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# W00!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:00, archived)
# You
would not believe the ammount of penis and ring piece I had to see to find a sfw pic with gays :|
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:01, archived)
# Gay shift!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:01, archived)
# hey!
you stole my wallpaper!!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:13, archived)
# teh. only reason..
.. why everyone's so fluffy this time of night is becuase they're all pissed :)..

GAY SHIFT enigma explained!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:05, archived)
# I'm pissed
And I feel fluffy.
I feel this must be statistically significant
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:08, archived)
# so by association..
..booze makes you gay. ..

That concept scares me.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:11, archived)
# GAY SHIFT! - We Want To Take You To A GAY BAR!


And the GAY BAR mp3 to accompany it
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:00, archived)
# whoot
right on time and be for me as i have a headache
have fun all
nighty night
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:00, archived)
# being gay cures headaches
stay and be healed
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:02, archived)
# My dad...
...would drink a whole bottle if he saw me on a site proclaiming that!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:01, archived)
# What's he got against men in hats holding sausages?
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:04, archived)
# and
being naked
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:06, archived)
# The fact that
he's only just found out that his son likes doing those things too...
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:08, archived)
# aaah
forgot your the only one in the village
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:15, archived)
# hehe!
'tis I =)
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:17, archived)
# it went so horribly wrong

click for colour (343k)


can you tell what it is yet?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:58, archived)
# hee hee
i like it best way to play russian roulette
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:59, archived)
# aztec camera
have reformed?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:59, archived)
# Yes.
Clever.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:01, archived)
# haha,
Woo to that.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:01, archived)
# I once saw a
Sergio Aragonés thing like that, about thirty years ago. Exactly like that, actually.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:08, archived)
# I did too
I got a BIG book of marginals with that in somewhere.

Groo the movie comes (its been comming for yeeeeears)
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:09, archived)
# OK Then, as I obviously can't draw Klingons...
...lets try another Star Trek alien:

(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Cardassian?
/ubergeek
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:56, archived)
# yay!
*Dishes out secont patted back of the day*
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:57, archived)
# aww
no pat for me :(
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:58, archived)
# ok, have a obligitory one on me
being as you tried so hard =)
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:00, archived)
# is it darth
vader with his mask off?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:56, archived)
# ..erm..
cunty-foreheads?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:56, archived)
# Sounds like...
...a disease
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:58, archived)
# is that like
slartibartfast?
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:04, archived)
# um um
i know this one,
can't out my finger on it,


not ferengy, um what the hell is it



ah cardasion
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Star
Trek is confusing as hell...
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:59, archived)
# yup
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Debbie does New Orleans
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:59, archived)
# sweet
looks more garak than dukat :)
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:05, archived)
# Caught it in my garden!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:54, archived)
# hits with spade
*spang*


woo
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:55, archived)
# hehe
it looks like paul daniels
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:56, archived)
#
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:00, archived)
# how did you get that?
they wouldn't let me in teh Paul club as an honourary. :(
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:09, archived)
# That's cool
Though I hope never to encounter one
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:56, archived)
# can we
keep kill it
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:56, archived)
#
i have been training it to clean behind my radiators
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:03, archived)
# gnomes are ace

except these ones

Woo to pic btw
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:00, archived)
# hahaha
thats excellent
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Hehe
the little bastards.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:01, archived)
# That is indeed ace
.
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:09, archived)
# This is a comic i drew
during an all night study session. I'm the guy with the beard, dave is my old flatmate.


THE ADVENTURES OF HARDCORE DAVE...AND SOMETIMES MARV



EDIT: all done entirely in paint, of course.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:54, archived)
# freeservers
hotlinking FORBIDDEN
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Frobidden
linking.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:55, archived)
# ah, me clueless,
Sorry guys, i shall put these on a new server.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:56, archived)
# I´sokay now
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:03, archived)
# upgrade your account
so we can see it
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:55, archived)
# yes,
Please upgrade your account.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:56, archived)
# Give a try
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:56, archived)
# oooh
what a good chap.

Looks like UKDragon has a rival :P
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:59, archived)
# i plan on using this, mothafucka.
thank you for your kindness!
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:00, archived)
# Watching telly, and decided to use a pencil for a change...
...a pat on the back for the fist person to guess what I'm watching

(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:50, archived)
# Is that
Ming the Merciless?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:50, archived)
# its a klingon
i think!

