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#
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:31, archived)
# poor thing
he looks cold
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:32, archived)
# oooooh
that's great! both ways around!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:32, archived)
# eek
gnasty
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:35, archived)
# holy cow
that's rather scary looking

but lovable a yay in anyones money
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Tonight, the animal dramatics society present..
Total Recall

the mutants love Kuato! they think he's george fuckin` washington!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:25, archived)
# open your mind.......
:)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:26, archived)
# WOO YAY
and the other one.
Hupla.
Good for You! Eat good idea! Drink fine execution! Wash with cute! You buy!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:27, archived)
# London transport decided to crack down on buslane hoggers
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:22, archived)
# Haha
I like the style
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:23, archived)
# hehe
i've allways loved hypocritical buses
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:23, archived)
# good stuff
Woo Yay
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:23, archived)
# isnt the bus a little hypocritical?
tosses a car away then calls it a tosser?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:24, archived)
# my my...
so many angles....
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:24, archived)
# Are you
saying that Bus drivers are tossers?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:24, archived)
# Phil wasn't happy, someone had nicked his Trill

(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:20, archived)
# I
love phil.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Woo
What a TRILLing picture...!!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:23, archived)
#
get out
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:23, archived)
# Sniff
/slams door on way out




Oh and, uh, just one other thing
(I've been practising my Columbo)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:25, archived)
# are you going as columbo for halloween too, then?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Yes
I'll be coming in my long raincoat...




Then I'll come to the party.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:31, archived)
# coming in your raincoat?
don't forget the tissues.

:)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:33, archived)
# Woo-Hoo!!!
I love blowing me biscuits!!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:34, archived)
# go on then
do 'rockabilly bob'
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:31, archived)
# Hmm
Are you sure he won't mind?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:33, archived)
# aha...
this is what I mean.

And your funnyness has gone in my big book.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Ah
you see that one went so far over my head I nearly experienced seepage.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:39, archived)
# Just went a googling !
and found this :


Could be a Source of many piccy !
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:15, archived)
# Yes it is a snake !
.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:15, archived)
# arrgh a snake
oh it's a snake.
badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
mushroom mushroom, etc etc
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Thanks!
Because google doesn't work on my PC! ;)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:16, archived)
# google?
what's that then?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:17, archived)
# The worst thing is what I was searching for !
"my cute baby"

hummm !!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:19, archived)
#
would you like us to post links to every pic on google then :p
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:17, archived)
# I had a problem like that.
Turned out it was this bastard of a virus.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:24, archived)
# Is it real?
(don't mean to flame, but if you didn't make this, you may want to link to it instead of posting it outright - the bandwidth usage on the host's system can go throught the roof from this board's refreshing) Cheers!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:32, archived)
# after the operation, Elsie went on to a normal life
does my bum look big in this
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:14, archived)
# Woo Yay
that's special.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:15, archived)
# looks too small at 280
haruumph
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:17, archived)
# pah !
who needs 280 size pics anyway? :)

woo !
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:20, archived)
# the loris?
I've fixed the alt title thingy
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:21, archived)
# chortle
@ alt text
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:25, archived)
# This week.....
I have been mostly dewrinklyfying old women.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:13, archived)
# smudge-
tastic


¬_¬
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:14, archived)
# she looks nicer
with wrinkles... dignified!!! she earnt them you know!!!!!!!

ahem.....not getting older and paranoid 'onest!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:15, archived)
# Isn't that
David Gower?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:15, archived)
# you
have an point....... oooh!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:17, archived)
# ooooh.....you could be a millionaire!

and TJ -
If I have to see another forward containing a picture of a scarecrow mooning his pumpkin ass at me I will scream.
Had to get it out. Thank you, carry on.
/goes back to work
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Dont you think
the 'after' looks not younger, but manlier?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:18, archived)
# Keep going!
Back to her menopause - her teenage years - the sweet child - the baby and the sweet wrinkly, grey haired foetus.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:11, archived)
# yay!
go clive!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:12, archived)
# yay
for keepy uppy!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:13, archived)
# clivey uppy !
yay !
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:14, archived)
# I fear... I fear...
The iFear.... AAAAAAAAARGGGGHHHH


Click for wallpaper biggieosity humongonorious

Re: BASH
Gonna head up to London for the bash tommorrow, I think, anyone else going who's not met a soul from the board?
Also any tips for stuff to do on Saturday in that there London? (I shall endevour to wank it hard of course)

PS. THE FEAR THE FEAR HALLOWEEN THE FEAR EVIL THE FEAR THE FEARS MUM AARRGHH THE FEARS FORD MONDEO AAAAAAHHHH
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:10, archived)
# A picture almost identical to that one
appears in this:

www.argh-thefear.co.uk

Can't remember who did it though.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:12, archived)
# As regards the bash,
there's loads of bash virgins coming. As for the Saturday, it's London, there's quite a bit to do.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:13, archived)
# Oh no. :(
You're right....

THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME THE SHAME etc
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:15, archived)
# me and a mate
are going. we'll be in london about 1pm, giving us an hour to get to the prebash.

edit: 4rthur me a message if you need support
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:12, archived)
# pre-bash
Wheres the prebash happening? Can I assume it involves boozing, thats really catching on nowadays.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:16, archived)
# here you go.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:18, archived)
# .
Bit too early for us working folk :( Ain't gonna be in town till about 6... staying pretty close to Babushka which is handy
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:22, archived)
# AAAAAAH!
I pebble-dashed my living room with peanutty shit-spray.
not really
Well mashed.
I suggest you take in the camden markets on a saturday, then eat at wagamama, then get fisted by a tranny in a gay club, then WANK IT HARDEST
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Met
nobody from B3ta - but thankfully we are all alcoholics which will aid the general flow of conversation.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:14, archived)
# or
make you oblivious to the awkward silence
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:17, archived)
# Ooh -
Are you going? Make me buy you a pint.

(I'll deny this conversation, of course)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:19, archived)
# sorry mate
bit too far for this Northern Monkey !
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:21, archived)
# Quids in!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:21, archived)
# dead right mate !
hollow legs me ;)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:23, archived)
# .
Hollow legs.. you'd do well in Time in Guildford, only discovered it on Monday... £12 in then free drinks all night... they'd not budgeted on us staying at the bar all night :)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:25, archived)
# our
works Christmas do is a free bar this year




oh dear
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:28, archived)
# Jammy Git
Our company is having a free bar tommorrow night... except they're in Belfast and I'm working offsite in Guildford... boo hoo boo hoo, the thought of all that free beer makes me very sad...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:33, archived)
# Cat Clock
does anybody know where that picture of the moving eyes cat clock has gone?? it was edited to have the 'big teeth' theme, used on other pics......
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)
# google
for "moving eyes cat clock"?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:58, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:58, archived)
# YAY
father jack
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:59, archived)
# what font is that on the speech buble?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:59, archived)
# fireworks pencil
one pixel at a time
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:00, archived)
# cheers
i'm into pixels a lot at the moment. i'm doing a pixel Domo
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:01, archived)
# if you do it
it better be... adorable
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:02, archived)
# t'will be
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:03, archived)
# Sorry, can't help there
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:59, archived)
# just in time for 7 o'clock
:)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:01, archived)
# Oooh, I likes that.
Ta.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:02, archived)
# check out it's brother clock
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:08, archived)
# To make some use of this threadwaste
(for me at least)
Why is the board loading so damn slowly? I know I'm on dial-up, but this is ridiculous...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:06, archived)
# I'm hungry
Anyone fancy a curry?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:09, archived)
# as
long as it's not Edwina
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:12, archived)
# mine?
it's in my profile.

what for?
WHY?
ANSWER ME!!!
ANSWER MEEEEEEE!!!!!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:17, archived)
[challenge entry] pea-roast for compo
It's their fault, 100% FACT


I found a dead bumgay graffiti site, it looks like paint, go paintmash it, it's awful.

Clicky for bumgay paintmash
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:54, archived)
# hehehe
revenge!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:56, archived)
# w/y/h
I've just seen Akira and it fucking rocks
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:58, archived)
# yay
got it couple of weeks back. Its great isnt it. :D
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:00, archived)
# that's
not untrue.
It's really quite good.
If Ghost in the Shell was longer it'd be better, but my current hugely-uneducated preference in the field of anime is "Cowboy Bebop".

P.s. Woo/Yay pic!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:01, archived)
# ooh
ghost in the shell,
should be arriving soon to my household.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:02, archived)
# bebop!
yay!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:04, archived)
# Cowboy Bebpo is fantastic
But the Ghost in the Shell Series (should be out soon) Is better than the film, makes akira look simple and is absolutely fantastic.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:09, archived)
# you are right
it does indeed fucking rock

get hold of the orignal comic books, they are even better
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:16, archived)
# Lovely
lovely, lovely, lovely.

Yep.

Lovely.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:05, archived)
# My first pixel art animation
I'm really sorry if this is offensive to anyone. It shouldn't be. It's mainly a tribute to the closed-minded inbred judgemental scum that litter the streets of Bicester. I call it

"The dangers of being bumgay"


also it's crap
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:54, archived)
# does one of them turn into a dalek?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# nope
I just have special needs in the field of artistic ability.

