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# For RPS Sunday
Lion head

Can anyone else see goatse?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Argh! Bukkake too!
Woo! Stanley park?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:01, archived)
# You may claim your five pounds
Or a jaffa cake :)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Huzzah!
Ta, I'll take the jaffa cake.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)
[challenge entry] We'd all love the noob
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:59, archived)
# Hooray!
No more Anti-Noobism!!!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:07, archived)
# hahaha
and lovely usernames too
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:16, archived)
# lol
wtf cheerios?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:28, archived)
# I've created (after a long time of doing nowt) a new tutorial
www.maidenart.co.uk/flash-cartoons.html
Any feedback would be appreciated - in particular whether it is useful or not, cheers.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:51, archived)
# Excellent
I find your tutorials well written and helpful, I'll be sure to give this one a go.

Edit: I'd really love to see a tutorial on flash animating stick men... tried a few times but it usually ends up looking like the special olympics.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)
# I've not even looked what it is
and I already know that it is a quality tutorial! Your all good ( sic ) at that kind of thing.

Got your last mail hunny and will post your stuff tomorrow. Do you need any naked pictures of me to go with it or are you good for that kind of thing? ;)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Tempted I have to say
but I'm good for that stuff, honey ;)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:57, archived)
# ah, such wisdom.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:58, archived)
# had a quick scan
Like the highlights bit - this makes such a difference than if using flat colours.

Anyone using an old copy of Flash (minus updated drawing tools) can copy (as vector) from fireworks, then paste into Flash.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Looks good....
although you might want to change the page title before Google index's it.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:01, archived)
# Yep just realised that and fixed - thank you.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:05, archived)
# Bookmarked.
Simple and practical, thanks!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:03, archived)
# No problem
I'm just pleased that I'm creating tutorials that are easy to follow yet practical enough for people to get more out of than just what is explained in the tutorial itself.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)
# that looks very helpful indeed
I was planning on doing stuff in flash, since I have this shiny tablet

pssst title: Image Ready - Creating a scrolling background
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:04, archived)
# That comes from being too lazy to create a brand new page
just amended an old one - but fixed now.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)
# I know
I have that all the time ;)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:11, archived)
# Man...
Drawing in Flash is like pulling teeth after you get used to using Illustrator.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)
# A lot say that it's the other way around.
However, Flash isn't really an Illustration program although you can use it as such and is more for animation, and while Illustrator can be used for animation it isn't as easy to animate in as in Flash - so it's all swings and roundabouts in the end.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:12, archived)
# ooh
i didn't know about the optimise curves thing.

Useful!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:10, archived)
# Vey nice.


Is there going to be a 'animating cartoons' tutorial?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:34, archived)
# Yes that's the next one on the list
as a follow up to this one.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:37, archived)
# roar
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Has it had a stroke?
This live preview thing is a bit odd, too. When did that happen?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:52, archived)
# What live preview thing?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:55, archived)
# As you type your message
there's a little grey box under the "post this message" button that updates as you type.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:57, archived)
# Ah ah so there is
this is good thing and bound to catch on :)

But when will they create a automatic grammar and spell checker for twunts like me who can't type. haha.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)
# Roar!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)
# RPS
from the back yard about 20 minutes ago. ( it's hailstoning like a bitch now )




cfb
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:35, archived)
# that's a linear striated
cumulonimbus
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:37, archived)
# it's chucking out
hailstones whatever it is. The bastard.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)
# that's quite a backyard
I like the pic!

it's been like that here too, with hail, bright sun, and snow today


(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:39, archived)
# I moved out of London
after 11 years to come back to this and bring the son up in some clean air. I think you can see why.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:40, archived)
# good idea
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:59, archived)
# some fluffy RPS from Lisbon

(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:41, archived)
# I'm not too sure about the rats on strings
but those Huskies look beautiful.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:46, archived)
# Pile o'fluff
Although the dog with dreads must feel persecuted amongst such huge dogs...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:48, archived)
# what does your name mean?
the non onion-terror bit...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:49, archived)
# it's a lyric
from They Might Be Giants' song Purple Toupee
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:30, archived)
# another cheap pun
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:31, archived)
# I've been
on that ride many times! ;)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:32, archived)
# How are you gentlemen!!


