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# Found this
in my garden

made a nice pie...
(byebye, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# kill i....
oh.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# Just found this site
whilst looking for por...for bunnies...

www.clusterballoon.org/
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# yes oh yes
*bookmarks*
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# i want to do that!
utterly!

how will i find enough balloons?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:10, archived)
# but its missing the rump which
is the only part of a rabbit with a decent amount of meat on it so your pie would have been crappy?

i spot a logical flaw

woo to the shoppage!!
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# not if
you're partial to rabbit brain pie. Didn't I make that clear?
;p
(byebye, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# rabbit brains are hardly enormous
your pie would be the size of two walnuts
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
#
-----YUM!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# rabbit brains you say?

still fresh!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:05, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# hahahaha
:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:08, archived)
# hehehe...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:12, archived)
# Oh'ho'ho'
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:15, archived)
# Be
have!
(byebye, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:20, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:07, archived)
# perhaps the rump is buried
it could be a meat tuber
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# but then it would be unable to move
and thus the muscles would atrophe hence little meat
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# perhaps it's on a toning machine
i'm not saying it is, but it could be
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# a possibility
it'd have to shave first though
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
[challenge entry] Bond worried Q's latest implant


Would affect his performance with the ladies.
(Mad Frank, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:59, archived)
# that novelty icecube
is rubbish! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:11, archived)
[challenge entry] A 00 license required a dynamic but balanced personality.
(Gabbertoons, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# haha
arf!
anyone done a c5 yet?
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# hahah yep
matsimpsk!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# The first (or close) compo post was a C5.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# i can't believe they recalled them because the bateries could run out
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# what?
I was hoping to get one when they became cheap
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# i think it was a voluntary recall
ie. look if you're really stupid enough to see it as a problem then fine you thick cunt
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# were they the
customer services words?
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# i sincerely hope so
would've been if i'd had anything to do with it
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:06, archived)
# they're relatively easy to make yourself.
apparantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:02, archived)
# is q in disguise
the disguise of a security guard
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# A badly disguised porter would be my guess
I found the source image on Google with "Pierce Brosnan" ( makeashorterlink.com/?V38F23B76, image name "evelyn6.jpg") and though it perfect for the setting of Q's latest gadget.
(Gabbertoons, Sun 9 Nov 2003, 5:22, archived)
[challenge entry] Double-O-pearoast again....
I knew it would come in handy for a compo one day...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# what kind of
..... SHELLS does it use?

ho ho ho!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Badum!
TISHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhh.....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# It fires sporks at the enemy at long range,
and improvises cluster-fucks at close range.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# he was distraught
after his son's death

(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# hahahah
you are a mentalist aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! fassit is old, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# well I do try
tag you're it
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# hehehe
I really shouldn`t have laughed so much at that!!

:-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# never stop laughing
laughter stops you getting brain cancer
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# reach for the stars...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# marvellous
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# hahah
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# is that hannah or rachel?
hannah... mmmmmmm
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# hannah
everytime
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:58, archived)
# Meow meow meow meow! Spaying alive! Spaying alive!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# climb every
curtain higher!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# help me
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# that's bonkers
and totally woo
(Mrs Lovely, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# hahaha...
loon :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# woo!
hows it done?
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# you certainly need it.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# that's a bit odd
I like the rocking action
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:03, archived)
# The demonstrators
demanded


or something like that
(Dr_Seuss, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# been done before
but still very arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# hehe
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# guess who i'm in love with. (and it's not Sunshine Elephant)




That's right : AN ELEPHANT IN PANTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# hehe
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# wow a 1920s
swimming elephant, you dont get many of thwm these days
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# not like in my days
why, i remember whan all this was elephants in swimming pants....
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# $grass == $greener
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# me?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# shut up
you cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Stay away from my wife!
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# ahaaa!
gotcha!
for the last year and a bit, i've been working under the guise of a lanky teenager from wales in order to find out what you really think of me.
(I AM YOUR WIFE DAVE)
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# What cock perfume am I wearing then?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# huzzah for elephants
in pants
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# aww...
your elephant in pants is very lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# well, erm...
it it me ?
(CaptainMonkeyPants Doesn't care for it at all., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:04, archived)
# elephants
yeah!
(bigbadbarns, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:09, archived)
# I spy with my little eye
something beginning with

ermmmmmmmmmmmmm



G
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# gay
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# Nope
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# where has baz gone?
i miss being called a cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# shut up, you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# No
need to be rude!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# aaah,
that's better.
(I helped save b3ta! Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# twat mangle
:P
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
#
*pat pat*
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# C.c.c.c.c.c.c.c.c.c.c.c.c.c.c.u.u.u.u.u.u.u.n.n.n.n.n..n.
etc
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Is it
a Cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# silly that would be Gunt
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Sorry...I have a cold....
How about a Gnu?


