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anyone watching channel 4 a minute ago?

for girls...

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tomdog, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:14, archived)

Hurrah, sextants for girls...

Brrrr, now if only I had photoshop, I have an ace idea...

(Glag, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:19, archived)

Oh dear.

The only thing I could find to do with the Kangaroo's cock and hairy bollocks.
I'm sorry.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:12, archived)

as i am

sure you are all aware simon is away in new york this week,
therefore here is a pic for you all to tomAto sh0p of him
simon gurning

(track, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:08, archived)

woah!

he looks like Tony Robinson!
With more hair!
And a different face!

gah, I'm goin to bed.

(Lofted_Warrior, Mon 3 Jun 2002, 1:03, archived)

I don't know.

I just don't know.

IJGMC

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:00, archived)

Ps: yay!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:09, archived)

woo

i never look at barcoes the same way again 8/

(minoltion, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:16, archived)

Oi Witchy!!

did you manage to get that gel plugin to work. it never seems to look like gel for me.

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DontHaveAClue, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:44, archived)

Yeah, sort of, but

I get the same results as you with the gel stuff. I can do molten metal, all sorts of liquidy stuff but the gel effect I want is still beyond me. Arse.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)

Nah.

The Gel filter can't fucking hummus to save it's cuntymints.

Use the afro filter instead.
It ROCKS!

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:33, archived)

Mother!

*edit* had on, that's Cher intit?

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:38, archived)

more firework fun

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:44, archived)

ARGH

THE FEAR

(Dies Irae, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:52, archived)

the FEAR is proper scary like

but i'd still quite like to know where it buys its boots.
mmmm, shoes...

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:57, archived)

jimmy choo (london)

you've been told =)

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:15, archived)

The FEAR

always remind me of zig and zag from the old days of the big breakfast

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DontHaveAClue, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:05, archived)

Last 2 I swear

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:31, archived)

i like

pretty

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:33, archived)

I'm probably the only

one thinking this:

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:34, archived)

Heheheheheh

(tomsk, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:35, archived)

That is superb

you perv.........hehehe

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:35, archived)

wow...

it's a kangaroo cock in fireworks...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:43, archived)

AH!

I'd forgotten about that....nice one Mr. Illuminator.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:44, archived)

you'd managed to block it out...

and I had to remind you. Sorry.

The firework rendition is amazingly faithful... it even has debris...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:48, archived)

my connectionis shagged and everythiung is going sooo sloooowwww

On seeing those fireworks pics and talk of filters i thought at first they were the result of a photoshop flter. The ni remembered the noisy party earlier and promise of pics.

I;'v ebeen up since 5am so i cant be botherd correcting my typing at the moment.

Very cool images, i imagine there peobably is a fireworks filter around somewhere.
goodnight now.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:19, archived)

Boring

Sorry to be such a newbie, but is Photoshop 7 alot better than Paint Shop Pro? Will it be easyer to make anim's and stuff, any recomendations on what programs i should use?

(MrGwilt, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:21, archived)

I only have

Photoshop 5 - so don't know.

I'm helpful aren't I.

Here, have this :

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:22, archived)

Oo, dunno.

I'm using 'slop 6 and OvenReady, but it's getting on me tits so I'm gearing up Flash 5 for the anims. Paint Slop Ho I can't fucking hummus m'fraid.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:24, archived)

Is flash easy to use?

Hope so hope to be getting that

(MrGwilt, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:27, archived)

Dunno!

I've just hit the demos so far. Donthaveaclue uses it and he's around.....
<resists obvious joke> :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:30, archived)

Once you play around with it for a bit

its a piece of piss :)

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DontHaveAClue, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:33, archived)

Does

the Pope shit in the woods?

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NobbyNobody 21 years a b3tan, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:25, archived)

Potatoshop

is much better but i do prefer animation shop over image ready

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DontHaveAClue, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:30, archived)

Thank you all

for all your help!!!

(MrGwilt, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:35, archived)

I personally

use Photoshop for any photo manipulation and the likes.