Woo
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:34, archived)
# That's the Golden Mile on central drive
for your information
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:34, archived)
# It's the golden mile
but it ain't central drive, it's the promenade.

Woo to the pic!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:36, archived)
# And I thought...
foolishly that you were going to refer to slots in the caption... [badum tsch]
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)
# I think the lady
must be hailing a tram
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:40, archived)
# And another...
Beau Selecta
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:49, archived)
# No...
...customers who bend to the right?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:50, archived)
# i is been to brighton tooooday!






tis still a gorgeous day, so im goin out again..........bye!

(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:27, archived)
# I hope you did not get bummed!
or if you did I hope you requested it first ;)


noice pics.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:32, archived)
# haha luckily i managed to avoid all bumfun whatsoever.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)
# That's
fascinating. I really wanted to see your holiday snaps. They are so unlike all the other pictures of Brighton. It's amazing how, even after living there for 12 years, your pictures have shown me a completely conventional and familiar view of Brighton.

Apologies for sarcasm. I have been vacuuming my flat all day, and all my fluffiness has been sucked into a bag.

P.S. geeky lol at localhost in the profile links. [slaps self]
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:33, archived)
# thanks,
care to post something interesting yourself?
apologies for returning of sarcasm, you just seem like a bit of an arse......

edit: LURKER!!!!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:37, archived)
# he's in Brighton,
too busy being bummed to make any funny pictures for us fuckwits at b3ta ;
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:39, archived)
# ^this
everyone who lives in brighton is a gayer 100% FACT
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:41, archived)
# V . . . fuck. . .
that means I am a 'gayer' and no one told me.

blast you Sir Spam
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:43, archived)
# except you,
obviously.
(, Sat 11 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)
# Hello, i'm back
I was in Lisbon and I've made a photo-montage of a monastery there from 7 photos.
Linked cos it's a big pic
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:27, archived)
# it's a bit squint in the middle :)
nice anyway
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:28, archived)
# yeah
I like how its shape goes wonky in places! I took all the source pics from the same spot.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)
# looks menacing ;)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)
# Vasco da Gama
is buried there ...for your information
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:30, archived)
# hehe
that sounds like you're talking me down!
I guess he is but I didn't want to pay €5 to go in.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)
# can't say I blamed you
he's been dead a while ... have you ever seen as many middle aged drug dealers ostensibly selling sunglasses in your life ?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:42, archived)
# haha
true! My friend stayed a few hours longer than me and she told me just that when she came back!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:45, archived)
# Oooh
very nice. Did you see Curis while you were there? I think he's still in Lisbon now...

Actually, you probably didn't, I'm guessing Lisbon is quite big.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:50, archived)
# ..
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:21, archived)
# shouldnt that be david irving........
GROANZ............
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:26, archived)
# RPS - Shopping fort!
I built a fort with my shopping:
Shopping fort

That'll see off the barbarian invaders. In case you're having trouble making it out, here's a structural view:
Shopping fort
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)
# *approves*
Is that a jar of hummus I see on top?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)
# 'Fraid knot
Although why they're selling frayed knots I don't know.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:34, archived)
# Bet the counter woman loved that!
Most woo!

I shall endeavour to do the same next shopping trip
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)
# She thought that we were a bit silly
but it may have broken her out of her trance a little bit. I couldn't decide if it was kind to do this, because it meant she'd have to concentrate to get back into the proper till-zombie mindset again.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:36, archived)
# I bet they were thrilled with you at Tesco
Stick it to the corporation!!!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)
# you mean STACK it!!
/lame
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:24, archived)
# That am lully
Thinks you may have started a trend, my kids will love it.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:08, archived)
# Pringles are the backbone to any good defence.
It is quite lovely.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:11, archived)
# LOL
nice vecotorage ARF.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:41, archived)
# Jabba The Cat teim