...or maybe a row boat....
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# arguing yachts?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:51, archived)
# does ten to the galleon....
YARR!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:53, archived)
# you're mrs baz?
i'd never have guessed!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# that;s MRS baz to you sonny jim
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Grapes?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# close
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# Ghandi's
corpse?
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# don't be rediciliciclous
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# I'm not a Red Delicious
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# um
gaydar?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:46, archived)
# what?
spotting poofs in the dark????
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# whatever
flicks your switch!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# tik*ding*
THERE'S ONE!
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
# gaydar?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# I refer to the reply above odd bean
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# GenerationGav?
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# pansy
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# "GenerationGay"
you say?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:56, archived)
# GOIT
(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:49, archived)
# at my age anything is possible
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# Granules
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# beef or chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# ummmm
gargantuan gunmetal galoshes?
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# now you are being silly
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# no,
just trying to escape my MCSE for five minutes... :)
(I helped save b3ta! weevilstepmother, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# gandalf
riding atop a grand piano eating grapes from a great big gourd?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
# gratefully
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# Gysm
?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# there's always one isn't there?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# ok then, how about
gypsys?
(I helped save b3ta! StickFigureNinja is worried he may be on the list, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:00, archived)
# get thee back
to school
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
# i have no idea what i'm doing anymore

but i'm getting to play with all the teddies i've rescued from charity shops!
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# hehee
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# Yay
that's woo
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# that looks painful
spazztoy
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# Some fucker
has pinched his drum kit
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# yay for rescuing toys from charity shops!
yay for their speshal smell!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# that's just ruined it now
mothballs and old lady smell
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# febreeze!
: )
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# excellent
i put on some hard trance, hit f5, and that comes up. it goes perfectly!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# yay!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:55, archived)
[challenge entry] i don't know
(Mrs Lovely, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# how odd
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# one of the most vile images i've ever had in my head


does anyone know what time the england wales match is on tomorrow?
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# 6.23
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# quarter past the half past.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# 10am
edit : this is the real time, not a wind up.
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# i'm half welsh and half english
who should i support? I feel the need to support one or other since my dad has now explained the rules (including, to my surprise, that they can't throw the ball forward!!!!)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# england
(because they should win it fairly easily if they play well)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# England
cos they're gonna win.
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# thankee
kindly
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:47, archived)
# Argh the sodding rugby!!!
Everything in Sydney for the last month has been sodding nonstop prattly about rugby everywhere!!!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# the government will tacks anything
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:48, archived)
# badum
tschhh
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# *takes a bow*
*puts it in his hair*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:52, archived)
[challenge entry] James Bond and Q
are ever so pleased with their latest gadgets...


they are very sneaky you know! cunning even!

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# hahah
I didn`t know you had a sense of humour!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# i keep it well
hidden!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:42, archived)
# dirty panda ?
is Sue hiding in his pocket ?
(Mrs Lovely, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:50, archived)
# nah
I think he`s just playing pocket billiards
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:57, archived)
[challenge entry] Pay Attention 00 - rahdeerah rah..etc....

It's a double-o-pearoast!
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# very nice indeed
wooyayyay
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Thank you!
This compo reminds me of the time that the Americans were boasting about how they'd created a pen that could be used to write in space (or any where there's zero gravity). They were going on about how long it took to develop and how many millions it cost.

A Russian Cosmonaut then said...
"It's very good, but we find the pencil works fine..."
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# bwahahaha
those russians
(I helped save b3ta! Wildheart Baby. Drunken Mess In A Good Way, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:54, archived)
# cunt
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# can...
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# make you happy.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# I concur.
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# You are being
quite strange tonight!


Well done! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Ravenblack All the good quotes have gone, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# !!! NADS !!!
(I helped save b3ta! NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# cunt tell a waltz from a tango
badumm tish
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# hehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# yay!
i think thats what this challenge is supposed to be about!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Once again
your user name makes a good message great.
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# you mean it's not photoshop one picture of Q
I really should check the front page
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# boo!
hello old sausage, you OK?
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:43, archived)
# I'm not too bad
all things considered.
How's you and the bearcub?
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 23:01, archived)
# Smelly....Poo
(The hairy cabin fish dying of leprocy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# that's a bit small
and a bith fast to be readable
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# tisnt
bob marley, inme, fez
(DeviousMiscreant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# sorry
my monitor is at a decent res
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# mines at 1280x1024
and i still got it after 3 or 4 times round :P
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# mines at
1600*1200 (or 2048 * 1536 is i need the space)

and it took about 5 goes, which is still a bit pointless
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# oooooh
whos got a posh video card (or runs linux)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# it's only
a 9700 pro
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:40, archived)
# pah and me with my
9200 pro (which only cost £35)
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:44, archived)
# it's still fast
and makes no sense to me
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# the pic is about 2.5 cm accross
and 2cm high

im at 800x600
(DeviousMiscreant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# at 1024 x 768
it's about 2cmwide, and 1.75 cm high
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# But what does it all mean?
I MUST HAVE MEANING
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# erm...

erm...

erm...

erm...
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# in these situations
it's best to smile, nod and back away slowly
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# i'm backing away now
hoping it doesn't notice
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# i think
its post modern =/
(MauMau, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# Quite true, it's the interaction between the bodys fluids
and all the pies and burgers you eat.
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# quack, i'm bored
(I helped save b3ta! stevierar, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# how rare
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# HAHA!
woo
Wasn't expecting that!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# hoorah!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Yay for fluffy ducks

flange
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# bloody great... woo
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# Duck!
Can you see what I did there?
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# My Spaceship i created last night

