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# Saw this down the woods today

looked a bit nasty to me
(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# no
he is a fun guy to be with
etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# a mushgloom
what?
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# wooooooooooooooooooooooooo
mushroom of doom!
not a funghi to be around!
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Never
trust the evil mushrooms
(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# don't trust the good ones either
they're evil too... but cunning about it
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# You seem to be privilage
to inside mushroom information... don't talk too loud, they might be listening.
(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# Don't trust him, Pudsey
(I helped save b3ta! weirdbeard, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# hahahah!!
HULL!

NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# I just spazzed
and saw your morrisey thing - it made me laugh like a monkey!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:28, archived)
# You are a bad bad person.
But you made me laugh.
(nan-demo, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# hahahaha! Pudsey can join the jury...
(dognutz, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)
[challenge entry] I'm not sure but does this count ?
(peewee13, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# well
I suppose her car windows will be clean
(dognutz, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# Which compo
are you entering it for?
(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# "giving animals a job"?
that's just harsh.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# hey it's a cruel world
get over it
(peewee13, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# no.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# it really
is offensive and I don't care for it
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:12, archived)
# Well...
technically it's accurate.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:08, archived)
# heheheheheh
the lizard tongue makes him look like Tencious D bloke!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# jack black?
that's disturbingly accurate.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# dass
the one! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)
# i spend a good 10 minutes on this

*sigh*
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# why?


avast!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# far better
than mine
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
[challenge entry] Pandas would be the unhappy housewives in The Suns problem page photostory.


Sorry for size, if you want me to shrinky and linky I will.
(nan-demo, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# good lord, that's creepy.
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# She shouldn't panda
to his misogyny.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# ouch
; )
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# Better stop there,
or there'll be another bout like we had with the cows this time last night.
That was ugly.
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# That made me cry.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# i'm glad i missed it
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# Hence my
new title.
:)
(The Ghost of Stephen Foster, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:06, archived)
# that's just wrong
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# Had Photoshop for a month..
..and all I seem to be able to do is give women fur.
(nan-demo, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# i can't do that
and i've had it for yonks


make a saga

it worked for me
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# It's a talent . .
More furry women please :)

Erm . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# If you really want them.
This has them so far. I'm trying to ween myself off them but I don't think this compo will help.
www.nandemo.btinternet.co.uk/womanimalwarning.htm
(nan-demo, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:05, archived)
# I'd do her
:P
(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# "He only
mates with me once a year at best" - panda photo casebook
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Right . .
I'm hooked, what happens on day 2 ?

:¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# ...
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooo!


yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Beve The Spaniard broke off his horse's head, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 8:39, archived)
[challenge entry] Gerbils make excellent gynacologists!

(Is it just me?, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# SHOP IT!
SHOP IT HARD!
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# he already
has..
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# oooh that's
awful... my friend had that... stung like crazy!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)
# Animate it!
Go on.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# More of a
Proctologist maybe ?

W/Y anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# Disgusting
Good job. =)
(nan-demo, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# "LOL"
brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# QUICK QUICK!
TURN ON BBC 1! ITS EVERYONES FAVOURITE GANGSTA RAPPERS
(Skippy_T, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# heh
bassard.
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# i disagree
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# yay johnny2!
post something!


you am my god!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# look down
and b3ta search for ross kemp


my week's work
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# i`ve seen them
but I crave new material!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# that fans are so hard to please


saga will continue on sunday

busy day tomorrow
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# bah!
sod your busy day!

entertain me, young Johnny2!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:03, archived)
# it's not mine
but it's bloody good!

pearoast

www.aqrp56.dsl.pipex.com/b3ta/rugby2.jpg
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Look


it's just some rugby players holding a penguin you know :-)

edit - but thanks
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:55, archived)
# that guy looks
weirdly like nicholas anelka
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# How unfortunate.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# Anelka
doesn't have feathers you loon
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# oh yeah
my mistake
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:02, archived)
# BASTARD!
Who?
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# who were they
they were horrid
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# We have "favourite" gangsta rappers now ?
I beg to disagree :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# yes
surely everyone has a soft spot for blazin squad
(Skippy_T, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# I have a freshly dug plot . .
Does that count ?
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# fvck that
I'm watching South Park

