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Just found this, had to share.

www.jimmcneill.com/dance.html

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:54, archived)

ah yes

i've seen this before.

it's very cool.

(schnurricane, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:55, archived)

hehe

it's funny because it's true

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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:59, archived)

I painted a woman

And she turned out well evil.

Cfb

(b3tasux, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:52, archived)

women are awesome.

this is no exception.

(schnurricane, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:52, archived)

Nice.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:54, archived)

Yes, nice.

*waits for bukkake joke*

(drnuclear, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 2:03, archived)

more wierd things at my work.

(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:44, archived)

for those who thought the first wasn't christmasy enough

(special.michael, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:39, archived)

Ooh, I do love

the festive period.

Edit: www.feralweb.com/pp.htm :)

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DogHorse plop, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:43, archived)

oh the punnage

(special.michael, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:44, archived)

Arf!

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Lanc Weekend Trailer Park Supervisor, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:47, archived)

Har Har!

(Robot. Home of the greasy bucket., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:58, archived)

Newsletter it

HARD!

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Snollock Biffer I don't really sniff Bollocks, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 2:08, archived)

hahaha...

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Kaiser, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:46, archived)

i must admit

that this idea has made me laugh out loud

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:50, archived)

what an awful thing that is.

menstruation should be outlawed.

(schnurricane, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:46, archived)

What the?

http://www.ukadverts.com/

This disturbs me ever so slightly (no, not just the advert, but the linkies at the bottom of the page). It looks like they're *almost* serious about this!

(EDIT: added the word almost)

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The MooseBlaster, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:37, archived)

you mean you've not had your cocaine today?

apparently its good for you...

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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:43, archived)

Small print,

last sentence: "this is a parody"
kind of gives it away, no?

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DogHorse plop, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:44, archived)

they're lying!

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Sexy Picard 2000, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:51, archived)

who are they..... and where did they come from..?

(Saturnn, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:35, archived)

HIPPIES!

They're hippies and they're going to make a drum circle! RUN!

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Bob Scene, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:38, archived)

i've been known to enjoy a good drum circle.

what you got to say about it?

(schnurricane, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:45, archived)

Bet you've already seen this:

We Is Not Sorry top piss take site - looks like it could do with more piccies.

(Fiendish Astronaut, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:22, archived)

eww some of that's disgusting.
particularily dead girl

(special.michael, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:24, archived)

seconded.

not nice.

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:26, archived)

Ay...

...we not used to seeing these images but they are the true ones of war. Still debating whether using them for humerous purposes is so good though.

(Fiendish Astronaut, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:35, archived)

Here are some true images

you don't want people to see.
massgraves.info/

(Indole Ring, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:41, archived)

Well,

small mercy, but at least Saddam had the decency to bury the masses of innocent civilians he slaughtered.

(Tetsuo, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 2:13, archived)

Any excuse

to support a dictator, eh?

It's amazing how far some people will go to attack the civilisation that gives them food, shelter and freedom of expression.

(Indole Ring, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 2:20, archived)

Americans...

bush...
I dont care at half one in the morning

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:25, archived)

i want to be an astronaut

*shifts eyes, walks away slowly*

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:25, archived)

(special.michael, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:28, archived)

my hero

*swoon*

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:28, archived)

is that goatse...

i see reflected in that visor?
At least that guy's enjoying the view

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:30, archived)

not goatse

it's an ebay guy.

(special.michael, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:40, archived)

check out the link to the 'flat earth society' and the click on faq

genius

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connor, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:27, archived)

You cannot count in imaginary numbers

but does that mean that they do not exist?
...
Um thats exactly what it means

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:32, archived)

Actually

They do exist. They're not "imaginary" in the sense that they don't exist. They're a fundamental element of calculus. An imaginary number is the square root of a negative number. (More specifically, they're x*i, where i=the square root of -1, and x=any real number. eg 5i (5*sqrt(-1)), 12i (12*sqrt(-1)), etc.)

(Tetsuo, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 2:14, archived)

Um...

