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Paintmash!

He's cute and fluffy and I shall call him Wello

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:58, archived)

Woo

Melikes

(Ruffgeezer back again like a bad smell., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:59, archived)

if his eyes were alittle squintier

he woud be scary (to me)

(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:59, archived)

Hello Wello!

Woo!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:00, archived)

*falls to the floor and puts hands over her head*

:) yay

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:00, archived)

*ducks*. woo!

you've been around here a lot lately.
new job keeping you busy eh? ;)

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mrRush, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:00, archived)

Work away from home...

...after 5pm the place is mine... all mine!!!

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:01, archived)

i see.

'working late'...

always impresses the boss that one.

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mrRush, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:05, archived)

that looks suspisously like

that thing you squeese icing out of onto cakes..... lets see if that works.

(Shadowman, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:01, archived)

quack

parp
honk

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:04, archived)

Svennos Aprentice seemed a bit.... off coulor

(Shadowman, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:53, archived)

zoidburg

hehehehehe, he makes me giggle uncontrolably and for no reason.
woo to pic as well

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Paper Tiger, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:55, archived)

Zoidburg!

Woo!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:56, archived)

what about that episode where he coughs up

all those beautiful pearly things.

(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:57, archived)

the hippy one

that was funny, "ill give you a poem for the beads"

(Shadowman, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:58, archived)

isnt that the one with

beck in it?
tis a good'n, but then arent they all?

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Paper Tiger, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:58, archived)

they all are

but i accidentaly deleted that episode and never burned it and now i dont have the web at home and i want to see it and i cant download it cause i cant fileshare at work.

(sigh)

(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:01, archived)

Can someone plz tell me a decent program 2 make gifs on plz!!!

(Has_anyone_seen_my_army?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:52, archived)

Gimp

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:52, archived)

Be fluf..

oh..hehehee...

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dogsbollocks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:56, archived)

yeah, he is a cranberry...

but now... what program to recommend?

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:56, archived)

yeah

go spend 700 quid on a photoshop license and post your serial here, then ill log into your client and give you an image ready walkthru

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:53, archived)

Jasc Animation shop

or jsc nimshun shp

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:54, archived)

No,

but Word has a decent spellcheck. Ok, try JASC's animation shop. You can use it free for the first month.

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:54, archived)

Here you go it's an american version of what we all use here

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:54, archived)

cheers

(Has_anyone_seen_my_army?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:56, archived)

seriously

the gimp will do the job
www.gimp.org

manual.gimp.org

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:58, archived)

or even

www.howtousetheinternet.com

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:59, archived)

ha ha ha

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:02, archived)

It's called FAQ.

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:54, archived)

And it's also called

frqntly askd qstshuns

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:55, archived)

freekwentlee asskd kweschuns

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:59, archived)

step one: make gifs in photoshop
step two: put gif together with Microsoft gif animator
step three: optimize gif with adobe image ready

its so simple

(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:56, archived)

gr8

;)

(Has_anyone_seen_my_army?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:57, archived)

why not just animate it in image ready?

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:57, archived)

cause i havent figured that out yet.

I am a moron.

(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:58, archived)

fuzzy felt.

it's all about the fuzzy felt.

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:58, archived)

Errr... Gimp

Photoshop 7 + Imageready, Fireworks, and bits of cardboard, scissors, glue and fuzzy felt (for the authentic look).

EVENING!

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:57, archived)

you...

so does anyone know how to use imageready?

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ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:04, archived)

It's no good...

...I simply can't tell Bjork from Stutter...

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sijones, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:52, archived)

well, there is a simple difference:

Bjork is on the left, and I would :P

woo though, love the head-scratching action ;)

(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:02, archived)

Skate-Boarding

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homonk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:50, archived)

That isn't

shopped!

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:51, archived)

sheesh

anyone can tell those are rays . ..

(no just kidding)

(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:52, archived)

oh the pain of the pun!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:52, archived)

First post here... fun :)

It's a pic of me with the face turned the right way up on an upside-down pic

(Distomak Dolly Parton was a big country member? We do., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:49, archived)

you remind me of my jeep

i don't know why

Welcome!

(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:50, archived)

very good

Cost of the War in Iraq
$90,559,655,570

scary

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:50, archived)

Can you add a few quid to that?

I've just bought a sixpack of Coke.

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:52, archived)

They say

once you come here you never leave.

It's true, and everything.

Pull up a kitten etc.

(dominocat opinions only valid until, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:51, archived)

Although I haven't seen anybody who's profile claims a 3 year existance,

and this place must have been around for longer than that./....

surely?

sorry.

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:53, archived)

Just over 2 years.

Give or take 100 odd days.

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:55, archived)

oooh

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:56, archived)

Good point,

but I've never left.

I've been here 43 days, too.

