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# especially not this village!


of to bed now, have a nice night
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:22, archived)
# hehe
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:25, archived)
# haha!
:)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:28, archived)
# Get out
did you do that for real? Can I have one?

"Daddy I want a Village People desktop icons set! I want it now!"

night night tintintin
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:30, archived)
# heheheheeh
me wantee
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:31, archived)
# It's fun to stay at the...
B-3-t-a woo! (ya I know, don't pronounce it that way...)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:51, archived)
# heheheh
night night
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:30, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:18, archived)
# That's lovely
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:19, archived)
# hehe
the poor thing...
top job once again!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:19, archived)
# wow
i thought you needed therapy. now it's me.

w/y/h though, very nicely shopped...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:21, archived)
# All right,
well that's really excellent
Woo you and your cute little footy
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:26, archived)
# yaaaaaaay
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:29, archived)
# Needless to say, Phil's conscience worked a bit differently than most...

I don't know about you people but satan always appears to me as Cristopher Walken...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:10, archived)
# , crazy for feeling so lonely
I'm crazy, crazy for feeling so blue
I knew you'd love me as long as you wanted
And then someday, you'd leave me for somebody new
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:12, archived)
# And another I whipped up! Red Butler!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:13, archived)
[challenge entry] Dot's Tattoo Parlour
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:46, archived)
# bwahahahahaha
::tear::....great stuff
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:47, archived)
# woooo

/whore
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:48, archived)
# mmm..
programmery goodness...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:04, archived)
# Haha!
Ace!

Cock on... Cock off... Cock on...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:48, archived)
# ewwww...
the clapper?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:50, archived)
# LOVE the extra eye blink at the very end
it's the little things that make it woo
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:50, archived)
# \o/
Too right :D

/Blush
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:52, archived)
# Dots freehand technique was legendry
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:54, archived)
# Yer
And it's not everyday you see Dot rapidly slap a cock on a young lady's back ...

tee hee
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:02, archived)
# I would
buy some peach-out!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:10, archived)
# Anyway, I went into the butchers and I said
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:40, archived)
# wooo
is it particularly northern - I don't know
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:42, archived)
# straight out of the embassy
(bernards that is)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:47, archived)
# *snort*
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:49, archived)
# well,
i now know theres a chumpmanbear site. is there one for the fear?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:40, archived)
# not as far as anyone knows
that's why you probably didn't get a reply down there
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:40, archived)
# What allegations are you fighting?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:51, archived)
# your man boobs ones as I recall

/forgotton strop
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:54, archived)
# Hahaha! Really?
Hahahaha


...sorry.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:56, archived)
# heheh
it's a quote from ex MP jonathon atkin when he was vowing to defeat allegations of lying and insider trading by the guardian newspaper

he was sentanced to a priosn term after making his teenage daughter lie under oath
/Back Story
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:00, archived)
# I withdraw the allegations made
about Scone's interest in suckling at man-teats, however pert they might be.

/hasty legal maneuver, I still believe all of it
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:06, archived)
# mwahahhahahhaha I have prevailed
in the face of perilous cheril
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:09, archived)
# *shakes fist*
*mutters vow on which Part II will be based*
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:25, archived)
# nope
it'd be better if you threadjacked rather than posting new threads.

that way you might last more than a few days.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:41, archived)
# Why dont you make one
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:44, archived)
# try
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:44, archived)
# many have tried
to make such a site.

they have all perished in terrible agony, or been driven insane.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:57, archived)
# HELLO EVERYONE
i doubt anyone remembers me, ive been gone for the most part of 6 months with school and family trips and whatnot. i was on a shitload over the summer. but anywho, here is my first picture in a long time, so be nice.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:37, archived)
# fireconverse was gone for the most part of 6 months
and all I got was this rotating badger
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:39, archived)
# now to make a shirt
that supports .gif files....
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:39, archived)
# blimey
i remember you
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:39, archived)
# let the grooming commence
;)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:40, archived)
# g'morning missus
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:41, archived)
# Morning?
Why it's only 6:43. There's the shank of the evening left. *claps hands* Bring on the amusing pictures!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:43, archived)
# 2:44 here
and I need my beauty sleep - some time before mid dayish
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:44, archived)
# i'm already grooming
dogsbollocks ;-P

you can have this one
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:42, archived)
# that reminds me
he pointed me in the right direction for BR2 - must thank him one of these days

talking to myself yet on the web - how odd
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:45, archived)
# suprnova
i'd assume?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:45, archived)
# yes...
I'd just not been paying attention

/slaps forhead
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:47, archived)
# 'struth
it has been ages
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:41, archived)
# I remember your nick
Does that mean I can now officially call myself an old-timer?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:44, archived)
# I am the Truth,
the Light,



and the Rabbit.

o yes.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:29, archived)
# and the way?


ps your site made my opera epileptic
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:34, archived)
# hmm
I've not seen it in any browser other than netscape and IE, since that's all I've got at work...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:55, archived)
# wooo it's a
weligious wabbit
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:36, archived)
# I AM YOUR GOD
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:54, archived)
# Good boy! Good boy!