...I'm still not entirely convinced this is a piss take. I HOPE it's a piss take... but I'm not totally convinced.

If it's real does it make it funnier?

(Fiendish Astronaut, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:47, archived)

oouumm

www.psychedelicrepublicans.com/
8O

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Kaiser, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:28, archived)

I'm not sorry

You can have all the funny little jokes -- I'll be satisfied that my side has all the real power. Ha ha ha!

(Indole Ring, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:30, archived)

who cares about the americans anymore?

we've got nothing even remotely funny to do with them.

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:31, archived)

*BANG*

www.nra-kkk.org/
*BOOM*

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Kaiser, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:32, archived)

i like kooky kids with guns

in america

please keep your freedom by guns to your own country.
nice link Kaiser ;)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:37, archived)

så du det her?

danesforbush.org/
:)

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Kaiser, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:42, archived)

har ikke fået gen-installeret mit tv-kort

kan se jeg ikke har fået misset noget.
kan bedre forstå folk vælger venstre :P
should i read it?

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:47, archived)

det var ellers total griner!!

har rippet alle 3 afsnit

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Kaiser, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:48, archived)

virker for skørt til at være sandt?

vil gerne se det - meeeeen klarer mig nok uden ;)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:50, archived)

tjek her:

www.dr.dk/dr2/dokumentar/danesforbush/

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Kaiser, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:51, archived)

hehe

måske en go' måde at få et realistisk billede virkeligheden i USA

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:58, archived)

damn jeg må se det

det findes jo nok på nettet?

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:59, archived)

ellers kan vi finde ud af noget!

har du en eller anden chat klient?

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Kaiser, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 2:03, archived)

well

maybe these people singing this

(fid, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 4:00, archived)

toomuchtimeonmyhands

(Steelman, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:17, archived)

too much redex on my screen,

/edit that's better

(special.michael, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:18, archived)

wee wee on the mind

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:19, archived)

toomuchredexonmyscreen

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:18, archived)

makeitwork

gottimetothinkaboutit

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:20, archived)

fleb

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:22, archived)

Maybe a little more time spent

~~on the non-redex malarkey next time.~~

Bravo!! Scatological humour is welcome any hour of the day...

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:20, archived)

There's a badger at the counter

and he's not taking no for an answer...
well...

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:20, archived)

Luckily, thanks to RoboCorp Industries,

Sanjay was able to return to the family business only three months after the accident.

apologies to Flowerpot for the use of her scientific diagram :)

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:15, archived)

I've never made anything scientific in my life!

nor have I ever made anything worth copying so you're definitely in the clear mate :)
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:17, archived)

fucking hull this board moves quick

(special.michael, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:06, archived)

urgh

i feel ill

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:11, archived)

well...

thats nice and fluffy

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:11, archived)

yummmmmmmm

i feel sexy

(st3v3-o, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:12, archived)

Tate Modern here

Have £15,000

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Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:12, archived)

bloody
hell
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:13, archived)

Did you get daves autograph?

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Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:14, archived)

I don't live in London else I would have :)
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:15, archived)

exactly what christmas is about.

fanny blood.

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Muns, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:14, archived)

is it?

awesome.

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meak is going to inherit the earth, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:16, archived)

well

red is Christmassy so erm... that pic must be
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:21, archived)

If it was red and green

then i'd be scared

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Mu Dinofiddler, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:22, archived)

why is the ickle mousie bleeding?

(Naughty Tortoise, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:37, archived)

A random picture I made today...

(gbk_, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:05, archived)

ROCK AND ROLL!

Definite heavy metal album cover.

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Bob Scene, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:46, archived)

For Kezza...

uh, acutally...

there was somebody wanking in Delft after all...
Get CLOSER

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UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:05, archived)

he doesnt seem to mind

his horrible leg disfigurement

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:06, archived)

Of course he doesn't

He's enjoying himself too much..

(gbk_, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:07, archived)

but

he's just brushing lint from his trousers,
isn't he?

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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:14, archived)

it reminds me off a wanking Marty Mcfly

as his appendages begin to disappear...

