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[challenge entry] Bad taste...

(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Definitely bad taste
I prefer the strawberry flavour.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:03, archived)
# *snigger*
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:04, archived)
# looks like one of the cheeky girls
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:07, archived)
# wrong wrong wrong
freakish.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:05, archived)
# i just felt like scanning this:
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:15, archived)
# I HOPE she is wearing knickers
or things could very unpleasant!!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:21, archived)
# he could loose his head
for a start
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:24, archived)
# Hee-haw
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:01, archived)
# the git.
he's always 'assling the contestants.

/coat
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:08, archived)
# Things they don't tell you in the bible #4
Samson had problem hair

number 12
number 7
number 2
number 9
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:00, archived)
# Woo!
I like this series a lot.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:02, archived)
# Hehehe
Paul woos that....

and so do I...hi de hi
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Oh Lordy Lordy
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:57, archived)
# lol.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:58, archived)
# thats super
that is
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:59, archived)
# Woo, with a sneaky TJ...
Has anyone seen this?: www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=681

Needs broadband & sound but worth a watch. Some crazy geezer playing with horns.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:01, archived)
# Have you submitted that to the newsletter?
Cos if you don't, I will!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:11, archived)
# Most definitely...
Just have me ol' mukka.

Edit: like the blu tak thingy on your profile, huzzah!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:59, archived)
# that sums up THIS messageboard! arf
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:10, archived)
# He's not bad...


He just fell in with the wrong crowd.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Hes a kinky fella
W/y/h
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:00, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Swoooosch
woo!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Reminds me of the mekon
woo
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:59, archived)
# yogarific.
and sooo smooooth.....
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:02, archived)
# superman
would have been much better if he flew like that
woo
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:04, archived)
# Lessons about perspective
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:52, archived)
# this toy cow is small....
the one in the field is far, far away
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:53, archived)
# no, this toy cow is far, far away
and this one in the field is small.

duh.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:54, archived)
# no ted,
i don't follow you

/dougal
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:56, archived)
# it's a mutant nuclear potato farming sheep.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:58, archived)
# Curse that filing system!
I'm onto the final, decontamination stage of my washing up. This involves the stuff that i've been putting off for the past 3 weeks. Now, it's currently soaking in washingup liquid and boiling water. I shall then proceed to remove all residue from it. The question I must ask you all is:

Which stage shall I perform next?

The Dettol bath or the bleach bath?
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Is this for the washing up
or your own personal hygiene?
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:58, archived)
# My personal Hygiene is perfectly
fine
And irredeemable

This is the washing up.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:59, archived)
# try dettol
but won 't washing up liquid, hot water & a bruszh shift evreything?
sorry fcopr zshit typing, ha\nds gbolt c old again
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:02, archived)
# It may.
But the fact that these things have been festering for quite a while have led me to believe that ordinary washing up liquid may not cut the mustard. Therefore I am taking additional measure in the battle for my kitchen, and am breaking out the heavy duty chemical warfare armaments. Soon I will begin a scorched Earth policy, annihilating all possible havens for the enemy in my kitchen, before going after the final stronghold bunkers of the fridge and the oven. In this war, there will be no surrender, no mercy, and NO PRISONERS!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:06, archived)
# late again...
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:50, archived)
# yay!
magnificent as ever
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:51, archived)
# WOO!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:51, archived)
# too good!
monkey woo - needs IE and Java though
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:52, archived)
# Woo and Yay
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:52, archived)
# cute, what about some speech bubbles?
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:54, archived)
# woosome.
good stuff.

TJ:sorry, another aerial shot i took this afternoon.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:55, archived)
# owing to SFN's post ^^^
I now imagine photographers hovering over east anglia in the lotus position
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:07, archived)
# wuhooooo
...never mind there'll be
another two along in a minute!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Marvellous
woo to you
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:57, archived)
# My Film Studies Coursework
For my film studies c/w, I have to storyboard a scene from a film of my own imagination.

My film is a story about snow killing people, told by a child, and will be filmed in the style of Tim Burtons films, as if to look like a dream (it's not a dream though, that would be shit).

Well anyway, I've done a couple of establishing shots today, and I thought i'd just share with with you lot, to see if they're any good.

This first one is a shot of the main town. It may change to London, but I don't know.


This one is of the school where a lot of the action will take place, such as snowming killing pupils in many bloody ways.



Well anyway, that's my day. I should be revising Maths A Level, but I can't be arsed. It's easy anyway.

Edit: ohhh, no one likes me:(
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:49, archived)
# Oooh
v. moody!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:57, archived)
# Oooh
thankyou
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:02, archived)
# No one likes me either
you get used to it.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:08, archived)
# I'd say
More Jhonen Vasquez than Tim Burton...
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:48, archived)
# cat buckaroo? (ps first image posted, so if it goes balls up..)
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:47, archived)
# Hahahaha
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:48, archived)
# welcome!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:48, archived)
[challenge entry] Thanks Ron!

