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#
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:31, archived)
# i clearly would
even tho she'd break me...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:34, archived)
# rolling rolling rolling
keep that wagon rolling! rawhide!!

ps i would!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:35, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:36, archived)
# who?
And on another note, why the hell, at aged 31½ am I still unable to eat something without spilling it down my fucking t-shirt?
Nrnnnnrgh.
What a fucking Joey
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:36, archived)
# pffffffffttttttttttt


/legs it
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:38, archived)
# Hell...
I'm 33 and I still do that. SOon we'll be drooling...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:39, archived)
# soon?
*drools*
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:42, archived)
# ah well
...that's something to look forward to.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:42, archived)
# same here
(except age)

translate user name for my daily shame
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 20:04, archived)
# Abbott and bailey, #2:



Buy my shirts now.


and sorry for size.


EDIT: ANYONE KNOW OF A PHP SCRIPT I CAN USE TO DISPLAY MY COMICS, ALA PENNY ARCADE STYLE.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:30, archived)
# You should try saving it
as a gif - that type of image should be a much smaller file.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:32, archived)
# with the compression i have it on now on the jpg
gif is only a couple of k smaller, but much more colour fuckage.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:33, archived)
# That's ace
cool style
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:32, archived)
# No idea on the script
but that there is funny!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:37, archived)
# i didn't write this script, i just did the artwork
but i'll pass your comments along :)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:39, archived)
# No no... the PHP script
I LOVE the comic just as it is!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:40, archived)
# i know, i meant i didn't write the script, as in the story.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:42, archived)
# http://gallery.sourceforge.net
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:41, archived)
# i want something a bit more dedicated to comics
so i can coment on the newest, and there's an archive thing. like penny arcade, only a free one prefferably.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:43, archived)
# ...

Memorial services this Thursday.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:29, archived)
# woo!
the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud the dustcloud
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:31, archived)
# good, very neatly done
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:34, archived)
# I know something that'll get on your nerves:
It took me a hell of a long time to do this...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:26, archived)
# note
the "firefly" written in the middle
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:27, archived)
# the bit that says free?
tiz very amazing no pun intended
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:31, archived)
# i think it's actually fire fly considering the poster's name
and the fact theres defnitely other letters there
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:36, archived)
# I saw
FREE also till he noted it was FIREFLY
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:54, archived)
# fucking 'ell
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:28, archived)
# now that's dedication !
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:29, archived)
# So where
do we get the big version?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:30, archived)
# *snorts and swallows pancakes*
you must be having a laugh!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:33, archived)
# i think ee means
bigger image, not more maze.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:36, archived)
# erm no.
no. if you drew it, it can't be that size...shirley?! just post an actual-sized one. How am i expected to do that?

ALSO, if you make that thing a gif, it will be about 3kb...damn lack of optimisation knowledge here. (www.lemony.co.uk/tutorials)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:37, archived)
# I did something like that once...
I covered an entire sheet of A4. I'd show you a pic but I lack a scanner or digital photograph-taking-majigger
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:38, archived)
# You wanty bigger piccy?
You-a insult-a my family-a, but OK. In a minute.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:41, archived)
# mmm, fun
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:54, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:21, archived)
# .
Hehe - nice
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:30, archived)
# Biff! Pow! Zap!
Kablooie! Kablammo! Mammaries! etc.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:31, archived)
# boooo
he' a bad man


woo yay :D
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:32, archived)
# whats the matter Skywalker?
chicken?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:36, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:20, archived)
# mind piss
wyh
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:23, archived)
# All that ruckus over
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:26, archived)
# arf
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:31, archived)
# recursion is good for your health*
woo !


* 100% FACT
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:30, archived)
# FUCKING HELL!
It appears my website has been suspended, for some reason or other, trying to access any files just takes me straight to:
cp4.ukhost4u.com/suspended.page/
which is a 404 for me.
*grumbles*
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:17, archived)
# server problems?
it would probably say your account has been closed, blah blah if they had closed it
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:19, archived)
# Nope, not server problems
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:20, archived)
# why not?
can you be sure?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:21, archived)
# due to various other things
that ask for passwords but dont accept them, such as FTP, rather than getting no response
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:22, archived)
# hmm
have you had a look over their TOS?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:24, archived)
# That'll do it unfortunately..
3.2.2.1. any material which is unlawful, threatening, abusive, malicious, defamatory, obscene, pornographic, blasphemous, profane or otherwise objectionable in any way.

