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# don't want any PUDDING
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:36, archived)
# that kid is fucking shit.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:36, archived)
# cool
v. smooth
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:38, archived)
# fucking ace
do the eyes go negative with the shots?
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:38, archived)
# thanks
they go red devil eye

babies are evil and give me the fear
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:41, archived)
# oh?
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:44, archived)
# HOLY COCKS ON TOAST!


*Runs a-fucking-way!*
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:46, archived)
# that makes me die inside

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:47, archived)
# oh my god
(I helped save b3ta! AgentMuu hentai coordination, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:49, archived)
# I die a little
every time you post that.
(qdamik, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:50, archived)
# you are my bandwidth
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:51, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh
!!!!!!
(Joesus, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:51, archived)
# aaaargh!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:55, archived)
# poor kid
not funny growing up with inverted nips
(17,000, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 23:00, archived)
# I think so, very cool effect

woo Gravy!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:41, archived)
# hrmmm... TJ TIME!
a few tunes for an hour or so:
83.149.101.8:8014/listen.pls | www.ftlfm.com/board
don't normally post/spam on here. don't kill me.
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:40, archived)
# Heh
Must be semolina again.
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:41, archived)
# excelent
animationing
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:44, archived)
# Am I too early?
(blindspot, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:35, archived)
# yep, by an hour and a half.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:36, archived)
# you certainly appear
to have come too soon (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:37, archived)
# pfffffffttttttttttttttttttttt
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:38, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)
# lol
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)
# squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze
hurunghpfh
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:34, archived)
# hahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:34, archived)
# yaya!
wooooooooooooooooo!
*parp*
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:34, archived)
# hooray
*parps* :D
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:35, archived)
# impressive
post time of 7 mins from original to animation.

Are you related to god?
(sarcasticgoat Coming in your ears, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:37, archived)
# Buddah
I wish I had spent nine minutes now, he really should giggle after the *parp*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:40, archived)
# .
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:26, archived)
# i have a tache
www.tacheback.com
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:28, archived)
# hahaha
first you will need a chin my hairless little friend
(broccoli holocaust, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:28, archived)
# hehehe
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:30, archived)
# sweet jesus..
... I read that as Goatse
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:28, archived)
# So did I
also, I just shaved my goatee off.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:30, archived)
# sweet jesus....
... I read that as Goatse
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:35, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5170196
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:37, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! ed.ge is drunk again in the rhododendrons, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:38, archived)
# lol
Goatse on the brain!
(jenks, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:37, archived)
# *grins*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)
# There is....
a certain Philip Scofield quality about him.
(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:45, archived)
# Hey!
That's me!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:56, archived)
# Whooba!
(I helped save b3ta! Hidden Mouse, Sleeping Kitten Gromada? Gromada!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)
# aw
you just need goatee seeds (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:35, archived)
# teh fluffen?
I recently got back from Cornwall and figured you guys might be able to make use of teh cornish fluffen?

Most active Red Panda I've ever seen at a wildlife park:


We didn't know who was watching who with this guy:


I figured these two would lend themselves to funny shoppage. Spectacled Owls:


And I thought this fella kinda looked like an ewok (actually a baby alpaca):

(stubbledchin, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:26, archived)
# awwwww
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:27, archived)
# the spectacled owls are cool
ready-photoshopped animals

no need to edit

available NOW!
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:31, archived)
# nice pics
young grasshopper
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:35, archived)
# blimeh
he looks EXACTLY like an ewok (:
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:36, archived)
# New for '06 from the US Army Proving Grounds...
(sorry about the size)
The Halliburton 6000, short-range, recoilless, ballistic explosive ordinance delivery system
(blindspot, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:22, archived)
# thats pretty cool.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:22, archived)
# ^this
TJ: oooh microsoft codename acrylic is fun!