I animate using Macromedia Flash MX.

I only ever use PSP for pixel art and the like, it is essentially a watered down version of potatoshop.

(Dies Irae, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:34, archived)

it would be

if you see the difference in price tags..

but psp7 is still good for the money, thats assuming you are planning on obtaining legally

(minoltion, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:10, archived)

and all programs

are easy, you just have to learn to use them

(minoltion, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:13, archived)

fuckin' typical

thunderstorm, lights flicker, winduhs box up here reboots, linux webserver keeps going.

Shite, I tells ya!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:19, archived)

fuckin tv has

gone off too grrrrrr

fuckin better be better tomorrow for the fish quay

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DontHaveAClue, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:23, archived)

You just

know the fish quay's gonna be just as bollox as it was last year, even if Bob Geldof's playing! (and Gordon Giltrap - woo)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:25, archived)

yeah but

theres beer umm and theres beer oh and women and beer

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DontHaveAClue, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:28, archived)

Is there beer too?

Mmmmm.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:35, archived)

shirley

that would be more to do with the power supplies in the machines than the OSes?

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:27, archived)

I hope not!

The computer room is on its own circuit, the win2k box that rebooted is a brand new built-by-my-own-hand featuring v.stable 300W PSU, the linux box that stayed up is 2 years old (also built by me) and has a separate really old old PC box containing its disks:

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:38, archived)

I WANT A THUNDERSTORM

And i'll scweam and scweam until I get one[1]
I want to keep it in my pocket and take it out to play with whenever I feel the need to play with a thunderstorm.
I like being near lightning. It makes the hairs on my arms stand up.
[1] more gruzzle than scweam

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:28, archived)

We just had a kickass firework display

in the field right by my house.........FREE.

How cool is that, plus I get free days off work. Long live the Queen, make sure you survive another 50 years bitch !

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:54, archived)

we get a week of she croaks

apparently.

except for me of course.

(Mattyboy, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:56, archived)

Woo

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:04, archived)

woo

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:10, archived)

More woo

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:11, archived)

'm jealous

want to watch fireworks!

mind you, i didn't have to put up with westlife earlier, so i suppose you've earned this =)

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:13, archived)

Well remembered

It weren't a bad display for a relatively small town.

Lasted about 10 mins. I have more pics.......will bore you or excite you with them later

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koit WWW.HIGHASAKOIT.CO.UK, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:15, archived)

There were some big ones over the castle last night...

couldn't quite see them from my house, but I could hear them, and see the vague glow...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:15, archived)

I like that last

reddish one - nice!

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:20, archived)

extremely class observation...

serious woo and yay.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:13, archived)

When she stiffs

or when she finally abdicates, do we get jug-ears, or will he pass up the opportunity in order to continue to pork chlamydia-porker-bowels?.
In either case, I hope we get a holiday.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:08, archived)

as long as harry hewitt doesn't get it

i don't give a shite.

huzzah, an unelected german was made head of state 50 years ago!

(Mattyboy, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:12, archived)

Her mum was german,

but her dad was british. Hmm, just answered me own question there.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:21, archived)

Palace Blaze

I just heard that Buckingham Palace caught fire just after Ozzy Osbourne had been rehearsing.

(starterfor10, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:17, archived)

Palace Blaze

I just heard that Buckingham Palace caught fire just after Ozzy Osbourne had been rehearsing.

(starterfor10, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:20, archived)

Down the board

Some ona said "Fact me till I fart"

I though that was funny

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Mrfishfinger .com, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:51, archived)

the joy of chris morris

it's based on a story about a certain prim looking bbc news presenter who left a mic on (or something like that) and was overheard saying to bloke 'now fuck me till i fart'

pure genius on both counts.

(Mattyboy, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:55, archived)

that was moi;

bit of a chris morris moment :)

(witchy_downstairs, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:56, archived)

As an Edinb3tan....

