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# acryliccccccccccc
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:53, archived)
# pwetty
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:54, archived)
# He is crying tears of joy
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:56, archived)
# no
he's an emo cunt
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 23:09, archived)
# lovley
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:58, archived)
#
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 23:07, archived)
# watermelon!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 23:08, archived)
# looks like he's been stood up again
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:53, archived)
# poor kitty
i'll go out with you!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:55, archived)
# then go out for
beastiality afterwards?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:57, archived)
# why not
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 23:04, archived)
# hahaha you are a man of two halves
the dark and the light, the yin and the ying, the left bap and the right bap
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:55, archived)
# does that mean i'm 2D?
*points*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:56, archived)
# DD more like ;)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:58, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:59, archived)
# Nice:)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:57, archived)
# Woo, Mr Chops
Feeling fluffy tonight then?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:57, archived)
# erm, yeah
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:58, archived)
# I've seen you less erm fluffy!
Nice to see that your not totally fluffed out though!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 23:02, archived)
# Kong Sight Seeing
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

I tried to make it look like the old King Kong films.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:50, archived)
# he looks like he's having a nice day
i think this one's a mite bored

woo yay to you
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:52, archived)
# I think is saw that guy at Walmart
.

Is he one of those greeters.

(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:54, archived)
# He would
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:54, archived)
# that is screaming out for a monkey beer
or a cock
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:58, archived)
# Bob Down?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:55, archived)
# who?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:57, archived)
# Comedian
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:59, archived)
# you mean bob dan?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 23:01, archived)
# From the author of Treasure Island
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:46, archived)
# no
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:47, archived)
# *sniggers*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:48, archived)
# *sracist*
/predictable
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:50, archived)
# oooooh, noicely done!
:)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:50, archived)
# on second thoughts,
totally not worth a thread of its own.
So have it as a woo sir!

(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:51, archived)
# Haha
Have you tried making the background still?
img198.echo.cx/img198/5097/squirrelocerous2va23mo.gif
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:57, archived)
# You sir...
are magnificent.
And if i werent male, i would have to marry you.


RUN! NOW! WHILST THOU CAN!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 23:00, archived)
# he can't
he has an erection
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 23:02, archived)
# Why, you...
;-)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 23:03, archived)
# He's bewildered and a beast

(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:37, archived)
# ha ha woo yay
*spong*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:38, archived)
# Spong
Spong
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:40, archived)
# Hahaha
Fantastico!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:40, archived)
# hahaha
that pun is unbearable
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:40, archived)
# Good gnus
I think I've run out.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:41, archived)
# I bet you're lion
and actually think it's rather ace!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:42, archived)
# Mmm tasty
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:40, archived)
# arf!!!
:)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:51, archived)
# What happens when you feed a Dalek Coca-Cola..


Glorious hyperactivity, ahoy!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:36, archived)
# hurrah!
*munches ritalin*

i lke to eat it like cereal
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:37, archived)
# Daleks are great
and double woo for you
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:39, archived)
# Quick chop job. Couldn't find a good pic for what i wanted to do.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:41, archived)
# `ave it!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:48, archived)
# Ouch!
Saw them live a few year back - he was wearing a shiny gold suit and looked surprisingly like those new-fangled golden Daleks!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:56, archived)
# bling is catching
*dangles gold chains*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 23:00, archived)
# Yikes!
I don't want to see your dangling 'blings'!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 23:03, archived)
# just downloaded that
acrylic thing

tis fun
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:25, archived)
# wow
his face spells EMO
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:25, archived)
# how dare you make
unfounded claims as to the gender of my cat
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:28, archived)
# pfft
he`s right too
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:41, archived)
# cor, that's great
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:26, archived)
# what acrylic thing?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:26, archived)
# New paint program from Microsoft
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:27, archived)
# genius microsoft
asking me to sign in, then asking me every thing I needed to answer when I signed up for passport
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:29, archived)
# That's a bit
annoying. Grr.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:37, archived)
# is there a bugmenot for it?
best extension for firefox ever, apart from adblock, and the web developer, and the HTML validator...


errr.. a very useful extension for firefox then
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:39, archived)
# its actually quite good
if only they could breed it with flash to make a great program
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:30, archived)
# oh don`t say that
I`m still cheesed off that Adobe bought Macromedia never mind Microsoft buying the lot!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:41, archived)
# Me too
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:32, archived)
# This and the pic up there
are both rather smashing.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:33, archived)
# It's addictive
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:37, archived)
# mm watermelon
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:39, archived)
# 1980s watermelon no less
reminds me of those dodgy adverts for .. er.. can`t remember.. Tia Maria or something; all neon and disco-y
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:42, archived)
# with ladies in big hats sipping cocktails
mmm geometric
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:46, archived)
# that`s the badger!
you`re wise (?) beyond your years!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:47, archived)
# so my grandchildren tell me
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:49, archived)
# This has got to stop
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:49, archived)
# woo!
*quiffs hair up, dons NHS specs and cardigan*

1980s here we come
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:51, archived)
# easy
*esc*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 23:03, archived)
# New ideas to pep up Wimbledon this year.. Dalek ball-boys..