Image Hosted by ImageShack.usthe source pic is from a link in.peckers profile

edit// actually at that size it doesnt look like ive done much...
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:26, archived)
# Neither Frank nor Harold knew what it was....
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us

... but they had never been men of science.
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:19, archived)
# it's a hella woo is what it is
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:21, archived)
# it's a googletwhatsmajig!
i'd recognise it anywhere!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:24, archived)
# ... does it bite?
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:24, archived)
# he's right you know
they breed in women's toilet stalls and steal children's ear wax whilst they sleep.

Make great pets.
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:26, archived)
# Listen you lot!
I was cleared of that incident in the ladies toilets in a court of law you can't keep going on about it!
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:27, archived)
# 'cleared' and 'not enough evidence' are two very different things young man
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:34, archived)
# i r a she!
and it is verra friendly! it only nibbles!
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:30, archived)
# woo!
that goes great with what's currently on the radio!
(I helped save b3ta! sex and dougs and rock n roll, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:30, archived)
# hahaha he's great
now eat it
(I helped save b3ta! amon - hooray :D, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:38, archived)
# A joint venture with my girlfriend...
She made our daughter into the scary gnome thing and I made it moveilate...Don't bloody ask...and oops..it's a bit small...
(Bunni_Boi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:18, archived)
# HOLY CRAP!
AAAAAAAARRRGHH!!!
KILL IT! KILL IT WITH BRICKS!
(Dooley, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:19, archived)
# Surely those bricks
could be used to make a shelter to protect you from the gnome baby...?
(Bunni_Boi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:21, archived)
#
Image hosted by Photobucket.com
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:21, archived)
# erm
you fuckers! Parents, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:22, archived)
# It took us
AGES to get her into the makeup...she wouldn't keep still while we superglued those teeth onto her for some reason...
(Bunni_Boi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:23, archived)
# That's because
you didn't drug her enough
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:38, archived)
# are you going to phone social services
or shall I?
(broccoli holocaust, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:24, archived)
# Well we
made sure that it was PROPER Bostik superglue, you never know what they put in the cheap shit...so NERR, her best interests were at heart...
(Bunni_Boi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:25, archived)
# never phone the SS
they only ever make things worse.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:25, archived)
# They do
experiments on the kids n everything...
(Bunni_Boi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:27, archived)
# Cue wolfenstien style
super baby
(I helped save b3ta! KernKraft Gosh, there isn't much noise outside today, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:29, archived)
# Have an appropriate woo
made from my daughter
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)
# Hi Cockalorum!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:33, archived)
# Hello you!
Shouldn't you be tucked up in bed?

P.S. Finished Chapter 4
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:36, archived)
#
I cant sleep any more yet! In the last 24 hours I have slept about 19 of them, and spent 3 on here!
(I helped save b3ta! mns 2️⃣2️⃣9️⃣0️⃣7️⃣, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:37, archived)
# Awwwwww
*huggles*

I'm off to bed now, night night!

EDIT: Like your donation icon, suits you sir.
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:40, archived)
# random crap
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:16, archived)
# semenless
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:17, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:19, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:18, archived)
# hahaha
woo
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:22, archived)
# yeah
I noticed that...thanks.
(PsychoWardJester hasn't had his weetabix, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:22, archived)
# hee hee It's a good 'un!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:24, archived)
# the jig
after his meeting with Stalin, Hitler was euphoric

(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:16, archived)
# HAHAHAHAHA!!!
AHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
(Dooley, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:17, archived)
# hahahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:19, archived)
# euphoric

*runs away, sorry, just being pedantic*

Edit: Oh yeah but definitely woo!!
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:23, archived)
# thanks
fank u
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:28, archived)
# no probs
should have called me a twat, I would have :-)
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:32, archived)
# you utter,
utter twat
(I helped save b3ta! c_kick or, as some people call him, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:36, archived)
# Nice name change
yer bathplug.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:40, archived)
# the "Ole' Aryan Soft Shoe"....
no less - woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:24, archived)
#
That's wicked!
(SuaveG (I love spesh), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:26, archived)
# That
Am teh woomuchly
(I helped save b3ta! chronic And he doesn't know I licked his back!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:34, archived)
# A thing..
of quality sir! Most impressive leggage.
Woo!
(drgonzo2012 Tell me about the rabbits, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:48, archived)
# Best jingle ever!!!
www.diggerland.com/
(King Mong, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:13, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:14, archived)
# hooray!
(I helped save b3ta! cheesemaster a screaming naked asian man driving a semi, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:15, archived)
# yeh seen it a while back
cocking ace
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:16, archived)
# I want to go there
in fact i want to work there