I especially like the Morris line:

"Around dawn in Edinburgh is a really good time to see the castle wandering around, having a wank. "

I also like one of his finest bits of abuse:

"You're born dead through your own arse"

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:00, archived)

and Kidderminster

has been found in a hedge.

(witchy_downstairs, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:09, archived)

Wasn't that a Chris Morris line?

Day Today or Brass Eye...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:57, archived)

witchy!

I just had a wee trawl through binarydinosaurs...

You really have a helluva lot of stuff there! Your loft must be huge. And full.

Real trip down memory lane though. Respect.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:39, archived)

Heh;

can't put stuff in the loft 'cos we haven't converted it an' I can't stand upright up there :)
Stuff's spread between the room showed earlier in the timespaz and a big fuck off storage room....fortunately wifeof doesn't take the piss too much! Well, not that much anyway. Well. Um.

(witchy_downstairs, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:46, archived)

Do you have a DEC Rainbow?

One of the few computers I regretted selling. I'd really like another, c/w twin discs and CP/M of course.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:05, archived)

yup.

No pix of it though, 'cos it came out of dusty mcdusty's loft and looks like it's been on fire :)
Got a few other bits too, 'cos I used to work for a DEC reseller....

(witchy_downstairs, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:11, archived)

Woo!

Mine was a dual CPU model 100 c/w loads of memory, a HDD and dual wierd as fsck floppies.
Should you ever wish to sell it, please let me know.
Ahh, memories come flooding back.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:23, archived)

They were

all dual CPU models weren't they? I thought the main difference was the 100 had the RX50 twin floppy while the 100+ had a 5 or 10mb HDD (RD50 or RD51, can't remember) and extra memory.
The colour screen from the Rainbow is still my favourite Amiga monitor 'cos it hummuses just nicely! No chance of selling but if I come across one in better nick than mine you can have the old one.
BTW, the RX50 floppy drive was v.successful and used in several other PDP, Professional and MicroVAX products....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:29, archived)

you got the manual for your

bbc advanced teletext receiver?

(minoltion, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:40, archived)

Nope!

And so far I haven't plugged it in, 'cos I wasn't sure if it needed the ROMs from the first teletext decoder.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:46, archived)

do you want one?

the covers a bit scuffed, but apart from that its nice

(minoltion, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)

Ho yus;

mail me at

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:54, archived)

...

(minoltion, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:05, archived)

Yup.

8080 + Z80
I had the green screen monitor, twin floppies and a 10MB HDD. I used it for graphics stuff, displaying on a BBC Micro( code in the advanced user guide for the beeb, well, about 10% of what you actually need ).
Can you remember what the killer app was that shipped with it that allowed you to create a document that contained spreadsheet cells, charted info and formatted text?, when that was combined with the superb keyboard it really is a wonder that the IBM PC took off at all.
I am now kicking myself ( metaphorically ) for getting rid of it.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)

Rrrrrrrrrr......<wrings brain>

Arseburgers....the stuff that could do that on PDPs was called AtoZ but AFAIK it didn't get onto the Rainbows. The natural followup to the Rainbow was the DECwriter, so it must've been similar s/w to that. I suspect Doogle will come up with the answer while I'm dealing with kangaroo cocks (see other posts :)

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:52, archived)

I started a couple of ideas with the roo's cock,

but I couldn't face taking any of them through to completion...

It's just too unpleasant a set of pixels to deal with...

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:55, archived)

Heh

If I had the money and the space, my collection would be just as big, if not bigger...

I'm not doing too badly though :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:48, archived)

I was thinking of you when

I took one of the pix down in the timespaz, left the C65 in there deliberately :o))

(witchy_downstairs, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:00, archived)

Yes, I did notice you taunting me like that :)

I think I deserve a C65 for my years of being a hardcore Commodore fan :)

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Lumpbucket tekcubpmuL, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:03, archived)

That's the *other*

reason I put the PET 2001 in there too.....hehe. Now when my new RAM chips arrive I can get her working again without having to cannibalise other machines.....

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:22, archived)

Anyone want to say me how lame I am?