On the wave of nostalgia created by Doctor Who, Wimbledon organisers decided to use old shitty Daleks as novelty ball boys.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:21, archived)
# It couldn't make Henman any fucking worse.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:24, archived)
# Haha
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:26, archived)
# cutting both Henmans arms off
would probably make him better*



*100% fact!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:27, archived)
# i'm sure you could beat him
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:31, archived)
# i know for a fact i could
at chess
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:36, archived)
# pfft
nicely done
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:25, archived)
#
\ imagines them trundling back and forth along the net..arf! woo!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Daleks are great
and woo for you
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:29, archived)
# that would work
but then you couldn't perve at the pert little bottoms running across the screen
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:34, archived)
# Before Jacko there was.....
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:14, archived)
# Jimmy Nail would be proud!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:25, archived)
# Pffft
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:48, archived)
# Something of the night


Unemployed and she can still afford peroxide
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:14, archived)
# Indeed
but I still would.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:15, archived)
# ...
*slots penis in mouth*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:16, archived)
# hehehee
:o)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:17, archived)
# ....
you could get like four in there
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:18, archived)
# four with your width maybe,
;¬)


eight with mine :¬(
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:19, archived)
#
hehe nice insult..and insulting urself too!

*slaps with penis*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:20, archived)
# *wipes face*
You could have washed it first!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:21, archived)
# sorry
:(

*wipes cock*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:23, archived)
# That's ok
*shakes hand*

Hang on, you did wash your hands after wiping didn't you?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:25, archived)
# No room anyway
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:21, archived)
# Much
sexier
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:23, archived)
# arf!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:23, archived)
# pfffft
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:24, archived)
# Ok...
So NOW you can get "four of mine" in there

(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:24, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i think i just wet myself!!!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:24, archived)
# Hahahaha!
That'll be about eighteen of mine then.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:25, archived)
# hahahaha..
class!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:31, archived)
# looks kind of crazy...
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:31, archived)
# Not teh frog!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vader style
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:34, archived)
# BA DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
hahaaha class shoppery
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:40, archived)
#
and there was me only 'thinking' that... ;)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:18, archived)
# Well, you won't
be able to talk for a while
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:18, archived)
# whatcha doin naw docta
/best billie impression
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:17, archived)
# fantastic
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:18, archived)
# thanks
/still doing it
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:24, archived)
# me too
every time i scroll past
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:47, archived)
# good point
nicely
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:18, archived)
[challenge entry]
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:09, archived)
# hahaha... love it !
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:10, archived)
# Link
is their CEO, I assume.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:12, archived)
# Pfft
I should play Ocarina of Time again.

And as for the picture,
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:18, archived)
# hi cockalorum!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:19, archived)
# I love the cock at the end
Hi cockalorum
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:46, archived)
# I'll bet
you do.

Filthy boy.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:51, archived)
# Smashing
woo
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:12, archived)
# Arf:)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:12, archived)
# pfft
excellent
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:13, archived)
# You what?
Christ, If I'd have known that, I'd have stopped doing the dishes ages ago. Woo.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:13, archived)
# Right - i'm off to watch a bit of TV then goto bed. 'night!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:08, archived)
# noooooooooooooooooooooo
that's sacrilege

edit: not a darth vader reference ^
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:09, archived)
# I find your lack of humor disturbing
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:11, archived)
#
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:12, archived)
# g'night to me...
g'night to you! =)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:09, archived)
# arf!
night
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:12, archived)
# My trial software expires in nine days.
OH NOES!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:02, archived)
# hahahah
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:03, archived)
# ha nice
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Woo
et yay.

/edit, a considerable improvement
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Ever better
than the real thing.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:04, archived)
# *cough*
crack
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:04, archived)
# crack?
where? on your expensive vase? you better get it mended.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:05, archived)
# nah
i cracked my skull
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:07, archived)
# that works
=)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:07, archived)
# Uncle Steve has a new tattoo
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:00, archived)
# woo
yay

ace, just ace
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:00, archived)
# hahahahah
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Hull for you
and Ian.
/edit I went to school in Soham*

*100% FACT
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:01, archived)
# If you werent a chap id marry you
edit: Did you opt for nutritious alcohol in the end then?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:01, archived)
# no, no booze
which is why i cropped the pic not to show the little girls full body
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:04, archived)
# yeah
and used the first in the series
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:08, archived)
# Bah
*sups beer*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:09, archived)
# And
he's wearing the curtains
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Pfft
how seasonal?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Holly?
;)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:03, archived)
# sorry... I've sickened myself
STRAIGHT to hull for the pic..
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:06, archived)
# god dman
sick dude, just sick
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:01, archived)
# *snort*
Yer a wrong 'un!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Oooh
strategically placed, so young 'uns will want to see what Uncle Ian is wearing.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:03, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:03, archived)
# pfftt
thats sick.
and that is why I love you monyclops.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:03, archived)
# Oh
I thought it was that Eminem muppet.
Peculiar.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:04, archived)
# ahahaha fantastic
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:05, archived)
# oh my
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:07, archived)
# ah i'm nice
i just fancied doing something a bit different
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:11, archived)
# have a woo then
*keeps an eye on you all the same*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:14, archived)
# pffffft!