www.diggerland.com/corporate/jobs.htm
(broccoli holocaust, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:16, archived)
# updated with some of your sujestions
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:07, archived)
# absolutely fooooookin' marvelous!
www.b3ta.com/board/5170005

Woo!
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:08, archived)
# no but i know a few people have done it
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:08, archived)
# would you like them?
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:09, archived)
# nah i like my pointy one thanks
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:10, archived)
# okie d
thanks for the use of them anyway ^_^
(mountainloz i want a bulldog/Shih Tzu cross breed, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:11, archived)
# They're great!!
Topwork : ) It's the Union Jack for me the poor thing doesn't get out much any more)

do a lickle goatse. G'wan g'wan.
(I helped save b3ta! routine has perfected burgers, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:08, archived)
# I love you :)
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:08, archived)
# I like the beer/wine
what's next to the camera and below it?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:09, archived)
# I like beer

(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:12, archived)
#
heart / boobs / crown / cursor / bot / bovine
computer / tardis / egg / domo / hat 1 / hat 2
car / bomb / mushroom 1 / mushroom 2 / lightbulb / floppy
tank / brian / hatless head / panda / mr t / cross
robo cop / dog / union jack / needle / camera / r2d2
beer / poo / hand / football / wine / pie
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:13, archived)
# I want a union jack
(no matter what hairymidget says) do NOT make a merkin flag.

(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:15, archived)
# How about a special Magenta Cock ?
Ltd Edition etc
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:16, archived)
# he can't use colour :(
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:17, archived)
# only on speshil occations
eg christmas
easter
halloween etc
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:20, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:21, archived)
# I gathered that....
...hence the 'special edition' bit.
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:25, archived)
# is that a poo?
or an iced gem?

they're all ace - i'd pay for any of them
(I helped save b3ta! caldini Have you seen my polar bear?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:22, archived)
# I thought the hats were big molar teeth.
*feels stupid*

*waits for stupid to feel back*
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:20, archived)
# cool
I just had a thought. What about half a man's head to allow for greater freedom in hat making? Or something with it's mouth facing up to allow people to animate stuff going in and out of it?
(I helped save b3ta! hanke murphy, I'm a mess, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:21, archived)
# How are these updated?
They are the same as the post an hour ago.

*Confused*
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:09, archived)
# i overwrite the file
(I helped save b3ta! ?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:10, archived)
# Hahaha
I'm still confused. Ohh Well. I'll take 'em as they are all teh WOO! You clearly have all teh skillz!

Do they come gift wrapped?
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:11, archived)
# Brilliant
absolutely brilliant!

Woo and all that jazz.
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:10, archived)
# I like the tank
and the Blessed
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:11, archived)
# Nice
when will they be available?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:12, archived)
# I love these!
Mabye you could convince the people at the top to make them into donation icons... along with this:



ANYBODY THERE LISTENING?
NOTE TO SELF: NEEDS TRANSPARENCY...
(Dooley, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:12, archived)
# shed
could you fit a shed into your tiny icon machine? and pop out a small one for me?

and WOO to those iconic icons.

wilco
(I helped save b3ta! unclewilco, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:44, archived)
# first postage?!
Hey all, first post, some nice images on here, some people got tallent!Ive been viewing these boards for some time, but i never registerd.