(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:43, archived)
# what 'skill'
did Ron have in mind?
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:46, archived)
# EVERYMANS dream job?
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:46, archived)
# not mine
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Mine neither.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:56, archived)
# i think ron jeremy, har mar superstar
and my uncle ned were separated at birth
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:47, archived)
# that
am woo!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:47, archived)
# nice shirt
i always say you can trust a guy with a purple, silk PIMP shirt
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:56, archived)
# Ron's shirt...
Ron's shirt was actually white, I made it deep purple (ha ha!) 'coz it looks more porno!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:01, archived)
# how did
you find a "clean" picture of him
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:03, archived)
# Ron's photo...
The photo was a 30th birthday present from a 'mate'...Big Ron's even signed it too!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 16:10, archived)
# He looks a bit like Kermit the frog

Does anyone agree with me?
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 17:25, archived)
[challenge entry] pearoast for compo
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:42, archived)
# heh heh heh
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:42, archived)
# Arf
nice
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Hahaha
Click this for a glimpse of pure, unadulterated SEX.
www.stuart.cann.freeuk.com/paul_shane.htm
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:46, archived)
# ahahahahahahah!
ahahahahahahah!
ahahahahahahah!
ahahahahahahah!
*exhales*
*inhales*
ahahahahahahah!
ahahahahahahah!
ahahahahahahah!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:48, archived)
# god damn!
*tweaks nips*
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:52, archived)
# It's her birthday too!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:37, archived)
# Is that an advertisement
for Stevie Wonders beauty parlour?
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:39, archived)
# stop making me laugh.
!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:39, archived)
# phwoar!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:42, archived)
# haha!
classy :)
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:52, archived)
# b3ta tranformed into pornopage
www.topfx.com/cgi-bin/mixmaster.cgi?layouturl=www.b3ta.com&contenturl=www.peachpage.com

click on the messageboard link you'll get some very intresting subjects
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:30, archived)
# i'm afraid that that's what we call glass cock
meaning that we have seen it before.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:33, archived)
# I'm takin this thing to tijuana!
irc.astrolink.org#b3ta

:)
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:39, archived)
# GC
but Henry VIII appears to be a blonde teen with cum on his face...
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:33, archived)
# *spits coffee into keyboard*
bwahahahahahahahaha

edit: *realises he's at home and therefore this is his own keyboard* arse
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Haha
on closer inspection Henry is giving some quality head....
reprimands self for laughing at such a blatantly shite link
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:37, archived)
# now that persuaded me to click
:P
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:34, archived)
# its
a glasscock
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:38, archived)
# .
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:29, archived)
# WOW!
Now that's talent!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:48, archived)
# Ahhh....

...hhhhhrrrghhhhH!!!!!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Hahaha
hahahahaha....that amuses me greatly
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:21, archived)
# ah, croc kittens
their partners the croc puppies are cuter

(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)
# egad!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:26, archived)
# there's only One
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Chesney Hawkes?
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:27, archived)
# Jimmy Cliff.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Neil Buchanen
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Rick Astley
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:39, archived)
# Paul Shane
hi de hi :)
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:40, archived)
# ho de ho!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:41, archived)
# Pffft
how ridiculous
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:43, archived)
# heheheh
i like it
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)
# funny bone
*direct hit*

animate it animate it animate it...
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:23, archived)
# I don't normally dig animal-hybrid jobs
but that has me giggling like a schoolgirl on a picnic
w/y/h
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Stealth Tax
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:19, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)
# Nicely done
But I find it difficult to sympathise with motorists. If you don't want to be fined, don't break the law. Simple as.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:23, archived)
# I agree
the is nothing i hate more than ignorant road users, especially Volvo drivers, been knocked off 5 times, each time by a twunt in a Volvo
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:25, archived)
# my mate was doing 40 on a 40 road,
except the BT van behind him decided to go to 50, shunted my mate off the road and into the only speed camera for 20 miles.

result: mates car totalled, banned from driving for 2 years, insurance claim refused and BT threatened to sue my mate for damages to their van.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:28, archived)
# i ride a bike,
so the main damage was to me, people on mobiles are a scurge too, never look in the drivers side mirror, and just turn right....WANKERS1!!112!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:30, archived)
# harsh. my mates applying for an appeal
and £8000 damages, now he's found another driver who saw it.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:32, archived)
# Sweet!
I got £6k for a broken wrist, and my bike fixed too, spunked all the cash since on dugs, beer and whores
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:33, archived)
# yep.
the futures in lawsuits i can see it.