(and I'm drunk)
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# i might watch
some mystery science theatre 3000 vids...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# what is MST3K like?
keep seeing people talk about this but they don't show it in the UK that I know of, except some film which I missed :(
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# MST's
are amusing to say the least. Especially since, on the whole, i've probably already seen the film they mst.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# I want to see the MST3K version of
this cos I picked up the video some weeks back and it's really terrible, I love it!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Hehehe
The floor polisher bit sounds familiar, but I can't remember having seen it.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# sommat to do with
the hero doing a chase in some kind of golf cart I think?

you still on the shots? ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:57, archived)
# nah.
They started making me feel sleepy rather than drunky. I'm getting close to heading off to bed anyhoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# gay
dar!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# So
you say.
(I helped save b3ta! Lethe is carrying a spade. SPANG., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:59, archived)
# shit if that`s
the one I think it is, the mst3k viewing is bloody brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# hey there's a heap of DVD box-sets available
wonder if they're worth spending that much on
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:00, archived)
# if I had the money
I probably would (depending on the price) but I don`t (yet)...
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:04, archived)
# there's 4 region1 box sets available
play.com has them for £35 a piece, making a total of £140 for all 4, eep!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:13, archived)
# two robots and a guy
sit and make jokes through an entire showing of the best/worst b-movies ever.

it's pretty damned funny.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:52, archived)
# a lot
more succint than my reply, and equally accurate!

mst3k rules!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# woaaa
you have no idea man!

they used to show it on the sci-fi channel on sky/ntl/whatever

basically a mad scientist is looking for someone to do some tests on, so he clobbers one of his underlings over the head and sends him into space to join to robots on a spaceship

.. and they spend the episode in a cinema watching really shite b-movies and ripping the piss out of them

it`s the most amazing thing ever!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# time to jump back on bittorrent then
I thought I saw some episodes for download once...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# they`re all
class - that show cracks me up! :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# i miss watching those late at night.
they come on sci-fi at some god-awful time early sunday mornings here.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# i`m
trying to nab a load off kazaa, but it`s going verrrrrrrrry slowwwwwly
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# I couldn't give 2 shits if i tried.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# you need more fibre
in your diet
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# Duly noted.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# QUICK QUICK!
there's some odd but very nicely made animation on C4.
(I helped save b3ta! dipdapdop, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:58, archived)
# Listen, Elliot... whatever your name is kid
would you just fuck off!

(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# HUZZAH
jolly good
(Skippy_T, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# WoO!
excellent shoppage!
(Roland Deschain, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Hehe!
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# to be a touch pedantic
he's giving the finger to us, not elliot.

woo yay
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# he is in
mid-pivot
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# or been
"doing a michael"

(alledgedly)
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# have you noticed
that gollum is like a schizo version of ET
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# I see him more as a greedy yoda
with a penchant for rings.
*snigger*
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# don't lower the tone


although with et's finger in that pic...
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# hahah
perfect!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Later that week...



The police would be using the phrase 'suspected inside job'

Click for big.
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Woo . .
That deserves a Woo Che:


(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmm
cheese!

edit: the big version looks like a screen shot from a computer game - woo! cheese chase!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:54, archived)
# this took me
FAR too long.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# i made something very similar
without the peg leg
*note to self, put in peg leg*
(The Cosmic Boy Zombie (Formerly Pirate Cat), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# damn you
it probably looked better too.
'pirates' just has too few letters )c:

Right, I'm too tired to do anything decent or funny, so I'm off to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:50, archived)
# ..

massive
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# yay!
my love yoda!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Woo!
did you render that yourself?
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# potato
shopped
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# learn the ways
of the space rangers you will
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# and infinity to beyond
a space ranger, I am!
(Johnny2 Harrumph!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# mmm to infinity
you will go.

yay
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Dare to believe!

Click for Flash
(I helped save b3ta! Quelabra Don't Knock New York, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)
# woooo
trans-domo...

Domos in disguise!
(I helped save b3ta! Zak McFlimby Twibbling @McFlimby, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)
# DOMOBOTS!
TRANSFORM AND ROLL OUT!
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)
# yay yay yay!
he's more than meets the eye....