/star trek geek!!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:51, archived)
# Yay!
*Pats back*
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:51, archived)
# It's bill bailey
on his way to a fancy dress party
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:52, archived)
# Which
he forgot to dress up for
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:53, archived)
# debbie does dallas
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:51, archived)
# Is Bill Bailey on?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:51, archived)
# We will live!
In an insect nation!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:52, archived)
# bill
bailey?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:51, archived)
# south park?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:51, archived)
# trar
stek
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:52, archived)
# Bill Bailey?
woo for pencil mashes!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:52, archived)
# black books
edit/ that is a shit klingon but a fantastic bill bailey
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:52, archived)
# maybe they're watching
a young sibling play with Lego Star Trek figures?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:54, archived)
# mmmmmmmmmmmmm
*considers*
*ponders*
its still a fab bill bailey whatever
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:57, archived)
# Scary


soon the'll have kettles too
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:49, archived)
# doesn't understand why some guy is farting yellow gas
but likes it anyway

woo
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:51, archived)
# Burning not farting
how else are you supposed to represent a ray of light?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:53, archived)
# no idea :D
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:54, archived)
# Is it flying ant day soon?
I saw them preparing a while ago but the weathers been crap. I hate that day.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:55, archived)
# i think
it normally happens sometime in august but that day is so much fun
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:56, archived)
# I had an ants nest last year
in my bedroom. Didn't realise until flying ant day. Walking into a room with hundreds of the bastards is not nice. Still, my hoover was the victor!
*loads up Ant Attack*
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:57, archived)
# I thought
I'd seen that park before...


strange place...
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:00, archived)
# :o)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:48, archived)
# night
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:49, archived)
# thgin
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Bon nuit
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:50, archived)
# byee
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:51, archived)
# thats a lovely new hat guinan


goes well with your mumu - you had better watch going through doors though
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:48, archived)
# will it go
with my poncho?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Its impossible to be unhappy in a poncho*
*May not be 100% fact
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:52, archived)
# I've never been unhappy in mine
so it may be 100% fact
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:54, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:46, archived)
# what the.....
its eyes are following me


/runs
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:47, archived)
# huzzah!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:47, archived)
# too bad he's gone to sleep
i assume.

since he's not on msn anymore.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:52, archived)
# thats just
what he wants you to think...
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:56, archived)
# [looks around]
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:59, archived)
# that's fucking creepy, man.
it's spookin' me up real good.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Ooh
it says "H" (my name) watches.
It's meee..um...zombified...sort of..
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:48, archived)
# .......
*cries*
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:48, archived)
# must do....must....must do as it says...must do...
*faints*
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:49, archived)
# Calling all botanists and anyone else who might be interested...
It's the night shift (or gay shift), so here is a nice picture of a night flowering cactus that I took 10 mins ago.

EDIT - FIXED LINK! (doh!)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:40, archived)
# nope its a 404
message
remove the
http://www.b3ta.com/board



edit: woo pretty flower

/waits for lots of shopped pictures
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:41, archived)
# Yup
Very Mis-informativley clever though.

Edit:: Oooooh yellowie! Woo-sum
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:42, archived)
# you'd be wanting
an "http://" in front of that.

woo! yay! scary!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:42, archived)
# speaking of strange night things
whatever happened about the post last night on the weird orange sky in Cornwall?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:42, archived)
# they found
out it was a thatched cottage at other end of the village on fire*



*may not be true
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:45, archived)
# So the gods spilling custard
wasn't true
*dissapointed*
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:47, archived)
# orange sky?
i live by london, between the hours of 1am and 4am, the sky glows ornange it's called light pollution, of course you country folk wouldnt know about that would you?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:48, archived)
# arr, I be no country folk
I be London-ish too.. there was no orange sky last night between 1-4 though
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:51, archived)
# get insomnia
and a window looking out from the roof, pointed north from sutton
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:51, archived)
# bah, Sutton
your party shop sells over-priced spiderman costumes and your topshop is too small for my liking.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:53, archived)
# yes, but i live on the east cheam\sutton border,
in a flat where harry seacombe used to live, made famous by east cheam references in the goon show
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:54, archived)
# because it had moved to Cornwall
thats why
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:53, archived)
# its very nice!!
:o) woo!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:42, archived)
# You've come too soon!
and you need an http:// on your link, but I must say that's it's a very nice picture indeed.
Is it one of those flower-for-30-minutes-pe-year things?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:42, archived)
# They flower several times during July/August, but the flowers
only last for one night.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:44, archived)
# REDEX!
http:// would help :-)

Woo and Woe
beautiful event captured
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:45, archived)
# that's lovely
well done!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Thats no cactus!