*grows beard*
I'm a girl, too

(dominocat opinions only valid until, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:56, archived)

only 2 years

jelly.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=1

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:56, archived)

i like that

he he he. ha

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:58, archived)

It's so good

to know that b3ta was around before I was born.

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Maffydoo, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:00, archived)

Welcome.

We have you now.

Mwa ha ha haaaa.

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:52, archived)

band wagon

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:49, archived)

Evil

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:52, archived)

LET ME IN!!!!

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Laini, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:15, archived)

Oh no!

What have I created?

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:53, archived)

beware the evil dog

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homonk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:46, archived)

Pfft.

/not scared

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:48, archived)

his bark is

worse than his bite
(no mouth)

(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:49, archived)

nice to see this is getting the response

it deserves

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:49, archived)

Wow

that's talent

CLICK

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Mr. Bell Division, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:49, archived)

Well I like it

and I am a bit afraid

have you done something else to deserve this treatment? or are people just being unfluffy?

(The Scone from U.N.C.L.E., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:51, archived)

I R Mostly Threadjack

to point out a nice resource I R found HERE
And its in French, yes...

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Devious ...what?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:51, archived)

Mara really appreciated the councilling her school provided

(Flaming cat of death loves Little Britain for all the wrong reasons, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:44, archived)

woo!

and uhh...

PANOWIE!

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Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:46, archived)

whore high school?

they teach anything good there?

and a Woo!

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ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:49, archived)

Hmmm..

No...not really. (if you don't know what vore is I envy your innocence.)

(Flaming cat of death loves Little Britain for all the wrong reasons, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:51, archived)

hehe

aren't they a heavy metal band?
vore!

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ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:54, archived)

No this is vore

www.voraphile.com/whatis.html
ewww...

(Flaming cat of death loves Little Britain for all the wrong reasons, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:55, archived)

oh phagophilia

sounds like fun...
*runs screaming from the infernal interweb of smut*

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ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:00, archived)

it's true

I don't like her

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Mr. Bell Division, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:46, archived)

I know

She bit me once...

(Flaming cat of death loves Little Britain for all the wrong reasons, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:50, archived)

Oh no

That biting was the good thing about her.

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Mr. Bell Division, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:53, archived)

Are you sure?

She tried to knaw my eyes out...

(Flaming cat of death loves Little Britain for all the wrong reasons, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:54, archived)

Help

my computer has logged me off and I can't login again...boohoohoohooo
:(

(ScaryMary, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:46, archived)

how have you posted this then?

is this your emergency account?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:48, archived)

You mean logged off the computer, or logged off b3ta?

Are you logged off other sites too? Try clearing your temporary internet files, then logging in again.

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dogsbollocks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:48, archived)

Try deleting your cookies

and trying again.

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:48, archived)

you fancy daffyd

bwahahaha

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Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:47, archived)

merry christmas from the flying squirrils

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homonk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:43, archived)

Spong spong spong...

Ok so I could be bothered afterall.

Edit: Oops I forgot to loop it first time.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:43, archived)

Are those Phillishave heads ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:44, archived)

He has

a sty in his eye.

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:44, archived)

he just needs to rub

a gold wedding ring along it and it'll go away in no time

/superstition

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:46, archived)

I haven't heard that one.

It sounds very satisfying.

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:47, archived)

I think it's actually

a scientific thing to do with the gold but the superstition is more to do with the fact that it has to be a wedding ring

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:49, archived)

Yes, I can imagine.

But the idea of rubbing cool metal against irritated skin is very soothing.

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:50, archived)

Spoons are good for that.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:51, archived)

*wanks furiously*

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dogsbollocks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:44, archived)

*backs away furiously*

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Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:45, archived)

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

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mikeyyy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:43, archived)

evil

kill it !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:46, archived)

Woo!

Nicely 'shopped!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:46, archived)

I am tired.

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:42, archived)

Ha ha ha, excellent!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:43, archived)

People seem to be ignoring me

at present. So thank you. I am hungover and am going to bed soon. Pah.

(themanwhofellasleep, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:46, archived)

They are tricky customers

you gotta watch them and their insidious technology.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:47, archived)

houpla yay woo

I can really imagine that being in the daily mail I can

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anythingbutthisactually, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:56, archived)

Mona-bouta Fart

(J R Hartley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:40, archived)

tut tut, un-registered

woo, though.

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Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:42, archived)

too tight

to register

any freebies out there?

(J R Hartley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:43, archived)

*cough*Kazaa*cough*Photoshop 7*cough*

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:44, archived)

That's a quarter of a meg

which is far too big for the board!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:43, archived)

with a user number of 1158

You would have thought they'd know that by now

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:44, archived)

can i

just post links then?

(J R Hartley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:44, archived)

Yes

if it's too big for the board you can always post a link to it, saves the people on dial-up a whole world of pain!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:46, archived)

definatly

it's just for the good of people like me who are still on narrow band

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:46, archived)

*mocks*

Sorry! Mind you, I'm gonna be on narrow band over Christmas!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:47, archived)

Woah

I thought you were all extinct

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Mr. Bell Division, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:48, archived)

we're getting there

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:49, archived)

Are you on regular dialup, or the 150kbps-broadband-wannabe packages?

