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# heres some tornado damage down the end of my street

it was fucking scary.....
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:05, archived)
# Jehosefat!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:06, archived)
# *jumps*
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:07, archived)
# woah
and not the nelly variety..
** current pixel-party count 67**
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:07, archived)
# Whoa!
I thought this was just some "British" tornado, i.e. a bit windy
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:07, archived)
# I dont think its really sunk in yet
I haven't heard of any deaths, and by the way the news reporters were talking about it (ie no solemn voices) I assume there havent been any.
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)
# If you are there
I demand photographs!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:09, archived)
# Hertford
Nowhere near, but the local news is all on about it (yes, I know, local does not = Birmingham)
(I helped save b3ta! OneSullenBrit *air sandwiches*, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:15, archived)
# somone said it was a t4 whatever that means
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)
# isn't that Channel 4's satuirday morning mong tv??
** current pixel-party count 67**
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)
# i think you mean f4
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:29, archived)
# my penis is 7 inches short
Wearing b3ta t-shirts makes you lucky.
(Demented Hobo, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:07, archived)
# I'm an Ignore button virgin no longer!
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)
# nyuck nyuck
such power in the hands of one so young...
** current pixel-party count 67**
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:09, archived)
# Jesus!
Are you and all your family and house ok?
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)
# yes we are fine
a couple of my mates houses are a bit battered but no one is hurt
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:14, archived)
# Oh good.
Glad to hear it, my boss moved to Kings Heath a few months ago. Better give him a buzz tomorrow, see if he's all ok.


*ninja edit
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:15, archived)
# Best wait and see what group
phones up and says they did it...

arf..

(bets somebody does...)
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:11, archived)
# Hull
Pearoast from earlier


Hope everyones okay. Thought it was a 'British' tornado
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:16, archived)
# thanks
^that is very very funny^
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:19, archived)
# It is clear what caused this
and Rob will be burned as a witch by the primitive Brumites in the town square at high noon on the morn of the winter solstice
(Guineapiggy Fuzzeh!, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:37, archived)
# i feel like a wank
fwapage plz
(Demented Hobo, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:02, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)
# STFU
SUCK MY DICK
(Demented Hobo, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)
# *latches on to forehead*
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)
# Aw bless...
A chump! Look everyone - a real live chump!
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)
# meh
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:05, archived)
# hehehe
lookit him wiggle!!
** current pixel-party count 67**
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:05, archived)
# set phasors to FWAP

hahaha, I must really hate myself
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)
# You're really fucking proud of that, aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)
# I was drunk in edinburgh and yes probably
mainly because I look a twat
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:05, archived)
# If I didn't know better I'd swear you were queer.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:06, archived)
# yeah I'm too stupid to be homosexual
I still think I have a chance with women
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)
# He's a Mr Loverman!
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:06, archived)
# Mr, Lova Lova?
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:08, archived)
# *sees Hat*... *starts thinking of clockwork orange*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:05, archived)
# I like your New Romantic quiff.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:06, archived)
# yeah it looks pretty good when I've got my bowler on
the rest of the time it looks wank
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:07, archived)
# thanks gma'
mmm..you like it diiirty dont you? do you liek it diiirty? ibet you do...yeaa
(Demented Hobo, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:06, archived)
# That am teh sexeh.
You rule!
(I helped save b3ta! Snapper "That's what she said" - retort of the week, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:09, archived)
# oooh
edinburgh!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:12, archived)
# Edinburgh indeed
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)
# What happens when you breath out
?
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)
# I expire air that I have used, but I'm not holding in on that
here's to climbing enough to be fit - well sort of
actually it's probably less in, but there we go
who knows?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:14, archived)
# S'Ok
Wasn't calling you a porker.






Porker
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:18, archived)
# hahahahaha
how're you?
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:20, archived)
# Me good,
Me have 4MB homechoice broadband installed today. Yay!

I'm thinking, B3ta followed by HL2 followed by pr0n followed by Poker, followed by hangover and deep regrets.
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:23, archived)
# Gorgeous.
Just.......gorgeous.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)
# .