now excuse me while i sit in the middle of the m1 reading :)
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:34, archived)
# Good for him
From your description, he does seem to have been particularly unlucky.
I agree though, speed cameras only catch those who break the law. If motorists didn't break the law on speeding, they wouldn't get caught. Sinmple. Every car's fitted with a speedo - use it!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:35, archived)
# Although my dad was caught
doing 40 in a 30 - the signs were hidden , and the police had set themselves up with a radar gun just inside the 30 zone. When he got the letter, he knew exactly where it had been, paid up, and I think the points come off soon. His first fine in over 20 years of driving, a fair cop.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:37, archived)
# on speed limits
i agree with them in town, but i think we should adopt the "autobhan" approach, fast as you like. My bike wont settle into a comfortable ride till it hits 90-95, but thats just me, also speed limits were set on a ford anglia, same with brake distances, it all needs an overhaul by someone that actually uses the damn roads, not some twunt MP who gets driven everywhere
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:46, archived)
# he was 19 when it happened
the guy in the BT van was 42, so they went for the one who had driven less. gits.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:38, archived)
# there should be gatsos on every stretch of urban road
in the UK with pocket-burningly punitive fines and reductions to 20mph in residential areas and within 1000 metres of all schools
sham-"two cars and fifteen years on the road and not a single fucking 'stealthy' speeding fine"-bolic
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:25, archived)
# i agree with your comments
and would like to subscribe to the newsletter
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:26, archived)
# newsletter ... newsletter ...
now where did I put my comic sans ... ?
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:28, archived)
# :)
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:29, archived)
# I hate them
because I find myself checking my speedo far to often and therefore the road less.
I find the best speed things are those electric signs before villages that flash up a warning if you are going faster than you think.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:44, archived)
# Yay
for speed cameras!

They're fab, and they annoy Daily Mail readers, which is always good for a laugh.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:34, archived)
[challenge entry] JUST FOR THE TASTE OF IT




Diet and Coke.....So Very Diego
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:14, archived)
# thAT LOOKS SOOOOOO
piss poor
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)
# be nice
or i'll felch you
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:16, archived)
# i told you yesterday...
be friendly... being a cunt to new users just makes people dislike you
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:16, archived)
# i think you don't really have the authority to say that
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:16, archived)
# arghhhh
It's too beeeeg.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)
# hah hah hah!
what a spacker!

what a JPEG!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)
# He looks like shrek
or some other member of the Troll family
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:18, archived)
# take that down!??!?!?!?
my modems just left home crying :P


edit: cheers SE
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:18, archived)
# oops,
reloaded now
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:20, archived)
# cheers
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)
# that's ridiculous
but very well shopped...woo to your trollboy ;)
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:19, archived)
# i thought i just made his face too unbelievably ugly
but i decided to push the limits
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:21, archived)
# Shrek?!!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:41, archived)
# hah hah hah
you'll fit right in boyo
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:54, archived)
# I am a great admirer of your work.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)
# why oh why oh why oh why oh why
do you think anybody will ever be interested in your opinion if all you can come up with are half-literate criticisms?
I know you're a bit young and stupid to understand that rules make the world go around ... but try this one for size: "if you don't like it, ignore it"
go on ... you might like it
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:19, archived)
# but if i don't like that rule
i can ignore it?
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)
# obviously
but it's quite good advice
the road you're on will just end up with you being ignored ... which I suspect isn't what you're after
/patronising_uncle
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:30, archived)
# Yup!
I admitt it aint really good but we all have to start somewhere!!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:30, archived)
# its
a baboon in a football shirt
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Hey
don't steal my insults
www.b3ta.com/board/2645937
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)
# wom
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:13, archived)
# its just
a Redex!

Oh Joy!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:14, archived)
# oi
don't be sarcastic it's an easy mistake
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)
# I cant help it,
im a sarcastic twunt
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)
# sometimes you`re nice and sometimes you`re not!
CONFUSING!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:23, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

geocities don't let you link images i'm afraid
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:15, archived)
# Geocities don't allow remote linking (posting pictures here).
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:16, archived)
# bat
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:16, archived)
# I
can see that fine... but I'm on AOL, might be why?

It's a woo pic
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Have a pearoast from 3am this morning.


Not normally a repost whore but I like this [ ] this much
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:05, archived)
# It's good. :-)
But if you do it in an existing thread noone will get annoyed with you.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Hehehehe (hic!).
[ ]This worthy of a repost.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:08, archived)
# why post at night when hardly anybody see`s it?
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:09, archived)
# Insomnia
mostly.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Why post during the day
when it'll be spazzed within minutes?

(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:11, archived)
# HAHAHA That's class!
You reposting cunt:p

But it's my happy birthday today so I'll forgive you!

Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me
Happy Birthday to me and Freshlegs and who ever else happens to have a bithday on the 18th of January
Happy Bithday to me!

I'm 21 if anyone cares?
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:13, archived)
# two more days and i'm 21!
happy birthday to woo!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:14, archived)
# It's actualy quite scary!
I wouldn't do it if I was you!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)
# righty-o
*invents time machine*
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:18, archived)
# I just woke up and I was thinking

As long as reposting has become rampant, it would be fun to see everyone's very first Front Page. This was mine.
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:14, archived)
# heres mine
but ive only had 2
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:16, archived)
# my first and only :0
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:17, archived)
# Woo
Reminds me of this
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:19, archived)
# This'd be mine
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:22, archived)
# my one and only
kiss badgers

(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:26, archived)
# Yay!
Pictures on the board!
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:28, archived)
# here's my lack of hummus
crappy follow up.

KISS Kittens
(, Sun 18 Jan 2004, 15:30, archived)

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