I posted this in the afternoon today, but I got no reposts, not even something like:"MJFallout you suck. Please delete Photoshop from your Harddrive."
Am I really so boring or bad (or both)?

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:35, archived)

MJfallout

you'll pleased to hear I laughed out loud when i saw it.. Its beautiful obscurity ,, vonderval,.. superb , smashing ,... fantastisch and dare i say . . . . yay,..

(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)

I never gave up hope.

Thanx man, though you might been kidding.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:39, archived)

i did laugh

but i dont think its beautiful

(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)

Beauty?

I´m no cosmetic surgeon so I don´t miind too much.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:47, archived)

is...

english your first language?

(cybo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:49, archived)

Nein.

My first language is German.

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:50, archived)

chill, winston

the yays and woos are rationed, to maintain their value and sincerity. well mine are- i want to yaywoo everybody but i manage to restrict myself to a few. it is indeed a lovely picture- don't take the lack of response to heart. it's still woo-worthy!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)

You´r right, but I think it´s "seyi-lo"

(MJFallout has not posted anything for many many years, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:42, archived)

it is perhaps important

to stress that this is B3TA, and b3tans are a friendly people. In the unlikely event that anyone thought your picture sucked, (and it doesn't) I should hope they would not have the ill grace to state that opinion.
That is all.

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:49, archived)

fuckin'ell,

been thunderin' and lightning for over 2 hours now!

(witchy_downstairs, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:27, archived)

Oh god

don't say that, i've got Deconstruction tomorrow which is outdoors.

I SO hope the weather's good.

(Dies Irae, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:28, archived)

did

you win the tickets off the gigguide?

(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:31, archived)

Nah

a mate from college bought me it =D

It was like winning the cheese lottery i swear.

(Dies Irae, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)

woohoo!

I'm going tomorrow too. It bloody well better be nice - rain and spikey hair don't go too well together and there'll be a bunch of floppy mohicans around.

(fatty biscuits, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:47, archived)

Thank god

for my already floppy hair.

(Dies Irae, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:31, archived)

verry verry

frightining

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)

naaah,

love it, me. Well, not at 2 in the morning I don't :)

(witchy_downstairs, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)

galileo

galileo
(your sensible replies dont deter me)

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:46, archived)

Beelzebub

has a number of devils specifically set aside for the members of b3ta... of b3ta... of B3TA!!

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:56, archived)

But can

you do the Fandango? We've already had the thunderbolt and lightning up here but it wasn't very very frightening.
For me.
For me.
FOR MEEEEEEEEEEE.

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witchy is covered in BEES, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:58, archived)

its a lovely night here

the kind of night where i wish i didn't dump my girlfriend.

(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:30, archived)

Hahahaha

I love making fires.
I'm burning the following materials. Guess what colour and density the smoke is.
Polystyrene
Cardboard
Wet Cardboard
Newspaper
Shitty Nappies
Leyllandii clippings
PVC film
Grease coated offcuts of cotton cloth.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:25, archived)

pretty black and noxious, I would imagine...

good work.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:27, archived)

b&q's latest

'impressed neighbour' range?

(witchy_downstairs, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:29, archived)

They have gone quiet.

I really impressed them this morning by using an angle grinder to sharpen the edge of an 18" tyre lever, then I cocked up the petroil mixture of my strimmer. Dense fug of blue two-stroke fumes issued forth.
The smoke from the fire was dense, pallid grey, cloying and stinky.

I have just added 1 gallon of used engine oil. Although still grey, it now has an interesting blue tinge to it, and little streamers of carbon are falling all around.
I hate my neighbours, and hope they all choke to death.
I think they hate me.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)

I suspect that you are right.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:40, archived)

nice

hey we have real life arsonist on the board.(besides crab bloke)

(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:42, archived)

isn't every red blooded male a pyromaniac?

maybe not an arsonist... but definitely in favour of burning stuff and blowing things up.

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chaotic_illuminator proud spacehopperist, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:46, archived)

i used to work with moonbadger

he could light water....

top bloke all round, just don't let him smell parafin.