EDIT:

not mine... found somewhere.....

but relevant.

so there.
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:07, archived)
# did you mean this?
Vernon says
You're a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)
# I came so close to clicking that
you bastard
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:16, archived)
#


(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:15, archived)
# You... are... my... god...
*fwap*
(I helped save b3ta! I smash things in my sleep uruk-hai ...and I'll look low. Now where'd they go?, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:31, archived)
# I present: My cat

God I love pixelling
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)
# MEEP!
yay!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)
# That's lovely!
Mewww!
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)
# awww...
soo cute

meet pants

** current pixel-party count 67**
(I helped save b3ta! oucheh I am have confused, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:05, archived)
# Aww
why did I read that as "Meat Pants"?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:06, archived)
# I don't know
but it made me laugh out loud
:D
(I helped save b3ta! abandonnship, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:10, archived)
# I know I'm late for this...
Based on real events:

(I helped save b3ta! setimret likes his metaphors mixed, not stirred, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)
# AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)
# Why is the 'h' bigger than the other letters?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)
# o....k...... still gets a 'woo' from me
but 1 in 8, shirley (assuming both hands could be visible)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)
# very dude
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:01, archived)
# brilliant...
w/y/h!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:05, archived)
# hahaha!
*sigh* this is why i like b3ta...

(I helped save b3ta! - D - SharkTrousers, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:13, archived)
# Hee!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:16, archived)
# I made a little
mee-hee-hee noise.
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:28, archived)
# That dora

shes gone too far this time
sorry for length
(Calmallama Is keeping this short and sweet, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)
# Never
apologise for length to a girl with a backpack.

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)
# Haha!
Hello lovely!
Popping over to say hello?
(I helped save b3ta! CaroWallis, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)
# Oooh hello!
Will do, as soon as I can

(have you got a backpack?!)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:15, archived)
# I hate Dora
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

(Digireedoo Fuck off Zuowan, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:12, archived)
# dance, kitty


/couldn't be arsed to put anytime into it
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)
# FIRE!
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)
# Squirmy like a wormy.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)
# Haha!
That's perfectly in time with Killing an Arab by the Cure!
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)
# And Poor Leno - Royksopp
Give it up for the dacing pussy!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)
# I still need to listen to their new album thoroughly.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)
# Finally got round to buying Drukqs t'other day
Think I've lost it in my car =$
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)
# nice,
but you... you have great taste, and you taste great.

so listen to my acid
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:03, archived)
# plug
Toothpain (2.27mb 2:50mins)
(I helped save b3ta! gazz, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)
# And also All The Candles In The World by Jane Siberry.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:57, archived)
# And
The Clash, and, and etc

I think it works with everything
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:59, archived)
# Not
Barry Manilow though.

/is not based on a scientific test
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)
# old kids TV star in kinky porn drama...
so read the headlines...



but in fact, mickey was just trying to earn a few bob in his spare time, and had borrowed Kryton's groin hoover for a day or two....
(I helped save b3ta! TBL I posted this on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)
# Woo!
timespaz!
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 1:41, archived)
# sorry
sorry all wont do it again its well crap any way how do you optamise oh hayfever is worse
(The Dylexik Chef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/4938450
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)
# oh fuck
two at once
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)
# Delete your other Thread
Vernon says
You're a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! Cashy, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)
# MSpaint'l do it
"I would like to scale my file to 40%, then save it as a jpeg please MSpaint"
"Why of course you new B3tan, don't worry, It'l come to you shortly that you should probably unplug your computer and venture outside, it looks sunny"
*worries that he's having a conversation with MSpaint*
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)
# "Excuse me, Sir?
MS Paint is in the line..."
(I helped save b3ta! chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)
# Hayfever
Wots worse, hayfever? or being at teh Hasselhoff gig?
(herdygerdy69, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)
# Why don't you go and post on the shitty side of the board?
/talk

Tell them the nasty faggot sent you.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)
# Narrow it down a bit
at least.
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)
# Id say posting crap is worse
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)
# send him to 4rthur.com
he'll wither UND DIE
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:53, archived)
# I've never had hayfever
come to think of it, I've never had Hasselhoff either..
(I helped save b3ta! @man move along, nothing to see here on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:04, archived)
# omg halo 3
Tis is my first-ish post i whipped up quickly

Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(The Dylexik Chef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
# I don't get it
....?
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)
# Whuh?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)
# looks like spam
add the quo to placate me.
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)
# not real...
no bridge, no ladder, he's probably in the helicopter...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)
# BIGGERERERERERER!!!
maybe not
(VashTheStampede http://www.b3ta.com/features/howtopoachanegg/, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)
# WTF?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)
# That animation is ace
That is all
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)
# This is now now.
But what happened to then?
We missed it.
When?
Just now!
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:51, archived)
# WTF?
HI cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! Jacksonville Missed me fuckin Candles, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:52, archived)
# "We're being jammed sir!"
"Raspberry I think."

