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# Another re-post

I need some insperation damn me working the night shift Im tired lol
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)
# no need to repost
if every time someone was bored they reposted, there'd be a lot of reposts on here and no new stuff
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# Yeah true
I just got photo shop and well..lol...proud of my achievements so far LOL
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# as you should be
well done : )
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# monkeys
barns. hitler. countdown. russians. beer mats. protective foam padding.

there's some inspiration for you.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# oooh, does it fizz and tickle your nose?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# satop reposting
if we liked it before we liked it before if we didnt we didnt

you will not getter replies for a repost mostly people will call you a fucking cranberry
/unfluffy
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# and ending every sentence with 'lol'
just fucks me off


and i have no idea why
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# lol
why?
lol
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# mmnnnnnngngngngnfffffffff
*BANG*






*thud*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)
# is it because berk does it
god he's anoying
edit: lol
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# lol
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# rofl
cuocaralott
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)
# well
people who post with no punctuation annoy me.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# I hate the internet
and everyone on it
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# i hate scones.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# i like you.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)
# i find them flakily delicious
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)
# it's a disease
and I'mm rather sensative about it if you don't mind
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)
# haha!
you flaky son-of-a-cranberry
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# son of a cranberry. hm.
sort of works if one takes it in the pastry context.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)
# especially flaky disease-ridden scones.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# you say you hate me
but you notice every little detail. Are you sure it's hate?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:36, archived)
# it's loooooove.
i'm so ashamed.


*sobs*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:42, archived)
# I hate the moon
and I dont know why
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# I usually post with punctuation and
correct upper-case character usage - but not when I'm angry.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# anger is an excuse for a lot of things...
but not for neglecting use of punctuation.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)
# i've sort of given up on capitalization
but i make an honest effort with spelling and punctuation, so that at least it's readable.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:33, archived)
# don't get me started on spelling...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:34, archived)
# Spelling is one of my major weaknesses
but you know - I do make an effort - it's those who don't who piss on my anoyance chips
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:35, archived)
# I've never found your spelling
a problem.

Only problem is, now you've brought attention to it...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)
# aisle dew
mi beast
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:45, archived)
# i'm reaching for that
start button....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)
# because if you think it out
it ends up being
i am proud of my work laughing out loud
you guys are so nice laughing out loud
don't you love this potatoshop laughing out loud
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:29, archived)
# lollol
omglol
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)
# i cant save a image as a gif on gimp
can anyone help me?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)
# yes,
they probably can.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)
# Competition?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# i'm not sure how that happened.
it's never happened before.

nevermind, let's just cuddle for a while.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# no im makin a spam monster
l
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:30, archived)
# what kind of gimp are you using?
If its a latex wearing one, the images just tend to slide off the surface. especially when sweaty
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)
# um the new one it said on the site it did not have any formats that suported animation
i
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# Administer a stern spanking.
That'll sort 'im out.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# *whiiiiiicrak!*
edit: i guess that would be a whipping. but the idea is the same.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# Ive got a gimp
that supports jpeg. he can compress himself into tiny spaces, its great
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:26, archived)
# i've found this really cool site
that i thought you guys might like

www.stapleballs.co.uk
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:23, archived)
# blimey.
i would.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# may i testify to its
gloriousness?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# you may indeed
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# aw gee guys! this site is just so cool lol
it had me all rofl and whatnot!
it's the greatest thing i've ever seen since converse shoes!
lol lol lol!
just go see it and be the coolest kid ever to frost their tips!
rofl and lol!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)
# if it's windows which I'm guiessing it is
read the download screen - first item www.gimp.org/~tml/gimp/win32/
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:24, archived)
# its late at night
and the nutters come out to play
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# yeh,
when my hair is on fire i like it to be picturesque.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# I once
had a hat just like that one
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# yay for retarded fire-animating monkeys!
and speaking of monkeys - there's a warrant out for Jack-o's arrest.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# we know
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)
# yes i should have figured.
but i just found out.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)
# that made me laugh out loud.
honestly. none of this belgium "lol" stuff.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 7:47, archived)
# Am I too late?
I went away. But now I'm back.