*edit* - oh god, we're all tranformer whores.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)
# argh!
just too good!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)
# HOO FREAKING YAY!
What a fantastic, original idea!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)
# Domotransformer?
Are they in the shops for Christmas, I want one.
woo yay smooth animation I tip my hat to you good sir or madam.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)
# woooooo
love the titles!

go domo... go domo!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)
# hdgsjg
he looks like a brown furry igloo
(Skippy_T, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:43, archived)
# by the matrix!
(I helped save b3ta! rogan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# fucking awesome
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# haha
woo!
i remember him.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# count duckula?

groovy!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# Thats amazing,
Nicely done. Would love to drive that on the Eastern Highway to work.
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# wow
un-real
woo
(I helped save b3ta! pippy is a truck, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Haha! Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# flippin inspired!
(I helped save b3ta! mrRush, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# that
is bloody brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! CowJam, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# fvcking woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# i feel duty bound to say
that is aces!
woo yay senor!
(darkness (not like the band), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:09, archived)
# Meanwhile, in the Home Pregnancy Kit department...
(I helped save b3ta! weirdbeard, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Roffle!
Lamao!

EDIT: And only £4.25 for 10 litres! Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)
# yahaha!
eew, but woo
(I helped save b3ta! verbal, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Gent Cement, Man Mustard
with these euphemisms you are really spoiling us.
woo yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)
# well then
here, I will spoil you some more
(I helped save b3ta! weirdbeard, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)
# That's a whole lotta spunt you have there.
;o)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# hahahahaha...
Gentleman's relish.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:45, archived)
# Let's fist again!
That one was bloody SHOCKEn HAHA
(Countess_Batula, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)
# bloody threadwasters
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)
# You did what?
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)
# I'll tell you what I just did (threadjack moment coming up).
I can't believe it but as I just left my mate's house, I walked across his garden (say garden, it's just a pile of pebbles) and, unbeknowing to myself and, indeed my favourite shoes, stepped in a pile of cat shit.

I jumped into my trusty Sierra, did a three point turn at the end of his road and thought 'strange smell coming through the ventilation'. Just as I was about to boik, I stopped and noticed the smell was coming from the footwell.

Ladies and gentlemen, my car was covered in the stuff. Thankfully, I had an emergency can of Lynx to aide the open windows. I've done whatever I can in the dark to remedy the situation but I'm not looking forward to the morning to complete the clean-up operation.

This just finishes off a catestrophically shite week for me.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:44, archived)
# torch the car
its the only way!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Nooooooo!
Not my beloved Sierra.

Sure another can of Lynx'll do the trick.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# or soap and
a scrubbing brush!
*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# I'll take that second option, I think.
*begins to disinfect shoes*

Fuckity, watermelon, watermelon, watermelon.

edit: ngggggh - I can't even swear properly now!
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Only one solution.
Kill the offending cat.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:48, archived)
# Uhh, right...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)
# hahahahahaha
that is so funny and so topical - it was even worth seeing a threadwaste just to see that.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)
# you
insane vegetarian
(Skippy_T, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)
# you
rang, m`lud?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)
# this thread is officially
a primary school "what happened to you this week?" thread.

so come on, what happened to you this week? write neatly please, and don't go over the lines
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Knob all.
As usual.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)
# D-
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:36, archived)
#
that was a d minus by the way, not some kind of mental smiley
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# A dribbling
blind fool, perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# |¬D~
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Oh good.
I presume that included extra marks for punctuation?
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# naturally
you lost points for not writing "THE END"
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)
# And for not illustrating it
with a picture of me, my parents, my brother and an imaginary dog stood outside our secluded square house on an unusually sunny day.
(vork and burlap, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:41, archived)
# i thought it was
an eyeless person dribbling
(Skippy_T, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)
# Uhh...
1) I skipped lectures.
2) I went to work and got shouted at by arsey customers.
3) I went to the doctors, got told I needed physiotherapy and given Temazepan.
4) I slept. A lot. Mainly between 7am and 4pm, causing item 1, and part of item 3.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# i got told off by my german teacher
for decorating my book with swastikas and hitlers
(Skippy_T, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Did (s)he make you
march around the playground?
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:38, archived)
# hahaha
yeah, i could see that.
(I helped save b3ta! cwethan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)
# .
I ate lots of cheese
(I helped save b3ta! weirdbeard, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# I sold a digital camera for £109
money will come in handy for an A/V receiver for my DVD player
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# Erm . . .
Work
Work
Shout at microdirect
Work
Work
Shout at microdirect

(repeat ad nauseum)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)
# went to school
primary school, shouted at some children... felt better...
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:42, archived)
# I was exiled to Merthyr Tydfil to work for a week.
And it was shite. See above story about cat shit for more shite.
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:46, archived)
# You were just a few miles
from myself!
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# Really?
Where art thou livist?
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:51, archived)
# Swansea.