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Nikfuf Eetr Northern Midlander, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:16, archived)

I might have found one before

www.2and2.net/Uploads/Images/lonelydutchman.JPG

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Hoohah Bibbly-bobbly-bubbly-snibbly wib-wib floppit., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:10, archived)

For Restoration Dept.

Odd things in that 2.5gigapixel shot of Delft...

But I can't be too sure

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UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:59, archived)

Is that the moon?

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Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:02, archived)

It certainly resembles one.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:03, archived)

yeah

but thats no moon

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:03, archived)

*sighs*

,,,

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connor, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:05, archived)

im sorry

too hard to resist

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:07, archived)

which

snow moon
would that not be?

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blyerkit e k trilby, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:08, archived)

its near hoth i believe

*forgot actual name of snowy planet*

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:10, archived)

www.pref.kyoto.jp/bunkaga/images/img_nou.jpg
www.amherst.edu/~pwcaddeau/A21/image/yokihi.noh.jpg

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:05, archived)

Truly

Delicious! Best smile of the day!!!
Theres no business like...
er...

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UF0 I ignore ALL board nazis!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:11, archived)

;)

Glad someone got it :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:16, archived)

to go with my little fluffeh mouse

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:57, archived)

excuse me

i like that!
(your pic i maen, not peeing in fishbowls)
woo

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halus - no, not hello! my arm. it's in a loom!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:11, archived)

Another for the C4 xmas challange

Puu aahh obb!

(aberdas, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:56, archived)

yay pob!

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:58, archived)

Sorry to TJ

but the spider was a tarantula which I should have realised (baboon in Afrikaans is the same as a monkey.. hence monkey spider) and the hissing noise I heard is when it's pissed off and is going to attack. Apparently the bite isn't deadly but will cause vomiting in about 2 hours.

I always thought tarantulas were cute. I've changed my mind.
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:08, archived)

baboon = tarantula?

im confused

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Cocodaye Miasere likes chips and peas, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:22, archived)

another name for a Tarantula

is Baboon Spider.
and I am protecting the snail that helped save B3ta

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:24, archived)

Gah sod it, i cant get him to dance smoothly, so have my best attempt :P

(Catt What? well maybe.. yes?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:54, archived)

Pretty smooth lookin to me!

would make a good wooyay

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elusive I'm not really here. You're imagining me, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:55, archived)

wierd things at my work...

(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:53, archived)

(harmless kitty, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:57, archived)

is that a clam

full of cameras...on concrete legs

or have i looked at it wrong?

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Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:58, archived)

close

the legs are wood as well as the clam. But close enough.

(ShigTheNewt isn't funny. -_-, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:03, archived)

a kebab filled with dominoes

very northern

well done

(i love my brick, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:02, archived)

An albino rhino

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:52, archived)

yay

he's pretty :)

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Obz Click, ting, stamps, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:11, archived)

yay

a response

(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:12, archived)

(1.618..., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:51, archived)

it's spacktacular tonight.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:53, archived)

You win

the prize for person who entered the compo most*

*might not exist or be true

(b3tasux, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:53, archived)

I'm fairly sure it is.

Talk to us, 1.618

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Novander doesn't like you as much as you think, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:56, archived)

looking at this one and the post below would

make even blunkett spazz out

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You drive like a mong in a dodgem today is, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:53, archived)

Don't move!

Keep that animation right there while I drink this bottle of cough syrup....

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Bob Scene, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:54, archived)

ha errrr yeah

I like the special effects brushes in photoshop... I only just found them. ha.

(st3v3-o, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:50, archived)

very good.

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Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:51, archived)

you are cool

are you a graphics / art student or something

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connor, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:53, archived)

i stole this character of my mate

i coloured him though. I go to london college of printing doing graphics b-tec thing. crap.

(st3v3-o, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:58, archived)

tis a cool drawing

does he have a website ?

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connor, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:01, archived)

i'm in the process of making it for him. heh heh. thats why i have that picture.

(st3v3-o, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 1:05, archived)

that is good

welcome back on the internet :)

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bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:53, archived)

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