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as paintmashery seems to be happening

i made an intercontinental ballistic armadillo

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:34, archived)

its a strapon icba

bound to be a market for those . . .

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OneOfSome, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:35, archived)

Drat!

I used my last interceptor swan yesterday! We're DOOMED!

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:40, archived)

promoting simplicity in design: zero farenheit

there is a reason for this

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OneOfSome, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:31, archived)

It appears to be my long lost brother ofsome.

username discussion aside, what is this fabled reason

(1, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:35, archived)

reason:

removed in the interests of national stupidity

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OneOfSome, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:38, archived)

And

posting this here will help how?

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so long and thanks for all the fish, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:43, archived)

i paintmashed it

so im very proud of my puerile pixel prowess

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OneOfSome, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:45, archived)

(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:30, archived)

totally. for sure.

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OneOfSome, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:32, archived)

*wanks furiously*

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dogsbollocks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:35, archived)

Jesus can dance yey

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homonk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:29, archived)

yes he can

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:35, archived)

my jesus dances better :P

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:36, archived)

go jesus!

go jesus!

(yakmonkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:38, archived)

Don't chuck that...etc etc

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:29, archived)

actually made me chuckle

yay!

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:29, archived)

I've got that on DVD

great flick

Woo!

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Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:30, archived)

doesnt have a cockney accent

and doesnt say that line either

funny that

(Sweenster [Lurker Mode Deactivated], Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:32, archived)

Fluffy in here tonight eh?

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Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:37, archived)

really?

well i never. did he say 'play it again sam' or 'beam me up scotty'

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hugo-a-gogo has no sig, the gayer, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:38, archived)

*coff*

It's Michael

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:40, archived)

He's just a...

Sad sack.

(Distomak Dolly Parton was a big country member? We do., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:26, archived)

Wonderful

(Harry, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:27, archived)

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:28, archived)

what's up with pixel puss? (the site)

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Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:30, archived)

what's wrong with it?

edit/ argh! what's wrong with it?

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:35, archived)

is there a picture?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:29, archived)

Ferrari's new signing...

OK, it's a pearoast, but I found it a bit funny.

(The Werejackal, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:25, archived)

Wheres the computer controled Chairs

And all the other dealys that make racing into the thing we have today?

(Shadowman, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:26, archived)

TJ: Sorry

the bird I sit next clicked on 'Top 10 Cutest Kittens' with her volume on full. Just as a customer came through on the phone...Laugh I nearly shat....

Just so this isn't totally wasted, have a meme:

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:31, archived)

Randomness Rocks!

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:23, archived)

Ahhhhh...

Always partial to a bit of abstract cabbage.

(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:24, archived)

you'll get told off for using the word random

but yay to your picture

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:24, archived)

thought i would

but "slight strangeness rocks" doesn't have the same ring

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:25, archived)

Damn!

I hate it when that happens!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:25, archived)

lol

its a common mistake.

(Squid Bunty, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:25, archived)

Very random

Very woo...

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Benny Tied To A Tree As much use as Anne Frank's drumkit, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:25, archived)

Yay

I love that

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Dogtanian, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:25, archived)

cute

I love that dog

(hoopyfrood really knows where his towel is, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 22:31, archived)

Cereal Killer (ooh a free pun)

(Q-Target, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:23, archived)

Arf!

Woo!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:23, archived)

hahaha

brilliant

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Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:24, archived)

tasty

100% of my daily allowance of grizzled madman.

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WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:27, archived)

GET LINDA BARKER OFF TV

Anyone else agree?

I know I do.

(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:22, archived)

but she's not on my TV

I always switch the channel

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:23, archived)

I bet she's filthy rich though.

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dogsbollocks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:24, archived)

you

would

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:25, archived)

Not sure

I would, thinking about it......

(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:25, archived)

Has anyone started a petition for that?

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dogsbollocks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:27, archived)

ha ha ha ha

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:29, archived)

What a cop-out

I say we lynch her.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:26, archived)

I have signed

I know your pain.

(Squid Bunty, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:27, archived)

Do what I did

I got rid of my telly. I found I could spend more time reading B3ta instead... I can still watch DVDs on my PC...

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Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:31, archived)

only one person makes you

sit in front of that poison.

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:38, archived)

awwwwww

YEY! ITS CHRISTMAS

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homonk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:21, archived)

*click if you don't stop being gay*

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Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:22, archived)

No more!

Or at least make the whitespace transp.

(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:22, archived)

I really don't want to ignore you

But I might have to...and I can't figure out why. I mean, it's not as if you're doing anything offensive

I feel all confused and guilty now

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:23, archived)

I feel

your pain

(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:25, archived)

get your hands off!

I'm a married woman
:)

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:26, archived)

festive

pea

roast

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:26, archived)

heh heh

I expect to be buying christmas cards next year with these designs on

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:27, archived)

so, no pressure there, then...

;)

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:28, archived)

Hmm...

Time for a cunning flan...

(Distomak Dolly Parton was a big country member? We do., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:21, archived)

The board is low on punnage

better.

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WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:19, archived)

woo!

TJ:
sponging?

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Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:20, archived)

Jesus was a short ugly man with a pronounced hump.

Evening the board... have I missed much?

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Tart Monkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:21, archived)

you said 'hump'

tee hee HEE

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dotmund .co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:27, archived)

Weak, very very weak

i commend your fine punnage sir

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:21, archived)

Ant-tie christ?

if so the groan...

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Lonewolf - O R'lyeh? Ya R'lyeh!, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:21, archived)

Nana-nana-na!

