
its horns can look positively enormous.

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this is a repost of a photoshop painting I did a while ago, I still quite like it

I think it's the way the face is your usual fantasticly realistic faces, yet the books look kinda sketchy/blurry, if you see what I mean.
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wasn't like at all. Ahh, I could have used this image back then.
We did have one hottie teacher though. Her butt kind of shook when she wrote on the board. It was mesmerizing, and a miracle I passed the class.
Woo, woo, woo!
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 5:17,
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We did have one hottie teacher though. Her butt kind of shook when she wrote on the board. It was mesmerizing, and a miracle I passed the class.
Woo, woo, woo!

then go on and do it
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no one gets it true genius of it though
Edit: Night all, i've got school at 8am
*canadian, its only 10pm here
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 3:19,
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Edit: Night all, i've got school at 8am
*canadian, its only 10pm here

going through something!!!!!!!
a min-giraffe alone is awesome, but having it go THROUGH something
Panowie
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 3:22,
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a min-giraffe alone is awesome, but having it go THROUGH something
Panowie

also a goodnight from me.
[edit: also, perhaps you should gif these?]
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[edit: also, perhaps you should gif these?]

Extreme wooness
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 4:27,
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i dont want to know what is.
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 3:15,
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guess I'm gonna have to give that tamarin a wink and a cheesy grin to make up for it then..
:)
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 4:13,
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:)

capn' biscuit is a violent little sod isnt he? woo to that!
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Oh that biscuit,
W/Y/H
EDIT: I miss the comic strips, one frame isn't enough for my biscuit needs
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:52,
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W/Y/H
EDIT: I miss the comic strips, one frame isn't enough for my biscuit needs

did you know if you type midget0 into google and hit "Feelin' lucky" it goes to your site?
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:58,
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or he would be, if he had hands...
not like it'd stop 'im.
wooo!
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:56,
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not like it'd stop 'im.
wooo!


original pics by toxie: www.b3ta.com/board/3708608

Well done
A little spacking before shower and bed time might be a good thing
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:48,
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A little spacking before shower and bed time might be a good thing

where on earth did you dredge him up from?
edit: how rude of me, woo!
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:49,
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edit: how rude of me, woo!

and by the time I got out there I could not be bothered finding rain proof shoes
Its night time anyway
Its not like anyone is going to see
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:43,
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Its night time anyway
Its not like anyone is going to see

Take that!
(it should happen to all the my little pony toys)
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:38,
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(it should happen to all the my little pony toys)

decapitated and made into interesting garden ornaments or art
This should also happen to barbie
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:41,
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This should also happen to barbie

so I'll just put on some random weirdness: A little poem about about a gay lemur...

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we will just have to keep all lemurs away from benny in future
But the first bit is pretty
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:27,
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But the first bit is pretty

www.twofatlardies.com/bumrape_friday.htm
Its not like you want to volunteer
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:33,
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Its not like you want to volunteer

and watch out for gay lemurs, lurking under your bed...
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ps. i am 75% of the way through downloading Princess Bride. meh. i win.
edit: now 94% of the way. this will be worth staying up for. yay for being unemployed!! (sort of)
edit2: 99% pants are now filling up in anticipation
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edit: now 94% of the way. this will be worth staying up for. yay for being unemployed!! (sort of)
edit2: 99% pants are now filling up in anticipation

so what the fuck is a chav? and how is it pronounced?
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:02,
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what a chav is.
The word actually varies across the country, as I'm sure it does across the world, since there are "chavs" everywhere, especially so in England :(
I don't call them chavs myself. I use scally/scallies, heh.
I'm guessing it would be pronounced like "mav" of the word "maverick", except "ch" instead of "m"
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:07,
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The word actually varies across the country, as I'm sure it does across the world, since there are "chavs" everywhere, especially so in England :(
I don't call them chavs myself. I use scally/scallies, heh.
I'm guessing it would be pronounced like "mav" of the word "maverick", except "ch" instead of "m"

I wouldn't say they are like that...
The description from UrbanDictionary is:
"Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, cigarette in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out."
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The description from UrbanDictionary is:
"Picture this a young lad about 12 years of age and 4 ½ feet high baseball cap at ninety degrees in a imitation addidas tracksuit, with trouser legs tucked into his socks (of course, is definitely the height of fashion). This lad is strutting around, cigarette in one hand jewellery al over the over, outside McDonalds acting as if he is 8 foot tall and built like a rugby player, when some poor unsuspecting adult (about 17/18) walks round the corner wanting to go to mcdonalds for his dinner glances at the young lad, the young lad jumps up in complete disgust and says “Whats your problem? Wanna make sommin of it? Bling Bling” when the adult starts to walk towards the young lad, the young lad pisses himself and runs off to either his pregnant 14-year-old girlfriend or his brother in the army crying his eyes out."