/dyslexic
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:55, archived)
# Jesus hop'd
Woo
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:38, archived)
# *glares at b3ta*
434817566
I have such a craving for houmous (hummus) that I sometimes cannot cope. I have alienated everyone around me due to my selfishness.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:28, archived)
# is this a test or something?
I don't really follow
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:29, archived)
# YOU PASSED!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:30, archived)
# I PRESENTED!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:30, archived)
# and together we futured.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:30, archived)
# I don't know what that is
but it sounds dirty.

;p
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:32, archived)
# It's a grouphug confession
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:34, archived)
# how bizarre
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:38, archived)
# how did you work that out
or are you actually EvS?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:22, archived)
# I wondered the same thing
maybe they're sharing a mind, what with budget cuts...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:27, archived)
# that's my excuse
anyway
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:37, archived)
# Yeah.
and you smell of wee wee
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:31, archived)
# 691680682
I have a sneaker fetish. I told this girl I like that I liked her shoes in a sexual way. We were sittingon the sofa hanging out and she got to the bathroom . She comes back out wearing nothing but her sneakers and says she wants me to show her how I like them. I get on my knees and start kissing them an then she wants me to masturbate on them. I covered them in my hot love....and i feel naughty about it.

Excellent :)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:38, archived)
# Also:
516032975 I have a phobia of robots. I first found out when watching robotosmash 6 on the all day robot channel, the japanese walking robots frighten me the most
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:39, archived)
# it would be excellent
if it wasn't totally fake
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:39, archived)
# I dunno.
It could go either way, that one.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:42, archived)
# Best one so far:
521967492 I sniffed my aunts bum when I slept in her bed. I don't do it anymore though.

This is funny for at least eleven different reasons :)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:44, archived)
# I once
spent about an hour wading through the posts in group hug. By the end of it I realised I could for the first time in my life classify myself as 'normal'. Everyone else it seems is even weirder than me. If you didn't want to kill yourself before, try www.grouphug.us
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:49, archived)
# What I need
is a superpower to detect which ones are real and which are fake.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:58, archived)
# once i stayed up all night
until six in the morning, just going through the spazz, and that "flatmates from hell" question thingy. 8 hours of solid spazz...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:13, archived)
# quick and dirty
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:19, archived)
# no bouncy?
woo still
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:20, archived)
# nope
would have been too much effort, i moved the tree a tad y'see
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:21, archived)
# hehehe :)
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:22, archived)
# ahhhhh the shark
the ocean's chiropodist
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:20, archived)
# ahhhhh the young boy
the shark's starter
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:21, archived)
# hhhhhhh the sand treee
the bastard child murderer of the vegetable world

Know anything about small form factor PCs anyone?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:23, archived)
# i don't know much
but i'm happy to try to help
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:23, archived)
# I'm just building a PVR/media juke box for downstairs
and I have a XP1700+ spare but I Was looking for motherboard recommendations - its either that or I'm going to build a lego case arround a normal ATX board and use that
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:27, archived)
# ahhh
www.mini-itx.com might have something

i'm using an xbox running linux as a movie/music player at the moment.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:29, archived)
# I had a look there but the ITX stuff
is all C3/EDEN/Transmete stuff - which are great for power economy/sound levels - but as I already have the 1700+ I don't really want to change to a lesser chip if I can help it

the gingerbread house, however, is fantastic
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:32, archived)
# yeah, indeed
your best bet might just be to go atx if you want fast/compact.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:34, archived)
# lego it is
I mentioned it to my mum (for it is for her) and she was keen on the lego idea, easy to put a new drive bay in I guess
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:35, archived)
# yeah, indeed
you're gonna need a lot of lego though

and you're tempting me to rebox the xbox in lego now
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:36, archived)
# hehehe
I have all my childhood lego in a sack somewhere - it's ment for my nephew - but this seems more worthy

Rehouse it HARD - the X Box looks arse in its normal box
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:38, archived)
# It'd certainly
make it look less ugly. Do it!

edit: Talking of Lego computers: news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/wales/3034177.stm
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:38, archived)
# Buy one
of these.

Aha! It's not a mac! That's foxed you all!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:30, archived)
# I don't really know macs
but tat's too small for a PVR to be much sense - and I want to run linux/mythTV on it so I wabnt the hardware to be as bog standard as possible

but it does look like fun
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:34, archived)
# AFAIK, it's a standard
Crusoe-based PC, so I'd be fairly surprised if you couldn't get Linux running on it.

