b3ta.com board
You are not logged in. Login or Signup
Home » Messageboard » Archive 16896 (Older | Newer)

#
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Didnt you post this later?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# ha!
tres bon, raymond.
now my brain is confused
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Pfft!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# reja-vu
"this will happen to me again"
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# pfft!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:05, archived)
# PFFT!
/no tag-backs!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Pre-emptive pea roast?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:05, archived)
# The cull was performed quickly and cheaply
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# yay for evil vacuum cleaners
by which tenious link I claim legitimate repostage of this:
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# Yay
for tenuous reposts

"Dyson With Death"
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:06, archived)
# hahahah
thanks
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Of course....
It is real!!

repost from yonks back
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Nicely done



Spose this is GC, but I hadn't seen it so perhaps a few others haven't
www.themoononline.com/cnutquiz/

Like I care enough to worry
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Gah!
that thing thinks im Helen from Big Brother!

nooo!

[edit for de-ruding] woo to the pic!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:02, archived)
# john McCurick
So think yourself lucky sweet cheeks
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:08, archived)
# /feels lucky





sweet cheeks?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:11, archived)
# just fluffing you
oh sounds rude

giggles turns red
minces off
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:18, archived)
# Hahahhaahah

I am Victor Meldrew and it has been said before many times.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:07, archived)
# Squirangutan!


that is all
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)
# Haha
Zoo it! Zoo it hard!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Done!
Though I got distracted by the other zoo inhabitants along the way. Theres some talent gone into them!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# top banana
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
# he am lovely :)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
# ACE!
Woo!

I definitely want one of those.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
# A rare red one as well.
Yay & woo.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Lovely and fluffy
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# ooooh
my first animated woo yay!

woo!

and yay!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# Ooooooooooh
I want one.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)
# Er.....Houston....
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# :)
soupherb :)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)
# blimey a giant underling skull!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Oh...
very nice
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# Saw that thought
'Quatermass.'
Ace pic.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# when you go, teach 'em well, Rev
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:49, archived)
# *stares*
.
.
.
.
.
I thought I hadn't told anyone about last nights dream!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)
# a little
dugat told me
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)
# Haha
Punk-ass kids still look bored though. Tsk. No pleasing the youth of today.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)
# I like the way you sneaked in goatse
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
# guilty as charged
the kid nearest looks thoroughly bored with it though. Seen it as many times as we have.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
# *POKE!*
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Cant you just bug me on MSN?
Atleast I can block you on that./
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# Erm...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# That would merely block me.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Ooops...
Hang on...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# FIGHT!
FIGHT!
FIGHT!
FIGHT!
FIGHT!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Look! *puts hands on hips
I'm just trying to help you break teh record for staying awakeyness.

www.b3ta.com/board/3498530
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Ok.
But I failed. Stop now.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:03, archived)
# *Sulks!
Get my lawyers on you. You said you wanted poking repeatedly.

*Huff
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:06, archived)
# Poke?

10 REM b3ta
20 CLEAR 24999: LOAD ""CODE 25E3
30 POKE 47771,0: RANDOMIZE USR 43900


That good enough?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:07, archived)
# I noticed
you championing a certain animal hybrid this weekend.

Cheers.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# What?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# Oh right yeah.
Its a great image.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# I wouldn't say like in that way
perhaps it was clever, but I certainly don't like the way they sneaked in goatse! ;-)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# *Bows before Madrabbi
I am not worthy.

You'll be pleased to hear I had teh totally vogon salad for lunch.

Lettuce, cabbage, celery, feta cheese , bacon . . . err?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
#
*rends Dave teh hat in the gobberwarts with one's blurglecruncheon*

;-)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# OOoooffff!
me gobberwarts!

*falls to ground

*clutches at where he assumes gobberwarts to be.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# HAHAAAA
*polishes blurglecruncheon*

SHIT! are you guys still here?

*stops polishing*
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:01, archived)
# Here, borrow my towel
*passes crusty towel to Madrabbi.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:07, archived)
# too late
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Do I need mind bleach
or is there a gag gag gag goatse on one of those screens?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# oh dear
sorry.

