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[challenge entry] man trap
(tenkile, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# hehe
would you use porn as bait?
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# CLUB TROPICANA DRINKS ARE FREE
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Up with Mutants!

clickety biggedy boo
ahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa!
(yakmonkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# oooh thats well clever that is
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# Oooo.
Blimey. How splendid.

Evening all
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# WE LOVE FREAKS
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# Ohh...
my GOD that is so woo...

the non-moving middle eye is the best!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# i didn't notice that
to begin

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# that is
remarkably woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sammo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# hahaha!
it animates! how fantastic :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# it just needs flying drool
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# holy crap!
that's very well done.
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:55, archived)
[challenge entry] Nearly....
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# Sossages
(I helped save b3ta! Scary Mary The D'oh Fairy, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# hehehe
that paw looks so camp!

wooyay!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# that is terrific.
truly.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# hehe
that's ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:41, archived)
# heheheh
rossijiss
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Oi Refereeeeeee!
In the days of old, Panda's were employed as referee's for major sporting events. Their sense of fair play and keen knowledge of the rules made them idea choices. To this day Referees still wear black and white.

(Dope on a Rope, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# 100% of FACT.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# it'd be crime if it wasn't!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
# hahahaha
the referee's a panda..... the referee's a panda!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:35, archived)
[challenge entry] Guard Dog



Or even dog soldier?
(poshphil, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)
# He he
cute! :)
(allergic to curry, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:51, archived)
# Alternate view

A full 50% bigger
(I helped save b3ta! underneath the weeping willow, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# Woo.
Nice take on the situation.

hello everybody
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# f'real
that's wow!
(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)
# Very clever!
I like that!
(I helped save b3ta! Bitchy Teresa is bitchy, duh., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# obligatory:
is that real?
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:37, archived)
# Bridge: Check
Helicopter: Check
Shark: Check

It's real.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:39, archived)
# thank christ
for that then. fake sharks scare me even more than two-headed fake ducks.
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# ...
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# WOO!
yay and indeed hoopla
(DMQOB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# I think that is grand
Woo and Yay to it
(Ellis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# aww
that's a bit nice
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:25, archived)
# miaow!
(I helped save b3ta! bananaman, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# aww...
lovely :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# ...
Stuart Lee has just been offered a warehouse full of copies of his own novel by the publishers at 75p each. Sales, they say, have slowed considerably. What do people think he should do?
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# WTFAYBOA?

(Ellis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# he appears to be telling us
that Stuart Lee has just been offered a warehouse full of copies of his own novel by the publishers at 75p each. Sales, they say, have slowed considerably. and then he quizzes us as to what people think he should do?
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Oh!
I see
(Ellis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# Mr Elephant?
as you seem to be answers man.
Who is Stuart Lee?
(DMQOB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:26, archived)
# Was he the floppy-haired one
of the Lee & Herring semi-fame?
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
# nah he
was the Morrissey-quiffed one

edit: went to see Richard Herring too, in "Talking Cock" - that was quite funny too, although the guy before him, Rob Deering (Dearing?) was hilarious, just because everything was so surreal
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:29, archived)
# that's who i meant
and have your temptations led you to want my guitar?

oh go on...
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# hahahaha!
i`ll see how much money i have come pay day!!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# hurrah
it's the b3ta sale

justhere bought my playstation :)
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)
# i dunno
but he's got a great tache
www.capital604.com/pics/junior/s-lee-autograph.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Spoon, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# My
that's a good'un
(Ellis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# Use them
to build a house
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# write a better book
by the looks of it
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:18, archived)
# new meme?
"squatter girl"

check out this link. I think we should bring her into the fold . . .

www.planetedm.com/gallery/view_album.php?set_albumName=squatter
(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# ooh it's dr phil
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
# haha
we need to show them whose the real boss of the shop
(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# too tall
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# I think
I rather like OUR memes, thankyouverymuch. Although, if you made something with her, you never know.. she could become a meme.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# EVERYONE JUST CALM DOWN
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:23, archived)
# I'm CALM?!?!?!?!
Aren't I ALWAYS fucking calm????

arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:30, archived)
# you should calmly
shop the squatty gurl.
(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# You fuckin shop her!
I'm not your meme-making bitch!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# How does one pronounce 'meme'?
What does it rhyme with?
(Marky-, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:31, archived)
# rhyme with
team, or beam, or squeem, or dream.
(mixtapes, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# I always read it at "meem"
so it sounds like 'dream' and 'bream'.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# i've always read it as
memmy


but i'm like that
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# I thought it would be 'mem'
but it appears as though I might be wrong...
(Marky-, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# I suppose that technically, in the English language
a vowel, consonant and 'e' arrangement places a long stress upon the vowel.

For example, 'man' to 'mane' or 'plan' to 'plane'.

linguistic, me
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:40, archived)
# I read it as
Mee-mee
(Ellis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:44, archived)
# oh dear is it one of these moments?
New person. Please read our FAQ.

yes I think it is
(DMQOB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# it is one of those moments...
...but not a new person...

,,,just a bad post.
(mattcoxonline is currently Offline., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# yes
but it was also an occassion to use my new toy :)
(DMQOB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:22, archived)
# your new
toy?

do we want to know?
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:36, archived)
# It's almost like
this is some sort of board for messages
(I helped save b3ta! wayward., Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:38, archived)
# Join a travelling circus,
and change his name to Big Clive.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:20, archived)
# I went to see
Stuart Lee live a few years ago and he was really funny!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
[challenge entry] If turkeys were chefs!?!
(Is it just me?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)
# HELL
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
(DMQOB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# that's almost NSFW
and I don't even wanna KNOW where you got the source image from.

But it is fucking WOOYAYHOUPLA-tastic!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# think that's bad...
you should of seen what was in the turkeys place beforehand!
(Is it just me?, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:27, archived)
# NO...
No I should not.

Nor would I want to.

That's just wrong... wrong, wrong,. wrong.

Penises go in women and food processors.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# i was completely in agreement
until that last part. i mean, food processers sure. but let's not get carried away, even if you are in trend-setting CA.
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:34, archived)
# oh
dear. no. i think we're safe without that knowledge. thank you though.
(rednc, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:33, archived)
# ewww
stuffing poop into a sleeping mans ass is weird
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# Not poop
paxo.
(DMQOB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# I er..
don't think he's sleeping
(Ellis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:28, archived)
# STUFF HIM
STUFF HIM HARD


I'm crying.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# that's
soooo wrong
(NoToRiouS, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:17, archived)
# Yet so funny.
*wipes tear*
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:32, archived)
# haha
that is truly genious :D
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# excellent
tea/keyboard event
(I helped save b3ta! lord bofingham, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 21:29, archived)
# I don't even need to say anything.
Woo! Woo!

But boo to the source pic
(A Wooden Leg Named Smith, Tue 25 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)
[challenge entry] Somebody has to do it

sorry for crapness, but it took too long (somehow) to not post it
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# You shouldn't panda
to such pressures.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# badum tish!
:)
(DMQOB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Quick!
Someone Touch Me!
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)
# Any particular
place?
(dominocat opinions only valid until, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:14, archived)
# not really
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# *prods*


(DMQOB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:15, archived)
# always a chore
never a pleasure
(DMQOB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# *prods*
don't worry, you're real
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:16, archived)
# phew thannk
(I helped save b3ta! ChaosTime The Fucking Moon Lord, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:19, archived)
# Inspired By Curry and Beans

And i like the word Chunder
(Cockfosters!, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# hooray
for the word Chunder!
(DMQOB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:07, archived)
# Chunder on Garth.
Chunder on Wayne.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# Fly away Garth.
Fly away Wayne.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# Chunder
Chunderson!
(DMQOB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:10, archived)
# Chunder...
Chunder...
Chundercats...
Ho-oooooooooooooo!!!1!
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# Chunderbirds are go

(Ellis, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:12, archived)
# Chunder and
lightni... ahh watermelon it.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:24, archived)
[challenge entry] She's luvvvly
Yes thats right, she's a guide dog

(Dope on a Rope, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:05, archived)
# Yay!
It wasn't that long ago I wore that uniform. My dad always said the other Rangers were a bunch of dogs.
(ghettobooty, Wed 26 Nov 2003, 4:23, archived)
[challenge entry] repost for tha comp....
Though I don't do this for a living...