Taking over half the bed. Am not shitting you.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:12, archived)
# That am a big cat
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)
# Long and wide
Which is why I couldn't be arsed to make the pic any smaller. Just because it's so huge. She's, um, a bit under one metre if you count the tail...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)
# Erm
You missed out the women in chains and gangsters, but apart from that. FAT CAT
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)
# 'tis a Special Edition
An added scene without bikini!Leia and muppets, and completely pointless, too. Perfectly in the spirit of Lucas, methinks...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Perfectly
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)
# well
i cant be bothered
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)
# haha!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:20, archived)
# Phoarrr!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:22, archived)
# hurrah!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:23, archived)
# BWHAHAHA
I've just told the cat about this and she urkked approvingly. Glad she has taste.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:35, archived)
# ( inevitable obvious joke )
you have a rather large pussy for a small lady .... or is it just me ( not the first time I've had to utter that sentence )
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:25, archived)
# the pillow is huge
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:27, archived)
# Actually
It is a bloody huge pillow. Which makes the cat even bigger.

[/lame]
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:38, archived)
# Yeh.
Hence punning that to death already on my profile, because I knew it'd come up;).
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:37, archived)
# interesting profile it is too
were I a bored norwegian customs official ..I too would strip search you twice ..and without the gloves !!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:39, archived)
# *puts brick in handbag*
*approaches*

Sadly it was a big, scary and very very butch woman with a moustache. And dude, I must've stank of cold sweat and something dodgy after such a long trip, so maybe not a very pleasurable experience, no...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:44, archived)
# you're trying hard there auntie
but it's just getting me hornier
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:46, archived)
# *wondering how I can put myself on 'ignore' ..
..even I'm boring myself with my tedious 'for your information' type spurious facts
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:56, archived)
# Yeeesss...
You must be alone an awful lot...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:58, archived)
# then run away with me auntie ..
and we can copulate relentlessly until one or the other of us croaks it !
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:00, archived)
# *sigh*
Rule 1 of pulling? Avoid stating the bleeding obvious and shouting your desperation from the rooftops in a really lame and tasteless way.

In other words, piss off. *clicks Ignore*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:06, archived)
# Woo
Is a big cat yes ok
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:44, archived)
# Been making fractals today
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:04, archived)
# Oooh thats really good
linky to bigger one??
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
# http://7ilby.deviantart.com
it's there somewhere with others
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
# A mathematical function manifested as a lovely picture?
Gets a woo from me!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:07, archived)
# Uh huh
It's wooful, whimsical and hooplah
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)
# thas pretty :)
how the hell do you make them? I can't figuire it out
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:08, archived)
# Download the program Apothesis
and just mess around, that's what I do
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)
# You should download this
electricsheep.org/?menu=download

It generates animated fractals for your screensaver. 'Tis lovely!

More blurb about it here: www.matazone.co.uk/blog/?p=114
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)
# Cooly Ooly
Thanks
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:13, archived)
# No problem
I love it and tell people to download it all the time. Well, fairly often. It's not like I harass strangers in the street to download it. That would be weird.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)
# I do, but with other programs
I run up to them and go "ZOMGZ PHOTOSHOP CS2 NOOB" then run off
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:18, archived)
# bah
learn how to code you lazy gits.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 16:09, archived)
# We're ever so sorry
We're not nerdy enough to try, you fruitful twunt
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 17:14, archived)
# some Engrish
I found this in a Japanese second hand store called "Hardoff".
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)
# O RRY?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:56, archived)
# is it
an acronym?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:01, archived)
# No, it's engrish for
O RLY?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:02, archived)
# isn't it?
ohrlly all one word
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)
# No.
Not even in jail
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:06, archived)
# you can`t
just invent acronyms! They have to be decided by the magic donkey. It`s his new job.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:07, archived)
# O RLY = Oh really
PFFFWAAAAA FOR YOU
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:11, archived)
# AHCHFP*
*And he claims his five pounds
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)
# And then I spend it
On those tubes that go "Eeeerrrrwwoooooowwww"
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Best. Reply. Ever.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:17, archived)
#
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:14, archived)
# LOL!111111!one!11evelenty-one!11!
All your base.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:16, archived)
# Wikipedia is t3h pwnr
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)
# fucksocks
...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:34, archived)
# 165K!?!?!
well done..........

edit: damn you ninja!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:57, archived)
# sorry...
temporary insanity rectified
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)
# That happy.
Making me of the smile!