3.3. We reserve the right to remove any material which we deem inappropriate from your Web Site without notice to you.

7.1. We shall be entitled to suspend the Services and/or terminate this Agreement forthwith without notice to you If you:

7.1.2. break any of these terms and conditions.

(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:24, archived)
# *snigger*
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:24, archived)
# that is obviously the work of
stoats
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:19, archived)
# Have you been hosting
your "disturbing" series there?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:19, archived)
# Sounds like
a likely explanation..
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:21, archived)
# It better fucking not be
or there'll be hell to pay.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:23, archived)
# gwan!
have em!

no email from them? tried "customer support"?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:24, archived)
# got a
customer service number for 'em? maybe their pipe burst or something?

Ed: semi-piss O'mind
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:24, archived)
# out of office hours
email sent
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:27, archived)
# better get your
drumming fingers polished then.

*drum* - *drum* - *drum* - *drum*
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:29, archived)
# smells more like a server error to me
but I'm no expert
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:21, archived)
# I think its what they call in the business
A act of god, or a fuck up.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:22, archived)
# Stan's the man with the plan.

A little pearoast to announce that I have finally made a website of my cartoons:
www.angelfire.com/musicals/midget0
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:11, archived)
# That idea seems a tad counter-productive
unless Stan's a vegetarian

Nice pic, very yay

/edit: ahh Stan is cleverer than I
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:12, archived)
# He's blowing the outer wall
to get the to the juicy middle.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:13, archived)
# or
if they made food out of dogs
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:14, archived)
#

My dog prefers table scraps and would do anything to blow up a dog food factory.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:15, archived)
# and.. he's going to blow up all the cans
then go and see his nan?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:15, archived)
# can's what?
/pedantic bugger

/edit: argh damn you and your editing ways!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:16, archived)
# oops
cans

not sure what inspired me to hit the apostrophe button
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:17, archived)
# yay
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:15, archived)
# ace site, cheers!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:20, archived)
# arr
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Piracy is killing music
arf!

*drops trousers and flashes edit*
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Nice edit
/I see
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:07, archived)
# Love to see it's genetic chart.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:07, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr
Woo
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:08, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:05, archived)
# pfft
arf
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:06, archived)
# Yes, but will it help him win the election?


Oh, and have this too - not shopped, but I thought it would make a good source pic


(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:04, archived)
# It must be shopped.
Maybe not by you, but I'd be pretty suprised if that's real.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:06, archived)
# 'tis so
On the BBC in pictures website...
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/in_pictures/
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:09, archived)
# Well I'll paint me pink
and call me Lucy!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:19, archived)
# would you prefer a roller or brush, Lucy?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:21, archived)
# Well which would you rather use eh?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:22, archived)
# Brush
*opens tin*
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:29, archived)
# Polar bears love watermelon
100% of fact!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:09, archived)
# It's off
the BBC website, who tell the 100% truth, all the time, honest injun, no fibbing*

*possible sarcasm
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:10, archived)
# Well, I don't think theyre too bad.
Better than American media anyway. Mind you, isn't that picture enough BBC evidence for Tony & chums to start a war on Polar Bears?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:21, archived)
# War on polar bears
was declared 24 years ago at the beginning of the Thatcher empire era
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:26, archived)
# The staff are amazing at:

unshopped pic i took in amsterdam in '99
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:02, archived)
# The dutch all love teh cok
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:03, archived)
# As well as clogs and windmills.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:08, archived)
# ahh Blofeld,

Welcome to Amshterdam
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:13, archived)
# i saw a sign in holland
in a petrol station that said "mmmm u kunt..."

this is strictly tw, link it
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:04, archived)
# no
cus he took the picture himself...so it's not leaching off of someone else's bandwidth
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:35, archived)
# Me likey.
I've stayed there.

Actually, it was shit, but convenient for the "amenities".
(, Thu 29 Jul 2004, 9:39, archived)
# If a tree falls...