*passes mind bleach, double thickness*
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# thank you
have you got a towel I spilt some on my jumper


errrr thats daves crusty one
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:11, archived)
# Hey!
give taht back

*snatches towel

*towel snaps in two

Hey, taht was crustier than I thought!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:13, archived)
# sorry
I gave it another go.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:14, archived)
# Ah well.
could've been worse

At least my banjo is still in one piece.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:15, archived)
# hahaha
*signs up for first class*

Fetching T shirt Rev, VERY fetching.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# GOATSE!?
You sick barstard!
Woo yay!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# TV Will Eat Itself...


(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# oh oh best sitcom
SPACED spaced, on the buses
er bread was all right george and mildred
My old boss loked like him out of to the monor born
kept our office going for days
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:49, archived)
# :)
All they need now is live footage of people watching BB.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:49, archived)
# or inverse big brother
its an eye watching you for an hour.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)
# Teh BBC show nothing but bollocks
Fact!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# they show monk
so thats your theory blown to hell also I have observed quincy on the BBC from time to time

But what the fuck has happened to BBC Simpsons
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# past tense...
They _showed_ Monk. Some Monk. At odd times on Saturday afternoons. Now its just Cagney and Lacey. Unless Monk is on on Saturday.

The problem with BBC2 is that they dont understand the concept of 'schedule'.

Baz
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:00, archived)
# I heard it was moving to Channel 4
so I won't be watching
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:04, archived)
# US Olympic Team appoints new representative to deal with drug testers....
These aren't the 'roids you are looking for...

Horrible, horrible pun...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# these are not
the steroids you're looking for
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# *groan :)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)
# It was a difficult birth
But the doctor knew what to do
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Your spelling sucks.
It's "bitch", not "bith".
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Damn.
You edited it, you cheeky shit.

edit: oh how rude of me... woo to the pic!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# Arf
Have a pearoast

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# coffee screen
you shoulda copyrighted that not shown us all
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# hahahahaha
a coffee/monitor incident..!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# That would be funnier, were it not FACT!
ventouse delivery is just exactly that. Sucker on head.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:49, archived)
# yes
leaves the babies with cone heads, for a few days
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# HAHAHA!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 15:09, archived)
# No pre-loader just yet.
Only really any good if you were there.

www.skateshopuk.com/supermoore/bash1.html
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:45, archived)
# huzzah
i'm in it for all of a half a second
(half a second too much) :D
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Yay
Gomez
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
# The song could not be any more perfect.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# I've never before seen so much hair
.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# oh. party.
i want to go too. :(


is it your song?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)
# I wish :(
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
# what's the name of it?
*plans download action*
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:53, archived)
# Whipping Piccadilly
by Gomez
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# ah.
thanks.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 17:34, archived)
# 80's attacking eurovision contest
this insane electronic-supersonic creation has travelled from 80ties to attack the gayish eurovision contest
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Ok
Ta.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Um.
The video was made as joke, as is the site.
I believe that was the point.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:47, archived)
#
it's '80s

/pedant
/relurk
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# und schnell eine kampfesten raut!
homosexuals bombed our chipshop!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
# is it just me
or is your german not exactly right.....?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# youre not right
scnhell heine!!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# ???
huh???
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:49, archived)
# no its eine me
i studied french and tits at school
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)
# I studied tits and german
in one neat package in that my girlfriend at the time was german and had enormous tits.... ah those were the days....
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# we were all dressed in red
no green
ah yes I rememb....
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# Wir komme ich am besten zum korrekter Deutscher bitte?
(Ja weiß ich, der Scheiße ist)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)
# ich habe une rofe!
vo ist alle gut mane gegan?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
#
私は残念であるが、理解しない
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# but
I do!!!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# keine ahnung

aber du solltest mich nicht fragen.

oh gott, ich kann mich nur vorstellen wie schrecklich b3ta wurde sein auf deutsch.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# last one, i promise
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:42, archived)
#
subtle....at first
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:45, archived)
# you can tell George lucas can't be arsed anymore..