Jenks
(jenks, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:02, archived)
# It's always nice to start with a picture.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:04, archived)
# Tonay?
Is that you?
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:06, archived)
# BUFFY!
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:08, archived)
#
microphone, anyone?
(SuaveG (I love spesh), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:09, archived)
# Hahaha
I forgot about 2D
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:23, archived)
# hi lo
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:04, archived)
# How many times can the poor bint get knocked down before she realises?
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:12, archived)
# Where's...
...the source for that? It's hill-hairy-arse!
(I helped save b3ta! huntersbar, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:52, archived)
# Then you'll know that we shout at people...
when they don't post pictures or links...

WANKER! Kidding...
(Dooley, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:05, archived)
# no , we use the secret code.
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:06, archived)
# yo dude
show us yer pictures!

:)
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:05, archived)
#
Hello new person, please read the faq. Thanks indeedy.
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:05, archived)
# Why not just put faq inside ~'s?
instead of typing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:07, archived)
# yes
read the faq
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:07, archived)
# almost fell for it
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:07, archived)
# add an image to your post
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers. and delete this thread, there's a good chappy.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:06, archived)
# why he gotta delete it?
its all part of b3tas rich pageant

: )
(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:08, archived)
# it being a waste
until he he/she/it has read the FAQ and added a piccy of some variety.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:10, archived)
# bollocks
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:12, archived)
# ahem
Is it OK to post a new message on the main board without a picture?
Yes, you are allowed to post messages of all kinds on the messageboard. Please be considerate to others though, the board only holds 15 threads at a time and it's not fair to push somebody else's hard work into the archive just so you can say, "Ha ha ha... I bought new shoes."

If you just want to talk nonsense and chat to people, then you should go to the talk board where you can gabber on about anything you like and not worry about upsetting the people who make pictures.

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:15, archived)
# Note the first sentence of the answer.
It's perfectly fine to post a thread without a pic, unless you're being inconsiderate and truly wasteful. This fellow was introducing himself--a very worthy cause.
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:18, archived)
# hmmm
you make a hard bargain, 7. A worthy cause indeed, yet still a whole thread? I shall take note and bow before your wisdom.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:20, archived)
# ah but one mans waste is another mans history!

(I helped save b3ta! rogue Big knickers, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:12, archived)
# responce so far has been a little strange
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:06, archived)
# That's because Comma isn't here
(yet)
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:07, archived)
# now my shirt
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:08, archived)
# a guy on another forum made it
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:09, archived)
# so that's a neato
what now right?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:11, archived)
#
Hello new person. Please read our FAQ. Cheers.

Also, please show us a picture you've been working on!
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:06, archived)
# welcome!
I hope you can show us some work of your own soon
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:08, archived)
# .
I will do a pic when my pcs sorted, im using my backup pc!! arff!
(jenks, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:10, archived)
# No worries
People get a little arsey when you don't post a pic to start a thread, but they get over it. As long as you're not a jerk, life continues on its merry way. :-)
(I helped save b3ta! Sexy Picard 2000, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:11, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/5170044
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:11, archived)
# Look forward to it!
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:12, archived)
# Ok then
I will wait, feeling hopeful.
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:14, archived)
# ?
yes should be sorted within the next few days, then i can show some work, 1 thing i never understud, Does it matter if i post a picture totaly unrelated to what people are discussing / other pictures?
(jenks, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:14, archived)
# ...
Im a friend of Angsty And Benny A(not totaly sure of his board name) Just so y'all know where im coming from lol! (but i dont know them, if you dont like them)
(jenks, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:16, archived)
# ehhe.
Hello new person. Read the FAQ.
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:25, archived)
# you can post whatever you like
It's polite to start a new thread with a pic or a link, but apart from that anything (within reason) goes.......
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:17, archived)
# As long as
a moderator hasnt got out of the wrong side of bed and desides to take a disliking to your pictures of ginger northerners...