It probably costs a bazillion pounds, though.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:36, archived)
# I'd be supprised too
with linus working there and all

it does cost a load and is underpowered - that said it would make a great status screen
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:40, archived)
# Does he still work at Transmeta?
I thought he'd left to wander the scorched earth, healing any sick people he meets on his travels, or something
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:42, archived)
# I think that's the other chap
who's doing an MBA at the university of wales or soemthing
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:46, archived)
# Ah, shows how much I know
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:50, archived)
# thinking back in my geek mind
you might be right
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:55, archived)
# i've been sticking things with Copydex
and now my room smells of fish.

why oh why would they choose to make it so unpleasant?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:23, archived)
# you've got it easy
fish is the only thing i can smell.

and i get it 10 times stronger than it should be
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:24, archived)
# how
unfortunate.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:26, archived)
# very
my own stupid fault though
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:27, archived)
# ok
you have to explain now i'm afraid.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:27, archived)
# now
I am afraid!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:30, archived)
# i was riding a bike a few years back
and my chain snapped, landed square on my head (230lbs at 25mph anyone?) cracked my skull and lost my sense of smell
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:31, archived)
# ah
a mixed blessing.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:32, archived)
# haha
sorry.

haha!

all but that of fish.

haha!

sorry.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:33, archived)
# gargle conclave slurry hurrah
i love spam.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:36, archived)
# Buddy Blue -- Color Kids -- Rainbow Brite
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:17, archived)
# I don't get it
please explain
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:19, archived)
# I drew him in and colored him up!
I love Rainbow Brite!

o you're excepting witty humour or British-related photoshopping... I have none handy... I'm getting a shipment of hummus in later this week tho!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:20, archived)
# could I trouble you for a bit of that hummus when it comes in
I havent had any for the longest of times
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:22, archived)
# I think it's quite a good job
and also repulsive.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:23, archived)
# Here have another:

It's champ his sprite!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:23, archived)
# I actually do remember that fellow
slightly.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:24, archived)
# surly you will remember spark? canary's sprite:
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:25, archived)
# you are one
sick being.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:26, archived)
# that's all i got.
but i like them. i am a RB nut! how can you not be?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:27, archived)
#
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:30, archived)
# "Hey! Look at me and my fuckin' carrots!"
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:27, archived)
# hahaha
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:29, archived)
# aaah!
i have very vague memories of these things but happily i seem to have buried them too deep to do any serious damage.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:25, archived)
# gah
that's quite the most hideous thing i've seen all night.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:20, archived)
# she fancies you
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:16, archived)
# the real question in my mind is
are people going to be nice or are they going to make me angry?

it's well done
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:17, archived)
# she has a bit of the ET about her

wooo
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:18, archived)
# Whey-hey
And Robert Morley fancies her right back

(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:20, archived)
# hehe, he has a face of rubber
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:27, archived)
# She looks nice
as in pretty
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:22, archived)
# cute
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 3:05, archived)
# is there a faq
about Chump Manbear, who is he?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:13, archived)
# Ta da!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:13, archived)
# finku
miss patterson...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:14, archived)
# Ooh...
Mrs. Patterson, you saucy minx
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:21, archived)
# was this some kind of
spamming double act?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:15, archived)
# Hehe
Tag team spam!

Fuck me, its gone two o'clock! Nuh nite y'all!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:16, archived)
# I don't think I will
but have a good night anyway
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:19, archived)
# pffft
question;

answer.

is that spam?

it's hardly OMG CHEK OUT MY CRAZYCOOLWEBSIGHT LOL!111!!!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:17, archived)
# sorry
i wasn't really being particularly serious.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:19, archived)
# oh
don't apologise.

especially not after I ripped off borrowed your tracks-on-Mars idea below.

;p
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:23, archived)
# ROAOORAORORRRAAAROOOO!
www.chumpmanbear.com

curses, b3tan again.

(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:14, archived)
# CRIPES!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:14, archived)
# I guess
if I hadn't put so many Rs in there, it'd have been simultaneous.

;p
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:15, archived)
# There
should be a site like that for the Fear.

..or is there already?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:36, archived)
# Can i join in?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:14, archived)
# ahh, the unspoiled wilderness
of neighbouring planets.

(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:12, archived)
# get your motor running...
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:15, archived)
# coo
that knocks mine into a cock.




ed hat
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:16, archived)
# cheers
you did give me the idea, anyways.

have another hat.

www.b3ta.com/board/2594585
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:27, archived)
# That's super woo!
Yay!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:25, archived)
# been thinking about joining the mile high club recently....

perhaps a bit too much
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:11, archived)
# pah
that took me aaaages..
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:17, archived)
# Nice'n'sleazy does it,
does it every time
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:22, archived)
# Turned out shit
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:06, archived)
# bit still woo
got a linky for the source?
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:07, archived)
# Getty images number
200115984-001
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:08, archived)
# cheers
sir
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:09, archived)
# Pleasure doing business with you.
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:10, archived)
# i see what you mean.


ps: woo!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:14, archived)
# yaaaaaaaay
bouncey
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:15, archived)
# Boing boing boing
boing boing boing boing!
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:27, archived)
# Oohh Geoffrey, you are awful, that dark side doesn't suit you
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:01, archived)
# woo
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:03, archived)
# woo
ha! love zippy
(, Tue 13 Jan 2004, 2:13, archived)

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