back
from the post office and bank and I had a J Arthur Jodrell in Jeff's honour.
Though up this limerick on the way:
There was an young twat called jeff,
And then I thought, "not a lot rims with Jeff"...
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:43,
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Though up this limerick on the way:
There was an young twat called jeff,
And then I thought, "not a lot rims with Jeff"...
Rims with jeff?
I could imagine young Jeff would quite enjoy a spot of rimming.
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:44,
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There was a young Twat called Jeff
To our shouts of 'Fuck off' he was deaf.
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:47,
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.
we yelled and we yelled
and told him he smelled
and sooner or later he lef(t)
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:51,
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and told him he smelled
and sooner or later he lef(t)
this isnt popbitch you know.
change it to:
There was a young twat called jeff
who spent all his loot buying wyclef.
when wyclef was bought i'll buy b3ta he thought
but they told him to shove it instead.
Jeff - When come back bring pie!
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:55,
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There was a young twat called jeff
who spent all his loot buying wyclef.
when wyclef was bought i'll buy b3ta he thought
but they told him to shove it instead.
Jeff - When come back bring pie!
There was a young Twat called Jeff
To our shouts of 'Fuck off' he was deaf.
Despite our best efforts,
He would'nt just leave us,
Parhaps we should spong him like that Ref.
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:57,
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Despite our best efforts,
He would'nt just leave us,
Parhaps we should spong him like that Ref.
Maybe it
works better after a few beers. slurring and all that.
Tell you what, i'll nip to the pub now, have five pints, then try it again.
Purely in the interests of science.
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:05,
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Tell you what, i'll nip to the pub now, have five pints, then try it again.
Purely in the interests of science.
Go for it,
we need to know. I'm sure your boss'll understand ;)
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 10:09,
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Good morning again...
Sorry I had to dash off to yet another Breakfast meeting....[it's and American thing....]
I didn't get to reply to all your hellos, how rude of me is that. So thank-you Wingnut, Djmothra, Fluff, bovine2000 and Kaydup.
so lovely to be here again....
Nice to see Jeff has been keeping you all amused in my absence..... thank-you for that Jeff, heres 50p for your trouble now please be a good soup dragon and get back into your well as the clangers are begining to wonder where you are....!!
xx
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:40,
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I didn't get to reply to all your hellos, how rude of me is that. So thank-you Wingnut, Djmothra, Fluff, bovine2000 and Kaydup.
so lovely to be here again....
Nice to see Jeff has been keeping you all amused in my absence..... thank-you for that Jeff, heres 50p for your trouble now please be a good soup dragon and get back into your well as the clangers are begining to wonder where you are....!!
xx
for people who missed it
jeff timespaz:
www.b3ta.com/board/1/6/7/8/1/2/
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:43,
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www.b3ta.com/board/1/6/7/8/1/2/
Ooops! Sorry,
I believe you, I do ;) I have noticed that you and Pep are clearly too damn busy at work these days...
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:52,
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One thing in Jeff's favour,
we've seen more of the S.Korean lady. :)
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:47,
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Filthy perv!
Not actually more of her, which is a shame, really...
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:54,
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i seem to be making them toooooo
easy...will have to shift through my cds at work and find a few more obscure ones
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:42,
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I'm about to enjoy
a nice cup of blackcurrent, ginseng and vanilla tea. Does this make me a lesser man?
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:37,
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oh, definately.
In fact, if I were Jeff, right now I'd be calling you a twat.
Just kidding
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:38,
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Just kidding
Too late,
I ate it rather quickly and am now covered in bits of pastry. I fear if I go outside i'll be attacked by a band of hungry badgers.
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:43,
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good night / bad night
won a 'commendation' (best fmcg)
but on the plus side, two very attractive women threw themselves at me
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:32,
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but on the plus side, two very attractive women threw themselves at me
Always nice when that happens,
although you chose the shirt so you get all the credit really ;)
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:48,
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just to clear things up - these are the people you should look out for
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:27,
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that
made me laugh just as the boss went by, could be in trouble now, we're not here to enjoy our work now are we?
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:44,
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*snort*
I wish I had such funny stuff to spaz.
My back catalogue is rather poor.
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:46,
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My back catalogue is rather poor.
Yay!
The first thing I see when I log on is me sitting on Jane's lap. First class!
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:45,
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Have you changed jobs?
You appear to be able to b3ta during work hours these days...
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:49,
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tee hee hee - nice one
but imagine that - Jimi Hendrix lost! I thought he was dead.
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:29,
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I liked the subtle
Cannibal Corpse mention in the top banner :)
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:31,
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What ever she's grinding out on that ax of hers,
the pixies sure do love it!
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:31,
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going to post office and bank
Bye Bye
If anyone sees jeff send him my fondest love
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:19,
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If anyone sees jeff send him my fondest love
was that rimming or rhyming?
No I'm going to the post office to send you a love letter and the bank to take out all your money.
PS The rHyming slang (amongst others) is Jodrell Bank...
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:25,
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PS The rHyming slang (amongst others) is Jodrell Bank...
I like "J. Arthur" the best...
...even though it didn't make sense when I first heard it!
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:28,
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I take it
you meant Rhyming. Although thinking about it, you were probably thinking rimming!