Edit: My apologies for thread jacking :-(
(Lord Ponsonby Smythe, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:31, archived)
# Sure, that's all the fun of b3ta
It's all random nonsense :)

Just remember some simple ettiquite; new posts push old ones off the bottom, so as long as a post is not a "waste" it doesn't really matter how good or crap a picture is. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:22, archived)
# I want to shout at you and kick you in the groin...
... but your so damn nice! Now post some piccies... twunt :D
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieSteve, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:13, archived)
# Pfft!
Welcome.
(Benny A Last Nuclear meltdown:, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:22, archived)
# Adolf
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:00, archived)
# Why does he need a taxi, if he's in a car?
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:01, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:02, archived)
# it just ran out of petrol silly
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:03, archived)
# he remembered
he can't drive

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(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:03, archived)
# nazibra - nazibra - nazibra
woo indeed for teutonic undergarments!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:19, archived)
# Because it's broken down
silly

EDIT: Mind pissage!
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:04, archived)
# Because
he had his driver killed by a firing squad

/edit: reminds me of this
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:06, archived)
#
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(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:12, archived)
# I see a pattern emerging here
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:29, archived)
# Nazi Pat Rocks,
actually that pic was the inspiration for mine, nazi's are inately funny I think...

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:13, archived)
# Hehe
That made me giggle out loud...have a fluffy woo from me!

(standardcrow, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:06, archived)
# I hear she's a Private Dancer...
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... and she dances for money....
(I helped save b3ta! -Zuchini- (The artist formally known as dEADfISH), Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:56, archived)
# will she do
what I want her to do?
(kaibosh, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:56, archived)
# die?
yes, eventually.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:57, archived)
# that's not soon
enough.
I have a strict schedule.
(kaibosh, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:58, archived)
# *looks at watch*
Ow, get on with it
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:05, archived)
# What are her
(nut) bush (city) limits?
(Tetra2005 = Cupid Stunt, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:56, archived)
# *hires*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:57, archived)
# notable b3tan no. 6
goldenfanjita

previously: duke of prunes, dave the hat,
grandma of shoes, comma, the neville

Edit: Yes I know it is a Fajita not a Fanjita, but I didnt know how to make the latter one sfw
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:52, archived)
# you haven't done me
it hurts inside
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:53, archived)
# although i expects my insides would hurt more if you did me
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:53, archived)
# there's a reason for that,
you bland forgettable mudge-pucker.

:)
(kaibosh, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:53, archived)
# *adds to list*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:56, archived)
# christmass card or hit?
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:01, archived)
# exploding christmass card list
so I guess its a bit of both
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:04, archived)
# I like it
but the item pictured is a fajita, a fanjita is a girls' naughty bits

/edit: oooooh, I like the Neville one! ;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:53, archived)
# then what the hell have I been bonking all these years?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:54, archived)
# a burrito.
you churro sucker.
(kaibosh, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:55, archived)
# spicy!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:56, archived)
# yes
but that would be nsfw, so I made it a pun.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:56, archived)
# I don't know
if that's technically a pun
(kaibosh, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:57, archived)
# technically
schmechnically
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:58, archived)
# schmechnically
schmeschmechnically
(kaibosh, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:00, archived)
# k
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:04, archived)
# ha! The dukes is ace mon
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:53, archived)
# ta muchly
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:56, archived)
# no magenta cock?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:54, archived)
# I agree there should be one
How else would we know it was him?
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:59, archived)
# give me a minute
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:00, archived)
# thank you
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:09, archived)
# Oh much better now
Life is better with magenta cdc's.
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:13, archived)
# yay!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:30, archived)
# when come back
bring guacamole.

