One of the covers that didnt make it . . .
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:20,
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The shadows appear to be of square-headed robots from Mars,is there something we should be told!?
(
..wil,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:28,
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Following a conversation yesterday about whether Eddie Izzard was funny or not,I decided to download some and see, and I think I've identified the problem:
Read top to bottom, then repeat, about 8 times, and there you have the Eddie Izzard Experience, I think...
(Read top to bottom, then repeat, about 8 times, and there you have the Eddie Izzard Experience, I think...
..wil,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:17,
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Izzard IS funny.nuff said - damned nice bloke too
(
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:20,
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Oh, I quite agree, edit; I like the man too, and the cross dressing really narks the uptight wankers in the world,but he DOES talk an awful lot of bollox tho, doesn't he?
( ..wil,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:23,
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he`s fantastic!"so .. em... yeah!"
did you see the thing he did when narrated Alcatraz?
AL-CA-TRAZZZZ.. ring the bell.. RING RING RING MUST GET OFF
Reckless_Rik,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:26,
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im affraidthat houmor doesnt work over a messegeboard friend
(
Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:28,
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mehhave a squizz for the audio files - very funny
the missus has all the videos/DVDs
(the missus has all the videos/DVDs
Reckless_Rik,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:30,
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yeah wellhe really does look like a woman
in fact...
/fwaps
(in fact...
/fwaps
Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:35,
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AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!i think i just laughed for a full minute there hahahahahaha!
seriosly though, where did you hide the camera?
(seriosly though, where did you hide the camera?
Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 13:05,
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HmmmmAfraid I'm going to have to disagree quite strongly there. I reckon he's one of the funniest people we've got going round these parts...round all parts come to that...
( jme,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:23,
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have to disagreehe is very funny, but I think Edward, the action transvestite, pips him
Zinglebert Bembledack
(Zinglebert Bembledack
Reckless_Rik,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:31,
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i'm sorry but all i have to say is"kraftwerk doing the hoke koke"
(,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:32,
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funny first time you see itbut Eddie stays funny again and again :p
( Reckless_Rik,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:39,
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did you hear jinxx`s Kraftwerk version of the muskerhounds tune?same sort of thing
( Reckless_Rik,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:48,
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On a par I'd sayAnd on the plus for Izzard I'd say his stand up shows overlap with each other less than Bailey's do (possibly with the exception of Part Troll). Then again that might just be because Izzard has more shows out. Well, whatever, they're both amazingly hilarious though.
( jme,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:37,
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I just like the way Izzard goes off on surreal tangentsbut I was in a hotel 2 weeks ago and I did laugh about the "tea.. and coffee.. making.. facilities"
( Reckless_Rik,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:50,
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Can't see what the fuss is about with this chap.And I'm sure there would be any fuss if he'd just FUCK OFF.
(
Frumbert has no sig,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:23,
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yeah?well those picture's aren't making any sound. That makes him a mime
( Frumbert has no sig,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:28,
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AOL, announces new company name change..
You knew it was coming..
I believe this to be the truthso woo!
(
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:14,
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They're bent on world domination. We must resist! n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:18,
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G'day!
*Adopts terrible Australian accent*
Aw shit, mate, the kangaroos pissed in me ear again..
Vulthoom,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:10,
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niceive got the new squirril phone by virgin
www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=115
/is too tired for this
(www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=115
/is too tired for this
Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:16,
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i would serioslyrecomend those comics lol, theyre the one of the funnyest i know of hehe
except for these recent darth vader -NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ones of course
(except for these recent darth vader -NOOOOOOOOOOOOO ones of course
Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:32,
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That was Victor Meldrewwith a puppy AICMFP
(
edjogs Collared doves are shit.,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:42,
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me toothey am teh scarey
(
urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:13,
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i like itbut best not to repost in new threads
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eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:13,
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shhhhI was hoping noone would see :(
(
Pew Pew Pew! Lasers! wannabe Gong Farmer,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:14,
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who is this mr. noone? urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:15,
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hehesorry, there just seem to have been an awful lot of them about recently so i thought i'd mention it... you do get bonus points for not calling it a pearoast though... but for what it's worth i do like it :)
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:18,
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I saw, and I'm very disapointed in you.