(cybo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:47, archived)

I don't need to smell it.

My willie tingles at the mere mention of readily combustable mid-fractions.
When we gonna do the bio-dee engine?. Not heard from blokie for a while.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:03, archived)

think of the toxins pumped into the environment by that wee game.

Please, won't somebody think of the toxins?

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Dr Phil Kitten, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:47, archived)

Mmmmm

toxins.

What do you reckon is worse. Incineration or land fill in terms of overall toxicity levels?

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 23:07, archived)

Hey

For all you with nothing to do, i have a nokia 3330 and would like to change some of the screensavers, so if you could do any animations which fits this => W72 x H28, and must only be black and white. Will send you ringtones, operator logos, or your own designed picture message to nokia phones. Can instant message me on khaii69 at hot mail dot com. Thanks :D

(MrGwilt, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:20, archived)

help a good cause...

the BBC are voting for the best pop act in the last 50 years, 1227 votes have been cast and the beatles are set to win..

..again.

please visit this web site and vote for fat boy slim, if only half of b3ta's users vote, he wins!

you may not like mr cook, but c'mon! don't let a popcombo from 30 years ago still be the best!

go for it clicky

(cybo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:06, archived)

Nix to that.

Queen got my vote. Would have been Bowie, but Queen have a better chance of winning.

(ed:)Besides, the point is it's the best of the last 50 years. And, unless 25 - 50% of Norman Cook dies quickly and tragically, he doesn't stand a chance of getting the legendary status necessary for that kind of accolade.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:09, archived)

yeah but...

they always win the top 100 tunes with bohemian sodding rhapsody, i just want the new guy to win...

(cybo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:10, archived)

negative....

Mr bungle get my vote.

I dont think they will win funnily enough

(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:18, archived)

oh yes!

nice bit o' pattenage!

(witchy_downstairs, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:19, archived)

Bugger that

Bowie got my vote =)

(Dies Irae, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:09, archived)

bugger

if all the b3tans vote 4 different acts, the beatles will still bloody win...

crapola

(cybo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:11, archived)

Ah, but...

..if all the B3tans vote for different acts, they will all be roughly even. 'cept the Spice Girls.

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:13, archived)

Rollings Stones

are by far the most influential

(Hazzeryoda www.mongolfrauds.co.uk - London to Mongolia!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:19, archived)

Mr.Jeem

Sadly, as well you know, the sodding Beatles will always win. These things are rigged. I am convinced of it.
Where are The Who, The Kinks, The Clash, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd et al.
The Beatles always win overall, with Queen winning the 'Bestest single' award.
Don't fight it.
I want you to sit back and relax....This won't hurt a bit.

When I get my valium, when I get my valium...

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:20, archived)

Oh yeah

Out of that lot, I voted for Mr.Bowie

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:22, archived)

I always find it

amazing how influencial robbie williams has been over the last three years . I hear he convinced lennon to take acid for the first time.

(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:23, archived)

He also:-

Taught John Entwhistle to play bass
Taught Jimi Hendrix to play draughts
Beat Ray Davies in a wanking contest
Wrote all of Kraftwerks tunes
Took the photo that adorns London Calling
Invented music
Invented wool. Oh sorry, that was me.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:31, archived)

woo

and yay for robbie ... he is sooo great and humble with it too

(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:35, archived)

sod

it...

(cybo, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:16, archived)

I got bored

Now I'm gonna light a large fire, drink cider, and listen to my scumbagarsewipetheivingscally neighbours fight and choke on the fumes.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 20:54, archived)

yay

for sponging death otters

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 20:59, archived)

My parents

used to own a spong mincer.
I ruined it by attempting to mince wood.

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)

I love otters

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:02, archived)

im bored too

:..:.:::.still trying to avoid cleaning the house.
winzipping old files > what

(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:02, archived)

photoshop something to

entertain us if you're bored ! :)

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:04, archived)

only have

paint on this machine.
i have been trying to ignore it but the little blighter keeps saying use me. oh and i have nah ftp things on here either ,...hmmm... I'm trying to find a photo of the old MSX i used to have back in the day.