Thank and bless, You. For the time.

Great ness!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)
# arigatou gozaimasu
kyo wa cho ureshi desu kara, atarashi garufurendu ga arimasu
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:03, archived)
# ^this^
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:03, archived)
# why don't you have anything to drink?
Choose one, making you better feeling!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:07, archived)
# For RPS - Blackpool

Click to view web site.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Got to love the big dipper,
The pesi Max is alright, but far too tame.

I love Blackpool :)

I love all you guys!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:56, archived)
# Problem is you feel like you're going to die on Blackpools
Doesn't the Max use old car seatbelts instead of drop-down harnesses still?

For me there's twqo surprisingly good coasters at Ingoldmells near Skegness, Millenium and Jubilee.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:58, archived)
# Jubilee has the biggest loop in the world,
apparently. I also hear it hurts like hell?

/and the Pepsi Max has seatbely and over-shoulder restraints, I think they were fitted a few years back...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:00, archived)
# The mouse used to be good.
Dead good.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:59, archived)
# It still is,
and I still hate those brakes! Last time I went on that thing they failed and we slammed into the car in front. Yay!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:01, archived)
# You're lucky, they didnt tell me there was a height restriction....
I scraped the top of my head off one of the struts at full pace on the mouse. Hurt like fuck. Got a nice compensation bonus too
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:19, archived)
# RPS

Also, it was taken on a Sunday.

CFB
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:49, archived)
# Key door Ben
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:48, archived)
# .

Oh christy, what have I done.....
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)
# haha
bindun to death. But never with such aplomb!
Woo!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:42, archived)
# I thought so
but I cant remember ever seeing it
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:43, archived)
# the usual one is a rehash
of the DVD cover of the Pacino film so you get a woo for original use of an old theme ;)
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Hahaha
I never even thought of doing that.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:45, archived)
# hahaha
ace
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:42, archived)
# Pffft!
Love it
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:46, archived)
# RPS!
Teh fluff...


click for big
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:35, archived)
# fwuffeh
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:40, archived)
# I predict that cat is 'he' cat.
Am I right?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:42, archived)
# corrrect
your cat engendering powers know no bound!
/edit only by birth though. he`s had the op.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:44, archived)
# Fluff Teim!?!
Image Hosted by ImageShack.us
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:52, archived)
# Another manly cat!
I think...
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:59, archived)
# I'd have said it was a she cat
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:01, archived)
# Neep!
*scritches*
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:05, archived)
# Is it fluffeh tiem yet?
I have just bought a new bunny. We have called him, Bran.



TEH FLUFFEH!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:32, archived)
# giggling
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:33, archived)
# Is he eating weed cakes?
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:34, archived)
# I am told it is brocolli
But he is a Netherlands Dwarf
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:37, archived)
# that's a good idea.
Feed him up. You can't make stew from skinny rabbits. Give him sweetcorn, it makes their flesh plump and tender.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:39, archived)
# please die
and go to hell etc.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:49, archived)
# What can I say?
I live in the country, rabbits are stock pot fillers and always will be. Dogs are pets, rabbits are livestock.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:54, archived)
# s/livestock/vermin
hth.
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:10, archived)
# Awwwwww
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 15:21, archived)
# I got bored


have a religious nut
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:21, archived)
# Lol
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:22, archived)
# Thanks for this
I have always wondered about the origins of the Easter bunny
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:26, archived)
# Burn in the eternal flames of hell ye foul witch!
Woo!
(, Sun 5 Mar 2006, 14:23, archived)

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