(The hairy cabin fish dying of leprocy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# borked your code
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# borked it HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# ooh
please
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# sorry, saturdays are my day off
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# hmm
double rates?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# /considers
ok, but the badger has to wait outside this time
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# hehe
okeydokes
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# hairy poo
ill edit that!
(The hairy cabin fish dying of leprocy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# hahhaha
beat that you dirty flying mongrel on a chopstick
(The hairy cabin fish dying of leprocy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# i get a redex :(



erm... well yes
(I helped save b3ta! lemony, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# I saw a
mod edit.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Where?
There on the stair
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# i thought that was a mod edit there
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# That's crap

Edit: sorry I've had an argument with my beloved and I'm in a foul mood now
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# but you're right.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# Yes, but it's cruel
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# so?
being left alone in a dark room to rot and die is cruel.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# You scare me

i have indigestion
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# I scare YOU?
why?
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# Because I'm drunk
and a fool
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:37, archived)
# that's shit
(I helped save b3ta! thebear is thebear, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:35, archived)
# *applause*
let's not beat about the bush.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# it scares me to sleep evernight
(south, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# eep!
night
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# but i bet he loves being masturbated
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# pepperami is the cock.
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! A good man, and thorough, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# 100% of?
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# black on yellow
is quite authorative
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:33, archived)
# hahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Is that salami
or chorizo?
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# scared
that looks like some kind of pepperami called arnold...
(gingerolm, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# congrats fp
(I helped save b3ta! Mx-Dr Trying to be somewhere between an ape and a robot., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# Do Not Drop
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# hehehe
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:27, archived)
# Considered
(I helped save b3ta! Spherix What, with these feet?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# hehehehahahahaha
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# *dies*
oh that's good!
(I helped save b3ta! Jinxx has been away a long time, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# haha
Silly
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
[challenge entry] my sheep is the sexiest sheep in the land

How sexy is that?
(The hairy cabin fish dying of leprocy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# now come on,
it's clearly underage.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Phil Kitten, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:18, archived)
# hehe
woo piccy too
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# you can tell??

(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# You can tell by
putting your censored right up their censored and censoreding it.
(I helped save b3ta! Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch), Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# it shouldn't get into those dangerous sheep fights
i' ve been hearing about, it'll be all ugly and bruised
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# what sheep fight,
do you have a visual example?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# yes i do,
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# preempting your own reposts
is this a new level of sunshine whorage?

edit: it is lovely mind
(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:24, archived)
# i've set myself up for the alphabet a few times
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# which alphabet is that?
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:28, archived)
# this very one
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# The Sunshine Elephant
The Sunshine Elephant
The Sunshine Elephant
The Sunshine Elephant
The Sunshine Elephant
The Sunshine Elephant
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# What alphabet would that be?
Do you have a visual representation of it?

beaten too it...DAMN!
(I helped save b3ta! Generationgav, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# That is so very good
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# what does Bond want with a sexy sheep?


don't answer that
(KnitWit, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:19, archived)
# it's entered into the
FACT compo
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Kitteny Berk almost certainly drunk, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# and my powers of observation
increase as the years roll by.... :)
(KnitWit, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:21, archived)
# 12

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:20, archived)
# 12.1
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:26, archived)
# 12.1415926
(I helped save b3ta! Or is it?, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# piplusnine
(I helped save b3ta! _null_, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:31, archived)
# welcome, I wouldn't exactly say sexy
but certainly cute.

I think your username may require some more thought though, but there's no need to listen to my bumblings
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:22, archived)
# hello, how are you
i met you at kitten and gibbons housewarming a few weeks ago, you might not remember me/it/anyone but thanks for the absinthe - i've never had such strange dreams ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:25, archived)
# ah, I thought your name was ringing bells
I have a few memories of the night, not many, but a few. But you are more than welcome, you probably helped save me from myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:29, archived)
# i recall you were mixing it with champagne
and darkedge set fire to mine (quite impressively i might add)
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# you put up
quite a fight! ;)
thanks for the absinthe from me too!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)
# hello sire
how goest thou?
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:34, archived)
# not too bad,
apart from the flu...
how were your exams?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:36, archived)
# over and done with - so i'm halfway to a MSc
i'm really trying to sound enthusiastic, really i am....
(I helped save b3ta! rosey, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:39, archived)
# oooh!
then you can be Rosey - Master of Science!
Do you get to be CEng now?
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:41, archived)
# It's was my pleasure
I only ever bring it along in the hope of dragging people down to my level
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:38, archived)
# haha!
my big mistake was drinking port and brandy (mixed) with hugo when I got back to poptarts!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:45, archived)
#
Not
Safe
From
Welsh

(Pouched_species, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:30, archived)
# It's 17 sexy!!!
But Flossie is the only one for me
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sat 8 Nov 2003, 22:32, archived)

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