(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:10, archived)

oo!

still got it?

(witchy_downstairs, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:17, archived)

i think my brother

has it in his loft. the funny thing about it. the buttons would always break??? we had them repaired so many times

(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:19, archived)

if it's still there

I'm all up for donations....ain't got one of those.

(witchy_downstairs, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:21, archived)

I never met

another person who did.

Its a lonely world that of the MSX kid. Road fighter and Nemesis rocked!!! catridge games on a home computer back in 85. No one has dared do it since

(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:26, archived)

erm

atari?

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:28, archived)

the atari

was a games machine. It didnae have a keyboard (did it) and you couldn't write basic on it.. I made a really shit game one time it took me days.

(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:32, archived)

there were several

8 bit ataris that took cartridges
i had a 130xe

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:38, archived)

oh yea

was that the predecessor to the ST .. i have had a couple of them in my times.. was clearing out my attic the other week and couldn't bring myself to throw one away , so i took it to the pub for a drink untill someone asked me about it , then gave it to them ..... i shifted it out the door

(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:45, archived)

apart from the c64 (and the console spawn of 64)!

my mate at primary school had an msx- i thought it was the dads nads.

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:30, archived)

im quite wrong.
oops
ok so no one dared have two cartridge slots on there machine...

(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:33, archived)

you

win

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:36, archived)

i have to find it

now dont i.

(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:39, archived)

yup;

the only other twin cart machine I've seen is the toshiba....for the record, you could get a keyboard for the atari vcs that had basic, and you could also get rom extenders that allowed up to 10 different carts to be in place all at the same time </geek>

(witchy_downstairs, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:53, archived)

i need a pcmcia memory card reader for my pc

i've just found out i can program my new penpad </irrelevant but excited geek>

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:58, archived)

they cost 70-odd quid.....

nless you've got a lapdog....

(witchy_downstairs, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:07, archived)

shit, that's a point *checks the half-broken 'sheeba*

got one already! woo, thanks for reminding me! now all i need is a smallish memory card and i'm away!

smiley happy summer's here!

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spacefish bong!, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:17, archived)

BBC Master 128

Two cartridge slots.
ICMFP

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moonbadger Doesn't judge a fish by its ability to climb trees, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:56, archived)

indeed

(witchy_downstairs, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 22:06, archived)

b3ta

Anyone know what it stands for ?

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Mrfishfinger .com, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 20:46, archived)

carrot

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 20:47, archived)

i believe that's the pronounciation

not what it stands for.

b3ta stands for creative community of idleness.

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nodmonkey, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 20:50, archived)

okey dokey pedantic-pants

It doesn't stand for anything.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 20:52, archived)

it doesn't stand for the likes of you

coming here, asking all these questions, without so much as a photoshopped kitten to show for yourself.

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Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 20:54, archived)

yeah.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 20:58, archived)

i think its

Broody threesomes terrorises anality ???

(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 20:55, archived)

truth, honour,

and the cuntymint way

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Spoon, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 20:48, archived)

because it has piles?

/coat

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 20:50, archived)

b3ta

Aint it just a play on words - b3ta => bEta and cos it's a beta they got the e backwards making it into a 3? Damn i've thought too hard :(!!!

(MrGwilt, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 20:57, archived)

nearly.

was beta, but beta dot com was taken, so it is b3ta dot com. FACT.

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pickledpizza Older, nicer, fluffier., Sun 2 Jun 2002, 20:59, archived)

fact me

till I FART.

(witchy_downstairs, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:14, archived)

How about

Be 3 To Abusekittens?

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grinfish redux I can remember when all this were eels, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 21:15, archived)

dont know

what awful radio station im listening to. It has Christian two step garage on it, I feel like im being beating up by jehovas witnesses

(doktored, Sun 2 Jun 2002, 20:46, archived)

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