(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:07, archived)
# hahaha you sick sick bastard!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:15, archived)
# More peas to roast...
....it was always fun when Status Quo helped out at the community centre...



...just not for the inmates!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:55, archived)
# I think you'll find that in the trade we call them 'Vegetables'
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:57, archived)
# From the Latin phrase
..."Vegitalia Mongolia"
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:58, archived)
# or in liverpool
"the local bank"
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:59, archived)
# Monguinus Vegetatum
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Wasn't he in Dragon Ball Z?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Status Quo?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:58, archived)
# perhaps a combination
"vegemates"
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:58, archived)
# *snorts*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:00, archived)
# hehe
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:58, archived)
# dont ask why...
NSFW

but this is all i thought of wehn i saw the pic
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:53, archived)
# makes sense
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:54, archived)
# oh my god
mind bleach for one to take away please
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:54, archived)
# seriously though
why is this ok when goatse is unacceptable?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:00, archived)
# because goatse is a man
this was done by a man but has a vagina to distract your gaze
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:03, archived)
# it was meant to be a rhetorical question
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:17, archived)
# your deranged.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:54, archived)
# thanks
:D
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:56, archived)
# haha I was just gonne say: that's a compliment around these parts ;o)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:57, archived)
# you just did say that
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:59, archived)
# poor thing
it looks like it's in pain
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:56, archived)
# Just like goatse
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:56, archived)
#
arf!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Ah hee.
I am intrigued from whence the eyes did come.

*looks intrigued*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:00, archived)
# Wow you are fucking sick
Good work.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:08, archived)
# I find your lack of skill disturbing
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:50, archived)
# hahaha
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:51, archived)
#
just checked out your profile - you have done some amazing pics!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:53, archived)
# thankies :)
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:54, archived)
# arf, nice punnage
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:51, archived)
# *kisses*
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:53, archived)
# i'm not actually shitfaced
i'm just listening to the dropkick murphys. but ta.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:55, archived)
# I wish I was shitfaced. But I think I drank more than enough last night :o|
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:56, archived)
# ditto
/glassco.cx shame
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:58, archived)
# pfffft
that's excellent...


w/y/h/p/d
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:52, archived)
# ha ha! love the detail.
I've got an Idea for like those overused darth vader "noo" pictures,
only instead of "nooo" it would say "oh noes"
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:52, archived)
# yay for idea!
Would work well as a short flash animation with sound.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:54, archived)
# yeah but I don't have the right stuff for flash.
and even if I did i don't know how to work it.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:56, archived)
# Hahahaha
nice "The Empire Strikes" in the background
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:53, archived)
# He'd be bloody good at it too
Woo!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:57, archived)
# haha I love your username
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:59, archived)
# missing?
a "that's no bowling ball?"
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:00, archived)
# classtastic
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:16, archived)
# I know its a repost....
.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:49, archived)
# Indeed...as is this..


\ relurks
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:50, archived)
# hahahhaha
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:54, archived)
# New From JML...
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:43, archived)
# lol
Thats good that. they do make some crap, although the 'cold to touch' soldering iron seems pretty cool.

Loving their ironing board covers, they come in a range of no less than EIGHT EXCITING DESIGNS!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:45, archived)
# a whole EIGHT!
i'd better contact my local stockist!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:46, archived)
# and by "ironing board cover"
you mean "a piece of fabric loosely attached to and roughly matching the shape of an ironing board"?
e.g. Just like any piece of fabric and some safety pins?
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:51, archived)
# Try reading some reviews on the soldering iron ...
It's a complete and total con. Do seriously you think you could solder off 4 1.5v AA batteries?

All it does it short circuit the batteries when you touch stuff, meaning that the tip heats up. It only heats up in a very local area (too small to do any real work) and if you hold it on for more than a few seconds, you start frying the batteries inside it.

Get one of the gas powered torch ones from Maplin for a tenner, *much* better.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:07, archived)
# Hee hee.
woo.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:47, archived)
# I like the hammers that tidy up your wires.
But no, that is nice.

Woo
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:48, archived)
# hey if i cared about details
i'd be a millionare by now
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:50, archived)
# That is the truest thing ive heard
you should become a teacher.
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 22:04, archived)
# I buy everything else of thiers...
I'd buy one of them too! woo!
(, Sat 11 Jun 2005, 21:51, archived)

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