"A scally is a low life loser who lacks the basic education to string together sentences of more than five words. This prevents them from taking up the only job they are qualified for as they cannot say "Do you want fries with that?"
To make up for their shortcomings they wear a uniform of fake designer clothes and hang around on the streets looking for stuff to steal. The ultimate outfit is anything by LaCoste "Cos its kewl laaa". They normally only own one tracksuit and their single mothers dont know how to clean it so they are a bit grimy and they stink.
Once a person has succumbed to scallydom there is no saving them and they are doomed to spend the rest of their lives hanging round street corners with other losers drinking cheap cider and lager.
To rebel against their sad lives, scallies actually create a perverse sense of pride in belonging to the group and attempt to 'out scally, the other members to gain approval."
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:14,
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To make up for their shortcomings they wear a uniform of fake designer clothes and hang around on the streets looking for stuff to steal. The ultimate outfit is anything by LaCoste "Cos its kewl laaa". They normally only own one tracksuit and their single mothers dont know how to clean it so they are a bit grimy and they stink.
Once a person has succumbed to scallydom there is no saving them and they are doomed to spend the rest of their lives hanging round street corners with other losers drinking cheap cider and lager.
To rebel against their sad lives, scallies actually create a perverse sense of pride in belonging to the group and attempt to 'out scally, the other members to gain approval."

white + niggers = wiggers.
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I doubt there are any kids (for it is predominantly 8-16 year olds) in America who act like these wastes of space.
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:23,
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that are probably just as worse. Here in Florida, the puerto ricans spring to mind.
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:27,
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one of which i saw on the bus yesterday... she looked about 12 years old, wearing the trademark fake designer clothes, one of those awful clown pendants and garish hoop earrings.. she was also pregnant, at (about) 12 years old, its kinda scary :S
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the girls are often the worst, as far as personality goes (or what little they have of one...)
Although the boys dress worse.
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:21,
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Although the boys dress worse.

Pregnant. At 12. She'll be a mum when shes just 13 years old. When i was 13 i didnt know anything about any of that lot (sheltered childhood) i just feel sorry for the kid...
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:23,
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compulsory temporary sterilisation to combat the problem :)
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:25,
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or, we could just pour some bleach into the gene pool...
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:29,
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but less inbred and more anti-social with dire dress sense
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"haaaw wit you talkin bout - ye dobba - im wah tey chib ye in yir face ye get me - haw what, wit you making fun ov my family - im wah tay nail ya - ya cunt - haawww"
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"ya pure schmental goffic! i'll chib ye! i'll get ma da on ye!"
and when you ignore them the foghorn-esque
"aaaahw-naaahwwww"
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:22,
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and when you ignore them the foghorn-esque
"aaaahw-naaahwwww"

take it back!! for the good of your soul!
edit: unless you mean for the requirement of "cap'n biscuit"-like...... treatment. powerdrills, etc.
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edit: unless you mean for the requirement of "cap'n biscuit"-like...... treatment. powerdrills, etc.

dont ever come to scotland lest you be attacked by neds
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:29,
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we are over run with the buggers... i hear a fight and sirens right now.. man i need to get out of this town :(
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:30,
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i wonder if dundee neds would beat edinburgh neds in a fight
*ponders*
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:32,
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*ponders*

cos the glasweigan neds would hear the foghorn-call and beat them both.. but of course so may get killed in the fight... *plots*
(edit: oh and the ones i can hear are musselburgh neds, a different breed alltogether)
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(edit: oh and the ones i can hear are musselburgh neds, a different breed alltogether)

combine it with your odd words, I'd imagine I'd get a big kick out of it. I can talk like a Liverpudlian too so I wanna go to Liverpool and see if I could blend in.
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:30,
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im getting mental soundbits of an american twist on liverpudlian... its odd, very very odd...
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:31,
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as what I see on Monty Python. Giant walking cats eating buildings and people walking silly.
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:35,
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anything that isnt nailed down will do... (lived in liverpool for a while)
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:34,
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silly scallies.
could melt them down you could.
there's money in that
loadsa money!
oops. switched number there. well its late and im tired. sod it.
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:38,
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could melt them down you could.
there's money in that
loadsa money!
oops. switched number there. well its late and im tired. sod it.

and I personally can't stand Liverpool accents (sorry if there is anyone from Liverpool here :)
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:32,
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chavscum.co.uk covers the basics rather well.
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 2:15,
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so have a bedtime viking
click for bigger and much much better

I give you, a repost.