(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:21, archived)

Ant-tie Christ

Woo Ping!

(Just recline and let me service you, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:21, archived)

Arf!

Ant-tie Christ!

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King Ralph is drunk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:21, archived)

how about

Christ-tie-an(t)s

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alistair, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:22, archived)

i had to think about it way too long

then i lolled.

(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:21, archived)

How American

Ant tea would be more british. Long Live England.

(The Secret 7000 ...join us. www.secret7000.co.uk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:23, archived)

Ant tea?

Do a picture

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:26, archived)

As per your requests

The proper English way:

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WhiteDevil has finally put in a siggy., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:40, archived)

Down in the dark Vallys they hide......

THE EVIL MIDGIT ROCK RIDERS!

(Shadowman, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:16, archived)

*wanks furiously*

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dogsbollocks, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:17, archived)

sowwie

I goofed up first time!

(Shadowman, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:17, archived)

They made me leak sex wee

(Inspector_Bumhat http://hurled.blogspot.com/, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:19, archived)

am I going to have to ignore you?

edit: ooh sorry about that, there was no picture when I said it...I take it all back

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:17, archived)

lol

please dont, My mental instabilty might be pushed to the edge
EDIT:lol its okies! i jus skrewed up a ittle putting the img src the wrong round way

(Shadowman, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:18, archived)

please don't use text speech

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Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:19, archived)

OMD

*Dodgy 80's band you know*

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Tart Monkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:20, archived)

Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark

dotchaknow

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:21, archived)

I did.

I did know.

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Tart Monkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:24, archived)

Is it sad that

we know that?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:25, archived)

Nope.

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Tart Monkey, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:37, archived)

I think you can generally get away with

LOL

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:20, archived)

sorry sorry

old annoying habit! OMG LOL! groan im going to drill my brain out as a cure

(Shadowman, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:23, archived)

melting away

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:13, archived)

awwwww

that's lovely
yay

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:15, archived)

That bears a vampire

100% fact

Woo!

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Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:16, archived)

im lazy
91% fact

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johnvile dsfadsfgafgf, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:19, archived)

that is oddly poinient (however that is spelt)

and beautiful, like a childrens' aesop fable

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:17, archived)

Oh, just one more then

Like Wello, he too is cute and fluffy, and I shall call him Bongo

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:13, archived)

yay!

hello bongo!

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stevierar, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:13, archived)

And that...

...is my repertoire of Animals What I Can Draw exhausted.

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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:15, archived)

Penguins

Rock.And hop. And ...stuff...

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:14, archived)

Nurse, the blue pills now...

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:11, archived)

hmmm

arse. (runs off to find out what went wrong)

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:12, archived)

it appears to be missing

the actual image on the end

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:13, archived)

Cor blimey, talk about basic HTML error...

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:13, archived)

can you club something

with a cricket bat?

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:14, archived)

Hit em

hard enuf you can!

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:15, archived)

Evening! Just to warm things up...

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:06, archived)

OH THE COMIC SANS

THE COMIC SANS OF IT ALL

sorry caps

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:07, archived)

ha ha

like it

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:09, archived)

ooooooohhhh

the comic sans...

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:09, archived)

i hear that in a homer simpson does impression of lost in space father

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:09, archived)

hehehehe

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:10, archived)

Learn to love Comic Sans

and it will love you back in a krazee stylee.

Edit: Visit www.littlewonder.pwp.blueyonder.co.uk/ourcause/
or www.bancomicsans.com in order to gain knowledge of both sides of this complex debate.

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Mullet Over, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:11, archived)

crasy

crasy boy

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:12, archived)

Blimey, would have

cause a debate if I just used Dax or Bliss or any number of san seif fonts - but OH NO, I have to use a font the freaks are gimpin over. Duh!

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:17, archived)

that's because it's hideous,

and sooner or later, you are forced to use it against your will.

i had to do graphics for a whole television show in that excretable font because the client thought it looked 'friendly' and 'groovy'

it's fucking not.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:21, archived)

Its okay - in very small doses and

used on the correct medium, i.e: comics/speech bubbles and captioning of humourous images (nach) - generally all fonts should be used with caution and always with good reason.

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Kuroi Kyo Still here after all this time., Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:26, archived)

except for a font i have, called

the monkees ate my soul.

which isn't very pretty, but how can you not love a font called that.

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monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:33, archived)

those sites rock

Me thinks i'll have a big one of those posters in my printshop.

grumble grumble, business students power point, eff'in comic sans

(el_meerkat, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:25, archived)

ARRGGGHHHH

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homonk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:05, archived)

yes!

just yes!

edit: YES!

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lemony, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:05, archived)

jesus.

enough with these, already.

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100% of Gibbon, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:05, archived)

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Laughing Boy, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:06, archived)

thats

a chip.

(says me whos really crap at this game)

(J R Hartley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:06, archived)

I would have said it was a chip

and i'm usually quite good at this game

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:08, archived)

gosh.

that must have taken you hours.

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mrRush, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:06, archived)

yes

it did

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homonk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:08, archived)

i like it

come on chaps we all start somewhere :)

(joshwa ultra lurker, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:08, archived)

evil homonk

(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:09, archived)

im not that fat

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homonk, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:10, archived)

it's just the perspective

plus everyone gains weight when onscreen.

(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:11, archived)

the computer adds

20 stone

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Roxy_Hart is so so old, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:11, archived)

i thought it was the back of a chair

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Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:12, archived)

crap

(J R Hartley, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:02, archived)

mole in a hole

good crap.

(mixtapes, Tue 16 Dec 2003, 21:03, archived)

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