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# oops.....
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)
# elephants are SO this evening
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:26, archived)
# haha!
woo! like it
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:29, archived)
# wow!
i'm amazed at how you've done that water.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:52, archived)
# thanks
it was my first go in image ready.

I just drew them.

I was disappointed at how large the file was though. any hints?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:56, archived)
# amazing for a first go!
the file size is pretty good. there are a few ways i try to reduce files.

there's an optimization window in imageready, where you can adjust optimization settings. i usually reduce the number of colours, increase lossiness, turn dithering on or off (depending on the image), take some of the frames out, then if all else fails, reduce image dimension.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 18:13, archived)
# woo!
nicely done
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:53, archived)
# In preparation for the Brass Ornament stall at the local village fete
Mr Smallwhistle stayed in to polish his....BLANK



Sorry, it's been a while since my last post.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:25, archived)
# Hahaha
luverly expression on her face
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:28, archived)
# Taking the dog
for a walk...


...sorry

Now with added shadow...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Ew!
He seems remarkably unbothered by the hefty curler on his nice brogues.

*whispers; Isketch, anyone?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)
# aye
why not
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)
# oh go on then
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Go on then
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:15, archived)
# Yep!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:17, archived)
# Not sure what it is
but I'm keeping it

Click for Gallery - will open in new window
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# ooohhh!
he's lovely can I have a ride? I'd like one of those it looks realy freindly.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Course you can
but it's two shillings and a ha'penny
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)
# that's extortionate!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Humph
fair enough, I'll forget the ha'penny
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)
# that's more like it
:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)
# *digs deep*
oh I've got 2p some lint and a button, oh and a star trek traiding card will that do?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)
# If it's a shiny
you've got a deal
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)
# yay!
*jups on the animal*
what's it called?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)
# It's called...erm...errr...
Stabby Pokey, or Fred
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)
# How does it
smell?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:11, archived)
# it uses
it's nose
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)
# G
r
o
a
n

Grrr.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)
# Quarter past five
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)
# with its
nose?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:12, archived)
# A fine profile...
and I dare you to 'shop me! :-)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:13, archived)
# 'Kay.
Tell me your secrets...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:14, archived)
# Shiny lint?
Whatever.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)
# that is
strikingly beautiful! more animal merges like this, please!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# as long as
you feed it and love it and sqeeze it to death

well maybe not that last part
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)
# Hey
what a lovely looking fella!

And on an unrelated note: I have money for booze tonight, I am v. happy!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)
# *groan*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)
# woo yay!
elephantine-post-mind-piss!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)
# it's like they know each other
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# :)
we cant help it.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)
# ha
ha ha!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)
# is this fan mail?
woo
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Now Switch Them Around!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# much better
Woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# bootiful!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# have you 2
been sharing your elephant pictures?
woo
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# as if he
would ever let me near a drop of his hummus!

pah!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:03, archived)
# you seem
to have more than enough of your own
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# thats about
all i've got at the moment. *scratches head*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:05, archived)
# I went huh?
I went eh?

Then I realised I still didn't get it.
Which probably means it's ace. Woo.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:01, archived)
# its
a welly fant...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Arf!
Welly good, Have a Yay to keep the woo company!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# Arf!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# wooooooogghhhhh!
*in elephant voice*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:27, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)
# the brundlefly
was an Australian fan?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)
# ohhh elephant
mind piss from the next room!
:) woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Gah
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)
# aww
bless
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:02, archived)
# Related?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:22, archived)
[challenge entry] I saw this out of my class window at Uni yesterday

the president stuck the name on his own plane back to front!

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# that's got to be the crappest design for a bridge
ever! ;)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Oi!
don't mess with the one thing I don't hate about my town - Or I shall have to thrash you.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)
# i meant the upper level
the pedestrian bit, it's a perilous climb to get up there and once you do you then have to dodge all the gaping holes in the floor ;)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)
# Well it is a bloody fantastically stupid bridge
best thing about cleveland - the bridge company, ahhh Great uncle whats his name single handedly building the sidney harbour bridge

/ill founded in fact nostalgia

I still may thrash you
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:10, archived)
# Blimey!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# what?
getting drunk are we? :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)
# he did it himself?
that's what I call and hands on president
but I see no animals
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:00, archived)
# Where's the shark
Answer me that!

Middlesbrough Rules*

*may contain huge lie
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:04, archived)
# you going to th enewcastle gig as well?
or just a social visit?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:06, archived)
# Yeah off to Newcastle for it.
Purely by chance, B3atmessiah has a spare ticket.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:07, archived)
# wow
someone actually willing to go to Newcastle
I salute you
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)
# extream sports!
yay!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)
# your're on fire today, sir!
WOO!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)
# poor elephant


woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)
# also
very woo
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# African Slolem or Indian Moguls?
woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:58, archived)
# Make sure you serve her milk cold
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# stroppy cow
but that's very very woo~
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# I don't care what anyone says
I wouldn't. I just wouldn't.
Tis a nice pic, though. Add a woo and yay to your collection
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# Grrr
Nicely done!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# I wouldn't mess with her
woo
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)
# that stare puts the fear
into me
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:54, archived)
# It's art don't ya know ;)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# push! push it hard!
and relax...

woo yay!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# heh!
max ernst did a painting called 'the dog that shits'
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# woo
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# see above
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# Haha
That is good