Now leave me alone and let me do some FACKING WORK!!!!!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)
# Odd image... Ernie the fastest Nazi in the west?
Fredjack, I'm trying to remember the name of the really ugly British politician that there was a scandal about involving toe-sucking about eight or more years ago. Can anyone help?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# david mellor
supports chelsea, apparently.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# That's the badger
cheers! I've been looking for the opposite of David Bowie and that guy was the best I could think of, well... Couldn't think of...

Thanks.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Was it
David Mellor? In his sports Kit?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# david mellor
i think...

it was mellor anyway
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# Mellor belly woble face.


If thats him, that is.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Dear God,
I'd forgotten just how bad he was.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:20, archived)
# Mr.M the sex-tounged lover boy of cheltenham
Maybe that photo was just from a bad angle - lets look at some others.





Oh no christ on a bicycle! He's hideous!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# i'd like to cover him in honey
then lick it all off.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# no idea.
you bummer.
although prince charles wants to be camilla's tampon.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# The only toe sucking I recall
is that of fergie's fella
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# ahar.
Wow. A compilation of two threads which i am responsible for. And in a way - the greatest change to history ever? Imagine : halfway through hitlers speech, he spies some saucy french maidens - and up he hops away at double time whilst Wagners brass Band plays "Yakety Sax"

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# Wagn it!
Wagn it Hard!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# Question

Where on earth do I know the name "Artie Fufkin" from? Whats it from? It's driving me mad. And im frankly too lazy to go and search the web for it.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# he was one
of the fabulous five.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# Answer: Spinal Tap
aaaaaaagh!! *rips f5 key from keyboard with his teeth*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# hate it when i get caught up here
when i've work to do.
on the other hand, i don't have an f5 key, so my pain would involve ripping two keys out of my keyboard, and that's just too much work
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# Of course!!
The tour manager guy! The complete happy baby orangutan!?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)
# sorry for being like.
err, different and groundbreaking here.

but i'm gonna post a picture.

that i've like. not like. posted before

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:12, archived)
# like wow
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)
# you non-reposting whore
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:13, archived)
# that's thinking out side of the
box

woo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
# i've ejaculated anally again.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# you mean
you've shit yourself?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:17, archived)
# ...
...


...
..yes.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:19, archived)
# ..
...



again.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:21, archived)
# *shudders involuntarily*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)
# ...


...



..yes.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:22, archived)
# like,
i'm sure i've seen that before.

but i reckon i'm probably wrong.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:32, archived)
# SORRY this is a Repost BUT!!!!!

First Tatty shop photo blobby i did without ANY help and fooking proud of it :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)
# And...
...it's still funny.

Post it again - see if it gets funnier.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:07, archived)
# the original
psot didnt get the funny response i wanted it degenrated into an argument between posts lol
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:09, archived)
# Ok

It is actually a bloody funny picture.

What do you think about the continual over-priced re-releasin of Beatles stuff?

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)
# As a massive
Beatles fan im gullible enough to fall for it :) lol
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:12, archived)
# That reminds me....
I know a guy who has the original negatives to the abbey road picture.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)
# my copy of
abbey Road on vinyl is signed by John Lennon
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)
# i have...
two copys of that vinyl and the cd, and an aquantince with the guy who owns the original negatives
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:11, archived)
# I have his corpse
- it's shit
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:12, archived)
# i ate his corpse,
which is why it's shit.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
# I wondered why
it reminded me of you
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:15, archived)
# My copy of The Twits
is signed by Roahld Dahl.

which is better?
you decide.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:12, archived)
# my copy of The Twits
is signed by Goerge Bush and Tony Blair
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
# i own ringo starr
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:12, archived)
# no its a timeshare
i own him tuesdays
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
# i get him to say
"said Thomas" after EVERY SENTENCE
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:18, archived)
# yeah

Yeah well I know Brian Blessed. And I have a Kiss LP signed by all four members of KISS. And a signed Desmond Dekker poster. And the autograph of Ingrid Pitt & Neil Innes.

