,
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Hard ons, the causes of wank.

"hard on, the cause is of wank"
which sounds better but the grammar's a bit archaic
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:57,
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which sounds better but the grammar's a bit archaic

hard on, the cause is of wank
and mornings, tv, boredom, squirrels, argos catalogue, that bird who does the weather on itv, april from the teenage mutant hero turtles (cartoon, not the film), arm bands, bus journeys, tv, boredom, squirrels, argos catalogue, that bird who does the weather on itv, april from the teenage mutant hero turtles (cartoon, not the film), arm bands, bus journeys, tv, boredom, squirrels, argos catalogue, that bird who does the weather on itv, april from the teenage mutant hero turtles (cartoon, not the film), arm bands, bus journeys and little alex from playhouse disney.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:03,
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and mornings, tv, boredom, squirrels, argos catalogue, that bird who does the weather on itv, april from the teenage mutant hero turtles (cartoon, not the film), arm bands, bus journeys, tv, boredom, squirrels, argos catalogue, that bird who does the weather on itv, april from the teenage mutant hero turtles (cartoon, not the film), arm bands, bus journeys, tv, boredom, squirrels, argos catalogue, that bird who does the weather on itv, april from the teenage mutant hero turtles (cartoon, not the film), arm bands, bus journeys and little alex from playhouse disney.

first recorded usage in medieval times:
"My liege! Hast thou been carving a pumpkin?"
"By my troth! A pumpkin has been carved across my very threshold! A pox upon you all!"
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:54,
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"My liege! Hast thou been carving a pumpkin?"
"By my troth! A pumpkin has been carved across my very threshold! A pox upon you all!"

how to properly dispose of the pulpy seed-filled goop afterwards...
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:55,
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partake in the consumption of the pumpkin seed?"
"Nay sire! It is but the juice of the devil himself!
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:00,
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"Nay sire! It is but the juice of the devil himself!

looks like the Matt Lucas 'handicap' fella in Little Britain.
Weird
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:42,
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Weird

his fathers eyes...I'm assuming his father is Sloth from the Goonies...
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:43,
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the big fat thing in the film Blade that's the vampire king or whatever.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:46,
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If it's got a real cock in it, it's likely someone's boss might consider it offensive. This is a borderline case, but best on the safe side eh?
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:41,
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so you're probably safe this time. If there was a mod around they mioght have made it a link for you. It's always best to do it yourself though, keep on everyones good side.
Nice pic though, love the expressions.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:44,
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Nice pic though, love the expressions.

I'm the head of my department and nobody knows I'm wasting my time on b3ta.
Well, actually if I'm having fun it's not a waste of time.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:46,
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Well, actually if I'm having fun it's not a waste of time.

general board etiquette would dicate that linking it instead of posting direct would be good practice...even though it is borderline, as has been pointed out above
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:45,
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but it's still a big hard cock at the end of the day.
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Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:45,
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