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dogsbollocks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:51, archived)

Because 150kbps is like 512 adsl, just slower

and is only £14.99/month (the same price as most unlimited dialup packages). And PlusNet are the best place to get it :)

/sales man/whore

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dogsbollocks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:54, archived)

the thing is

I don't need unlimited access, the one I have is free between the hours of 6pm and 8am and weekends

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:55, archived)

Well then ignore me

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dogsbollocks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:55, archived)

Er..in your head

don't press the button...please

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dogsbollocks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:55, archived)

snigger

don't worry i won't press the button

*click*

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:57, archived)

I heard that!

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dogsbollocks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:01, archived)

at the moment I am connected at

46.6kbps
the fastest I can get is 48.0kbps so it's just dial up

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:54, archived)

See above post for recommendation

unless you're out of dsl range / just don't want it.

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dogsbollocks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:55, archived)

haha

I reckon they did speak like that back then.

Foul mouthed fucks !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:48, archived)

The king of all Frogs Airborn

www.decitroen.com/frog.gif

(Ramkonijn, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:39, archived)

That is wonderful

oh yes

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:40, archived)

That's fabulous

you need to use img src="URL of pic" inside pointy brackets and if you saved it as a .jpg it would be a much smaller file size
but have a woo!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:41, archived)

I can only say

Woo

(cattleprod, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:42, archived)

Well Done

and a woo

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WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:44, archived)

He's lovely

and I didn't feel the need to run

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Goatpod, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:44, archived)

Nicely Done

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chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:44, archived)

i hear

he's very gull-ible

/coat
what does he turn into if you kiss him?

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ChairmanMiaow Stop! Look! Kitten!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:45, archived)

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OneOfSome, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:36, archived)

Sorry, im bored, have a Bostrom

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:33, archived)

Sid Aff

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:35, archived)

woo

it animates

Yay !!!!

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:45, archived)

I'll trade you your Bostrom...

...for an Urkel. Its not such a great deal - but im desperate.

If you've got any other b-list comedy celebritites you want to trade - let me know.

(Dr.Yogi the Potwasher, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:55, archived)

16 down 9 left

Full advent calendar

Full advent calendar

Why you may not have seen on for a few days
After seeing
www.b3ta.com/board/2486662
On Saturday I knocking a beer over my keyboard which is now dead. So I could not post until today

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rollingcabbage is still alive, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:32, archived)

Call me Peter Pedant

but your site's got two 14s and no 15.

Apart from that, it's totally woo-tastic. With added Yay.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:34, archived)

oooh

piss of the mind variety

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Paper Tiger, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:35, archived)

most woo

but there appears to be two 14s and no 15

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Paper Tiger, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:35, archived)

Oh no!

www.isketch.net/isketch.shtml

sorry

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:37, archived)

you lied

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:38, archived)

*ashamed*

NOT

(ChimneySweep IS TWO PEOPLES!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:38, archived)

which room?

edit/ ah, tis in italics

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:43, archived)

Oh chute !

Unlucky Dave website

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:30, archived)

did he land in cow shit?

woo!!

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lo, the Greebo Warrior - Est. 2002, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:31, archived)

Ha ha ha ha

Poor Unlucky Dave....

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:31, archived)

hehe

that me likes

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Paper Tiger, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:31, archived)

Woo!

That's the actual CrimeWatch UK reconstruction.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:32, archived)

It's a topical one I grant you that

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:34, archived)

Police are looking for

a large polar bear acting "furtively" earlier that day.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:35, archived)

hehe

They'll never catch him.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:36, archived)

he's been at large for years now

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:39, archived)

Someone must know where he stores his goods though

I imagine his stash is now so immense.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:40, archived)

I blame Furtive totally

for the strange and unexplained disappearance of my specialist pr0n collection.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:42, archived)

Gay Asian midgets ?

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:43, archived)

Bison and giraffe spitroasts

*hangs head in shame*

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:45, archived)

If you ever manage to get 'em back

please lend them to me.

Cheers

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:46, archived)

he probably throws it down the

hole at the north pole, he's slowly filling up the inside of the world

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:43, archived)

hahahaa

that is a lovely image to behold.

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:43, archived)

That's woo

Dave is fab!

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High Lord Phanty, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:32, archived)

Woo!

You talented bastard!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:32, archived)

awww

I laughed but I shouldn't have
woo to you

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:32, archived)

hahah

thats cheered me up.Woo!

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noodle monkey the cheese junky, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:33, archived)

thats just what i needed

:o)... w/y/h to you :oD

**runs of to copy idea ;oP**

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Xkimo was at work on, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 20:34, archived)

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