Hello? Is this thing on?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:57, archived)
# gnubody was about to hear it
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:58, archived)
# Yak yak yak.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:59, archived)
# THank you!
I couldn't think of summat snappy.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:00, archived)
# well done scoop
and love the last samurai you did Zak. perfect.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:02, archived)
# where the buffalo loam
give me a home
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:04, archived)
# Thankee M3
I seem to be gettin a bit o the better side.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:08, archived)
# ta
:)


I still want your eyes
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:28, archived)
# I don't hear anything.
I bet the ox did though.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:59, archived)
# ollie ollie oxen fall
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:01, archived)
# EEp!
As i scrolled to that, I started listening to !!!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:07, archived)
#
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:54, archived)
# woo
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:56, archived)
# Heheh.
Plate tectonics? Nu-uh. THAT'S the real cause of earthquakes.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:01, archived)
# hey look
is many MR LOUDS
woo
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:04, archived)
# Brilliant
Im amazed people keep coming up Chump posts even now

woo yay and hoopla
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:56, archived)
# is that...
a repoast?

apologies if not, woo anyway!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:56, archived)
# No.
But I can imagine it's probably been done before, and better.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:59, archived)
# woo and yay then
infact.. have a houpla as well.

probably has been done, but couldnt have been done much better.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:00, archived)
# Yay! Chump!
/standard response.

Wooo.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:57, archived)
# Yay!
I wanna be Chump Manbear!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:58, archived)
# Are you a master of disguise?
Do you have the nose, have the teeth, have those staring eyes?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:59, archived)
# I do actually!
grrr.. snarl chomp...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:00, archived)
# somehow the concept of making a mask of something that was already a mask strikes me as slightly scary
i can imagine it would cause untold damage to the fabric of space-time
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:58, archived)
# hahah
woo i love it
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:59, archived)
# Huzzah for Chump!
tj: Looking at www.bmezine.com/title/2004/index12.html (nsfw), what silly b3tan got a fear tattoo?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:00, archived)
# Kitteny Berk did.
why you ask?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:01, archived)
# berk got one i believe
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:01, archived)
# God I hate Big Brother
The true Nadia...
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:53, archived)
# Ewww before
Ewwwwwwwwwwwww after

I didnt believe it was possible to make her any more unnattractive
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:55, archived)
# yep.
He'll be getting the ship when Picard retires.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:55, archived)
# I think I hurt something
laughing at that.

Git ;)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:57, archived)
# not now
he's married, foo'
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:00, archived)
# also quite disturbing..
is the fact that she/he has the nicest rack in the house
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:55, archived)
# Big what now?
I would
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:55, archived)
# She is a man, and it makes little children cry
;(
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:59, archived)
# i can quite easily say
i wouldnt

woo for doing the impossible and making her worse though
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:01, archived)
# I would. I would I would I would.
And I'm not even taking the piss.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:28, archived)
# pesky clouds!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:51, archived)
# lol
Theres no reference I'm missing here is there? or is it just weird? Cuz I like weird just fine.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:54, archived)
# yay
no, its like the ghosts that hunt down mario in SMB, only when he's got his back turned ;)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:55, archived)
# Doh!
Ah yes. Now much funnier.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:58, archived)
# The boss of the Gameboy Super Mario Land
was a cloud, was it not?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:29, archived)
# mirror mirror on the wall - who has the nicest norks of all!!


CFB
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:51, archived)
# Yay
Woo hoopla!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:52, archived)
# well i can describe them
:o) pink - wobbly with a nipple! :o)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:53, archived)
# i think i've seen some just like that before.
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:53, archived)
# me too!
:o)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:55, archived)
# out of interest..
who is she?

and i'm not gay or owt but who is he? (cos he looks like the bloke from 2 pints of lager and a packet of crisps)
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:58, archived)
# Don't suppose you can point me
in the direction of the original, can you?
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:05, archived)
# dunno if this will work
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:07, archived)
# man of my dreams

and i gave up a promising career as a plastic surgeon....
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:44, archived)
# fwap
woo

fwap fwap fwap
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:52, archived)
# is it her?
the expression is priceless
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:53, archived)
# my wife


woo!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:53, archived)
# ME!
*bends over*
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:53, archived)
# cor
now they are norks - hang on NOOOOOOOOOOOO moobs!!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 18:54, archived)
# my girlfriend
PHWOAR!!!
(, Wed 28 Jul 2004, 19:04, archived)

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