It truly sucks when half the posts on a page are reposts.
(It truly sucks when half the posts on a page are reposts.
sosumi,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:32,
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I'm not sure if you guys are terribly interested...but I'll tell you anyway. I've re-recorded one of my little songs and I've got it here (321kb mp3)
(,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:03,
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jangly!*likes*
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:15,
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Great Scot!thats effin' brilliant
(
We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:01,
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nicebut maybe a little work on the contours to make it lees flat?
(,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:04,
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pffftnah, you can keep editing these things forever, there's always one more tweak, it's fine as it is
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:15,
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Like the wallpaper page.Mine needs a change.
*goes for show us your bagpipes*
(,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:04,
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*goes for show us your bagpipes*
that's my favourite tooit's a happy hand
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:15,
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hehehthey're all pretty happy-looking
exept fist, he looks a little agressive.
(exept fist, he looks a little agressive.
urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:19,
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you haveawesome wallpapers me friend
( Arsonade is saving up for a new box of hummus,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:18,
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very odd but woo worthy in any case.
woo.
p.s. I'm very inebriated and think I just emailed the sun about a half dozen of my shops from various addresses in a revenge tatic.
(woo.
p.s. I'm very inebriated and think I just emailed the sun about a half dozen of my shops from various addresses in a revenge tatic.
sosumi,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:36,
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hahaha!go sosumi! take over their viral chart then write and make them reinstate your tags on them all :D
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:44,
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gary glitter?or the guy from teh strokes?
( yanmania... last shagged your mum on,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:55,
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hippy bathday!it's my (and my bf's) anniversary today!
woo yay
(woo yay
urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:11,
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but, alas, bf is away :(but i have a bottle of champagne in teh fridge anyway! :D
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:20,
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Better late than never...
Yeah, you get the idea
*relurks*
Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:34,
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Wish you never get registered this one..
Sure, Boy George would love this one.
hehjust got it... bin thinking bout it for a while
tis v. woo (but, yea, really don't want it!)
(tis v. woo (but, yea, really don't want it!)
PoorDoggie,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:52,
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Wow, we're back in nursery school!I'm gonna go pee up the wall, I always win that one.
(,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:54,
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AOL? good god no!brrrrrr.
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:40,
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i wouldn't touch it with a shitty stick monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:43,
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*shudders*ewww - AOL - does it ever go right ?
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:47,
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yea, im on AOL at the momentits cheap, and (we have a router) it runs quietly in the background.
I like it
(I like it
PoorDoggie,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:53,
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Thanks to AOLs new ant-spam system,I and many other people can no longer send them emails. Lamers. Still, who cares.
( n8ive Zip it, Shrimpy...you cunt!,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:53,
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show me the way to go homei'm tired and i want to go to bed
more penguins | new animation, charles clarke in spandex and a puppy pianist!
(more penguins | new animation, charles clarke in spandex and a puppy pianist!
eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:23,
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thats simply FAB!Wonderful!
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:24,
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woo!reminds me of last night/this morning! super!
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:46,
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he was on his way to the party thenon his way home now :)
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:58,
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'half the world away' is on XFMit fits perfectly :)
( monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:50,
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hehehebut surely he'd be wearing the cone as a hat :D
(
amon - hooray :D,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:53,
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this is very trueyou may see this penguin again, once i have a taller background :)
( eclectech is older but no wiser,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:59,
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nahnot when you have a shiny green top hat to wear instead
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:22,
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Pupdate
Day 14: Thier eyes are starting to open and
they are getting more mobile by the minute!
Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:05,
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indeeddidnt want to say anything incease i got a million hungover people attacking me
(
Sir T. Skellington,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:10,
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I am not hung overI only had 4 bottles of Henry Westons vintage cider 8.2% and three Tennants Supers last night.
(,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:12,
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all i had was a good oldnag from the girlfriend :(
now we have to go shopping today as well!
(now we have to go shopping today as well!
Sir T. Skellington,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:15,
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arfits worse then that...its cloths shopping...