Nice pic though =)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:51, archived)
# WOO!
I have this plant, Epiphyllum oxypetalum

(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:57, archived)
# This one is Harrisia jusbertii
(, Mon 19 Jul 2004, 0:11, archived)
[challenge entry] Yay, for taking the mickey out of eBay.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:39, archived)
# Le chat de David Grey.


apologies for naffness
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:38, archived)
# haha!
woo yay!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:38, archived)
# GO KITTY!
arf!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:39, archived)
# C# D#
C# D# and so on
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:40, archived)
# AMAZING!
I just saw that as the 'dooby-doo' riff bit on Chemical Bros' Hey Boy Hey Girl (about 15 secs in) kicked in. What a lovely audio/visual treat for Jimbo.

THE FULL WOOYAYHOOOOPLINGS.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:55, archived)
# nice little video :P
not made by me.. but it's on my site.

"Immature"

It's work safe,:P. not that any of you are a work right now anyway.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:38, archived)
# sorry bud
that files corrupt!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:49, archived)
# ..
care to explain what happened? because it's worked fine for most people. no problems.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:51, archived)
# .



pearoasted from early this morning for all you lie-in likers.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:37, archived)
# I'm so glad
there isn't a 3rd frame.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:38, archived)
# MY MIND!!!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:38, archived)
# You fu...
*fits*
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:38, archived)
# Block images from...

Refresh...

...and relax...
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:40, archived)
# you really dont like goatse do you
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:41, archived)
# maybe he's one of those people
who say "I'll try anything once"
and it hurted
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:43, archived)
# What's to like?
Who here honestly *likes* looking at a picture of a man with a ruptured anus?

I honestly think there's something psychologically interesting about the way young men are so obsessed by it.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:43, archived)
# i think there is a can of worms waiting to be opened there
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:47, archived)
# No,
you completely miss the point.
Goatse is one of the high points of human civilization.

It's the epithome of how far one can get hurting himself just to feel ... smarter than the others.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:49, archived)
# to be honest
there is something compelling about it, that man, whoever he is i have a sickening respect for, he has found his (stretchy) niche in this world
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:49, archived)
# my main problem with that
is the shite optimising

/tuts
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:45, archived)
# WHY,,
must i be soo intrigued by subliminal frames that I try to stop animations on them.. :|. that's worse than the original GOATSE.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Rarrrr


(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:32, archived)
# haha
brilliant!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:35, archived)
# gorgeous
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:36, archived)
# majestic!
woo
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:36, archived)
# Yawns and goes to sleep
Woo
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:37, archived)
# woo to the umm hipooon
Tj: wheres the best place to dl psp8?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:38, archived)
# bukkake!
yay!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:39, archived)
# hippomonkeymous?
heh!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:40, archived)
# bit drunk me....
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:31, archived)
# Pffft
*smirks*
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:32, archived)
# ha ha ha
woo yay
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:33, archived)
# haha
:)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:33, archived)
# pfft!
That's facking quality!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:34, archived)
# ARF!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:35, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha
hahaha
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:35, archived)
# Titters
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:36, archived)
# fucking hell
off the meter
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:37, archived)
# hahahahahahehehehahahehahehe
hahahhahahehehehahahaha

woo! yay!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:40, archived)
# fantastic as usual
*does little dance*
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:40, archived)
# you dancing?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:41, archived)
# *stops dancing*
Why yes I am.
*resumes little dance*
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:43, archived)
# thats nice moonwalking!
but the shimmying could be improved!!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:46, archived)
# *stops shimmying*
*begins shaking*

woohoo!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:48, archived)
# fancy shaking!
fancy a drink?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:54, archived)
# 1st class ticket to hull
for you i think... ;)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:45, archived)
# Saving on black powder was not a good idea...
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:30, archived)
# Hehehe
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:31, archived)
# /works out where to click
Woo Yay.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:31, archived)
# yay!
me am like that
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:31, archived)
#
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:33, archived)
# heh
most woo.

is there an original post to accompany that?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:32, archived)
# ?
what do you mean?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:33, archived)
# ie the post you 'print screen'ed
was it another post you did?
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:34, archived)
# It's a collage
of postings and comments
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:35, archived)
# very clever woo.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:33, archived)
# now that tis cunning
took me far too long
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:33, archived)
# very original and funny
well done!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:36, archived)
# but....
what the....




WOO!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:37, archived)
# arf!
..must be Monday, I was trying to reply by clicking your pic.

wooo!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:39, archived)
# haha
very good!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:41, archived)
# you got me
haha bravo!

the board is great tonight
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:41, archived)
# whee!
i'm in there!
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:48, archived)
# Yes
Apologies for the apocriphon :-)
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:55, archived)
# Excellente
I clicked on the first "reply" far too many times.
(, Sun 18 Jul 2004, 23:57, archived)

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