So Nyer nyer ne nyer nyer.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:14, archived)
# My copy of
Gorilla by Bonzo Dog is signed by niel innes :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:16, archived)
# neil on me baby
My copy of "Urban Spaceman" record is signed by Neil, as is my "Recollections 1" CD.

I take it you are a Neil fan?

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:28, archived)
# Cant Believe its not Butter..WELL...

Bad quality sorry its 3am lol
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)
# 3 am eternal
wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)
# you're beautiful.
that's for sure.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)
# get a room
girls
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)
# care to join us?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)
# not allowed
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:05, archived)
# your loss.
*fingers sunshine*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)
# what happens
when you go through an airport scanner?

Just curious
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:06, archived)
# he gets a
"No Airports Found" result
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)
# never tested
apperently they won't set the big ones off, but will set the wands off
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:08, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)
# hahha

quality. It's the "Organic" bit that makes me laugh.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)
# Yay
Someone gets the best part of the joke :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:03, archived)
# its only 10pm where i am
there is never an excuse for poor quality
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:03, archived)
# nothing will ever chaaaange.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)
# I was bored...
blah picture blah blah shitty watermelon woo
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)
# like msn groups
you mean?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)
# I believe the term here is
"
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)
# it's been a productive day. i made an animation.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)
# good night
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)
# night
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)
# hits f5
hits f5
hits f5
hits f5
hits f5
hits f5
hits f5


.......



smacks you in the headpiece.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)
# fucksake
in the FAQ it tells you to use

msn groups

or www.ukdragon.com/b3ta for hosting.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)
# msn groups
are free and easy...

So's SandGoblin...but he's not a very good host!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)
# he played host
to my lovechild elegantly
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)
# I think that if a
woman cant bear a child elegantly, sandy doesnt have a chance mate. *beer goggles*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:58, archived)
# i think you'll find
that i have a certain grace about my procreations.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)
# eeeerm
no I wont! because youve got no chance mate! ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:10, archived)
# but i do let my visitors
do to me what they like.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# that email address again, for the hard of hearing,
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)
# what was that?
i'm a bit blind
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)
# and a bit gay

:)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)
# if you were really nice
you'd make it into a mailto link
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# i could.
but i won't
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)
# well then read it again
because you didn't read it too well.
try the section titled "My image isn't on a server. Where can I place it? "

really now. is it that hard to read the topics and figure out which one is the right one?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)
# New person. Please read our <a href="http://www.b3ta.com/features/faq">FAQ</a>.
New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ. New person. Please read our FAQ.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# again
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)
# i'll never understand
why people refuse to actually read what the faq says, and claim that they have looked at the faq even though they looked at the page, and the answer they wanted wasn't automatically up at the top, so closed it again

RAAAAAARRRRRR
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:57, archived)
# i don't think i ever read the faq.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)
# Do you have a link to it?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
# that's because you're a bummer
and you fit right in, and figured out how things work quickly
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
# the homosexual slant
certainly helps.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:03, archived)
# hehe
:)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)
# i read it
just cause i read it doesnt mean i remembered, or even that i comprehended what it said in the first place. see post a bit further down to realise that i am falling to bits it is quite clear. thats why i ended up in this place....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:27, archived)
# Oh dear
This is supposed to be the fluffy shift.

MSN Groups will do the trick, but you need to register a hotmail address first, and there are a couple of tricks to getting the image to post.

