they used for this?
I would look up flash kit, but it's never really liked me, I swear. If you could point me towards the a tutorial, I would be grateful (or page, you just tell me or whatever)
*waits for cock off number 1*
*realises that by the virtue of his last statement he has just guarrenteed at least two cock offs*
*ducks*
*real
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:50,
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I would look up flash kit, but it's never really liked me, I swear. If you could point me towards the a tutorial, I would be grateful (or page, you just tell me or whatever)
*waits for cock off number 1*
*realises that by the virtue of his last statement he has just guarrenteed at least two cock offs*
*ducks*
*real
may they be consumed by syphilis
www.sendthemback.org
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:45,
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www.sendthemback.org
Reminded me of Tim Healy's band in Phoenix Nights.
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:48,
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"Send the buggers back
Send the buggers back
I onlydownloaded purchased white ones
They've gone and sent us black."
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 19:16,
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Send the buggers back
I only
They've gone and sent us black."
definitely.
raging syphilis.
With singing boils
.
/transmet fan
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 19:05,
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raging syphilis.
With singing boils
.
/transmet fan

those Californian Pomegrabbits
is now officially not crap cos Mitch says so
(100% true)
I want one!
not for eating though. imagine the mess...
by the way WOO! if not just for the punnage
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:48,
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not for eating though. imagine the mess...
by the way WOO! if not just for the punnage
you said 'seed'.
sorry. so very sorry
EDIT: i just thought of something relevant.... just gotta find the hummus! be right back with that....
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:50,
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sorry. so very sorry
EDIT: i just thought of something relevant.... just gotta find the hummus! be right back with that....
but, alas it just looked pony.
so i'll stick with the smut instead.

all the girls'll be doing it next season...
sorry. again.
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 19:04,
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so i'll stick with the smut instead.

all the girls'll be doing it next season...
sorry. again.
but I'm not sure why..
and pomegrabbits grow in burrows - didn't you know that?
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 19:07,
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and pomegrabbits grow in burrows - didn't you know that?
but i'm not saying.
if they grow in burrows what are the seeds for?
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 19:11,
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if they grow in burrows what are the seeds for?
hmmmm
flaps...
mutton shutters?
beef curtains?
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 19:15,
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flaps...
mutton shutters?
beef curtains?
brains? sounds like a recipe for schizophrenia to me...
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 19:20,
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their IQ is divided by the number of brains within, so they aren't too clever.
never obsess over doors, they sometimes close in your er face..
I'll shut up now & go & pack for my hol byee!
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 19:24,
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never obsess over doors, they sometimes close in your er face..
I'll shut up now & go & pack for my hol byee!
i always approach doors backwards for that reason...
ta-rah then!
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 19:27,
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ta-rah then!
Looks like they've got their pantomime(sp?) costumes on... sweet. can I eat them yet?
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:57,
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just tap them on a rock, pull the head off & gently peel the tough skin away to reveal the juicy interior.
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 19:00,
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Only it's usually not the fish that bleeds, it's my leg, in my athletic attempts to cast on/off/whatever
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:45,
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hehe! Blood...maybe you should get a job with mister Tarentino (sp?) =P
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:39,
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about the fact that the darn thing got away in the original, so I taught it a 'bloody' lesson!
And yes a job with 'tino would be lovebly thankyou-pleashe.
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:42,
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And yes a job with 'tino would be lovebly thankyou-pleashe.
very neat.
enjoy this repost which is too large.

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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:37,
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enjoy this repost which is too large.
\obligatory response
Have something crap that seemed like a good idea at the time.

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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:46,
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Have something crap that seemed like a good idea at the time.


I think his lack of nuts is affecting his brain.
This is my first ever animation. I'm proud.
proud young man/woman . and go west . there's gold in them thar hills
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:29,
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of staring at that to finally start laughing.
i don't know, not that i suddenly got something, but the idea of monkey police just struck me as extremely hilarious.
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:28,
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i don't know, not that i suddenly got something, but the idea of monkey police just struck me as extremely hilarious.
just the idea that they're speeding somewhere
like they really have to get there
and that the car is packed with monkeys
and did someone call them?
and did the monkeys themselves write "monkey police" on the car?
or did someone else do it and then put them in it?
and what do they do?
and where are they going?
and what are they going to do when they get there?
and are they actually going anywhere?
i mean, they're monkeys.
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:33,
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like they really have to get there
and that the car is packed with monkeys
and did someone call them?
and did the monkeys themselves write "monkey police" on the car?
or did someone else do it and then put them in it?
and what do they do?
and where are they going?
and what are they going to do when they get there?
and are they actually going anywhere?
i mean, they're monkeys.
I would also like to know just what is taboo in a monkey society.
yay
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:43,
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yay
Haven't you ever seen "animals do the funniest things" or some such crap?
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:47,
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No I haven't. I am a hobit.
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 19:24,
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*breathe*
Hahahahahahahahahahaha
*falls off chair*
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:29,
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Hahahahahahahahahahaha
*falls off chair*
a MONKEY MONKEY MONKEY....
That's fantastic work. WoooOOOOooOOOOOoo!
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 19:24,
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That's fantastic work. WoooOOOOooOOOOOoo!
the entire lyrics for that song are lodged firmly in my memory
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:24,
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I was just bemoaning the loss of Spitting Image last night. No decent satire on telly any more.
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:22,
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thats coming back, isnt it the best news ever?
satire = my friend
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:25,
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satire = my friend
that spitting image is to return to our screens very soon. but i can't remember where i read it or when it's coming back on t'tele.
sorry!
EDIT: Article speculating about return of Spitting Image
more speculation
BBC article on said subject
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:25,
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sorry!
EDIT: Article speculating about return of Spitting Image
more speculation
BBC article on said subject
It's all a question of who's going to be writing it though isn't it? I think most of the original team are doing bigger and better things these days.
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:26,
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and it's not stuck on some shitty sattelite channel
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:27,
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Blair's got fuck all to worry about then. Hopefully Bush too...
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:28,
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I find that pretty rib-tickling (although maybe that's just my response after years of not seeing S.I.)
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 19:07,
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I didn't realise it was different files, so I thought it was only 91k.
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:27,
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the B side of that. "I've Never met a nice South African." Was great.
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:29,
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i call it 'clive the cataraffe'
in a "I'm scared of really long sandpaper tongues" kind of way
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:30,
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This GIF has been on my harddrive for ages. I can't remember where it came from, but I'd like to hand it over to you guys and see what you come up with...

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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:09,
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...the pic that is, not the fish...I like mine done rare
(ba dum tish!)
edit: hold on, thats steak I'm thinking of, isnt it?
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:17,
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(ba dum tish!)
edit: hold on, thats steak I'm thinking of, isnt it?
for a guy on deviantart.com who drew the lines

or here for its full glory ic1.deviantart.com/fs4.deviantart.com/i/2004/200/9/6/Sabastian__Coloured_.jpg (Drag & Drop please)
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 17:58,
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or here for its full glory ic1.deviantart.com/fs4.deviantart.com/i/2004/200/9/6/Sabastian__Coloured_.jpg (Drag & Drop please)
what's your deviantart name?
mine's naiveamoeba.deviantart.com
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:00,
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mine's naiveamoeba.deviantart.com
He kind of reminds me of Guybrush Threepwood in MI3.
Tis a very nice piece of artwork though... woo!
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:12,
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Tis a very nice piece of artwork though... woo!
Maybe not...
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 17:50,
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"the man without a face"?
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 17:56,
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But they all liked it anyway.
That my first ever post to b3ta co-incided with a DNS failure. Sniff.
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Sun 18 Jul 2004, 18:11,
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