For some reason, I feel the need to apologise...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:53, archived)
# Hmmm.
It's still about 30 or so miles away.

I've been to Swansea on a number of occasions. The curry house half way between Sketty and the Mumbles is exceptional.

I've had a shit week. Compounded by shit in my car now. *runs off crying*
(I helped save b3ta! whelkboy is old now, you see, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:56, archived)
# You might have to be
a little more specific - they're everywhere around here...
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 1:01, archived)
# Got drunk.
Ate yorkshire puddings.
Found out I have a report and about a semesters worth of work to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:49, archived)
# when hip-hop met b3ta level humour...
www.fatlacemagazine.com/archives/HHC%20pages/dobbers.htm

NB: may help if you are familiar with hip-hop, but hey who cares... it's hasily drawn cocks everybody!
(darkness (not like the band), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)
# gay-z
chuckle chuckle
(Skippy_T, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)
# You can't go wrong . .
with a hasty cock (or so I hear)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Let's hear it for the live action version of


Alberto Frog and his amazing amimal band
(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)
# is it
strawberry milkshake?
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)
# hehehe
mmmmmm ... chocolate
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)
# Mmmmmm
lime
(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Mmmm Man Mustard
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:47, archived)
# BOD!
woo
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)
# I think
someone should do a live action BOD!
(Monskervator the Monsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)
# DeNiro has the rights . .
whether it will ever see the light of day is another matter . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:40, archived)
# The savagehenry saber


(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)
# star wars rounders?
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)
# 


              h
    s a v a g e 
              n
              r e a l l y
          g a y


edit: although it`s quite good... but I didn`t say that
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:33, archived)
# your just a happy baby orangutan
thats right...i said yur a bloody happy baby orangutan!
(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)
# *snigger*


i suddenly like the filter.
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)
# Why what happened to the previous post?
Something get changed?
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# *magic*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)
# Nice work
Shame my screen is in 16 color mode, must be great @hi color mode.
(I helped save b3ta! NIrving Cannot think of anything to say!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)
# ......
hahahahahahahaha :-D
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# jeezus that animates slow
900mhz cpu not fast enough?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:35, archived)
# i think its his shitty host
its only 250k
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:37, archived)
# unfortunatly true :(
:(
(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)
# download speed not a problem
got adsl, IE5 behaves like a pig with big gif anims
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:39, archived)
#




(Mushy pea, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)
# subtle
woo
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)
# woo
took me a second
(Spinkeh, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)
# woopee doo
didn't notice it at first
(Skippy_T, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)
# that's it
i'm going to bed

edit: children in class action more like?
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)
# me an' all,
buh-bye!
(I helped save b3ta! witchy is covered in BEES, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Off too . .
Night all :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! Tabazan - Stoneage Dinosaur, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:32, archived)
# yup
thats good

errrrrrr..... psst its a redex
(darkness (not like the band), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)
# it's a very detailed one
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)
# im still looking
do i need my glasses on?
(darkness (not like the band), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)
# that depends
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:30, archived)
# er
no still dont see it. i apologise for being a spacker then it appears
(darkness (not like the band), Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:34, archived)
# .
not from where im standing
(Skippy_T, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)
# that`s bad
and good...

woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)
# Ahahahahaha
very good!
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:29, archived)
# <Mr Garrison>YOU GO TO HELL. YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE! </Mr Garrison>
I'll join ya...
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:31, archived)
[challenge entry] "I'll be famous for football if it's the death of me..."

Click to see clearly...
(I helped save b3ta! King Ralph is drunk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)
# woo!
mong arm!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)
# the spackiest
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)
# you cold-hearted bastard



woo
(I helped save b3ta! Reverend Dan, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:26, archived)
# Poor
Sonic :(
(I helped save b3ta! matsimpsk, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:27, archived)
# I would.

/GAY BAR! (for the second time this evening... this is getting worrying)
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke Of Your Fingers feels like an old man... mmm, tasty!, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:28, archived)
# Badger Coroners would be nice


You gonna eat that?
BIG---
www.michaelbollweg.com/savage/mutantimals/badger.coroner.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! savagehenry, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:23, archived)
# snuffle!
comp it comp it

woo
(I helped save b3ta! blind pew 'bandwagonesque', Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:24, archived)
# They also do animal stitch togethers

clicky da pic for a bigger operation
woo yay for your pic
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 0:25, archived)

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