You can use the "Edit" function on your post to experiment until you get it right.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:57, archived)
# preview is handy too
and fluffy?

i thought we were gay?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)
# Gay AND fluffy!
Mmmmmmm ..... furry cosplay mansex!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
#
*bloody australians*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)
# At least we don't
dress up as sheep when we do it
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)
# *fwip fwip fwip*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)
# fluffy shift had been downsized
and replaced with spamming, pointless-thread-making trolls
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)
# okay okay
no need to stress i AM as the email says a fucking idoit. i am also an insomniac and i am beginning to suffer. i have trouble readin for a start... everything blurs the whole time (or is that the beer) but anyways yeah i had hoped you might take sympathy on a dippy bitch but NOOO you had to stress well thats me done for now maybe one dya i might post my picture but by then of course it will be old hat....
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:25, archived)
# Don't let it upset you
If you email the pic to: indole ring @ hotmail.com (leave out the spaces) within the next twenty minutes, I'll host it for you.

As long as it's under 300KB. :)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:31, archived)
# I'll cope Im sure
I'm tempted to post my picture tonight anyway just so I can get all the laughing at over and done with all in one go.

Currently trying msn groups. Thank you all for being so lovely...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:37, archived)
# British people Ahoy! Where are you all from?
(look! A thread starter without an image!)

Where y'all from? Woking's my home.

Im bored.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# if you're so bored
go to another site
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# Er...

I tried that but they wouldnt tell me where they live either.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# maybe try photoshopping fluffy stuff
and try to fit in?

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# not very nice
we pour our heart and souls into making these fine pictures
and you spit on our faces claiming we're boring you
well, i for one am in tears
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# the thought of you in tears
brings me to tears
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)
# there there
rest your gentle mullet on my shoulder
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)
# awww
everyone loves my hair
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)
# it's a true rockers cut.
rock on.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)
# i rock infrequently
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:53, archived)
# it is not how frequently one rocks,
but the quality of the rocking that makes one a true rocker
/philosophical
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:59, archived)
# or an old man
on a porch.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
# its not good
to make an elephant cry
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)
# we never forgot
when i'm 50 i'm going to hunt this bitch down
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)
# They never forget
you know.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)
# hey
I wasnt saying YOU bored me. I was just using it as an excuse to start stalking british people.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)
# a dagger
a dagger through my heart
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)
# care
for a twist?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)
# you sir
are the fruitiest fruit of them all
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)
# wow
you guys are like ... retarded for each other - GET A ROOM! ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:57, archived)
# me!
me!

stalk me!

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)
# It's easy to stalk kitteny berk
You can do it with a metal detector. =)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:00, archived)
# hahaah!
its been few and far between on the laffs, so thanks for that. =)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:01, archived)
# heheheh
wonderful
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:03, archived)
# have you ever
been to fark.cock?

*shudders*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)
# silly
chicken
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# Hey there!
I made an even more kitteny berk!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)
# hehehehe
woo!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)
# hahahah!
oh the phallas-y.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)
# badum



















tiish!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)
# HRMPH.
*gives you the american cold shoulder*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# I'm from skentworth.
Edit: It's near Frapton on-the-sea if that helps at all.
Edit2: Which is a few miles south of Torburns, if you still kind find me on the map.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:45, archived)
# do you
know where woking IS?and WHAT it is?
*shudders*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# oohhhhh
FLOPPY DISCS!

/Neil
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)
# Jellyflaps
haha has this site been mentioned here before?
www.jellyflaps.com/jellyflaps/index.php
I stumbled upon it looking for Jim'll Fix It letters as I worked with two guys who wrote off asking if Jim could fix it for them to go on the lash woth Oliver Read but got no reply..
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)
# your spamming
is even more horrifying for the forced sincerity - what are we ? fishfood?

-edit - although whoever writes the web copy for it has got a good voice.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)
# they didn't get a reply?
THAT'S FANTASTIC
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)
# I wouldnt want to go drinking with
Oliver Reads wrath
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# me!


artistified
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)
# ooooooooooooooooooo
approval, approval, approval.