"Only one man would dare use raspberry .... Lonestar!"

great film :o)
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:58, archived)
# they must have overshot us by a week and a half!
ludicrous speed? noones ever gone that fast before!

whats the matter colenel sanders.... chicken?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)
# 606k
Vernon says
You're a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)
# 606.42 Kb. hmmmmmmm and chance you could optimse it a wee tad?
cos I'd hate to get the tape measure out... oh, too late
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)
# Hahahaha
PS3 is going to be TWICE as powerful as the spaX-BOX 360 hahahaha
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)
# *sits and waits for PS3*
*ages quickly*
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:50, archived)
# Start saving now,
it's going to cost the earth.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)
# yeh shame its not arriving twice as fast
but fuck it i'd sell my granny for a ps3.....if she wasnt dead
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:54, archived)
# Sell her on Ebay
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:55, archived)
# *grabs shovel*
be back in a few hours
(Absynth&Cheese Have you tasted my Jesus, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:56, archived)
#
Hosted by Madness Temple
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)
# You're a MACHINE, boy.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
# *points*
this isnt working...
*points harder*
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)
# and faster dammit!
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)
# *points harder, better, faster, stronger*
I... think... its... working...
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)
# No
that's you losing consciousness by forgetting to breathe
(Pan Dimensional Mouse Currently existing in 13 dimensions as of, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 20:00, archived)
# Not shopped
but i thought you lovely chaps (and chapettes) would like to see this card i found outside Student services at college.
Front:

Back:

If any of you feel like bukakkeing him his name is Micheal Stipe, it says so on the card
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)
# Take that Michael Stipe!
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)
# REM love teh spluff.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)
# Michael Stipe... Michael Stipe...
where do I know that name from...
/hopes it's not from bukakkeing
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)
# lead singer
REM
(I helped save b3ta! Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)
# ahhh
so me saying what his name is made me look like an idiot, i had no idea who he was i thought he was some underpaid model :D
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
# *click*
ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)
# I'll have to R.E.M.ember that
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)
# Hahahahahaha
Lookit his little face! It makes him so happy!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)
# hmm
i am starting to get the feeling he is famous.... *wanders off*
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)
# Pfft
Hehe

(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)
# may i take this time
to congratulate your hat people on that astounding display?
(jimskio http://www.whoopdedoo.co.uk, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)
# They hear you
They asked me to pass on their thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)
# your gif doth slow my browser down chronically
it's like viewing b3ta on a ZX Spectrum!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)
# mILKPISS!
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
# revolutionary new product
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)
# Why
would you want to polish a turd?
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)
# Pfft
to keep it shiney, Duh!
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)
# I like
the matt look. Gives it more of an antique feel.
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)
# Old fart
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)
# to shine, nourish and protect it
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)
# Yay!
Now I can develop a fun pastime that will whittle away the hours!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)
# *Made from real Kiwis*
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)
# but mum always said
"you cant polish a turd, not with polish anyway... you need to lick it"
(I helped save b3ta! SolidGoldChimp, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)
# Vernon's been listening to the Smiths again...

Last one
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)
# Why do you keep posting this???????
you are vernon kay AICMFP


//edit/ oh it's different to the first one...... carry on!



*sobs*
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)
# gah I wouldn't wish that on anyone
he's a goit.
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)
# *still doesnt know what AICMFP is*
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)
# It's the most boring and pointless acronymn ever. Please don't use it.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)
# Me neither
what is it?
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:43, archived)
# acronymfinder.com says
And I Claim My Five Pounds.
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)
# And I Claim My Five Pounds.
Now promise you won't use it?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:46, archived)
# *absofrikkinlutely promises*
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:48, archived)
# I love you. :)
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:49, archived)
# once more . . . .
torn midpoint between a groan and a woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)
# this is keeping me sane
I'm making thesis figures.

