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# yeah yeah yeah...
threadwaste.

How many of you would buy/want this:

if I put it on cafepress?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:46, archived)
# no thanks
i cant wear a picture of a t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:47, archived)
# You idiot
you know what I mean. I just want to make the shirt is all.

Would you buy it? or wear it?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# sales techniques
#1: call the customer an idiot
(icedragon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# It seems to work
for car manufacturers. Even if they don't come out and say it, they basically do.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# it depends on
how desperate you are
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# it looks a bit uncomfortable
Would there be a cloth alternative?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:49, archived)
# It's also available
in pressboard.

GOD, it's just a graphical representation
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# hehe
can you replace the logo with that of a trendy clothing manufacturer?

I'd wear it then, coz I'm geed trendy me like.

is it in homage to one of these fellows?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# To be honest...
...I doubt if I would buy anything else from Cafepress.

The quality of their stuff is pretty poor.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# and bloody expensive
to get in the Uk.
(I helped save b3ta! Darkedge, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Alrighty
thank you for the honest answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
[challenge entry] Terrorist

Part time terrorist squirrel, no job too small, payment in used nuts please.

(Iva Brasshand, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# Used nuts?
Well, there's a thought...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:39, archived)
# Hooray for enormous building humping rodents!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:40, archived)
[challenge entry] Darn, wasn't quick enough with this one!
(Is it just me?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# very nicely done tho'...
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
# woo !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:44, archived)
# woo
Very nicely done !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
[challenge entry] It's a thankless job

but someone has to do it
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
[challenge entry] well, in that case...


at least he killed fewer cygnets this year...

(RP of 1209503)
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:33, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# lol :D
not forum code, html code.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# like
this

(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# transparency!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# Whoops!
Better now....
(I helped save b3ta! MadMike, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# use HTML
not UBB-code
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# Aha...
...those forum type tags don't work here.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# [img]
(1, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Guffaw
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# #3 michael howard


... at least twas not as bad as making the widdecombe one ...

see #1 tony blair 2189925

see #2 anne widdecombe 2316930
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# haha
that's funny as shit :D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# do IDS!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# does
this count ?
groups.msn.com/_Secure/0SQDOAroXmJI66YgqLlTF98pYZiSD7J3Rs4TVMCBqKDv94LeRrxXV70AKoIDQamdSCJI9jZcKTUIEJfuP4YW0a9Ka3iQfuo8okfqnd8ysIHI7VcJFLEQypA/torytits.jpg

MODEDIT: Made linky for office safe. Funny pic though.

...yay i finally get one edited :)...about time..was wondering when that would happen :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:26, archived)
# I'm crying now
thanks to your picture :'(
It's well made though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:30, archived)
# how long
does that take you?
(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# er...
maybe an hour at most ... it gets
quicker with practise...
(haberman is singing in the changes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:36, archived)
#
(Gobshite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# Andrew MAAARRRRRRRRR!!
Yarr!
Swab the decks etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# dual wing nuts!

i had a teacher that looked like Putin, but my teacher had a giant overcomb which made him look even more stupid :)
EDIT: isn't that Putin? oh....
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# Dual wing nuts?
Gives me an idea for another picture, now where's that shot of some bollocks and my aircraft photos?....
(Gobshite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# well
you know people with big ears are sometimes getting called "wing nut" (at least in Sweden)
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# I know,
I was just being kinda daft you know! Thanks for the explanation anyway tho'
(Gobshite, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Bloody hell!
That could be matsimpsk's brother too!

Woo sir, I say woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# roflmfao!
funniest thing if seen all day!
(erm, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
[challenge entry] The bishop was worried about falling rates of attendance at church
(I helped save b3ta! kitty_cat, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Yeah...
...the congregation seems to be halving at a rate linked to the number of marraiges.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# arf!
top pic too :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# THAT
Is bloody fabulous.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
[challenge entry] Do
you know what it is ?...as it seems to have a wheel and looks expensive..but we have no idea what it does.....

knew there was something wrong...wrong shadow...fixed now
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Woo
to the pic sir, but I have no idea what it is either!
(I helped save b3ta! Ijon Tichy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# old
too...from the 30s...so it could be anything....
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# It's
a BLOODY copier, I'm telling ya.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:27, archived)
# so
its a copier then ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tyronne Get To Falkirk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:31, archived)
# NO!
It's a BLOODY copier!

JESUS, don't you read ANYTHING?*

*Kidding, calm down
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# STUDY IT!
STUDY IT HARD!
That is very woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# It's a bloody copier
that's what that is.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# evening all... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# pfftt...
that is too woo. You scare me with you hummus, ma'am.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# Yaaaaaaay!!!!
A bemonacled frog! Thankyou, oh thankyou M'lady!
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:11, archived)
# *ahem*
that would be Miss...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# Done,
done and done.
Many apologies.
Have a cracker.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:14, archived)
# hehe...
ta... altho' i'm now waiting to see if anyone decides to point out that i'm no lady ;)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:20, archived)
# "No, no, Michael....
tell me about the lady boys!"
(I am also a [minor] Edinb3tan - which pub is that massive photo taken in your Edinb3ta gallery?)
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:21, archived)
# the big pan?
it was fringe sunday in the meadows... the other pics from the same weekend are in the beer garden of the pear tree...
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# Nice.
I'm too young for pubulating, so I just stay at home and gorge myself on TV, playstation and B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:29, archived)
# what is the grammarical (sp?)
difference?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# It's not a case of grammar...
...before the edit, it said Mr or Sir or something...
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:17, archived)
# AHHHH...
heh. I widh the board code would automatically put in an edit: after people edited their posts.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# I would have done,
but it would put an 'edit' in the middle of the sentence, making it silly-looking!
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:19, archived)
# I get ya mincey
no biggie.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:28, archived)
# Oh I say...
...that's rather spiffing! What!
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# profession? = aristocrat? = compo?
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# i did muse about that...
but decided that philosophically i had a problem with aristocrat as a profession... :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:18, archived)
# yes
you're probably right
your probably right
(I helped save b3ta! edovan, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:22, archived)
# Sing along now
Jerimiah was a bullfrog
Was a good friend of mine
I never understood a single word he said
but i'd help him drink his wine
He always had mighty fine wine
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# good character
(I helped save b3ta! rob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:34, archived)
# have a
Woo