(whadja do it with?)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)
# just had
a pic in front of me and drew it with the line tool in photoshop - I'll vecotr something at some point - BUT - I vote we have a small draw yourself mini challenge... =)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)
# well...
I'm 2nd from the right in this:

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:49, archived)
# indeed you are
=)

edit - *looks closer* bowlegged freak!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)
# the ground was uneven...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# yadayada
but it does remind me of www.mausland.de

if you go there now the amazingness will keep you there till you sleep - bookmark it instead.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:56, archived)
# well
i'm on dialup remember - so i'll leave the site loading and watch it in the morning :/
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:02, archived)
# oh lord...
*overwhelmed by memories of years of selfportrait assignments*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)
# did we have the same therapist?
/coat.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:51, archived)
# *snags coat on claws*
bad joke! bad!

ha, no, merely psychotic art teachers, which is infinitely worse.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)
# The term is joapied.
But yes, woo!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)
# a face
only a mother could love.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)
# i remember you having dark hair
but i was very very drunk
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:43, archived)
# woo
not ugly enough though ;-)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# FACT!
=)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)
# Woo!
Why is your hair in the shape of a cauliflower?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:50, archived)
# hair by mr whippy
FACT
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:52, archived)
# my girlfriends
grandad INVENTED Mr Whippy.

100% of actual trueness.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:54, archived)
# which explains
your hair...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:57, archived)
# No hummus, so I nicked an idea, changed it a little!


and made it crapper
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)
# are those fish?
are you stealing ideas off of Keith Moon again?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)
# hehehe
cheap bastard ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)
# I know, I'm so lame! :)
I expected more of a krilling for it though;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:46, archived)
# nah -
look at the response mine got - veiled puns never get a look in on american hour - *ducks and covers*

edit - no-one wants to take me on, you pansies! ;)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:55, archived)
# More hitler humour. A lame follow on.


Sorry.

(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:25, archived)
# well done
you found one of k3rrys php textythings and couldn't quite work it out.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:26, archived)
# ah.

Oh is it a texty thingy?

I copied the image and changed it myself.

Slap me. Please.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)
# I always laugh
when people do that..... then I usually drag another one out.... but I resist the temptation
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)
# the hitler one is a gem
as is the various few of b3tans
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)
# snopple popple
argle nerpkin.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)
# how do you make those php
pictures anyway? is there a tutorial somewhere i can read?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:27, archived)
# yes
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)
# I love google
and I don't say it anyway near enough

I hope it doesn't leave me
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)
# google
is gonna take over the world.

*FACT*
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:30, archived)
# I dont mind
as long as the decorate it for special occasions
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)
# here's the answer to your 2nd question
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:29, archived)
# I'm going to follow that tutorial
tomorrow

TO THE LETTER
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)
# it's one of the best
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)
# ellipsis fetish
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:34, archived)
# I
can always email you the source - I wrote the PHP one for all us people who don't like asp or cfm
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)
# there is a spiffy
one that i found a lot easier to alter - font/size/colour etc. it was in a .pdf i found on google but i couldn't tell you owt else about it.



can email the source too if anyone wants.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:38, archived)
# little known fact: Hitler had tourettes syndrome....


edit: sorry for the random nature of anything I may say or do. It just makes sense at the time
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:32, archived)
# this
made me laugh
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:33, archived)
# yes
swearing is funny. it should really be taught in schools so that childrens sense of humour can mature quicker.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:35, archived)
# rationing meant
they had a swear filter in ww2 too
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:34, archived)
# i like 'titty arse bumclouds',
because no matter how hard you try, you just can't get a coherent image for it.
although it's fun to try.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)
# intresting
www.angelfire.com/games5/useless/ i hate wrighting messages but i think i should have something here
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:35, archived)
# spam spam spam
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)
# hello useless
we missed you and your cheeky little postings. what have you been up to, you little scamp?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:36, archived)
# if you hate writing messages...
...why don't you leave it blank by typing a single, solitary space.