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:26,
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I
wish my name was simply "Jeff"
Or maybe just "Bob" something simple. On my passport it would just say Bob - no surname, just a simple one sylable name for me.
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:34,
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Or maybe just "Bob" something simple. On my passport it would just say Bob - no surname, just a simple one sylable name for me.
Morning all...
What a lovely sunnyday it is here in Leeds... with any luck there will in fact be the Sunshine Sheilas that have been missing from here but populating the rest of the country yesterday...
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:18,
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Oh yes
the summer boob show is certainly begining to start here in the Toon
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:20,
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I knew
there was something I missed about not working in Leeds anymore... still it's not too bad over Halifax way.
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:31,
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Good grief,
Did'nt realise theres lots of yorkshire-boarders on b3ta - how odd... I'm actually on the edge of Horsforth, so there are very very few sunshine sheilas. plenty of grannies though. not really my scene though, y'know?
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:46,
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thankyou
right, does the board run up or down?
did jeff just call me a kob? whats a kob?
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:17,
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did jeff just call me a kob? whats a kob?
Guess
it depends on which way your scrolling :)
it runs top to bottom
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:19,
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it runs top to bottom
Kob
An orange-brown African antelope (Kobus kob) of Gambia east to Uganda and Ethiopia, having lyre-shaped horns in the male
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:21,
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yup
kob is a knob wiv a bit missing? but your (sic) a rounded potuberence now. like a wart (apparently) oh, and he cussed yor mummm. u gonna take that? give 'im a slap!
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:21,
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It's what you eat
Korn off is'nt it?
Although why you'd want to eat a somewhat suspicous set of rock stars escapes me...
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:25,
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Although why you'd want to eat a somewhat suspicous set of rock stars escapes me...
tee hee
a woo, yay, hoopla for the gentleman in the corner there.
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:17,
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what optional extras
does that come with? Can I have traction control and manual slip-diff override?
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:26,
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Extra!
It comes with your actual walnut veneer, classy speed-stripes, fluffy dice and one of those alpine air freshener thingies.
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:41,
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Can
I get all that at a low, low, low everyday price? Do you do any finance agreements? Do you have a runnabout for my missus - she just needs something for school runs and doing the shopping. She likes red.
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:48,
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.......
7p and that's my final (and only) offer. Colours available are Marmot Brahn, Road-Kill Red (one for the wife, I believe) and of course Day-Glo Pink.
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:55,
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Thought not.
He had that same smug look about him at times, tho'.
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:20,
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The Hun lay in fear
As Group Captain "Tiddles" Tiddlesworth struck up the engines on his trusty Spitfire
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:04,
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Wheres a pedantic monkey when you need one ?
looks more like a hurricane to me. This inaccuracy has ruined my day now. Maybe i will go to the pub to drown my sorrows.
*edit. Sorry meant to say i liked it.
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:33,
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*edit. Sorry meant to say i liked it.
Sorry
I left my handy boy's own book of "Feline Fighters of the second world war" at home and had to make up something on the spot. I am suitably chastised.
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:38,
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I do like that
It made me laugh first time and makes me laugh now. Woo Yay, houpla and all that...
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:10,
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i saw this and thought of you
Covert video shows badgers infiltrating cowsheds
good headline, rubbish article
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:01,
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good headline, rubbish article
God damn
I´m really bored.
Thought about the dalai lama, but something went wrong, I think.
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:01,
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Thought about the dalai lama, but something went wrong, I think.
Jeff, do you touch type?
If so, check your keyboard for missing keys. Then check your hand for missing fingers...
:)
[edit: I see that "kobs" has become "rounded protuberances". Very long words there Jeff, your mummy must be so proud...]
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:03,
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:)
[edit: I see that "kobs" has become "rounded protuberances". Very long words there Jeff, your mummy must be so proud...]
Excessive
use of expletives imply an inactive and naive imagination.
Join in the fun, don't be such a d**khead
When I started submitting I was Glass c**ked more times than I care to remember AND someone even put my head on Marilyn Munroes body (don't post a piccie in your profile).
Dignify your language or fuck off with the insults
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:09,
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Join in the fun, don't be such a d**khead
When I started submitting I was Glass c**ked more times than I care to remember AND someone even put my head on Marilyn Munroes body (don't post a piccie in your profile).
Dignify your language or fuck off with the insults
errr....
dick cock fuck? - hehe, sounds a bit naive n inactive to me! :)
never seen this board so nasty to anyone - funny!!
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:17,
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never seen this board so nasty to anyone - funny!!
If Carling made News Stories
... they'd be like this.
news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_2067000/2067223.stm
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 8:55,
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news.bbc.co.uk/hi/english/health/newsid_2067000/2067223.stm
Um...
Isn't that Carlsberg ad?
Great story tho' -
"However, they warned that their findings should not be used to encourage people to practise unsafe sex."
Won't stop me ;o)
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Thu 27 Jun 2002, 9:06,
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Great story tho' -
"However, they warned that their findings should not be used to encourage people to practise unsafe sex."
Won't stop me ;o)
like this bit...
'Mr Gallup said the findings may also apply to women who engage in unprotected oral sex and people who engage in anal sex. But he said further research was needed in these areas.'
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