even the bad guys look shite
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:42, archived)
# I'd be more inclined
to watch this version
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:45, archived)
# seems like you're the only one :(
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# I would also be more inclined to watch that version
but was trying to avoid a JAH JAH BINKS WHAT AN UBBER NONCE post
oh I gone and shown that i'm a geek now
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:59, archived)
# She loved nuts

With apologies to Alexr
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:41, archived)
# hahaha
crackin'
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:43, archived)
# Furry pr0n.
Nice pumpage motion.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Woo to you
That's a whole load better than I got with it.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)
# right up to the nuts
.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:54, archived)
# ...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:40, archived)
# That's no
post

/coat.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:41, archived)
# hehehe ;)
Just a little late... www.b3ta.com/board/3520350

Atleast you didn't commit the horrific crime of leaching from Nasa :rolleyes:
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:45, archived)
# .
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# That's no-*
Nice find.



*I'm very, very sorry.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:41, archived)
# [Sob!]

[blub!]

[sniff!]
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:42, archived)
# Ok
I just HAVE to ask now.. wtf is glasscock?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:44, archived)
# Something that has been posted many times before.
So-called after a piccy of a female golfer kissing a glass trophy that looked like a man's willy (glass... cock)that was posted everywhere for a while.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:45, archived)
# This is a useful device
for all your B3TA translatory needs:

4rthur dictionary
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# Glasscock:
Noun
1 A name given to an image or link that has not been created by a b3tan but has been posted repeatedly : "*warning * warning* Glass Cock!" or "That looks like a Glass Cock to me"
2 Originally from a picture of a female golfer winning a trophy and kissing it, taken from an angle that made it appear she was kissing the eponymous article. : You must have seen that glass cock, right? it''s been round the world on email thousands of times…
- from the 4rther dictionary.

Image in question:
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# hahahahahahaha
that looks like a big cock!!!!



sorry
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:52, archived)
#
apology accepted
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# Hey, now you mention it
I never noticed that before. Woo.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# I think she
should be interviewed
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:55, archived)
# I thought gc
was because you could see it coming?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:56, archived)
# haha
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:58, archived)
# See 50 minutes ago
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:45, archived)
# Thought so ...
... ah well, it's good enough to be posted twice, just in case.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# I would
be amused by that IF IT WASN'T POSTED EARLIER.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:48, archived)
# sorry for not lurking on here.
cunt
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:50, archived)
# .
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:38, archived)
# arf!
woo!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:38, archived)
# Arf!
Well done
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# I hear that you can escape him if you go
straight to Hull :)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:39, archived)
# Brill.
:)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:40, archived)
# ARF!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)
# What are you then
if you're not a robot, you look like one!


woo to the pic too
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:57, archived)
# First post...
...and I'll be amazed if this works!



It's a duck filled fattypus

Should work now
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# Errr... it didn't
sorry
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:34, archived)
# then be prepared to be.....
well...unamazed really..
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:35, archived)
# Redexing for me.
Try making your MSN group public. Or try:
imageshack.us/
www.zippyimages.com/
www.ukdragon.com/b3ta/
Free image hosting.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:36, archived)
# I think you have to "make the group public"
whatever that involves. I get asked for my msn passport when I go to look at the pic directly.
edit: oh yes. Nice pic. Bit too small to see.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:36, archived)
# set your msn group ...
... as public
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:36, archived)
#
you have to put them in the pictures not documents folder (and set it to not resize)

try www.ukdragon.com/b3ta if you have trouble with msn
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:37, archived)
#


EDIT:How's that?

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:33, archived)
# you want
"route" or "bonne route" rather than maniere (that's "way" as in method or manner)

other than that "pfffffffft"
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:34, archived)
# You can speak French!
That makes you utterly unsuitable to become President of the United States of America, you filthy linguist. You're probably a commie as well, despite having physiclly fought communism and stuff.
*brain continues melting at the inanities of Republican bullshit that seems to be all over the web at the moment*

Edit: By the by, woo to the piccie (despite being a bandwaggon): www.b3ta.com/board/3375935
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:46, archived)
# hoho
woo, etc.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 14:51, archived)

« Older messages | Newer messages »

XML feeds