And I'm slowly going maaaaaaaaad
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)
# make more
and worry about insanity later!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:45, archived)
# I like to use Vernon for WTF value
Such as:

www.freewebs.com/lil_wee_senga/websalbum.htm
(I helped save b3ta! drunkenoaf, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)
# Just tried out a new style


There is ultimate conflict in my brain.

(one for the fellers, too)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)
# oh i like that
edit: ARGH MY PC IS DYING
/restarts
(I helped save b3ta! GrandmaOfShoes, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)
# You think?
It's a shame I'm a rubbish photographer, otherwise I'd be able to make it much more accurate, but the general theme is layers. layers and net. Woo for net, it's my new best friend.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)
# Erm its perty
but I don't really get it
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)
# It's an old-school radio mic.
(I hope)
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)
# You could make big profit.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)
# You think?
Honestly, how much would you expect people would pay for it? At the moment I'm going for about £12 ish.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)
# At least that much!
In topman you could probably charge about £25. Those bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:36, archived)
# Heh.
Yeah, I'm no fascist.
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)
# 'Exclusive'.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)
# Hahahahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)
# Woooaaahhhh Trippin!!!
me likes - muchly!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:35, archived)
# : D
Thankyou!
(I helped save b3ta! SugarSpunSister Yeah, whatever, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:38, archived)
# Can't be arsed to animate it
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)
# hurrah, Ozzy, a bint and some people (UB40 aparrently) arrive on a tornado
....wait, I've heard this joke before
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)
# I freakin' hate UB40!
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)
# umm...
i dont get it
(I helped save b3ta! Butters and his titanium codsocket, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)
# Bit breezy
in the Black Country today
(I helped save b3ta! slippymark does not require lubricating, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)
# woo birMINGham

(blakey - all ipod-ed up n'all!, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)
# Burning Ham!
That's what it smells like.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)
# they deserved it though
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:31, archived)
# I read it in the newsletter a while ago
and realised, hnag on, i sing this too

and for you whores that shout 'threadwaste' have a pixel knight that didnt turn out as well as id hoped



(Attention Whore, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:20, archived)
# GIF IT!
(Is good though)
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)
# you can still have this
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(Vin diesel touches my tra la la shove a bastard in it, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:22, archived)
# Oooooooh!
Someone has sand in their vagina!
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:24, archived)
# Or...
Maybe she's just walking on her hands to avoid that happening.
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)
# ...................
I take it you haven't seen that particular episode of South Park. That's ok, only cool people have :P

(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:27, archived)
# Is it opposite day today?
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:28, archived)
# ouais
(I helped save b3ta! Schweaty Minge I spunked in your tea! Taste it and see! D:, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:29, archived)
# Yes
I mean no.
(Pachey, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)
# ha ha
You! You are a funny man!
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:30, archived)
# I've seen every episode of SP
Which is why I don't remember everything.

(Although now now you've pointed out where it's from I do remember it)
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:32, archived)
# It's not a competition, honey.
We're not trying to look good at school now.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:33, archived)
# here here
"My mum could beat up your mum..."
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)
# My ma' wears steel-toe-capped boots.
And she'll put your ma's sphincter on the end of them.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:39, archived)
# Yeah... well...
my dad screwed your mum!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)
# Well... Well....
My mam is your dad.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:41, archived)
# I wasn't trying to compete
It just seemed the most appropriate response, given that:

a) It addressed your point
and b) It's true
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:40, archived)
# I know, I'm just teasing you.
*cuggle?*
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:42, archived)
# OK
But no funny business, mind

/pepper spray on standby
(I helped save b3ta! fool_on_the_hill, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:44, archived)
# I'm not the rapist kind.
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:47, archived)
# Here's to you
Woot
(je suis tres francais, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:34, archived)
# I like it!
(I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:25, archived)
# you would
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Fri 29 Jul 2005, 1:41, archived)
# arrrggghhh
BMP!
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:26, archived)
# Tron?
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Thu 28 Jul 2005, 19:37, archived)

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