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as i'd rather have this at the top of the board.
woo to you and your pictoral.
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 1:38,
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woo to you and your pictoral.

It makes my brain hurt at this time of day
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 1:47,
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If you are easily offended by profound gayness, don't scroll past this slowly.
No, really....
Right, you were warned.
Eurgay - The Final Jerkoff
We're sleeping together
But still you are small,
And maybe you'll cum in
My ass, who can tell
I guess that you will after all:
It's leaving ground (leaving ground)
Will things ever be the same again
It's the final jerkoff...
The final jerkoff
Ooh oh
We're heading for Penis (Penis)
And still it stands tall
Just watch where you point it...
Don't cum on us all (yeah)
With only seconds to go
It's still standing proud (standing proud)
I just hope you don't miss my Ohh...
It's the final jerkoff...
The final jerkoff
The final jerkoff (the final jerkoff)
Ooh ooh oh
(interlude)
The final jerkoff
Ooh oh
It's the final jerkoff
The final jerkoff
The final jerkoff (the final jerkoff)
Ooh
It's the final jerkoff
We are wanking together
The final jerkoff
****
****
****
**** If you're scrolling, go to just
**** past the arrow, and you're safe.
*********
********
*******
******
*****
****
**
*
Heh heh heh :)
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 1:25,
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No, really....
Right, you were warned.
Eurgay - The Final Jerkoff
We're sleeping together
But still you are small,
And maybe you'll cum in
My ass, who can tell
I guess that you will after all:
It's leaving ground (leaving ground)
Will things ever be the same again
It's the final jerkoff...
The final jerkoff
Ooh oh
We're heading for Penis (Penis)
And still it stands tall
Just watch where you point it...
Don't cum on us all (yeah)
With only seconds to go
It's still standing proud (standing proud)
I just hope you don't miss my Ohh...
It's the final jerkoff...
The final jerkoff
The final jerkoff (the final jerkoff)
Ooh ooh oh
(interlude)
The final jerkoff
Ooh oh
It's the final jerkoff
The final jerkoff
The final jerkoff (the final jerkoff)
Ooh
It's the final jerkoff
We are wanking together
The final jerkoff
****
****
****
**** If you're scrolling, go to just
**** past the arrow, and you're safe.
*********
********
*******
******
*****
****
**
*
Heh heh heh :)

/puts on europe
*sings along with new lyrics*
i cant decide which is better...
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 1:40,
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*sings along with new lyrics*
i cant decide which is better...

but woo anyway.
for all i know it was you who did the other one in a different colour.
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 1:13,
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for all i know it was you who did the other one in a different colour.

but it was on a hummingbird

it's in the b3ta zoo
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 1:20,
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it's in the b3ta zoo

...
not to put a slur on your work or nuffink.
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 1:21,
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not to put a slur on your work or nuffink.

but as my monitor was crap, I couldn't tell
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 1:29,
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reminds me of the time my mate was telling me of this boy he knew with bad eyesight shouted "look mummy, a horse !" at a dog
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 1:35,
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He's a handsome chap. I've some insects in my flat that he could 'sort out' for me!!!
w/y/h!!
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 1:16,
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w/y/h!!

figured since Im usually with you guys, you'd like to see it.
Weeeeee

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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 1:06,
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Weeeeee


"some days you just can't get rid of a bomb"
/relurk
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 1:13,
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/relurk

Batman: What can one write with, yet break their neck on?
Robin: A ball point Banana!
Batman: Presicely Robin!
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 1:20,
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Robin: A ball point Banana!
Batman: Presicely Robin!


More flash nonsense:

Click for flash version

i can't remember what they're called.
i keep thinking "ghana." they have very long, thin snouts... god, i used to know.
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 1:05,
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i keep thinking "ghana." they have very long, thin snouts... god, i used to know.

but I did find this. I hope he doesn't mind:

This pic is by SirSandGoblin, in case anyone doesn't know.
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Mon 13 Sep 2004, 1:45,
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This pic is by SirSandGoblin, in case anyone doesn't know.

here's the link to its new address, for the sake of the spazz:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v75/SirSandGoblin/Doodles/time.gif
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Wed 15 Sep 2004, 4:37,
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img.photobucket.com/albums/v75/SirSandGoblin/Doodles/time.gif

and was wondering if that kinda stuff could be done fast or if it took forever or what.
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