anal probe
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:56, archived)
# That's a fajita,
Not a fanjita :)
(I helped save b3ta! Laughing Boy, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:57, archived)
# yes yes
www.b3ta.com/board/5169988
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:59, archived)
# memeememe
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:58, archived)
# *makes note*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:05, archived)
# Ooh
I like these! Who's next?
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(I helped save b3ta! in vino veritas, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:58, archived)
# do me, do me
*whines like a bottle of Vintage wine*
(I helped save b3ta! Vintage The badgers took my sanity... and my TV, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:05, archived)
# *nods*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:08, archived)
# Haha, nice
Can I get a pic? :)
(I helped save b3ta! Naive Amoeba Bored Cig, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:05, archived)
# sure
you'll have to wait in line for a bit. Theres so many notable b3tans........
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:08, archived)
# I have no idea what this picture is
but I found it on my PC and decided to put a face on it.
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(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:47, archived)
# oooh
I found this too


but it's a repost

woo
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:48, archived)
# reposting in my threads is always fine
god knows I've shoehorned some fuckers into other threads. W00 for that, btw.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:50, archived)
# Cheers
I'm just a whore really!

By chance in all honesty I found found this one day on my HD, I have no idea who it is or why it's there



That's my alabi for the police ready

and with that, nighty
(I helped save b3ta! Sn0tters 🇯🇴🇧🇧🇮🇪, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:53, archived)
# Hurrah!
In that case, you can have this hydraulic ram:


Which led onto this sequel.
The easter egg of which led onto this blatant stealage of the Blode format (which I never finished)
(Click on it to start it)
(I helped save b3ta! Albert the Mildly Deranged purveyors of nothing much since a year or two ago, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:06, archived)
# After killing the radio-star
it was time for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! bobmitch - 2 : Electric Boogaloo, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:48, archived)
# yes!
this!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:49, archived)
# burger, video tape, sausage
its a metaphor for life
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic 2 and Knuckles, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:49, archived)
# a metaphor for eating fried food and watching TV?
I see! It's America!
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:50, archived)
# i actualy do find similar things under my bed
(I helped save b3ta! amoebaboy chose for death by unga bunga on, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:50, archived)
# That scares me!
TJ: My FF seems not to be caching any images. When I reload the page, it reloads every image, and right-clicking any image results in "size of file: unknown (not cached)".

Any ideas?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:54, archived)
# Get IE?
EDIT: Also, clear your cache. It's full.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:55, archived)
# I'd rather get AIDS
but ta for the suggestion

*wastes more bandwidth with every re-load*

EDIT: Have done, many times. I'll try a reboot.
FF upgraded today, maybe it's a dodgy build?
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:57, archived)
# I get that whenever my virtual memory runs low
usually, it is solved when I close all FF windows and tabs and start again.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:01, archived)
# Solved! Cheers!
I think it was because I was running 4 tabs of that daft fridge magnet site, and all the virtual biscuits memory was used up.
(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:06, archived)
# But seriously, drugs are for mugs.
triple dildo
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:45, archived)
# Kate & Pete
"And yes, they will see this!"

- but seriously I think it's disgusting!

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:58, archived)
# hahahaha drug dog!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:02, archived)
# nice!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Strange Now Fully ISO 3103 Compliant!, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:06, archived)
# God, I hate satanic dogs!
;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:32, archived)
# Dope dog.
Need more dope dog.Stab,stab,stab.
(gottdamm, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 22:51, archived)
# He always goes to his happy place when the voices start
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I swear that was smaller when i made it.... click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:39, archived)
#
(bigger)

edti: woo. What's the bollixes either side of his head?
(RowdsterDelux, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:40, archived)
# they're the voices
duh
(I helped save b3ta! Yeknom. Incontinence and Premature ejaculation? Easy come, easy go., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:52, archived)
# warped.
I just spent the last 30 minutes pretending to be Tom Cruise in a chatroom.
(I helped save b3ta! PMGT -Bacon., Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:40, archived)
# Hahaha
...but you're not, right?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:43, archived)
# The funny thing is,
he IS.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:46, archived)
# Why was he pretending then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:49, archived)
# because he was actually in the bathroom.
not in a chatroom.
(kaibosh, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:53, archived)
# Hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:57, archived)
#
bigger?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:41, archived)
# HA HA
I had the faq link all ready to paste :)
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:43, archived)
# *anwers voices in head*
*gets into argument*

*loses*

again

arf! nice work
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 Sep 2005, 21:45, archived)

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