It's meant to be his chin-piston (fist)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:56, archived)
# oh.......
....kay...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Well, I sniggered,
so I'll Woo.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:56, archived)
# Bicester aye?
I live (near*) there.
* when I say near I mean....

woo to pic
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:58, archived)
# I live
In Weston-on-the-Green
Let's go down the pub.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:59, archived)
# im off down my local soon
if you can be bothered to drive the 30 or so miles your welcome to join us.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:01, archived)
# hmm.
I'm too lazy, and I know pub-going people only 1/2 a mile away, but thanks.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:03, archived)
# back at ya
wall
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] It gets worse.

Thank goodness for camera phones.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:42, archived)
# edit: oh i see !
i've just carved a pumpkin.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)
# lets see
go on. Or are you scared?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)
# very
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:47, archived)
# Took your time
with that one... ;)
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)
# is that
a euphemism?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)
# it would make a good euphemism,
but for what
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)
# Wanking it?
Wanking it hard?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:48, archived)
# "ducking for apples"
fnar fnar.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:50, archived)
# or created a model of solid man milk
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)
#
Hard on wank,
Hard on the causes of wank
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:51, archived)
# That's very good.
Is it original?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# No, but I can make it my own by adjusting the punctuation:
Hard on? Wank!
Hard ons, the causes of wank.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# or
"hard on, the cause is of wank"
which sounds better but the grammar's a bit archaic
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Or to be more accurate:
hard on, the cause is of wank

and mornings, tv, boredom, squirrels, argos catalogue, that bird who does the weather on itv, april from the teenage mutant hero turtles (cartoon, not the film), arm bands, bus journeys, tv, boredom, squirrels, argos catalogue, that bird who does the weather on itv, april from the teenage mutant hero turtles (cartoon, not the film), arm bands, bus journeys, tv, boredom, squirrels, argos catalogue, that bird who does the weather on itv, april from the teenage mutant hero turtles (cartoon, not the film), arm bands, bus journeys and little alex from playhouse disney.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:03, archived)
# "carved a pumpkin"
first recorded usage in medieval times:

"My liege! Hast thou been carving a pumpkin?"

"By my troth! A pumpkin has been carved across my very threshold! A pox upon you all!"
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:54, archived)
# this has always been the inherent danger of pumpkin carving:
how to properly dispose of the pulpy seed-filled goop afterwards...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:55, archived)
# Soup
and roasted pumpkin seeds
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:58, archived)
# "Would'st thou
partake in the consumption of the pumpkin seed?"

"Nay sire! It is but the juice of the devil himself!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:00, archived)
# Bobby Stavros
I was practicing my speed - Sorry all !


(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:41, archived)
# have another.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:41, archived)
# It
looks like the Matt Lucas 'handicap' fella in Little Britain.

Weird
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:42, archived)
# your're right
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)
# Yeah
I know...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)
# I want
THAT one.

Don't like blue.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)
# It's
his birthday, he's not dead!!!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Proper Bo
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:42, archived)
# shamown !!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)
# He's got
his fathers eyes...I'm assuming his father is Sloth from the Goonies...
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)
# yes.
chunks too.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:45, archived)
# These pics remind me of
the big fat thing in the film Blade that's the vampire king or whatever.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)
#
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)
# nsfw
sorry mate
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Eh?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Not Safe For Work.
If it's got a real cock in it, it's likely someone's boss might consider it offensive. This is a borderline case, but best on the safe side eh?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:41, archived)
# Ah...
I'm learning a lot today.

(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)
# Noone with a job has complained yet,
so you're probably safe this time. If there was a mod around they mioght have made it a link for you. It's always best to do it yourself though, keep on everyones good side.

Nice pic though, love the expressions.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)
# Heehee
I'm the head of my department and nobody knows I'm wasting my time on b3ta.

Well, actually if I'm having fun it's not a waste of time.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:46, archived)
# whereupon
general board etiquette would dicate that linking it instead of posting direct would be good practice...even though it is borderline, as has been pointed out above
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:45, archived)
# I wouldn't have thought so
Doesn't look like porn at a glance
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:44, archived)
# It's certainly mild,
but it's still a big hard cock at the end of the day.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:45, archived)
# And what could be better to
come home to?
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:47, archived)
# I prefer a nice cup of tea
But each to their own and all that
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Best time
for it.
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:47, archived)
# is that bob holness?
..
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Oh i say!
How wude!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:40, archived)
# Simple yet effective
I like
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:42, archived)
# Try as hard as he could to resist saying it, Mr T knew he'd be losing some points off of his license
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Crazy
fool
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:41, archived)
# I pity
the foo' dat pull ova T

Quit yo jibba jibba, foo!

etc
etc
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 18:43, archived)
# he he!
woo!
(, Thu 30 Oct 2003, 19:18, archived)

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