Woo Yay!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# now
I see what you mean.
I thought you were just being fnordic.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# ha haa ha!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# Later that night...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:53, archived)
# Hungry?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# yes..
like the wolf
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# not any more
I just ate five chocolate hobnobs
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# hobnob henge?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# that sounds
like a painful STD
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# No, no
Your'e thinking of McVitie Minge
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:55, archived)
# can you get dark chocolate hobnobs that aren't in those expensive cardboard tubes?
supermarkets fib to me.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# you can get them
in packets from my local corner shop
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# yes
they didn't belong to me but they were in a normal packet (which was huge and some sort of ginormous value / get 100% extra free pack)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# eep
woo
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# I am hungry :(
But that burger's put me right off my only remaining foodstuff

Edit: Tis superbly shopped pic though!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# i know it's meant to be scary,
but it looks like a poo burger.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# yes
seeing that has made me throw up, so there is no longer anything in my stomach.
woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)
# .
on windier days, he's out there for hours
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# woo yay!
his kite flying skills are many
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# now that looks fun
I bet he's frustrated when it's not windy
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:38, archived)
# I Saw One Of Those Stuck In A Tree Once
That Would Explain It
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Yes It Would

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# That
Was Me! Rock Fast!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# beautiful
(as always)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:39, archived)
# Lovely!
Very woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# hehehe that reminds me of those lovely flywheel motorbikes and gyroscopes
:)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:40, archived)
# ahhh
I miss the summer holidays
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:42, archived)
# it was the best snowman ever, though Arthur thought
it was just a pity little Johnny hadn't stuck around to finish building it
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# haha
not a watercolour?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# no
I cheated. I did a line drawing whilst watching JFK and just coloured in in using Photoshop
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:35, archived)
# I love your stuff!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# heheheheh
b3ta is full of great cartoonists at the moment. i presume they all go outside and enjoy the summer and only come indoors when it's cold?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# That would explain a lot!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# HAHAHA
I think you have a point!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:36, archived)
# ha ha
very good.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:37, archived)
# Sheep makee crap hair stylists

100% fact (afternoon btw)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)
# but that's not a hare
or if it is i agree it's got a terribly bad haircut now
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)
# No
Its a hedgehog
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:24, archived)
# why is it dressed as a sheep?
For Children in Need?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# Children Cannot Listen To Speedcore!!!!!!
They Are TOO WEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:29, archived)
#
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# yaaaay!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:33, archived)
# ha haa haa!
is that real? i want to hear it!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:48, archived)
# yay!
I've just send DJ Hetz Hudson an email recommending that he collaborate with you.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:57, archived)
# That Would Be A Dream Come True!!!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:59, archived)
# Huzzah!
For DJ Fisheep!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:32, archived)
# That Hair
Speaks To Me In The Language Of Speedcore!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# SPEEDCORE IS LIFE!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# You're a bloody loony
is what you are.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# OOMPAH OOMPAH OOMPAH!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:09, archived)
# I is liking your stuff
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:16, archived)
# Rex was doing so well too.


Click to make it bigererer


EDIT: Errm no-one look at the shadows please.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:16, archived)
# "best stool" should be
a crufts category
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)
# how would it be judged?
consistency? girth? weight?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)
# And colour and aroma.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# extra points for white

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# and of course
flavour
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:43, archived)
# searching for a
Pedigree Bum?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# 90 minute Douglas Adams video
webcast.ucsd.edu:8080/ramgen/UCSD_TV/5779UniCalSanBar.rm

He talks about his favourite book he's done - 'Last Chance To See'
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)
# Want a cake?
there's plenty in the venom fridge
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:31, archived)
# hehe
they could get that woman with the annoying voice to judge it "I can smell roses and apricots and a hint of a baby's laugh, ohhhh and it's very fibrous, i feels lovely against my cheek"
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# I read that as
"they could get that chicken with the annoying voice to judge it"

I think I've lost the plot completely now.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# haha!
jilly goolden - "hmmm, it smells like an old apple in a school desk, near a toothpick factory on fire"
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:21, archived)
# I don't appreciate her
her and Linda Barker make me want to gargle with goat's piss
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# urk!
I saw linda barker on an ad at the cinema last week. countless rock climbers have gone missing in the crags in her face
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# I wouldn't.
Ever
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:28, archived)
# Jilly Goolden rocks...
With most women, it's a case of 'spit or swallow'; with Jilly Goolden it's "I'm getting honeysuckle, I'm getting hedgehog, I'm getting summer meadows, I'm getting milky overtones with a salty aftertaste".


Probably.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:33, archived)
# ha ha!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# where did you get that picture from?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:23, archived)
# Google, google and google.
Originally wanted a picture of K-0 from Dr Who but resorted to this.

EDIT: Damn keyboard who put a 0 where the 9 should be... grumble grumble... moan...
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:26, archived)
# it reminds me of Nighthawks by Edward Hopper
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:27, archived)
# :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# hmmmmm
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:14, archived)
# Alas poor Yorik
I peeled you so badly
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:17, archived)
# if you give an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of arts council grants
eventually, they will reinact macbeth. woo!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:18, archived)
# what he needs is a fez.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:19, archived)
# current affez?
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:20, archived)
# *rolls eyes*
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:22, archived)
# magical
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:41, archived)
# aah
they love their nanas!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:45, archived)
# oi munkt0n
mind over matter, sir

(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:34, archived)
# woo!
nicely done!
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:44, archived)
# very
smart :)
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 16:56, archived)
# ...
Spong eyes and smile would be the icing on the pie.
(, Sat 22 Nov 2003, 17:36, archived)

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