(inflateable, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:04, archived)
# wooo
that looks rather good!
(I helped save b3ta! viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# the quality of that
is astounding
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# that
is perfect :)
(I helped save b3ta! zerolicious, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:21, archived)
[challenge entry] U.S Navy seal in action !!!
(juckle03, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# Mommy, mommy! I can see santa!

That's nice, dear.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# Arf! Arf! Arf!
Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! splorp ®, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# WRONG!
SO wrong!

OMG I'm dying! That's hilarious!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:01, archived)
# It's an old joke
but eceptionally well excecuted!
(Juan Sanchez Villa-Lobos Ramirez is seriously considering a shorter username, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:02, archived)
# Indeed
but the old ones are still the best
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# haha!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:06, archived)
# Genius
another laugh out loud in the office moment!
(DMQOB, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:09, archived)
# hahaha
yes !
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Had to be done...


(Bertie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# THE ANTI VETS ARE TAKING OVER!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# It's inevitability.
(vork and burlap, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:11, archived)
# i went in one of those machines recently
was scared but nothing to worry about really.
well, except from the possibility of me having epilepsy
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# We're...

Supersize - 616 Kb
In honor of my 500th post.

(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# We're... bigger

Supersize - 616 Kb
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# Woo!
Memetastic!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# why are you bitter?
It am woo.. although I could swear I've seen it before.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# oops, corrected to "bigger"
i did a lamer version a couple of weeks ago
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# It is grand
as all of your images are.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# thanks
i should've added a tribute to Google in there somewhere... maybe next version - i'll loose the monkees and add google images on the drum or something
(b3rl1n, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:03, archived)
# good work
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:50, archived)
# but what's it dancing to?
were you the one who did the postbox photoalbum recently? i didnt save it cos i presumed it would FP but didnt. so if it was you, can you repost it please?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# top of the pops
and i don't think that was me
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# It was matsimpsk
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# any idea where
i could get hold of it then?
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# here
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?name=matsimpsk
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# it's probably in his profile...
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=11822

not being lazy not checking, just got loads of stuff downloading so they haven't all appeared yet!
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:00, archived)
# thank you both
here it is
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 19:08, archived)
# see matsimpsk's profile
they were all in there last i knew
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:59, archived)
# grind it baby!
needs music*


*as you can see, I haven't entirely thought this idea through
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# wibble wobble !
(I helped save b3ta! Tedmus, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# Thrust it!
Thrust it HARD!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# hehe woo !
Is it made of jelly ?
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:54, archived)
# is that a suggestion
for an Ice Zebra 'toon?
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# hurrah! top post box action :)
(I helped save b3ta! eclectech is older but no wiser, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# woo!
there's been a lot of postbox posts recently = )
(I helped save b3ta! evil pixie, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:58, archived)
# woo!
Hi Steve,

many thanks for your e-mail. Your act sounds brilliant, is there anyway that you could send us aVHS of you performing the act to the address below?

Keep watching the show and we look forward to hearing more about your act.

Best wishes

Gerard


GERARD WILLIAMS

Assistant Producer - Dick and Dom In Da Bungalow
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:48, archived)
# Which 'act' would that be?
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# wrapping my legs
round my head whilst balanced on my hands.
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:51, archived)
# Oh that one!
Ha ha ha, bloody funny, go for it!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# whos steve huh
is he a truck?
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:52, archived)
# me steve :)
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:55, archived)
# yes yes ...
but is he a truck ?
(I helped save b3ta! oCo, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:56, archived)
# ....yes?
(I helped save b3ta! Zykatious Is all like WWOOOAAAHHHH, Fri 21 Nov 2003, 18:57, archived)

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