That would be a lot less effort than copying and pasting something into the message box.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)
# so thaaaaat's how you do it.
i've been wondering why it wouldn't let me post a blank message box.

feels really stupid now
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:41, archived)
# THREAD JACK
omly once more, if this is annoying please tell me tomorrow when not drunk!

G'nite
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:37, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)
# she told me off
for using that once
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:39, archived)
# Nasty
I made it and I say you can use it - what did she say?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)
# she said you didn't ask her
and so she edited all my posts
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:44, archived)
# But she posted
her image here which makes it public domain

Fnord, spacefish and Workboresme didn't mind - in fact they gave pics willingly

/edit: Why didn't she just email me and ask me to delete it? They were made originally in a NICE way to celebrate the people that made 10,000 posts
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:47, archived)
# says cock off to
proprietary ways. *claps*

Plus itsa great pic of her anyway, whats she complaining about!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 3:04, archived)
# isnt Dr Phil
that patronising bald arse off the telly?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:40, archived)
# no
she's the gender-confusing short woman from b3ta
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:42, archived)
# ahhh...
that Dr. Phil
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:48, archived)
# In reply to Mr.SSG's "Shit Pun Alert"
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# mountain
of joy
tomfool
laroy
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)
# ...
Sir SandGoblin is my name, thus there is no need for the prefix "Mr".
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:20, archived)
# how about
'gobbles'
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)
# or
bubbles?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)
# i'm forever blowing bubbles
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)
# thats
a michael jackson song?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)
# heh
i think slim did it in the 'if songs were movies' challenge
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)
# three ducks are in a pond.
they all submerge.
a little boy is watching from the shore.
when one duck resurfaces, the boy calls over to it, "hey, who're you and wotcha doin?"
the duck says, "name's mike, and i'm blowing bubbles" and swims away.
the second duck resurfaces, and the boy says, "hey, who're you and wotcha doin?"
the duck says, "name's tom, and i'm blowing bubbles" and swims away.
the third duck resurfaces, and the boy says, "hey, who're you and wotcha doin?"
"nothing," says the duck, "and my name's bubbles."
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)
# one says 'quack'
the 2nd says 'i was going to say that'
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:30, archived)
# whichever way
makes you happier
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)
# lick my elbows,
spunk demon.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:25, archived)
# mr. sir gentleman sandgoblin.
has a nice, redundant ring to it, i think.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)
# i hear
SSG already has a redundant ring
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)
# want to check?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:26, archived)
# Snarf Snarf.

that is all.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:26, archived)
# No, the Mr is needed.
It's because you are so girl-like, we all need to be reminded of your true gender.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:25, archived)
# what would you know,
cunthausen.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:26, archived)
# 24 hour LES Mans
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# that is great
greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaatttttttt
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Thanks!
I seriously wooed your throbbers
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:19, archived)
# oo er!
nice anim - love it!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:20, archived)
# eugh.
:)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)
# I Know...
sorry.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:23, archived)
# Calling Dr. Berk
Someone in Brazil has got the edge on you.
Pierced
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)
# i know.
i've seen it.

i like the piercings i have.

i don't want that many.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)
# you're jealous really.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# i like her make up
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:18, archived)
# quite pleasant isn't it.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:20, archived)
# well
i'm going to have to have a look now
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)
# i reckon i'd find her really attractive
if she wasn't 90% metal
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)
# i would
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:24, archived)
# Oh her,
I saw her on TV about 2 weeks ago.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)
# Ahahaha
You watch The Salon! Only losers watch that!