a Yay

and a Hoopla
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:41, archived)
# oh I say !
toot toot !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:45, archived)
# oohh, I say that's rather shuperb !
houpla
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:53, archived)
[challenge entry] Judge Tiddles tries to make the childrens' court a less intimidating place...
(I helped save b3ta! 100% of Gibbon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)
# *Less* intimidating?
blimey...
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:10, archived)
# haha!
i find that quite disturbing :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# Hilarious!
What a hoot! :)
(I helped save b3ta! CTVadim Eeeeasing back into it., Tue 25 Nov 2003, 0:17, archived)
# Not sure if this is
Brilliant advertising or a lame attempt to win
more customers with an interactive website.
You be the judge. Taco Bell's new site
You have to click on "Start" then chose a menu item.
I thought it was so lame it was hilarious
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)
# wow
that's wank. All the effort of ordering food with none of the rewards.
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)
[challenge entry] bamboo cocktail sir?
(I helped save b3ta! brianftang www.brianftang.co.uk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# Woo Yay!
Wasn't Blue Peter great today! I adore Doctor Who!
(Quatermass and teh Shit, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# gerp
(jerkchicken, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# Houpla!
Afternoon peeps!
/eats shoots, leaves etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# ah, i was going to say that one.
beaten to the punch agayn.
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# Sorry :(
I'll give you a Penguin joke out of sympathy (sorry I already ate the biscuit):
What did the grape do when it got stood on?
It just let out a little wine...

Sorry
(I helped save b3ta! Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:07, archived)
# oh, that's dreadful, that is.
also not entirely certain about 'got stood on'.

but much thanks :)
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)
# not worth a new thread
promoting a friends website, she's doing a radio sex show, and needs survey's filled out...any takers? www.sexwithdesiree.cjb.com
(ratface, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)
# apparently
no takers. sigh.
(ratface, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# I would probably...
...need to have a sex life before I could complete the survey.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:15, archived)
# tsk
there's room for people with no sex life either....(i filled it out too...9 months and counting..tsk)
(ratface, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:16, archived)
# I took it.
I hope she enjoys my answers.

edit: I WAS honest, I swear.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:25, archived)
# yo yo ma townies
YOUR A CRIMINAL
(erm, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# My hoodie makes me a criminal?
I'd have thought it would have been the mugging grannies personally!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# haha
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# *shrugs*
:D
(erm, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
# hoodies make people look shady
I have an theory why, but it would probably take up too much text.
edit: and upon thinking about it, it's probably wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# ah
what the hell, we have the time :P
(erm, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)
# I'm interested to know why
I have my own theory.
(DMQOB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:06, archived)
# I think when you are wearing a hooded top
the hood hangs so much over the face, that you can only just about make out the wearers face, if at all.
It's like wearing a balaclava
(I helped save b3ta! Pootle, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:08, archived)
# really?
do tell...
(erm, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)
# Is he a member of the Yakuza?
(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# .
probably.
(erm, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# Bloody hoddy wearing scallies.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# oops
typo, just changed it :P
(erm, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:03, archived)
# hoddy hoddy
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# I recognise this
picture.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# :D
^.^

woo yay for google :P
(erm, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
# I'm almost
a regular dieselsweeties reader... I used to be, at least.
(I helped save b3ta! azerty, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Farming in the outback has become a viable option
All it takes is a kangaroo with a dream.


(burninatingthecountryside, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)
# Ha ha ha
Good old Skippy!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# excellent first post
even followed the guidelines. shocking.
and very good pic, to boot.
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:12, archived)
[challenge entry] pearost
(I helped save b3ta! Sandman-uk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)
# i like it :D
haha
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)
# DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN
BATCAT!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:54, archived)
# i thought it was more like
Catman...
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)
# but how does that tie in with the bat logo?
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# the bat logo looks like a cat with wings
cos it has the pointy ears and such, and it could possibly symbolise the cloak of which they wear.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:05, archived)
# is that batman symbol
welded to his furry little chest?

/disturbed
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)
# It was nailed there,
hence his rather surprised expression.
(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)
# ah. that explains it, then.
*now hearing hideous yowls of catly agony which would correspond to the open position of his toothy maw*
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# It's an over sized novelty collar bell
with no collar
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:57, archived)
# Don't be too disturbed
it's an iron-on
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Sandman-uk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# Good call.
(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:59, archived)
# but....
he would have had to iron it on....with, you know, a hot iron...
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:01, archived)
# What I want to know is
what is in his Utility belt?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:58, archived)
# Dog repellent
and Catnip.

It's unfortunate what happened to Robin, though.
(Astatine, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:00, archived)
# 'shop it!
'shop it hard!
(I helped save b3ta! TheFelineAnarchist, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:02, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
now THAT was funny.

Well, I had heard rumors...

(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:09, archived)
# I love that
LOTS!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
[challenge entry] maybe vet school wasn't the best idea

(tenkile, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:51, archived)
# Kinky.
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 17:55, archived)

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