"no dear...you dont look fat"
("no dear...you dont look fat"
Sir T. Skellington,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:19,
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thats ok, you're not alonemy first question was gonna be "Shat on the carpet yet"?
( The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:12,
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awww..!I miss the 12 puppies my red setter had...even if they did smell awful! so much poo! 'ning all!
( TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:11,
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certainly not!how could you accuse me of such nasty things
*goes to hide evidence*
(*goes to hide evidence*
TopUpTheTea you ain't seen me, right?,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:17,
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oh my godfluff ATTACK!!!
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 12:23,
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Vader does 'Reality TV' - Episode 6 - and tempers are getting out of hand...
Previously:
www.b3ta.com/board/4760799
www.b3ta.com/board/4760907
www.b3ta.com/board/4761085
www.b3ta.com/board/4761315
www.b3ta.com/board/4761452
Episode 7 - "How clean is your Death Star"? coming soon
The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:58,
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they . . .are the best - quite simply - w/y/h!
( Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:01,
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just a very "quick and dirty" roast from last nightNSFW
one for your hangovers
(one for your hangovers
Sir T. Skellington,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:56,
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Isthat `I-robot`the childrens film foundation version by any chance ?
(
Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:48,
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I realise pointing out plot holes in American action movies is a bit fish in the barrel,but in the bit were the robot hid amongst all the other identical robots all lined up in a perfect
grid and Smith had to figure out which one it was, wouldn't it be the robot that's standing next
to the one that was already there?
(grid and Smith had to figure out which one it was, wouldn't it be the robot that's standing next
to the one that was already there?
..wil,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:56,
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Showsthat in the future even the robots are stupid.
( Tyronne Get To Falkirk,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:00,
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yes i did wonder what happened to the robot sonnybot must have replaced monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:37,
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also at one bit he gets out his car and it slides through some door thinginto a big car park type majig and gets twisted round so it's all vertical and stuff, what if he left is coffee in there, it'd be all over the dashboard
(,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 11:49,
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Perhapsthey have already planned this for all future parking, and are merely getting us into the 'right frame of mind' for parking our Audi's vertically in a big fuck-off parking.... placethingy. Stuff.
(,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 16:22,
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Morning...Another day, another hangover, no idea what this is, but liked the tat posted earlier tho, threadwaste maybe but not like owt else is goin on really is it, how is everyone (sips coffee, breathes)...
edit: Sorry, " 'Ning "
(edit: Sorry, " 'Ning "
..wil,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:31,
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That looks like bad luck!Death by snake bite?
Woo yay anyway!
(Woo yay anyway!
RedWine President of the S.C.U.M.,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:31,
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reply
I just made the snake & made this weird thing then thought it looked symbolic of arcane bullshit so I stuck it in a crystal ball
Yep, looks much betterin a crystal ball.
*Looks for any snakes under the table*
(*Looks for any snakes under the table*
RedWine President of the S.C.U.M.,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:44,
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NSFWunless you work in the minge industry.
(
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:20,
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i know! the nerve of it!/at work in 2 hours
( lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:23,
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ah, but this is internet work for me.this involves putting some trousers on and opening dreamweaver for 4 hours.
leaving the bedroom is optional.
(leaving the bedroom is optional.
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:30,
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shitin that case i should be at work too, but i won't be.
i admire your willpower, at least it's not sunny
(i admire your willpower, at least it's not sunny
spacehog,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:31,
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Trousers? For Dreamweaver?Are you quite mad, sir?
It's Bermuda shorts or nothing, according to the manual.
(edit: how odd - I've not used the "quite mad" phrase for ages, and I look down the board and there it is. I can see it's going to be be one of those sundays...)
(It's Bermuda shorts or nothing, according to the manual.
(edit: how odd - I've not used the "quite mad" phrase for ages, and I look down the board and there it is. I can see it's going to be be one of those sundays...)
Fronds are waving gently on,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:55,
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well, it could have SFW if it was tasteful.honest.
*adds bookmark*
lazygamer VS tittybiscuits,
Sun 12 Jun 2005, 10:27,
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