Oh, titbadgers...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:21, archived)
# right
bedtime....

nightynight guys n gals
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)
# me too...
night all...
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:28, archived)
# Goodnight :)
For some reason I have to reload all your images at least once because they always show up very small the first time they load.
It doesn't happen with anyone else...(I use Opera 7.2 by the way)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:31, archived)
# Am i?
The only fucking bastard that gameplay.com send shit to on a friday afternoon, they offer 8year old games for 6.99 and expect me to give a watermelon!

im also selling this on ebay if anyone wants to feel like David Dickenson for a day.

cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3060129411&ssPageName=ADME:B:LC:UK:1
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)
# if you were the only person they did that to
it wouldnt be very effective marketing
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)
# Give me a S!
Give me a P!

Give me an A!

Give me a M!

What does that spell?
"watermelon OFF YOU FUCKING SPAMMER!!!"
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:10, archived)
# it's spam within spam
eventually it will callapse within its own pork
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)
#
cant say watermelon but fucking?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)
# i...i thought it spelled 'spam'...
(i like capybaras, by the by. you can't go wrong with an oversized hamster. plus i once saw one terrorizing a small deer)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)
# My GiveAFuckOMeter™
is stuck on zero.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)
# have you tried
tapping it?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)
# I dont want that.
I want "Jedi Knight - Jedi College". Not academy. Give me the right one! Now!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)
# Am i?
the only fucking bastard that gets shit posted on a wednesday night, they offer games i don't want for £11.50 and expect me to give a watermelon!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)
#
no theres me too!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# They offer games I dont want for old cats and fruit
But do I care? Not a watermelon
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Shit Pun Alert.


see also

And Joel Veitch's show was just... lovely.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)
# Joel's show?
WTF?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)
# Drugs.
Blame the drugs.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)
# Yes, do.
Always works for me
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)
# There's a show?
Really?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)
# I wouldn't call it a show,
more an insight into Joel's mind and CD collection.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)
# More information
would be helpful!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:12, archived)
# on four,
just now.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)
# well
a quick scroll up and down the board in the last half hour or so will give all you need
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)
# Pah!
TV is shit, I'm going to bed!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# goodnight,
you cunter.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)
# that was the first
time i've watched the telly properly in ages


i want my money back
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:17, archived)
# Indeed.

I liked 'A Bez The Below'. 'Ave It.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)
# IOhhhh dear god man
and bollocks I missed the fucking cock waffling show
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:05, archived)
# woo!
but you missed a whole other punnage - where are the prunes?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:06, archived)
# quality vid on now
too.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)
# the chemical brothers one?
i likes that.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)
# i dunno
the "altered" kung fu one.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:14, archived)
# yeh, class.
but now it's the stereophonics.
the most boring band in the world.
they even sacked the only vaguely interesting member.
plus he's really, really short.
the cranberry.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:15, archived)
# You rely on this
to get you high. Or something?

Bruce Lee! Woo!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# Pure quality
That was pretty good.

I mean - have i been living in a fucking box for the past few weeks? How could I not have heard about a rathergood tv show? Well - its because ive been living in a fucking box for the past 44 days. No seriousley - the russian marching kittens made me laugh my goddam ass off. Magic.


(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:03, archived)
# thanks.
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)
# But
when's he going to update his website?
(rathergood.com)
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)
# didn't you know
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:13, archived)
# HA HA HA HA
"Low Graphics" Hahahahahahahhahaha!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:16, archived)
# really?
is it only in britain?
or can i get it here in the states with basic cable?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:09, archived)
# it's on channel 4
which means you wont get it over there unless it is sold to a different network
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)
# New Bottle!


updates every 10 minutes!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 1:59, archived)
# if its every ten minutes you should post it during the day
that way its spazzed before we continually hit f5 waiting for a refresh =)

ps, where are the norks? aint that what webcams are for?
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:00, archived)
# I R aving
teh man norks!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:02, archived)
# movement already
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:01, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:04, archived)
# that is one fucked-up lava lamp
what the watermelon are those finger things? jesus, where are the blobs man? THE BLOBS!!!
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:08, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:11, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:18, archived)
#
(, Thu 20 Nov 2003, 2:22, archived)

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